Kagome sighed, Shippou and Rin were made to stay at the village with Kaede, due to Serah's worrying over their safety. There had been no fights which made the day boring, want to know why? All day demons had been running from them left and right, why you ask?

They were idiots that's why.

Kagome shot Serah a dark look and pictured herself plucking every single last strand of that "beautiful hair" from her skull... along with some of the leg hair from her legs... of course, everyone knew that Serah didn't HAVE leg hair. She probably pooped rainbow glitter too.

Everyone was so into her, about her celestial Inu demon heritage. Which made Serah transform into a pretty poodle like version of Sesshoumaru with gold in her fur.

Kagome almost got caught stealing Tessaiga from Inuyasha's grasp. If only dreams could come true, Kagome would have beheaded Serah where she stood.

Then they got to talking about Serah's ancestry. Turns out that she's the long lost daughter of the lord of the south. Conveniently, Sesshoumaru happened to be engaged to said daughter.

It was bad enough that Kagome had a crush on Sesshoumaru but he was the only person who

'Tough nuts sister, he's my normal sociopath! Mine I tell you!'

Kagome wanted to retch when the girl began to sing again, causing anyone in the vicinity to stop and stare at her. Come on!

Then turns out from some priests that they had passed, Serah was a reincarnated Midoriko.

Kagome snorted. What's next? Naraku proposing to her?

"Cousin Kagome, why are you so jealous of me?"

If it weren't for the fact that everyone was watching her, Kagome would have stabbed the girl in the neck with her toothbrush... Which wasn't a bad thought if you thought about it.

"I know you hate me but I'm going to have to ask you to stop with those violent thoughts towards me, I've done nothing wrong to you."

"Hey Serah?" Kagome smiled the best she could and was satisfied when the girl didn't look so defensive.

"Yes?"

"Drink bleach." Kagome suggested with a grin.

"Why would you say such an awful thing to me? All I want is for everyone to get along! Even I got Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha to get past their hatred. Why can't we do that too Kagome?"

Pretending that she had not heard it, she walked ahead of the group. 'Idiot.'

Inuyasha yelled at her to stop being so rude to her, and everyone else agreed.

Sango became the girl's new galpal overnight.

Kagome had known everyone in this group for three years and some days... where had the loyalty gone? She even fed them using her money! This was bull crap. They could all die in a ray of sunshine for all she cared.

"Kagome, I'm going to be forced to kick you out of the group." Serah pouted her "demonic" aura flaring and her fangs peeking out of the side of her mouth "threateningly."

Kagome looked at her with a dry expression and pointedly ignored her again.

Kagome thought about it... It wasn't as if they couldn't fend for themselves in the wild. All Serah had to do was bat a sooty eyelash at Sesshoumaru and he would go kill something for her.

'He's my sociopath! Give him back! He can hate me all he wants!' she threw an inner tantrum. But then there was one guy that she could always count on. Kagome perked.

"See I don't have to explain myself to you. I really don't," Kagome smiled when they reached a fork in the road. "So bye!" she took the road that she knew they weren't going to travel, just because Serah magically knew where they were headed.

…

…

Right. The chances of her knowing where they were headed were the chances of Jakotsu being America's Next Top Model.

Kagome could bet her share of the jewel shards that the woman was a phoney.

So her current destination? Why to Kouga of course! By the time she reached the male, he and Ayame had welcomed her into the pack with no problem. Not that she'd expect there to be any.

"So where is that mutt and the rest of your pack?"

Honestly? She really didn't want to talk about it. But they had to know.

"See, I have a cousin... she's here, and she's traveling with my group. She has long blonde and red hair, green eyes and she's the reincarnated Midoriko, the missing southern lord's daughter and some inudemon goddess thingy. I also think that she's part cat too, for some reason she seems to be able to communicate with Kirara. She can fight like a warrior." At this, Kagome snorted. "Warriors don't make fighting moves look like ballet lessons."

Kouga laughed, "They sure don't not unless its that pretty boy brother of that Mutt's. Speaking of, why didn't someone step in and stop her?"

"Inuyasha and Miroku are in love with her, and I think that Sesshoumaru is courting her. Then she kicked me out of the group cause I refused to get along with her."

Kouga looked at Ayame who snorted in laughter. Kagome would cry from frustration if it weren't for the fact that she didn't "Feel" like it.

"Kagome you don't have anything to worry about. If you want, me and Kouga will help you search for the rest of the shards." Ayame supplied patting the girl on the back.

"Well being that she's the reincarnated Midoriko, I'm not going to go looking anymore. Let them make HER do all the shard hunting." Kagome pouted and Kouga chuckled a bit ruffling her hair.

"Well you're still one of us so its not like you aren't welcome to stay. If she comes here, we'll put them off the mountain."

"No Kouga, if she comes here looking for Kagome, we are going beat them off the mountains. We're going to lure her away and let Kagome beat the snot out of her. Then we're going to have a bonfire using her body." Ayame said with an evil glint.

Kagome decided that she was in love with the wolf demoness.

A/n I have failed to do it like I always do and I'm correcting it now. I don't own Inuyasha and I don't make money from it. I DO own Serah in all her Mary Suey ness.