"I can't love you anymore."
Uchiha Sasuke turned to see a determined look on his female teammate's face before closing his eyes and lying back.
"Found a new plaything?" Sasuke asked after a pause.
"No," she said indignantly. She wasn't that shallow.
"I can't stand you!" she yelled, causing the Uchiha to glance in her direction.
"You always call me annoying," she continued. He didn't retort when he realized she wasn't done.
"All you do is train," she started counting faults on her fingers.
"You're anti-social, speak as if your vocabulary is limited to 'Hn' and 'Aa,'" Sakura threw her hands up, frustrated. "Might as well be talking to a wall!"
"You constantly fight with Naruto over stupid things," she rambled, "...ignore all your fan-girls. What are you, gay?"
Sasuke's eyes narrowed. "What?" he hissed, but Sakura wasn't done.
"I don't think you've ever showed any emotion other than anger! I've heard of emotional constipation, but you're in another league entirely!"
"...Your ego is the size of the moon!"
Not one to take insults lying down, Sasuke sat up and turned to watch the pink-haired kunoichi behind him pace back and forth, thinking up new insults.
"And you never, ever, put down the toilet seat when you come over!" she stopped and turned to face him. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at her statement.
"I know it was you!" she shouted, pointing accusingly at him. "Naruto didn't use the washroom last time! Do you know how annoying it is to almost fall into a toilet?" He watched her rant on about hygiene with an amused smirk.
It dropped at her next statement.
"I mean, how can I even put up with you? I cannot be in love with you." Sakura huffed. Her eyes met his to gauge his reaction. She was surprised to see he wasn't angry.
Sasuke simply stared.
"That's complete bullshit."
Sakura looked surprised but soon sighed, dropping her gaze.
"I know."
"Also," Sakura looked at him expectantly.
She almost laughed at his last statement.
"-I'm not gay."