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Alfred's Teenage Journey
By waterrain
Arthur was laying on his bed deep in thought and suddenly realized that fate was not being a cold hearted bitch. He smiled to himself for having Alfred being a poor clueless little lamb is actually a good thing. Fate was on his side and he heard his bedroom door opening.
"Hey, Arthur."
"Hi, Alfred."
"What is masturbate? What's a wet dream? What's a dildo?" Alfred asked curiously and those two didn't notice Peter was standing outside Arthur's bedroom door listening.
'The only word I don't know is dildo.' Peter briefly thought as he looked up at the ceiling.
"I can't tell you. I won't ever tell you for I do not wish for you to no longer be a clueless little lamb." Arthur replied without thinking and noticed that the American teen looked ticked off.
"I decided to give you a second chance, Artie. Yet you still decide to insult me. I'm not a lamb. I'm not clueless. In the end I'll be taller than you, Artie. Well, I'm going to go to the hospital and ask Nurse Ivan since you refuse to tell me. He should know since he's an adult."
"What?"
"You had made me a lot more curious and a heck of a lot more determined by saying that you can't and won't ever tell me. You know I don't like being kept in the dark about anything. I'm curious by nature like a cat. Once I'm curious about something there is nothing that will stop me from finding out."
'Damn, I really messed up.' Arthur thought as he looked at Alfred's determined eyes.
"Well, I can show you what those wor-"
"In any case, Artie. I don't want to find out or be shown what those words mean by you. Since you keep on calling me a clueless little lamb." Alfred stated firmly before walking out of Arthur's bedroom and mentally decided against going to the hospital for he wasn't in the mood for a long walk. Instead he plans to go to Feliks house and use the Polish teen's laptop to look up the words.
"Alfred, Once you find out the meanings and so on…There will be no turning back!"
"Well, Artie I'm the type to keep on moving forward! You won't be able to call me a poor clueless little lamb! I don't like lambs because at the petting Zoo one of them peed on me remember I told you about it last year! If you had called me a clueless bunny I wouldn't be as ticked! I'm also very determined because you used the words can't and won't! I will first find what the heck a dildo is mark my words!" Alfred called out as he walked out of Arthur's house, head held up high, and start to jog towards Feliks home.
"Big eyebrows what's a dildo?" Peter asked curiously as he looked at his older brother.
"Look it up, Idiot." Arthur replied calmly and he sulkily crossed his arms. "Damn, I had decided that I wanted Alfred to stay clueless like a lamb because it's rather adorable and quite a turn on, but no fate gives me a punch in the gut and a back-hand along with mocking laughter."
"Eyebrows, It's your own fault so stop blaming it on fate. When things go wrong you always blame it on fate. You create your own fate, Eyebrows."
"Shut up, Peter. Go look up on the computer that word dildo along with the word sex toy. Corrupt yourself for I don't care." Arthur snapped at him and sighed heavily. "Oh, well either way Alfred will still look adorable and I'll still be turned on by him. It doesn't matter whether he remains clueless or not."
Peter rolled his eyes, he walked away, and thought on how Arthur is totally creeping on Alfred with the whole 'Adorable' & 'Turned On'.
Please Review and Thank You. We all were once like Alfred at one point of our lives (Poor clueless little lambs not knowing the 'words'), but then something occurs and we end up becoming like Arthur (Knowing a lot about those 'words') ^_^