heyyyyyyyy! its been so long since i updated this story i'm so sorrrrrryyyy but im sooo lzyyyyyyy so all i did was finish the last 6 seasons of doctor who in a months wasting away in front of my laptop brightness... gah!

Annabeth looked up from her laptop

"i don't know, i guess we should check another fic before going to sleep, or something" annabeth shifted in her seat the ADHD was getting to everyone, leo was shorting out and banging his head against the wall. Travis mock fainted and connor pointed and shouted.

"gaaaaaassssppppp! you don't know something!"

needless to say annabeth kicked him where the sun doesn't shine

annabeth pretended nothing happened while connor writhed in pain.

"well, ummm lets reaaaaaad... this one!" annabeth hmmm'd "its by... leebecky06..." she didn't bother reading the title and skipped straight to the story.

''The first time Leo saw a picture of Percy, he instantly felt that Percy looked familiar,

an impatient wriggling percy looked up at a wallheadbanging ? leo.

"did you know me before the giant war?"

leo momentarily stopped his wallheadbanging ?
"nopey dopey"

back to wallheadbanging

but just couldn't remember why.

"nope nopey dopey!"

"dude is this just the ADHD or are you spending too much time with ella?"

Leo ignored him busy wallheadbanging *i made a new word!*

When he met Percy a faint memory came back…

a heavily caffeinated nico (he felt like he was mature enough to drink coffee now [big mistake]) shook leo by the shoulders

"what is it! what do you remember!"

leo stared at nico wierdly, a bruise forming on his head, a violent annabeth threw a book at his head

"FICTION!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO MENTION ITS FICTION!"

Memory start

"ooooh its memory!" and the readers began to wonder if the author was drunk when she was writing this... which she was not, she just had an annoying best friend who wanted nico pregnant.

As he walked along the streets of Manhattan,

"i know where you liveeeeeee! you liveeeeeee in new york!"

percy rolled his eyes.

"shut up nico everybody knows that

he saw a car.

the stolls looked at percy.

"what color was your car back then?"

percy frowned.

"grey why?"

the stolls linked arms and began to sing.

"its a carrrrrr

and its greyyyyyy

its percy's carrrrr

and its greyyyyyy

not blueeeeeeeeee"

everyone scooched away from them, percy just stared before joining in for the chorus.

"its a freaking greyyyy carrrrr

that is greyyyyyy

greyyyy carrrs are cooooooooool"

The car stopped in front of him and a lady rolled down the window.

most demigods hollered "salllyyyyyyy"

percy pouted "i want blue cookies"

She asked him in concern "What's a child like you doing on the streets?"

sally cared about all of them, the demigods smiled warmly.

Leo didn't know what to say. Most people didn't notice or care about him.

there was a sad awkward silence that was only broken when annabeth continued to read

His silence must have meant something

suddenly percy sat up and started quoting dr. seuss "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

annabeth stared at him.

"where did that come from?"

percy shrugged taking a bite fro an apple that appeared out of thin air.

"eugh apples are rubbish" reyna sent him an odd look and motioned for annabeth to read.

to the lady because she smiled

"sally. not the lady. sally. sally smiled... that sound s cool... sallly smiled... sally smiled siniesterly? sa-"

te romans were wondering if the greeks always acted like tey were high on something or other... maybe it was because of bacchus?

at him and told him to get into the car.

the stolls tutted

"now leo, hasn't anyone ever told you that you should not get into a strangers car?"

"hey! thats my mom not a stranger!"

Leo hesitated, his mother had always told him not to get into cars with strangers but the lady seemed friendly enough…

"some pedophiles look friendly too."

percy hissed at them

"never judge a book by its cover"

percy continued to make threatening cat sounds.

He cautiously opened the door and climbed into the car. Inside the car, there was a boy who looked a little older than himself.

leo with the bruised forehead was about to ask percy when his birthday was when the stolls broke out into tortured animal sounds that seemed to go suspiciously to the beat of ninty-nine bottles.

katie gardner pelted them wit tomatoes before they could destroy everyones ear drums.

The boy gave him a friendly smile as he got into the car, "Hi, my name's Percy.

nico bounced around the laptop weaving through annabeth and percy like some kind of psycho irish dancer.

"omigodssssss its percyyyyyy"

annabeth stared at him patiently

"yes dear idiot. we stated that ten minutes ago"

nico bounced around some more

"really? i didnt notice!"

percy stared at him disbelievingly.

"dude... we even made a musical number about my car"

nico shook his head frantically

"nope doesnt ring any bells"

the couple just stared and gave up.

What's yours?"

"its leo stupid! didn't you know?!"

percy looked annoyed, the stolls decided to make another musical number.

"its leoooooooo

leooooooo

not leroyyyyyyyy

leoooooooo

his name is leooooo"

percy shut them up violently

he asked, offering his hand to Leo to shake. Leo was surprised, that the boy- Percy was talking to him,

percy frowned, "why wouldnt i?"

the stoll looked straight at him

"because you're a coldhearted evil magician who seeks to destroy leo and the rest of the world"

they said with a lisp A/N im too lazy to write whatever they say with a lisp so just use you imagination.

percy looked at them in disbelief

"really?!"

annabeth raised an eyebrow and leo started knocking, his head against the wall again. . .

but responded anyway. "My name's Leo."

nico bounced around sarcastically

"nooooooooooo i had noooo idea!"

but before anyone could leave a snarky comment some new camper pointed at leo with wide eyes

"the master is back! he must be obliterated!"

then she started running circles around her cabin. seems like not only nico got to the coffee.

"Cool name, is it short for Leonardo? Cause mine's short for Perseus."

the stolls broke out into another lispy song and the writer figured tat id she didnt stop making them sing then this reading fanfiction thing would end up as a musical

"perseeeeeeuussss

his name is short for perseeeeuusssss

nico got to the coffeeeeeeeeee

leooooonardooooooooo

leeeeoooo is short for leoooooonardoooooo

he should be oblitteeeeerattteeeeeedddddd"

before they could continue with their song the crazy camper stopped their song by flapping her arms and yelling

"EXTERMINATE!EXTERMINATE"

at the top of her lungs

"No, it's not."

"yes it is!"

"no its not"

"yes it is"

no its not"

"YES IT IS!"

"NO ITS N-... wait... whats not...?"

percy grumbled and facepalmed.

Leo replied wondering what kind of name was Perseus.

"the name of your uncle stupid child"

wait... which uncle... percy or the original?"

annabeth paused to think about that one.

"both i guess"

leo noded

He must have spoken his thoughts out loud because Percy was watching him in amusement,

percy grinned before rolling around on the wheeled desk chair he was on

"yes leo. i am amused"

but amazingly didn't look offended. "It's okay. I get that a lot."

"i do? i dont really usually tell mortals my name"

annabeth facepalmed

"FICTION! and we were doing soo well percy"

nico bounced over to her

"your name sounds like alphabet."

alpabeth smacked him.

Percy said kindly. Leo nodded. "Oh…"

"OH! IS THAT ALLL YOU CAN SAY OH! WHY IN MY DAY I-"

nico passed out on the floor and piper stood behind him holding up a pan.

"he was getting annoying" piper shrugged before returning to Jasons arms.

"What's your last name? Mine's Jackson."

"JACKSON! MICHAEL JACKSON!"

then the whole room broke out into a choreographed version of thriller.

"Valdez" Leo responded as he nervously fiddled

Valdez looked cross eyed from banging his head against the wall so much.

"fiiiiiidddddllllllleeeeeeeedddddd...what a nice word"

leo murmurred before passing out on top of nico. the stolls cooed.

"we should take a picture"

a sleeping nico curled up around leo and stuck his thumb in leo mouth, somehow leo didnt wake up.

with some springs, paper, corks and rubber band.

the hephaestus cabin made a mental list of everything that could be made with springs, paper, corks and a rubber band.

the others, apart from the athena cabin, wondered wat in hades you could do with those.

He wasn't used to people receiving him so warmly.

again with the pity looks

"Hey cool! You just made a bobble head doll!"

"WHAT!"

"b-but thats not p-possible"

"we are children of the gods nothing is impossible for us"

the stolls decided to be annoying

"apart from staying still"

"or watching a platypushippopegasus give birth"

"or-"

annabeth borrowed pipers pan and the brothers joined the floor pile.

Percy exclaimed.

"to exclaim: to Cry out suddenly, esp. in surprise, anger, or pa-"

"im sorry wise girl. but it was time you shut up"

percy gently kissed her forehead before rolling her onto the floor.

soe people stared at him in awe, no one knocks out a violent alphabeth.

Leo blinked and looked down in astonishment; he didn't mean to make a bobble head doll.

"of course he didnt!" a random camper exclaimed "bobble heads are stupid" one of his flailing arms hit a column with a nasty crack and created a chain reaction collapsing columns and squashing all the romans + piper who was in jasons arms

"That was cool!" Leo blushed "I'm not really that good."

percy broke out into song

"humble peasannnnnnnnt

is veryyyyyyyyyyy humbleeeeeeeeee

i hit annabethhhhhhhhh

with a pannnnnnnnnnnn

freeeeeeedommmmmmmm"

"Yeah, right." snorted Percy.

percy snorted "i dont snort" he snorted again "i never snort"

"you just snorted"

percy shook his head

"how do i know youre not lying? huh? did you record it?"

"in fact i did"

percy heard himself snort, shut up and continued reading

"I think I'll call you Leonardo Da Valdez

percy furrowed his brow.

"why?"

cause you can invent like him."

oh...Oh...OH!"percy panicked.

"this website is psychic!"

thalia flicked his forehead

"no kelp head. you just asked an obvious question."

percy pouted

"i still think its psychic"

Leo grinned, he had never felt this relaxed

one of the stoll spoke in his sleep

"mhhhssss bnnnnsssss clouds on motorcycles..."

this starting a chain of sleepy comments, lets play a game called guess who said this.

"bataille du pain... je suis un poisssoooooooon"

"nooooooo...stpid einstennnnnnn... why did yyou eatttttttttttttt seaweeed brannnnnn"

'this boy is on firrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, this boy is wearing a pantysuit and on fireeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeerrrrrrrr"

"tempest dont eat banananananananananananananassssss"

"musttttt killll the praetorssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... must killll teddybearsssss...must...hug...mrmunchkinsssssss"

"greeks greeks its always the...strawberry sauce..."

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhh frank... yeaaaaaaah frank"

"zzoooooooouuuuuuuumbiesssssssssssss"

"haazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllll"

some people were mildly disturbed.

around somebody before, "Leonardo Da Valdez has a nice ring to it doesn't it?"

nope"

"you just killed the mood"

"no need to thank me"

Memory end

oooooooooh it endedddddd" and if you are wondering the author is still sober and undrunk

"Leo, Leo, LEO!" "Huh? What? Yeah?"

"that sounded kinda wrong."

people groaned loudly.

"that didnt help"

Leo blinked in confusion as he looked at Piper, "Where has your mind been for the past few minutes?"

"right here, knocked out on the floor duhhhh"

lacy felt like she needed to do a favor to her half sibling and striked percy with a pan, he stumbled backwards onto a panicked hecate camper who turned every one into cats

the end.

the capitalization it hurtsssssssssssssss. whatever, im so lazyyyyyy.