Hello all! So sorry about updating. What can I say, sometimes life just gets in the way and I just have to be in a creative spirit in order to really give you guys a great story! I've found a new way to write while I work, so hopefully for you all, this will mean faster updates. But once again, not promising anything! Please review and keep reading! I love you all!
-yesiamweird
May woke up the next morning alone underneath the covers. She rubbed her eyes a couple of times and then sat up looking around the room for Leo. The empty food was pushed to the desk on the opposite side of the bed and the tv had been shut off.
"Oh May! Breakfast!" April called out from the kitchen. "Okay, be there in a minute!" May called back hopping out of the bed still searching for Leo. It was then she noticed the window had been slightly opened enough though she knew Leo had locked it last night. She sighed realizing he had probably slipped out early this morning to not make his brother's question him in the morning when he wasn't there. She kicked on some slippers and walked to the kitchen. "Morning April!"
April and May had spent the day back-to-school shopping for supplies and for new uniforms. Most of hers had been ruined from walking in the sewer anyways and she had dropped down a size from all of her working out during the summer. As the two entered the house while nightfall shrouded the city, May threw all of her new supplies on her bed and ran back to her aunt.
"Hey, I'm gonna go see what the guys are up to." She smiled and grabbed her jacket from the coat rack.
"Okay then, will you be returning home then?" April asked starting to dig around the kitchen for something to eat.
"Hmmm. Probably not since school is going to start in a few days. Ugh. Only two more years of this crap. I can't wait." She moaned.
April laughed, "You'll miss it when you get older."
"I seriously doubt it, but okay. Bye April! Love you!" May shut the door and searched around in her bag for her cell.
"Ah ha!" She yelled out as she finally found the small device and dialed one of the guys.
"Hello, the mike-ster is here!"
"Hey Mikey! What are you guys doing?" May started to head out and onto the street.
"Well, we are on a run right now, but taking a little break. Come on over and play with us!" He whined like a child.
May just giggled. "Where are you?"
"Hey guys!" May climbed up a fire escape ladder onto the roof the guys were taking a break on.
"MAYYYYYY! So glad of you to join us!" Mikey yelled out and revealed in his hand a water hose.
"Don't you dare-" but it was too late Mikey had sprayed in the direction she was in and even though it didn't reach her completely, she had gotten most of the spray.
"Damnit Mikey!" She stomped her foot down afterwards.
"Hahaha, sorry. Gottcha!"
In that split second, Leo snatched the hose and sprayed Mikey in May's honor. "It's time for your bath, Mikey!" And with that Mikey started to run off.
"Hey no fair! I had a bath last week!"
May laughed at the two and then a finger tapped her sore shoulder. "Sorry." A raspy voice apologized.
May held a hand to her ear. "Oh I hate to have you repeat what you said but would you mind saying that again? Maybe a bit louder?" She teased Raph.
"I'm sorry." He huffed and then walked back over to the other two.
"Hey, May! Catch!" Donny ran over to the girl gently tossing a water balloon at her. "We've all got one!" He smiled and ran towards his brothers. She smiled caressing the balloon and placed her bag on the edge of the building.
Leo had slipped and fallen down as soon as he raised himself up, he had been surrounded by his brother's and May whom where all holding a big red water balloon in their hands.
"Fire!" Donny called out but a weird green light from above stopped them from throwing their balloons at the leader.
May could make out a woman's screech and then an oddly shaped female forming out of the green light. She ran backwards just in time to escape the pile of turtles when the woman fell out of the light.
"Well that wasn't fun. Like, that really hurt my hiney." May rubbed her eyes and noticed a young girl in a light blue leotard, complete with matching cape and boots and a weird helmet with blue things sticking out above each of her ears.
She was sitting on top of a growling Raphael, "Well excuse the shell out of me, my skull's not having a picnic either!"
The girl looked down and gasped. "Oh I'm totally sorry." She jumped off of them. "Are you guys okay?" She asked as they helped each other up.
"Let me guess, you're not from around here, are you?" May smiled at the girl and threw her water balloon to the side.
"Well duh, I'm from the 79th dimension of all-time obviously."
May nodded folding her arms. "Oh yea, obviously." She wasn't getting a good vibe from this girl. Whoever the hell she was.
Leo cleared his throat, "Uh and your name is?"
She laughed, "Oh right, sorry, I'm really bad at this! My name is Rennet, apprentice Timestress. This is the Time-Scepter, it brought me here!" May then noticed a similar odd stick shaped thingy that matched her helmet.
"Uh, okay. So why did you land on us?" Mikey just had to ask.
"Well, I was bored! And I saw you in the orb of hindsight and it looked like you all were having fun! Besides this was an EGS, so this had to be good!"
"What?" May frowned.
"Like an omelet?" Leo questioned.
"No silly!" Rennet giggled, "E-G-S. Events of great significant. It sometimes sucks because the whole place is about to be doomed-n-stuff, but you guys seem okay!"
May simply shook her head and then messaged her temples. "Something tells me we are going to be in trouble."
"RENNET!" a voice boomed from above as Rennet screamed. A man's face appeared from a cloud of smoke. "Rennet, return what you have stolen!"
"Oh no! He found me, you gotta save me! You gotta help me!" She ran over to Donny shaking his shoulder. "He's gonna kill me!" Raph perked up, "Not on our watch!"
"You will suffer a punishment far worse than experience!" The man boomed.
"Don't worry Rennet, we will save you!"Mikey smiled stepping in front of her.
"Experience this!" Raph yelled out throwing his sais at the man. All of a sudden a beam of light came from the man's eyes and Raph's sais started to turn towards him. Luckily he caught them but the force of them pushed him back into May.
"Ouch!" She yelled as he stepped on her toes but he was too angry at the man's head to even notice he had stepped on her.
"Well that didn't work!" He yelled out.
"Scepter, get us outta her!" Rennet lifted her stick thing up in the air.
"Destination?" It called out to her. "Anywhere, just go! GO!"
May screamed hoping it wouldn't take her and the other's with the girl, but it was too late, everything started to swirl pass her and she felt like a tornado had just scooped her up and threw her to another place.
She screamed along with her friends and the time-girl and then felt the cold hard slam of a turtle on top of her.
Everyone moaned for a second and then one-by-one the group tumbled off of one another. May unfortunately was the bottom of the pile. "Why is it always me?" She moaned as Donny helped her back to her feet.
"You know, you've really gotta work on your landing Rennet." Mikey laughed. "Where the shell are we?" Raph asked.
May rubbed her head and looked around the area. There was a castle in the distance and all types of medieval swords and weapons all around.
"You mean, whenthe shell are we?" Donny corrected him.
"Well, according to this we are in the year 1406 somewhere in medieval Europe or something." Rennet explained.
May shook her head, "Wait, wait, wait a minute, did you just say 14-06?" May stared at the girl. Rennet smiled. May literally wanted to strangle her neck but instead she took a few deep breaths and rubbed her sore head. "Why me? Why do all the strange things happen to me?" She cried.
"Why did we end up here?" Don asked.
"I'm not sure. It's almost like something called the Time-scepter was called here or something." Rennet thought about the situation for a moment and then laughed, "Oh well!"
Just then an orb of red light shined around the group and the ground started to rumble. Hands peaked through the dirt and then zombie-like bodies rose from the ground. "Get the Scepter." They called out.
Everyone backed into a circle. "Ugh can't you do anything you stupid scepter!" Rennet shook the stick and then a blue light flashed around the group. May could feel weight being added onto her small frame and once the light cleared she smiled at the medieval armor on her. "Sweet!" She smiled and then picked up a shield from the dirt to stop a creature from attacking her.
She and the turtles fought off the monsters in their very flashy armor and once they had knocked down a monster, they would sink into the ground defeating them.
May had two cornered as she kicked one other to the floor defeating it. But the other two were smart and one held her foot in mid-air right before she hit it. "Uh oh." May gasped as it threw her across the grounds away from the fight. She picked herself right back up and charged towards the two with the shield blocking them from an attack. With the force of her run, she knocked both monsters over and they sunk into the ground. She wiped the sweat off of her forehead and caught a glimpse of Leo staring at her.
She winked reassuring she was unharmed and then walked back over to the others but stopped as soon as she heard Rennet scream. May looked above her head at a giant red dragon flying above the group.
"The Time-Scepter is mine!" She heard a voice call out as the dragon swooped down and snatched Rennet with in a split second of May's astounded thought.
"Rennet!" Raph called out.
"Well, there goes our ride." Donny sighed walking over to the group.
"Guess we better go and get her." Leo sighed realizing the long trip they had to make their way to the castle the dragon was flying towards.
Mikey interrupted. "Why does all the weird stuff happen to us! I mean we were just minding our own business when that freaky time lady just fell right out of the sky and on top of us, and to make it worse we are stuck here and we gotta go to that creepy looking place!" Mikey pointed to the castle. "It just doesn't seem fair!" he finished.
Raph placed his three-fingered hand on his brother's shoulder, "Ya done?"
Mikey thought about Raph's question for a second, "Yea, I'm done!" he laughed, "Let's go save Rennet!"
"Good, for a second there, you were starting to sound like May." Raph glared over at the girl. May simply stuck her head in the air and walked towards the castle avoiding Raph's glance. "Be nice." Leo warned him, but he didn't need to. While Raph had been distracted by his older brother May threw her shield at the turtle barely missing his head. She giggled and continued forwards with Donny following behind.
The ninjas arrived at the base of the castle and Leo suggested to take off the very loud armor. Everyone agreed, well except for Mikey of course. He winked at May after she threw her body suit to the side. "Mikey, really?" she whispered hoping the others wouldn't notice right away.
"Shhhh! I like it!" he placed a green finger to his lips. May giggled and rolled her eyes, "Whatever." and she followed the others to the top of the castle walls. When the group fell to the ground this time inside the castle, Mikey clanked to the ground very un-ninja-like.
"Mikey, loose the armor." Leo commanded.
"But I like it, it makes me feel all protected and stuff!" he smiled attempting to prove his point. His brothers stared him down. "Oh all right..." and with that he threw his armor to the side.
May ran over to the side of the highest tower in the castle, she figured that's probably where the capture kept Rennet since it was hard to reach. Just when she was about to tell the others, she heard a man's voice yelling from the tower above her. A red glow formed around two cockroaches crawling around the area next to her and just when she was about to call the others to warn them it was too late, the roaches grew larger and larger reaching full monster size.
"Oh thanks guys! Now I take my armor off!" May heard Mikey yelling behind her. One of the bugs attempted to claw at the girl, but she threw herself back doing a fancy back flip to avoid the attack. Out of the corner of her eye she saw a shiny sword sticking out from the ground. Her first thought was to grab it, but she also remembered the monster roach was fighting to get her.
Right as it was about to swing it's claw at her head she rolled on the ground to the side of the sword. With all her might she pulled the sword out of the ground and chopped off the roach's claw.
The monster screeched in pain and then eyed May evilly watching her carefully as she twisted the sword in her hand planning out her next attack.
Out of the opposite corner of the castle grounds she saw Leo and Mikey fighting off another roach. Mikey had almost become roach food in an instant, but Leo had pushed him out of the way just in time. Knowing Leo could take care of himself she focused back on the roach growling in front of her.
She knew from science that bugs had a very soft outer shell that could be broken easily and from that she devised a perfect spot to throw the sword into the center of the monster. But like any good plan, Mikey had stepped into the fight by jumping onto the back of the creature making it throw him off and ruining May's chance of an attack. Before May even had time to think about running away, the creature scooped down to eat her.
Within the blink of an eye, the monster disappeared and she felt her body being thrown to the ground by a strong force.
"Raphael!" she heard Mikey and Don yell out. May lifted herself off the ground and looked up at the monster swallowing a green foot. "It ate him!" May yelled to Donny. He nodded quickly and both he and Mikey ran to knock the beast over. In doing so, Donny used his Bo staff to pry the roache's mouth open hoping to look for Raph inside.
"Oh my god. Raph..." May ran over to Donny's side hoping to god that Raph would somehow charge out of the beast's mouth. She noticed the neck of the monster starting to bulge. Within two seconds, Raph popped out from the giant roach killing it instantly and saving his green skin. Mikey and Donny ran over to their brother.
"Welcome to the teenage mutant ninja turtle motel, where giant cockroaches check in-" Mikey smiled at Raph.
"But they don't check out!" Raph finished wiping off the slime from the monster. May sighed and thanked her lucky stars he had gotten out okay and just as she was about to make a smart remark about Raph, she noticed him glancing back at her. He almost looked as if he had been telling her, "I got you." his face almost scared her yet she felt calmed by the fact that she knew he wouldn't let anything happen to her.
Leo broke her out of the trace Raph held her in, "Come on, let's keep moving." May and the others nodded and continued on.
Mikey and Raph knocked down the castle door in the highest tower of the castle. "Somebody call an exterminator? Cuz you've got a serious bug problem down there!" Mikey always had to make a smart comment before they went into battle.
May noticed the creature holding Rennet captive. She couldn't tell exactly what it or he was, but she would have to say he was a mix between a goat and a human. "What!" he screamed and then pointed the Time-Scepter at the group. They all split up as the creature attacked them, however an unlucky Donny got in the way of the beam shot from the scepter and his Bo staff started to turn into a tree trunk, as if the creature made the stick return to its original state. He swung the scepter at Donny, knocking him against the wall.
May quickly ran over to Rennet tied down in a chair. "Hey, you okay!" She whispered to the girl. "Yea! I am now!" she smiled as May untied her.
She heard the creature yelling at the others fighting against him, "You retched creatures. You are wasting my time on my revenge to seek, and the universe to conquer!"
May watched in horror as her turtle friends were hit with either the beam of the Time-Scepter or from the actual stick itself. Eventually, even Leo was thrown off his feet and thrown against the wall from the creatures wielding of the scepter. She had enough.
Quietly, she picked up Donny's old Bo staff and walked behind the laughing creature who thought the battle had been won. She lifted the stick up and hit the creature in the back of the head. He stopped laughing, moaned and then fell down without a sound.
"Nice swing!" Raph laughed at the blonde. May smiled and shifted her hair back, "Aw it was nothin'." she smiled and threw the broken Bo staff on the floor.
"I'd say thats a home run May." Donny smiled and bent down at his weapon. "Sorry Don." she giggled at him sighing at his staff. "I didn't think you'd need it afterwards.
He smiled and stood next to her, "It's okay."
"Oh my gosh! Look!" Rennet pointed to a grey blob in the opposite corner of the room.
A red arm had the Time-Scepter in its claws and starred to laugh evilly. "Ahhh the turtle brothers. How glad we are to see you again!"
May had heard that voice before. She gasped and grabbed Donny's arm shaking at the sound of the voice. "Uhhh, do we know you?" Mikey asked not knowing who the voice belonged to.
"He knows us." Leo crossed his arms.
"Yea, and those voices sound really familiar." Raph scratched his head.
"Why yes, listen to our voices," suddenly the grey blob started to take the form of May's worse thought. "For it is the last thing you will hear!" the form of Drago and the Ultimate Ninja combined stood in front of the group.
May squealed and hid her face in Donny's shoulder starting to shudder hoping they wouldn't see her.
"Ewwww, what is that thing!" Rennet asked.
"It's Drago!" Raph stated, "And the Dameo's son!" Leo finished.
"Merged together somehow!" Donny led May and the others backwards hoping to avoid the two.
"How can this be! You guys got sucked into the dimensional rip thingy!" Mikey claimed.
"Why yesssss, pushed into tap rip between time and space. We drifted for eternity, and you turtles could have saved us. But you let us go! Over thousands of millennia, our bodies drifted together into this horrible state! Our hatred for you has driven us and kept us alive until we figured out a way to escape and came to this place! Only with the Time-Scepter could we find a way to destroy you!"
"Oh enough of you guys!" Raph yelled and threw his sais at the two. Suddenly his sais turned to rust and then evaporated into thin air. So did Leo's swords and Mikeys nunchucks.
"Time is our master! Steel turns to rust, wood into dirt, and flesh starts to rot!" they said together and held the scepter up in the air.
"You icky creep!" Rennet had made her way on the back of them and snatched the scepter out of his hand.
"Meddlesome pest of a girl!" the two kicked Rennet down, "You're no match for us!"
Rennet smiled and held the scepter up in the air. "I'm not, but like, I know someone who is. Lord simultaneous, I'm really, like, sorry! But we could really use your help!" suddenly the scepter started to glow and the same scary floating head from earlier in New York appears once more.
"Well it's about time!" the face yelled as Rennet screeched. The face exploded and a cloud of purple filled the room, once it cleared out a very small man wearing a white robe with a helmet similar to Rennet's walked over to the girl.
"Gimmie that please before you hurt yourself, or the rest of the universe, again!" the man snatched the Time-Scepter out of Rennet's hands.
"That's Lord Simultaneous! Well, he should have quit while he was a-head! Get it!" Mikey laughed at his cheesy joke. Raph just slapped him in response.
Just as Drago and e ultimate ninja were about to attack the small lord Rennet feared desperately, he froze them in their tracks and simply walked over to the goat man. "Say bye bye Savanti, you'd think banishing you to 15th century earth would be enough. Guess not! See ya later!" he blasted a beam from the scepter and with it Savanti was gone.
The lord looked back at Drago and the ultimate ninja, "Now what to do with you!" he pondered aloud.
"You cannot control us, we have power beyond your imagination!" the two moved from their frozen position and snatched the Time-Scepter from out of the Lord's hands. "We shall return!" they laughed and then disappeared out of sight.
"Lord Simultaneous! That ugly creep just stole the Time-Scepter!" Rennet pointed at their position as the others walked over now that the two were gone. May sighed in relief over the fact they had never seen her, she couldn't stand that ninja creep after all the stuff he had put her through.
"I'm not worried about it. The Time-Scepter is a funny thing. It has a mind of its own sometimes. I'm not so sure that character knows what he in for." Simultaneous smirked and then turned to Rennet, "As for you young lady, we need to talk about your punishment. You must pay for your crimes, six more weeks of dusting!"
Rennet groaned, "Ughhh, you are such a tyrant!"
"Seven!"
"Noooooo!"
"Do you wanna try for eight!" he frowned at the girl.
"No, your magnificent." Rennet bowed her head.
May and the other looked at each other, "Dusting!"
"This was all over dusting!" Donny was truly pissed off at the whole shenanigans they went through. May crossed her arms and growled cursing in her head at Rennet, she better not see her again or else she'd be in a world of hurt.
"Now, let's set things right shall we!" a beam of light surrounded the group and May felt her body being thrown on a hard surface and then turtle shells on top of her.
"Um, I'm glad we're home, but why is it me that is always on the bottom!" May cried as the guy's weight crushed her body. Mikey laughed at the girls comment. "We know that's how you like it babe. You on the bottom!" he chuckled but then an elbow to the face shut him up.
"You're ridiculous." May groaned and then kicked him, "Get off of me!"
Raph threw Mikey off of the girl as Donny helped the blonde.
"Remember, just ignore Mikey, it'll make your life easier." He winked and then walked off. May rubbed her aching back and searched around for her purse she had left by the ledge when she first got arrived.
"Hey guys have you all seen my purse!" May crossed her arms continuing to search.
"Nope."
"No."
"Nada."
"Heck no."
"Damnit!" May threw a fist in the air. "We get sucked into a whole fiasco all because one lazy girl doesn't like dusting! And then my purse is stolen by a thug and I had my wallet and phone and all of my make up in there! Ughhhhhh!" May turned her back to the guys and faced the city watching the cars pass by. She heard a snicker behind her and then a smack.
"What the-?" but she didn't even need to guess what had happened. In Mikey's hand was the straps of May's black bag. She gave him a death glare and walked slowly over to the orange bandana turtle.
"What! It was just a little ninja prank!" Mikey threw the bag to the girl. She simply dropped it and then ran after Mikey. "Michelangelo!" she screamed at the turtle as he ran around avoiding her the best he could. But alas he was no match for Raph and Donny's strength at holding him back.
"Come on guys, she's gonna kill me!" Mikey begged the two to let him go.
"That's the point."Donny laughed.
"We don't wanna have to tell Masta Splinter how we killed you, so why not let May do it for us!" Raph smirked as Mikey whinned, "L-Leo!"
Leonardo just stood there with his arms folded, "Nope, mess with the bull and you get the horns." He smiled.
May ran over and kicked Mikey in the gut making him fall to his knees. "I swear Mike, you're going to make my hair fall out one of these days." She tossed her hair out of her face and walked swiftly to pick up her bag. She took a deep sigh and then smiled, "Let's hope we never see Rennet again huh?"
"Yea, that was a bit ridiculous." Leo nodded to his girl.
"At least we know now that we have to watch out for Drago and the Ultimate Ninja." Donny sighed knowing it would be a hard battle to face.
May shuddered, "Out of all the people in the world, or rather the entire dimension, we just had to see him!"
"Yea no kidding, guess the Ultimate Ninja is just like the shredder. Can't kill the guy." Raph crouched down.
May took a step on the ledge of the building, "So where's the shell mobile Don?" She searched around the alley.
"I drove! Right over there!" Mikey ran next to her and pointed to a shadowy area.
"Perfect!" May smiled and then faced her friends. "On your marks, get set, GO!" and with that she and the turtles raced down to the vehicle.