I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia. Francis's is 14 and a half years old.

Alfred's Teenage Journey

By waterrain

Alfred Freedom Jones

July 4, 2013. Hero Entry # 1

Today is my 13th Birthday. I had my clone (Matthew) using my video camera to record me, but ended in complete failure (Cause his thumb covered everything up. Only my voice could be heard.) and I was a bit upset with him (I should have called Feliks up to do the recording). He raced away and I had leaned against an apple tree (Arthur's apple tree that he is somewhat possessive over for some reason).

Arthur came out of his house, he looked at me, and that was when it all started. We basically argued for a bit on the whole sibling name calling business. Arthur was all like 'Don not call me, Artie' and decided to pull me away from the apple tree (I was not going to fall and hurt myself. I was not literally in the tree, but leaning against it. Arthur can be odd.).

I found out Arthur has kissed a ton of people, he calls himself a 'Pro at kisses', claimed other people say he was a 'Marvelous Kisser', he looked smug, and asked 'Want me to kiss you?' after saying 'I doubt anyone would wish to kiss you' along with calling me annoying & noisy. Like heck I would say 'Yes' to him. Plus he kissed a lot of people, has experience, and knowing him (He would make fun of me).

I saw Scotty (Scotland) walking towards the mail box. I jumped on him (It was pretty darn epic), briefly looked at his dark green eyes that reminded me of emeralds, and say out loud 'Good bye first kiss' before boldly kissing Scotty on the lips (For a few seconds).

I didn't think Scotty would kiss me back. His lips were so warm and smelled like cigarettes, but I didn't mind. My legs were wrapped around Scotty's hips, his arms were around my hips, and man that kiss felt like it lasted forever. No wonder why people enjoy kissing so much.

I moved away from him, my cheeks were burning, and I was in a total daze for that kiss was pretty mind blowing. I couldn't stop touching my lips and recalling that amazing kiss that I got from Scotty.

My clone came home, he thought that I ate some liquor filled chocolate again, and wondered why I was giggling. Anyway, I told him and after a while he decided to leave me alone.

My first kiss was with Scotty and I have come up with an epic poem!

Start Of Epic Poem

His eyes are beautiful emeralds,

His hair is red as blood,

He is tall and handsome,

He's four years older than me.

His name is Scotland Kirkland,

I call him Scotty for short.

He's Arthur's oldest brother.

End Of Epic Poem

Anyway, I'm planning to kiss some other people not sure who yet and all that stuff. I could be the Kissing Hero Saving People By Kissing them. There are some hero's (like the guy from Snow White, that guy from Sleeping Beauty, and so on) that kissed a person and saved that person's life. I could become The Kissing Hero!

End Of Hero Entry #1

Alfred closed his 'Hero Entry's' before placing it under his bed. He grinned widely before opening his bedroom door and walked towards Matthew's bedroom.

"Mattie, I'm not upset with you anymore because if I had not went outside and all that stuff I wouldn't have gotten my first kiss." Alfred commented cheerfully before walking inside of his twin's bedroom, he gapped in shock, and Matthew's were red.

"Alfred! You should have waited for me to give you permission to enter!" Matthew yelled loudly, his cheeks were flushed, and he got off of Francis's lap.

"I thought you liked girls, Mattie. You told me out of the blue a week ago that you are straight. I didn't even ask you or anything."

"Alfred, I'm bisexual. I like girls and boys. A week ago I was in deni-"

"What is with those marks on your neck! Did that Frenchie hurt you? If he hurt you then I will have to kick his sorry-"

"These are hickies and no he didn't harm me. You decide now to be protective-"

"I have some questions for you, Francis." Alfred stated in a serious voice and he looked at the French teen. "What are your intentions with my older twin? If you go all the way you have to marry him or I will use my shot gun and it would be a shot gun wedding."

"Alfred, You only have a small water gun and stop threating Francis! There is no need to speak about shot gun weddin-"

"So what are your intentions with my clone?" Alfred asked firmly and he crossed his arms. Matthew protested 'I'm not your clone', but he was ignored by him.

"My intentions are pure. Do you know how cute you look Alfred? I could kiss your neck like I did with dear Mat-" Francis said in a low voice as he looked Alfred over and watched as Matthew's twin gapped at him in shock.

"Did you hear that Mattie? Francis is a cheater and he is trying to cheat on you with your own twin!" Alfred said loudly as he pointed at the French teen and looked at his twin with wide eyes. "Your Francis is a cheater and people say cheaters are the scum of the-"

"Alfred, You are overreacting and he has not even touched you. Francis and I agreed on no strings attache-"

"You should calm down, Alfred. Your twin is in perfectly good hands." Francis said calmly before he groped Alfred's bottom with his right hand and groped Matthew's bottom with his left hand. "You could join in. It would be wonderful to have beautiful blond haired twins with no strings attached. It would be a dream come true."

Alfred's and Matthew's cheeks were flushed. Francis grinned at them.

"It would be amazing to see you two kiss each other on the lip-"

"You are a very sick and twisted pervert!" Alfred said loudly before punching the French teen in the stomach, Matthew didn't say anything on Francis behalf, and he was quiet. Francis winced for his stomach was hurting from that strong punch. Alfred swiftly grabbed a rope and quickly tied the French teen's wrists together.

"Like heck I would ever kiss Mattie on the lips." Alfred stated firmly and he puffed out his cheeks. "I'm taking you outside and spray you with the water hose."

"My dear beloved Matthew is kind and he wouldn't want me to-"

"Alfred, Take him away before I smack him with my hockey stick and make it all bloody." Matthew said coldly as he looked at Francis. "My twin didn't want you touching his body at all. The deal is off, Francis. I had warned you not to touch Alfred, but you just had to go and grope him despite my warning to you."

"Yeah, After all I don't want you to get put into prison and stuff for beating this worthless dude half to death. You sure can be protective too, Mattie. More so than me." Alfred commented cheerfully before grabbing Francis and dragged him outside.

"Hey, Artie."

"What on earth are you doing?" Arthur asked as he noticed Alfred was dragging a teen and said teen had his wrists tied together.

"Punishing Francis for groping me along with his other offenses." Alfred stated calmly to the English teen. Arthur punched Francis in the face and glared at the French teen. Francis glared at him, his nose was bleeding, and Arthur smugly smirked.

"Why did you smack him, Artie?" Alfred asked curiously as he grabbed the water hose and tilted his head to the side.

"Just because he's French." Arthur lied as he glared at Francis. Today was just not his day for his older brother Scotland got Alfred's first kiss and now this French teen groped Alfred. Alfred noticed Francis's nose was bleeding, he sighed heavily, and couldn't find it in himself to spray him with the water hose.

"I won't spray you with water because Artie made your nose bleed and I would feel like a bad person for spraying you since Artie punched you." Alfred commented as he untied the rope from Francis's wrist.

"Thank You." Francis told him before give a kiss on the blue eyed teen's lip, smirked briefly at the pissed off looking English teen, and raced away laughing.

'That French son of a bitch.' Arthur thought as he clenched his fists behind his back. 'He had the balls to kiss Alfred on the lips. I should have punched that frog even harder in his lousy face!'

"That quick kiss was kinda nice and stuff." Alfred said calmly and he didn't notice Arthur's eyes twitching in annoyance. "However, Scotty's kiss was a lot better and he's a lot more attractive than Francis."

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