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Alfred's Teenage Journey

By waterrain

"Am I in red shirt heaven or red shirt hell?" Alfred groaned as he opened up his blue eyes, the light was blinding, and there were white walls. "Am I in an insane asylum?"

Alfred tried to move, but his stomach ached and he felt a bit hot. The blond haired thirteen year old teen, noticed there were needles inside of his arms, and he was thought that this really must be an insane asylum. There was no one around and the room was starting to feel chilly. He sneezed, wrinkled his nose, and this place smelled really clean. The door opened and Alfred thought it must be a Doctor with blood almost covering the entire white coat, but he was thankful that he was wrong.

"Hey, Alfie. How are you feeling?" Matthew asked calmly as he walked closer to his younger twin.

"Mattie, Where am I?"

"Inside of the hospital." Matthew informed him gently.

"Not an insane asylum, right?" Alfred asked and he received a shocked look from Matthew. "The white walls are creepy, but now that I look at them. They are not padded or anything."

"You are not in an insane asylum just a normal hospital." Matthew replied simply, he looked at Alfred, and felt relieved his twin was finally awake. "You have been unconscious for two days, Alfie. I was pretty worried along with mom. The Kirkland family were worried about you too."

Alfred looked at the needles, wrinkled his nose in distaste, and glanced at Matthew.

"Mattie, When do I get out of this place?"

"I think soon because you finally woke up, but I'm not sure." Matthew told him and glanced at his watch. "Anyway, My time is up. Someone else will be coming in to visit you. That someone is not here yet and I'm leaving before said person arrives."

Alfred blinked his eyes in confusion as his twin left him and after about twenty minutes Arthur walked inside of the room.

"Mattie, Didn't tell me you were coming to in to visit." Alfred commented out loud, he tilted his head to the side, and noticed that Arthur's nose was wrapped up for some reason. "What happened to your nose, Arthur?"

"Your twin, Matthew. He broke my nose yesterday. He had a break down yesterday afraid you would never wake up and he wished that he had tried your pancakes then you wouldn't have offered to eat my cooking." Arthur said calmly as he walked towards the blond haired American teen. "I don't blame him. I would have done the exact same thing if someone had caused you to be sent to the hospital."

Alfred looked down and noticed he was no longer wearing a red shirt.

"Arthur, When I'm out of the hospital. I plan to teach you how to cook an egg. Start off simple and work up to an actual meal. I'm positive after having some intense Hero Cooking Lessons that you'll get better at cooking." Alfred commented to him and grinned widely. "You know what they say Rome was not build in a day."

"I'm sorry on how my stew-"

"Please don't say the S word around me, Artie. Seriously, I'm trying to forget it and move on with my life."

"Well, I got you some lavender flowers-" Arthur suddenly said as he pulled out the flowers from behind his back and smiled at the shell shocked American teen.

"Artie, Did you say lavender?" Alfred asked slowly as he stared at those flowers and hoped that he was just seeing things.

"Yes." Arthur replied as he handed the American those lavender flowers and the English teen was surprised when Alfred glared at him.

"Artie, Get them away from me! Seriously, I break out into hives and stuff. I told you a couple of weeks ago…Just go get the Doctor and take the lavender with you."

Arthur nodded his head, he ran off with the lavender flowers, and raced to find the Doctor. Alfred was starting to feel as if Arthur was trying to kill him or something and he groaned loudly.

"Oh, Artie. Out of all the flowers..You just had to pick the kind that causes me an allergic reaction." Alfred groaned as he looked at his skin and then rolled his blue eyes. "I should write him a list or something before he actually kills me."

The Doctor arrived and gave Alfred a few shots. Arthur started to recall on how a couple of weeks ago he had given the American teen lavender soap, Alfred told him 'Artie, I'm allergic to anything that has lavender in it', and the English teen was mentally kicking himself for forgetting. Arthur was outside of the hospital and he made sure to throw away those lavender flowers.

"Should have gotten him bloody roses or sunflowers or anything that was not lavender." Arthur muttered bitterly to himself and sighed heavily for his attempts so far has ended in failure. "I bet Alfred thinks I'm trying to kill him. I should have gotten the roses, but no I thought those would be overrated and so on. I doubt Alfred knows the meaning of lavender, but can't blame him for not knowing after all he gets an allergic reaction from anything that has lavender in it."

Arthur leaned against the hospital building, groaned loudly, and clenched his fists in frustration.

'I just want to do something nice for Alfred, but somehow something goes horribly wrong and I have lost track of how many times. I think I'm bloody cursed or it's just plain bad luck or something.' Arthur briefly thought and recalled the other gifts that turned out not to be such a good idea. 'I bought him a diet soda about two years ago, he got upset, and thought I thought he was fat. Last year I bought him a dozen Ice Cream cones from an Ice Cream truck, but he thought I was making fun of him and got upset with me. Six months ago I tried to give him a Furby toy, but he really freaked out and mentioned something about evil gremlins. I bought him a bar of lavender soap a couple of weeks ago and he told me that he's allergic to lavender. I made him stew and he ends up in the hospital. I gave him lavender flowers, he got hives, and I had to fetch a Doctor.'

"Maybe I should buy some coconut milk and see if he might like it. Coconut milk does taste pretty good." Arthur said to himself and headed off towards the store. Alfred was at the hospital peacefully resting, holding a pillow, and dreaming of a world without any lavender it would be such an awesome place.

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