Hellhound
Beta: Old man of the mountain/Darklord331
Beta #2: Bratja Rasa
Naruto was watching everyone getting organized in the hotel. His mothers were trying to get the schedules figured out while talking to Verosika about her drinking which apparently had picked up while he was gone and now has been reduced since his own return. Angel was seemingly behaving better and even after Vaggie nearly killed him with a spear for the recording he made of her private time with Charlie, he is starting to show more progress if not by the smallest margins. Such as not having any drugs in the last month, cutting back on his drinking, and seemingly being more cooperative and opinionated about his treatment and goals. Naruto nodded his head that he was still antagonistic to the others but that is just Angel being Angel.
Their newest tenant Emo (Kermit Emo) seemed to be resistant to treatment but he was at least pretending to care about the treatment. At least when he didn't piss off Naruto.
Flash back
Naruto was scouring the hotel; he had only been back but he had been out of his stash already.
"Fuck I couldn't have smoked all that shit already."
"What's going on?"
Naruto turned his head and saw Kermit standing there with a blank expression on his face while carrying a gun in his right hand.
"Kermit why do you have a gun."
"Oh, I was going to go shoot some hoes that have been bothering Ginger for the last week, but I could sense you were in trouble."
"How the fuck-" Naruto waved his hands, "You know what that is not important. Look, can you help me find my stash?"
"Stash you mean your weed?"
"Yeah." Naruto rubbed his head in frustration, "I fucking have a pack that I leave on the ground floor of the hotel and Husker monitors it to let me know when I need to buy some more. But he told me that somehow, I had run out and he was too drunk to remember what happened."
"So, someone stole your shit huh? Okay let's take a look- I smell weed."
Naruto stared at him, turned his head where he was looking, and saw it was facing the stairs.
Racing up the stairs they enter one of the bedrooms and saw Emo sitting with a bong and the room covered in smoke.
"Hey want a hit?"
Naruto's eyes widened and twitched. Kermit shook his head,
"Bro did you take the weed from downstairs?"
"Yeah, I mean, the establishment is holding me down man and consumerism has just been a bitch. So, when one can find a free stash on hand one must share the wealth."
Naruto's eyes narrowed,
"What the fuck your emo not a fucking hippy."
Emo shrugged,
"Can't I be both?"
Naruto growled,
"Yeah, well there is one fucking problem of smoking my shit!"
"Oh, thanks it was good."
Charlie is handling the garden around the hotel and saw Emo Kermit thrown out a window to the ground below.
"FUCKER DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT!"
Charlie sweat dropped.
'Might want to invest in some better security for that stash of his.'
Flash Back Ends
Naruto since then had kept his weed in his room away from everyone until they could get better security for the ground floor but for now other than that, Emo never touched his shit after that incident.
Kermit disappeared after that and only reappeared later with some more food and another stash of weed for him.
Apparently knocking over a crime lord who was having his goons harass the stripper he is on is not a good thing. Who knew?
Naruto looked at the room and saw that everyone was busy and with Alastor who knows where these days, Naruto figured he go through his phone for something to do. No attacks mean a free day to do something.
Then he remembered Loona, he promised to meet up with her and train her in fighting as she never went through the channels with the rest of the Hellhounds recently.
Pulling up his phone he dialed a number and waited for the ringing to finish.
IMP
Loona was sitting in the office bored out of her mind going through her Hellbook and occasionally looking at Fuckbook.
She went on the later to see who was fucking who these days as celebrities liked sharing that stuff with the rest of Hell.
Not that she cared, but it would be interesting to see if there are any interesting pairings or if Naruto somehow managed to make it on this site.
But she saw a flashing light on her desk and saw that Blitzo was trying to reach out to someone for help with the client in his office. From what she could tell it was some pissy woman who just got to Hell probably less than a month ago and was wanting someone dead for being wronged.
Suicide was a bitch.
Sighing, she got out of her chair, walked to his office door, and knocked, leading to a quick, "COME IN!"
Opening to door she stared at the purple skin demon with horns on her head. Her red eyes were glowing showing her level of anger.
"Okay you need something Blitzo?"
"Loona honey meet our client she wants to ask us to kill some dumb woman in the human world due to her surviving a murder attempt she made."
The woman growled,
Loona rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, so the charge for this killing is about 50,000 plus medical expenses is that fair."
The woman sniffed,
"If this means I can see that bitch burning down here with the rest of us. Then fine I will enjoy paying for this."
Loona nodded her head,
"Okay then, we'll have her dead with 24 hours or the killing is free."
"Loona hold on-," sharp look from his daughter and he quickly shut up.
"Is that a company policy I didn't see that on the sign."
Loona rolled her eyes, "Yeah we have had that policy for quite a while, it helps motivate us to keep doing our fucking job and actually nuke the fucker that you want dead." Loona pulled out her phone, "Plus you're paying a shit ton of money, makes sense that we have to work fast and hard. Otherwise, who knows they might die of natural causes and poof they go to heaven and it is the middle finger to you."
The woman paled, don't know how but she did, and she growled,
"Kill that bitch and ruin her and I might pay extra because I want to see that little bitch down here so I can fucking TEAR OFF HER SKIN AND WEAR IT AS MY NEW DRESS!"
Loona nodded her head.
"Cool got it." She finished writing things down on her phone and then showed her the conditions and she nodded her head.
Loona might do her job to the bare minimum but she got the shit done that mattered.
The woman growled and walked out of the room, leaving Loona with Blitzo who was huffing and glaring.
"Loona we've never done that policy before so why the fuck did you tell her that?"
Loona rolled her eyes,
"1," holding up one finger, "She needs to know we will jump on this shit immediately instead of dicking around and leaving her in the dark. If we actually kill this bitch in less than 24 hours she'll spread it out to others and this will help productivity go up."
Blitzo held his finger up but then dropped it.
"Fair point."
"2," Holding up two fingers, "We are in the fucking hole Blitzo, we need more work soon or this place is going to run up so much debt we are going to have to peddle out flesh if we want even to keep this building."
Blitzo groaned, yeah Moxxie was right the billboard was a terrible idea.
Not that he would ever let the little know it all know.
"3," holding up three fingers, "The most important thing is that if we are going to charge those kinds of fees it would make sense, we have strict guidelines to help run shit here. I mean, come on Blitzo how are we going to be taken seriously if we can't even do our own shit correctly or charge appropriately. I mean we have to consider ammo, travel costs, the building, our daily lives, and more so we need to start making more fucking money. Especially for killing people in the human world which you fucking know what that kind of mess can cause."
"Yeah, yeah, I know Stolas told me all about how Lucifer and those powered wig fucks like to keep things on the DL due to how Heaven gets super pissy if we fuck shit up too much. I mean, I get it Loona but please gameplan with me first."
Loona rolled her eyes,
"Well, whatever, look let's get this shit started and maybe, just fucking maybe, get this job done without a fuck up of some kind."
Blitzo jumped over the desk and walked out of his office with Loona. "Blame Moxxie that fucking idiot is always thinking with 'compassion' and 'love' that it is fucking annoying. Kinda pissed he keeps doing this, makes me wonder how Millie likes sleeping with him." He pulled out his camera, "Also got their latest sex session want to watch?"
"And see pencil dick try to raise his fat ass for that fat ass axe wielding bitch? Nah, I'll pass. Although read someone in the underworld took over for Angel Dust since he started going clean."
"Yeah, fucking heard about that."
Blitzo wondered into the main lobby seeing Moxxie and Millie aiming a crossbow at a picture on the wall of a happy smiling family.
"Guys!"
An arrow fires off and is bouncing around the room and Loona just stares as it bounces everywhere and soon sees Blitzo catch it before it hits the Eel tank.
"We have a job right now so everyone quick fucking around and let's go lick some ass!"
"The term is kicking sir."
Blitzo rolled his eyes,
"Mine's better."
Moxxie rolled his eyes, "Fuck who are we killing today."
Blitzo rolled his shoulders, "Just some cheating bimbo that someone failed to off and now the person that failed to off the bitch wants her dead. Guess that means we can kill the family if we have to." Millie was giddy while Moxxie just gulped.
Loona rolled her eyes, Moxxie really needed to man up and just do his fucking job. It is not like the Earth is full of saints if some bitch fucks another person's husband leading to murder, then so be it. But that doesn't mean you have to hesitate after coming to hell. I mean who is the fuck is going to judge you for murdering a woman and her family when you got paid by the woman that got wronged?
Finding the spell book, Loona opened it up and soon created a portal that leads to the family's home and the three went through.
Loona sighed before sitting back down at the desk before seeing her phone ring.
Looking her eyes widened when she saw it was a chibi Naruto.
Answering she held the phone to her ear.
"Naruto hey!" She groaned mentally, 'Hey way to go Loona that was stupid.'
"Hey Loona, listen you free right now?"
"Um yeah, yeah I'm free." She didn't really have anything to think about until Blitzo called for her to bring them home from their job.
"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come over to the hotel. I'm kinda having a slow day today and had one of the rooms made into a training room that I use from time to time. I figured we could do some training so to help you fight off any serious horndogs that come your way."
Loona pondered but then smirked, this was perfect.
"Sure, I'll head that way now."
"Great see you soon."
Loona hung up her phone and smirked before racing down the stairs and retrieving the car to head back to her place and get her training clothes on. Something both flexible and easy to move in while at the same time alluring.
Kermit's Adventure
Kermit rubbed his face and sighed,
"What the fuck where am I?"
"Mh Kermit please be quiet I'm sleeping."
Turning his head Kermit's eyes widened when he saw some kind of blue swan like woman next to him and she was naked. Only the sheets covering up her entire body and making him sweat.
"Uh how the fuck?"
"Please be quiet." A second female voice groaned. "Mother is right we are both tired."
Kermit's body stiffened and turned his head seeing a younger blue swan girl that looked 18, at least he prayed she was, and she too was naked in bed with him.
"Okay what the fuck did I do yesterday?" Kermit thought as he got out of the bed, a large wad of cash slipping out. "Huh?"
Kermit picked up the cash, counting it.
"Two thousand dollars?" He questioned quietly as he scratched his chin. "Wait… didn't I make a weapon deal yesterday… yeah… it was a chain weapon I sold her."
Kermit's face scrunched in thought.
"Wasn't it to Naruto's girlfriend? Well, not MY Naruto, but a Different Naruto who was turned into a… Lycanthrope Hellhound by his Hound Bride to be…"
The doors burst open, startling Kermit as a voice shouted,
"Honey I have returned you wouldn't believe the shit I had to deal with when it came to that arrogant bitch of a niece. I mean seriously she married into the Argos family but she just bitches and complains that he fucked some imp because she refuses to put out. I swear that girl is more trouble than she is worth and doesn't understand-,"
Standing there was a dark feathered swan being that was elegantly dressed and was staring at him with dark amber eyes and wearing a small crown on his head. He is dressed mostly in red robes.
"Okay bro I can explain."
The man stared.
"…."
"Well, I'm waiting for a reason for why I have found you with my wife and daughter in the same bed while it smells of sex and depravity." He took out a handkerchief and rubbed his beak.
"…."
"Well?"
"Bro, do I have to explain?"
"Yes."
Kermit held a finger up before,
"Look out it is a demon!"
The man blank stared.
"Seriously?"
Kermit looked,
"Fuck well there goes that plan." Kermit quickly got out of bed, "Kermit away"!
Within seconds the frog jumped off the bed and out the window.
"FUCK!"
He quickly realized that jumping out the third story window of a giant castle onto a thorny bush was probably not his best escape plan.
"GUARDS FIND THAT FROG!"
"Honey?"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING HONEY ME WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT AND WHY WAS HE SLEEPING WITH YOU TWO!"
Kermit moaned quickly running out of the castle with spells flying at him. Thorns burying their way through his skin and his entire body bruising from the unknown sensation
"Shit, I hope Naruto is having a better day than me!"
Hazbin Hotel
Naruto heard a knock at the door and quickly opened it smiling to see Loona.
"Hey glad you could make it."
"Yeah, well I figure never turn down anything that can be fun and plus hanging out with you is always going to be interesting, no?"
Naruto nodded his head and welcomed him into the foyer.
"Well as you can see this is the main lobby of the hotel."
Loona looked round with a raised eyebrow,
"What's with the old-style design I mean it looks like time stopped moving in here."
Naruto shrugged his shoulders,
"Alastor took part in decorating the place, as for why who knows? That man is known for doing shit on a whim and honestly it is quite annoying."
"Right. Heard that you two tussled a few years back when you first rose through the rankings as an Overlord."
"Asshole was lucky it was supper or I be tasting Venison."
Loona laughed.
"Right. So, the training room?"
"Oh, right follow me, we are going to have toa void the bar and the upper floors. Mother is having some of her sessions with the clients."
Loona raised an eyebrow while following him.
"Seriously she got more than just that pornstar here?"
"Yeah, surprisingly we have an Emo frog, one who shouldn't touch my shit, and surprisingly another famous star but redemption is not on her mind just sobriety."
"Oh yeah?"
Loona tried to wrap her head around, who was it?
Approaching the basement they quickly entered the room and saw there was a training matt, some punching bags, weights, and some magical items to help with training including a dummy that can move on its own.
"Alright Loona why don't you do some warm up stretches and I'll get some stuff started."
Loona nodded. Reaching down she touched her toes with her claws while feeling something lingering she smiled.
Naruto had started on the wooden practice doll but saw Loona stretching and couldn't help but watch as her body was more pronounced in a particular area.
Loona could feel his eyes on her ass which are being squeezed tightly in her athletic shorts and showing off more pronunciation of her ass and showing her flowing tail.
After a bit of stretching to touch her toes, she switches it up to leaning backwards leading to showing her head touching the floor and making her breasts bounce more pronouncedly. Naruto was not sure but he was sure that she was at least D-cup by the way her top was squeezing her chest.
Naruto did feel his pants get slightly tighter making him groan while turning back around to hide his erection while working on the training dummy.
Loona smirked,
'So easy to tease thank fuck he is loosening up.'
After a few more erotic stretches with her sitting in a split and then showing off her flexibility by literally doing a split on the ground with her crotch touching the ground.
Naruto nodded his head at the dummy and had it stand up rigidly with its body releasing the sound of wood hitting themselves constantly.
"Alright." Naruto stood outside the fighting ring. "Fight the dummy first and then we can test one another after I have a better idea of your strengths and weaknesses. Don't worry the dummy is on the lowest setting."
Loona rolled her eyes and glared at the dummy.
Within a small blur she rushed the dummy punching it in the head, leading to the dummy's head falling backwards and hanging there with the wires in the neck strained.
"That's it?"
Naruto smiled, "Don't count your hell chickens before they hatch."
She opened her mouth and soon found a brutal punch to her stomach. Looking down she saw the wooden dummy having hit her in the stomach and knocking her back a few feet. She growled, as she watched it reset its head and its eyes flash a message.
Got hit? You suck bitch.
Loona roared charging the dummy and hitting it in the head and body with a barrage of attacks.
The dummy retaliated with it knocking its wooden head into her nose making her growl as a little blood seeped out of her nose.
Ah, do you need a break I know it can't be easy to suck this much.
Another roar and a large barrage of strikes and blows where she seemed to get the upper hand and was even biting offending limbs that struck her but she was countering with pure animal instinct.
Naruto had to admire how she fought, it was purely animal instinct and seemed to be to the point that she is able to counter some stuff. But she was too flawed in her fighting style just settled on fighting on offense and just retaliated after being hit instead of fighting with a strategy or technique.
So, after seeing her thrown across the room by the dummy and her growling with some blood coming out of her muzzle.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch and guess what? Bitch you got owned!
Naruto sweat dropped.
'Guess that is what I get for buying such a cheap training dummy compared to the good stuff.'
Naruto stepped on the mat and slammed his hand into the neck of the dummy, causing it to collapse on the mat lifelessly. Naruto kicks it off the mat and stands there with a small smile on his face.
"Okay Loona so to be honest you have some talent, raw instincts, and your bite is definitely something to fear."
Loona smirked.
"But the problem is that your too erratic." Naruto waved his finger, "You see the dummy wasn't using firearms and alike but if they were you could have been killed and even if you change your attack pattern in a moment of rage you would throw that out of the window." He then motioned her to him and she walked up to Naruto in which he then got behind her. "Which is why I think we need to work on finding you a fighting style that fits you. Something aggressive but enough awareness of your own physical limitations."
Putting his hands on her hips she blushed,
"Okay so you're touching me why?" Naruto smiled,
"We need to shift your core a bit." So, twisting her around he had her facing away from him and then put his hands on her shoulders. "Loosen your shoulders a bit being too stiff will affect how you can fight."
She blushed hotter but did relax her shoulders. Only for him to motion his arms to keep them straight out. There, Naruto then held her hips, "Now throw a punch."
She threw with all her might but Naruto held her waists and shook his head.
"No use your hips not your shoulders. You'll get more power and be able to roll with the strike better."
Loona frowned but did what he said. She found it unusual but when she did, she felt her strike was heavier, that is the best way to express it.
Naruto continued with his instructions for an hour and then they began slow sparring practice with one another. Mostly so she can get use to moving her body evenly and to understand what he meant with the rolling with the fight.
Once she was more comfortable with the rolling aspect of striking, she then moved onto moving faster against him and Naruto just slapped her hand away, down, and just above him and appearing in front of her with a light flick of her nose. She usually hated someone messing with her nose but with Naruto it felt more like he was flirting with her.
"You got to be calmer and try again."
Naruto dodged her strikes again but the minute he tried to get around her she grabbed his tail shocking him and her smirk appeared before headbutting him.
Naruto groaned, "Okay that was impressive and unexpecting." Naruto rubbed his forehead and sighed.
Naruto quickly ripped his tail out of her hands and slapped her on the head with it before slamming his elbow into her throat knocking her down. Sitting on her stomach he then put his hands down and smiled.
"But you need to never relax until you are 100% sure your target is dead. As long as they draw breath you can't-,"
Loona moaned and blushed with her huffing slightly.
Looking down, Naruto's eyes widened and he jumped up.
"Fuck, sorry Loona hands they have a mind of their own."
Loona pouted mentally,
'I wanted to see where that was going.'
Loona heard a buzz and sighed, walking over to the corner of the room she picked up her phone.
"Yeah, uh huh. Uh! Fine I'll summon you guys back in," She looked at her phone's clock, "About 20 minutes. Yeah yeah, hole in the shoulder, look what you do with the prince is not my business." She hung up the phone and sighed before stiffening and slowly turning to Naruto.
He raised an eyebrow, before pulling out a stick and lighting it and taking a small inhale.
"Relax if this is about Stolas loaning his book out to your Imp father then it is cool Lucifer knows about it and is monitoring this. As long as they don't destroy a city or something major, shit should be cool."
Loona sighed before groaning.
"Well I'll catch you later Naruto we should meet up and spar again that was fun and maybe I can show you a few of my own personal moves." She licked her muzzle and her tailed waved around in a circular pattern.
Naruto's eyes widened slightly before taking another hit.
"Um, sure. Well, I'll show you out then."
Loona nodded her head and after leaving the basement they made it to the front door and Naruto was about to open it when he then heard,
"Uh hum?"
Turning his head Naruto groaned.
Charlie and Vaggie were standing there with one being confused and concerned while the other was more judging.
"Son who is this?"
"She-,"
Vaggie held a spear in her hand,
"Did you bring someone over without telling us?"
Naruto shrugged his shoulders,
"Well, you guys were busy with patients so I didn't think you would mind."
Vaggie groaned while Charlie snapped her fingers.
"Well, who is she?" Her smile was clearly strained and she was starting to release a little of her magic.
"Names Loona." She pulled out her phone and texted Blitzo letting him know it might be a little longer. "Me and Naruto met up again while coming to do a wellness check on me. Also, we knew each other at the orphanage until he straight out murdered the bitch that ran the place."
Charlie stared at them and then smiled walking up to her,
"Well, it is nice to meet you Ms. Loona. My name is Charlie Morningstar, I'm Naruto's mother and this," She pulled Vaggie to her who was rolling her eyes and smiling with her fiancée's hands on her hips. "This is my fiancée Vagatha Morningstar."
Naruto coughed.
"Um," Loona rubbed her arm, "Nice to meet you both wish I could stick around but I got to head home right now. Something with my," she swallowed, "My father came up and he needs me there."
Charlie nodded her head,
"Oh, where do you live?"
"Um, IMP city and our business is IMP."
Charlie hummed with a finger on her chin before smiling and soon she put her hand on the wall and a magical portal opened up. Showing the exterior of the IMP building confusing the fuck out of Loona.
"There I opened a spatial portal for you. Feel free to walk on through and don't worry about your car I'll send it to the building as well." Charlie waved, "Please come back soon I would love to know more about the place my son once live and getting to know his childhood friend."
Loona looked at Naruto and he shrugged his shoulders. Loona before passing through rushed over and quickly stole Naruto's weed stick and the four he had in his pocket.
"Hey those are mine!"
"Later!"
Naruto saw the portal close and growled at his mother, who smiled innocently.
"You know one of you has to get me more I'm about out."
Charlie waved her hand and quickly grabbed his hand,
"More on weed later tell me more about this little friend of yours!"
Naruto saw the sparkle in her eyes and he could only freak and turned to Vaggie,
"Vaggie-,"
"Mom, you mean?" Vaggie was enjoying his squirming to get out of this current predicament.
"Yeah, whatever Mom, how is Angel doing? Did he behave?"
"Surprisingly yes. So far, we can say that he has definitely improved and tomorrow I think marks a month clean I think but I can't remember off the top of my head."
"Okay then, tell Angel no sessions tomorrow I'm taking him to the Greed Ring for some shopping and then taking him to Giovanni's place."
Vaggie raised an eyebrow while Charlie, she was just poking her son's side to get him to answer her question.
"Um, okay but why?"
"Because you got to give them something to reward their good behavior and what better than letting him do a little bit of shopping and hanging out a famous club while having a few drinks with friends. I'll run security and keep an eye on him the entire time we are out promise."
Vaggie frowned.
"Fine but we are going to go over ground rules before you leave got it."
"Yeah, yeah-," Charlie finally pulled her son from the spot he was standing and was dragging him upstairs mumbling about finding out about the hellhound he was around and what she meant to him.
Vaggie just groaned, it was going to be quite the night, guess she would deal with Angel and the others, best let Charlie have the mother son talk.
It was just another day of weirdness in the hotel.
Omake
Naruto was chilling in his room; after the talk with his mother and getting some more weed he was just wanting to get some rest before the upcoming day with Angel. He was sure it won't be bad but still better to be prepared.
Soon there is a ringing at the door and Naruto moaned.
"One fucking day I swear."
Walking down, he opened the door and saw something that made him wonder how good his shit was.
"Um Kermit I gotta ask what the fuck?"
"Like it?"
"I really don't know what to say here."
"Knew you would think it is gangsta."
Standing in front of him was Kermit yes, but for some fucking reason he is wearing a Spiderman costume.
"Kermit why the fuck are you Spiderman?"
"First, I'm Spiderfrog, branding and all that."
Naruto raised an eyebrow, before pulling out a paper and handing it to him.
"What the fuck is this?"
Naruto took a hit,
"Cease and desist and Takedown for your content."
"What the fuck?"
"Mess with the mouse and lose your house."
"Fuck that bro, I'll own Disney and plus Spiderfrog is cooler than their weak ass shit."
"Sure." Naruto took another hit, "So, what exactly is your powers and what is this whole thing for exactly?"
"Well, first the costume is super high quality and yes I have some of Spiderman's powers but I don't have too much of that shit. But I will admit this costume is tight on the ass."
Naruto heard a laugh in the background, but just settled for smoking a little more.
"Okay so what is your whole thing; like are you all about that great power comes great responsibility?"
"Fuck that bro, this is hell. The only thing that matters for me is the five Bs."
"Five what?"
"The Five Bs."
"What are the five Bs."
"Blunts, Bottles, and BIG BOOTY BITCHES!" He started waving around a weed stick and a bottle of booze and Naruto could only watch as some random succubus out of literally fucking nowhere started twerking in front of him next to Kermit while he is just waving his arms in the air.
Naruto looked at his weed stick again and took another hit.
"Okay this shit is too weird."
Naruto simply shut the door, walked back into the hotel, and sighed.
"And I thought Alastor was fucking weird."
Soon he heard music and looked up and outside the window he saw Kermit swinging by the hotel and heading off into the city and all he could hear was,
SPIDER-FROG, SPIDER-FROG, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER-FROG CAN. HE DRINKS SOME TEA, HE STEALS YOUR BITCH, EVEN THOUGH HE LACKS A DICK LOOK OUT... HERE COMES THE SPIDER-FROG. IS HE STRONG? HELL FUCKING NO. HE WENT TO THE ER WHEN HE STUBBED HIS TOE. CAN HE SWING THROUGH THE FOG, HECK YES HE CAN HES SPIDER-FROG AMEN- SPIDER AMPHIBIAN FLYING THROUGH THE SKY, TO THE STRIP CLUB TONIGHT. LIKE A STREAK OF LIGHT, HE ARRIVES JUST IN TIME! SPIDER-FROG,SPIDER-FROG FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-FROG, WEALTH AND FAME? NAH HES BROKE EATING TACOS IS HIS REWARD. TO HIM, LIFES FULL OF STUPID BITCHES, AND HIS SUIT KIND OF ITCHES, HERE COMES THE SPIDER-FROG!
"Catchy but weird as fuck."
Naruto saw Charlie running up to him,
"Naruto did someone piss off Disney again?"
"Um maybe?"
"Well father got another complaint from them."
"But isn't he the owner of Walt Disney's soul though?"
"I know and everyone is freaking the fuck out!"
Naruto sighed, took his last hit on his stick, and then pulled out another one. "Nothing ever simple with a that fucking frog."
Chapter End