"You cheated."
"And you let me."
Sakura huffed.
"How was I to know that you would take advantage of my state of dress?!"
"You mean state of undress."
Meanwhile, Naruto was in the background guffawing. It was a seduction mission gone awry and his two teammates took this as an invitation to see who could knock out more enemy-nin. (To prove that Sakura had improved, but Naruto knew this was their strange way of courtship.)
"I say that the last one should totally gone to me! I was the one who distracted him!"
"Hn. You say that like you expect me to put on a dress and distract them."
At this, Naruto couldn't take it anymore and full out laughed his heart out on the floor. Sasuke glared. Sakura giggled.
"Well, I can tell you one thing, Sasuke-kun. I'm sure many of them would definitely be distracted."
Ahem.
"Come come, children. We still have to find that scroll to complete the mission." Kakashi reminded them.
"Well we wouldn't have to if someone didn't lose their temper."
Sakura's eyes squinted angrily at the black-haired male's comment.
"Well, Mr. I-think-I'll-use-Sakura-as-a-distraction-so-I-can-hog-all-the-fighting-action, let's see you have a male grope your butt and see how you like it!"
Naruto all but died of laughter. Kakashi left to find the scroll by himself, seeing as his squad obviously had some issues to talk over.
"Oh god! The visuals!" the blond managed to choke out between his – what could only be called maniacal – laughter.
"No matter how you word it, I still win with 14 knock-outs whilst you have 13."
"Dammit! I should've won! That last one was totally mine!"
"Yet it was my fist that knocked him out."
"It was thanks to me that the guy was so easy to knock out in the first place!"
"Sakura."
Said female waited for the black-haired nin's comment, prepared to counter with her own if it was insulting. She watched as a smirk appeared on Sasuke's face.
"Uchiha's never lose."
"Pft. You just say that to cover up the fact that you were jealous some guy was touching Sakura-chan!" Naruto bellowed.
"Like I said," Sasuke grabbed a surprised (and scantily-clad. Not that Sasuke noticed or anything) Sakura by the wrist and started pulling her off in the direction of Konoha, "Uchiha's never lose. At anything."