Tapping impatiently outside of my dorm, I waited for Neji to get here. I'm so bored now in days! It's like there's nothing to do! Sighing to myself I tried to think of something to do… that's when Kiba walked down the hall. I smiled widely at him and as soon as the little boy noticed me he turned around and ran with tears running down his face.
I may have gone a little bit too far.
Suddenly Neji walked around the corner and smiled when he saw me. Grinning I held out my hand to him. "The key please." I said simply and watched his eyes widen before narrowing.
"What the hell happened to your key?" He demanded looking a bit annoyed. I understand, certain young men wouldn't mind raiding our room looking for me because of certain things I have done in the past. I can't say I'm proud of them… I mean they have caused mental scars… who am I kidding? I LOVE TO TRAUMATIZE POOR UNSUSPECTING LOSERS!
"Oh it was stolen." I informed him watching the young man open the door for me. Blinking he just stared at me for a while. I stared back and then waltzed into the room no longer caring about this horrible situation I just happen to be in.
"Who stole it? How? Why… wait I think everyone here knows why. Just answer the other two." Neji said swiftly and looked at a depressed Haku sitting on my bed. I walked over to him and placed my arm around the brat.
"Sasori stole it by snatching it out of my back pocket while having the other Akatsuki members distract me. He's probably stolen it so that they can kidnap me for their club meetings late at night." I told the man watching his eyes widen in horror and annoyance.
"Wow… it must be Thursday." Haku muttered but it held no emotion in his voice. I was about to ask what happened to him but instead I was struck by the profound desire to hit something. Sighing once more I walked out into the hallway, I grabbed an unsuspecting Naruto, and proceeded to punch him. When I was done I set him down on the ground then headed back into the room. Haku had a large smile on his face but said nothing. Instantly I turned to Neji.
"Why did you beat up Naruto?" He asked slowly making me shrug while Haku hugged me tightly to him.
"It's her Naruto's been a jerk to Haku senses." The girly man explained looking incredibly happy. "Whenever Naruto is a major jerk and Sakura isn't around, whenever she sees me afterwards she suddenly gets the urge to beat him up. Of course the blond never learns his lesson from this." The dark haired man shrugged making us blink at him for a moment.
"So what are we going to do about the key?" Neji asked blankly ignoring Haku completely. I stared at him and almost dared the idiot to go and get the key for me but I'd prefer not to have his death on my hands. If I do that then I'm probably going to have to avenge him or whatever the fuck else.
"I'll get it later. I'm a little too lazy right now." I murmured not really in the mood to do anything about this at the moment. I mean, I'd have to fight all the Akatsuki members who get in my way just to get to Sasori, and even then I'm not sure if he still has the key.
"I can get it if you want. I'll do the Plan Z thing and we'll be fine." Haku shrugged standing up. I looked up at him in surprise then nodded slowly. I completely forgot about Plan Z.
"What's Plan Z?" The ignorant but sweet Neji Hyuuga asked us in slight wonder and curiosity. It's a rather brilliant plan we came up with when we were younger. It's only used in times of a crisis so that it can be used multiple times in the near future. We exchanged glances and smirked to each other.
"I deliver seductive promises from Sakura, some of which seem impossible and incredibly interesting, and all this is promised only if she can get a hold of the ring and all its copies. Then, when I get the key we both hide out for three weeks while still managing to go to classes and once the boys mention it again Sakura beats them up and laughs. It's rather brilliant if you think about it." Haku stated making me nod while Neji sat down.
"That could work." He murmured and watched as I grabbed a tight dress from my closet and prepared to put it on. Blinking in mild surprise I then sent a wink his way.
"This will be fun." I promised while Naruto, still beat up and bloody from before, walked into the room. I glanced over at him then smirked. "Plan Z is happening tonight." I informed him watching his eyes perk up from the purple and black bruise around his eye. I pat his head then walked into the bathroom with my black and red dress.
Once I was dressed with make-up and my hair put up I walked out into the room and watched the boys' confusion. "Plan Z doesn't mean you need to dress up." Haku stated blankly making me laugh and nod. "Then why are you-?" I smirked then.
"I want to show the boys what they could get. I'll walk around campus like this a couple times and then when I call you, then you can go over there and negotiate." I said simply and walked out of the room. Gaara was standing in the hallway heading over to his room, and that's when he blinked hard and stared at me.
"It's for a plan to beat up some boys." I shrugged and watched him nod slowly.
"Makes sense." He said simply.