Chapter 11

Beta: Old man of the mountain/Darklord331

Naruto could only sigh.

He really regretted his decision in bringing Angel to the Greed District.

Most people didn't know that the Greed District is divided up into multiple sets and at the same time most of them were done in varying ways of making greed.

There was NoMafia town, basically ran by the mob, that did all the usual mob activities and he knew that the Imp that ran that place did so with an iron fist but he was more of a minor thug in Hell.

Then there was that shitty park his mother took him too and he met someone there.

Finally there was the rich part of the area; all the booze, drugs, guns, and clothes and other useless shit.

Vanity City.

Mostly it was the HQ of the Lord of Greed, they kept the place running non-stop and made sure everyone was making a shit ton of money in the process, or more he was making a shit ton of money.

He met the lord of Greed once, but he didn't really feel one way or another about him since he did give him some console games for a small price. Might have helped that his grandmother was there smiling a death smile.

That one smile that terrifies most and turns on his grandfather.

Now he felt sick.

"Holy fuck I've never been to this district before!"

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Not a surprise," Naruto boredly looked out the window of the back of the limo and saw all the bright lights and glits that was flashing before them and he swore he was going to get sick from it. "This place is usually outside most people's price range and if I'm being honest it is a surprise that some even make it this far considering how expensive it can get just to eat here." Naruto shrugged his shoulders, "But whatever."

"Man I'm so excited there must be a shit ton of shops to explore!" He turned his head, smiling dazzingly, "Is it really okay for me to get whatever I want?"

Naruto shook his head,

"Within reason Angel; your lucky Vaggie is letting you out of the hotel after the stunt you pulled of recording their sex session… again." Naruto sighed. He had to rub his snout as this was now a reaccuring thing.

Every time his mothers got hot and heavy nowadays, he seemingly recorded it and had it on his phone.

Naruto guessed it was better than him uploading to his old page but it was still disturbing.

Worse when he had to stop his mom from skewering him on the end of her stick. But he shrugged his shoulders and just realized it is something that is going to keep happening and it is some weird way that Angel was reaching out.

Not the best method but hey you take what you can get.

Naruto and Angel saw the car stop and let them out.

Naruto was wearing his hoodie and jeans while keeping his phone on hand and texting his mother letting them know they arrived in the district.

Angel immediately jumped out and before they could get ten feet from the car or the door close camera flashes were going off.

"Yo cut that shit out!"

"Ah my darling public." Angel made some kissy faces and did some posing until he saw Naruto glaring. "I mean, um geez can the paparazzi not give me a break?"

Naruto rolled his eyes and smacked the top of the car,

"Xavier we'll be fine go ahead and wait for my call. We'll be a little while."

"Yes sir and remember-"

"Yeah, yeah stuff the shit in the magic bag mom gave me and if anything happens call. Now get out of here." Naruto slapped the top and soon the car took off leaving them in the street with Naruto seeing Angel harassed by a few people with camera phones.

"Angel is it true you went straight?"

"How fucking bored are you in that hotel?"

"Is it true that you fucked the Hellhound prince?"

Naruto growled and quickly swiped all their phones with a quick swing causing everyone to scatter in fear.

"Geez five fucking minutes that is all I'm asking for."

"Okay oh! What's that place!" Angel dashed off and Naruto sighed before running after the spider demon.

They arrived at a highly end store with fancy dresses and make up and jewelry and Naruto swore he saw the room sparkle.

'Geez flashy much.' Naruto remembered the time he came in here with his mother when he was a child.

Flash back

Naruto age 7 was growling at the nature of the clothes.

"This shit is too tight, it hurts my neck, I feel like I'm chaffing in around my crotch."

"Naruto don't touch that and you look quite dapper."

Naruto deadpanned,

"Dapper really? What is this the 1940s?"

"Naruto what do you know about that time period?"

"Nothing but I do know that is a stupid thing you said."

Charlie sighed and turned to the tailor,

"We'll take five of these in different colors please."

"Of course lady Morningstar!" The imp quickly ran off yelling at people to gather the clothes as demanded.

Naruto rolled his eyes,

"Can I take this- what are you doing?"

Charlie had her phone out and all he can hear is rapid shuttering.

"Oh my son is so adorable soon you'll be the envy of all the men in Hell and I'll have to be selecting your brides." Charlie broke into tears, "I'm not ready for that yet."

Naruto just deadpanned.

"I swear this is the weirdest shit I've been through and that is saying that after the purging."

"Cute grandbabies though," She had a smile on her face and flowers appearing around her head.

'And she's gone in her own world.' Naruto narrowed his eyes at a bruise around her neck though.

"Did he come over again?"

Charlie flinched.

"Yes but don't worry I can handle it."

Naruto frowned.

"Why do you put up with him can't you just dump him and find someone else?"

Charlie smiled and hugged him close to her,

"I wish it were that simple but love is a weird thing."

Naruto frowned harder,

"That's not love that is control. Even I know that."

Charlie just hugged him close and felt her shaking. Naruto sighed and hugged her back, knowing now is not the time for sarcasm, but the time for love.

Flashback End

Naruto remembered a few days later things imploded between him and her and soon things boiled over and not too long after that she started dating Vaggie. While he admits now Vaggie was better, he did think his mother jumping to women was a bit sudden and he was not sure how to feel about it. Especially after seeing how he treated her and just thinking about it made his blood boil and growl while gnashing his teeth.

The workers quickly rushed away from him seeing the prince in a foul mood but knew that it is not their fault. But it is better to attend to the nosy and overly pricy spider.

"Geez," Naruto turned his attention to Angel who came out in a silk red dress with some makeup on, "This shit feels amazing I never worn anything this good in my life!" He smiled at the extra holes, "Plus I have to make holes in my outfit, this shit is amazing with it coming standard."

"Of course dear sir." An older Imp with a black beard smiled, "We have customers from all walks of life so it only makes sense we stay up to trend with the best of fashion and accommodation for those of the extra appendages."

"I love it! I want all of this!"

"Excellent sir!"

Naruto sighed.

He was really hating this shopping trip but he'll deal.

Soon Angel went through four more sets of clothes and some underwear which he dares not look at for his own sanity, once all of it was piled up Naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a glowing silver card and swiped it against the machine.

"Thank you for your purchase please come again young sir!"

Naruto waved his hand and walked out the door with Angel who was cuddling the bags of clothes in his hand as if it was made of gold. Naruto rolled his eyes but smiled, he didn't have a lot so why not let him enjoy himself.

"By the way," Angel looked confused, "What the fuck was that card you used?"

"Oh this?" Naruto pulled it out and showed him a picture of his grandfather smiling on the car, "It's the Fuck You I'm Lucifer Card. It is given out to Mom and me when we left as a means to pay for whatever we wanted in hell."

"Yeah but your grandfather rules this place doesn't it make more sense they give it to you?"

Naruto shrugged his shoulders,

"Plus ain't you rich as fuck on your own for all the work you do?"

"Yeah I am but honestly I don't use the card often so I figured we might as well enjoy ourselves. Plus it is not like someone is going to send an Invoice to gramps and demand compensation when he technically owns all their souls."

"Huh I guess that's one way to look at it."

"Plus it is an infinite account."

"SAY WHAT!"

Naruto laughed, before pulling out a stick and taking a hit, "Yeah, he has this spot in the final ring that just generates wealth. Don't know how it works but hey if it aint' broke don't fix it."

"I guess." Angel saw another store and his eyes sparkled, "Oh it's a shop to customize your pet! I was meaning to get Nuggets some stuff can we-,"

Naruto waved his hand. Angel dashed into the store and Naruto sighed before looking at a nearby alleyway and seeing a shark demon slowly slinking through missing his presence.

Naruto quickly drove his claws through the back of his neck, killing him on the spot.

"Well, knew this was going to happen." Naruto swiped the blood off his hand and sighed.

"Valentino. That fucking prick just doesn't know when to quit."

While it was true the contract stated that he couldn't do anything directly to bring Angel back, Naruto knew he would use others to try and lure him back with everything he can imagine and thus having him back under his thumb. Thinking the contract will protect him from Naruto retaliating against him.

Jokes on him, he isn't bound to it like he is.

Naruto just knew that Angel wouldn't go back, not after the progress but he knew that he was fearful of the moth demon. More so than most, probably due to the abuse he took from him over the years and what he made him do for his own amusement.

He was one of the few Overlords if allowed, Naruto would have gutted him on the spot but his father was insistent on leaving him alone as he kept most of the rift raft in line in Pentagram City so he did but Naruto knew eventually his presence will become more trouble.

Maybe he could get Kermit to deal with him?

"Now that I think about it where is Kermit?"

"Someone call for a man with a massive muppet dick?"

"Um no but good to- wait how did you-,"

Kermit smiled while holding the head of some imp mobster,

"Oh I was just dealing with some fuckers nearby in that town NoMob town, nice place if you like toxic waste and stupid people."

"Yeah." Naruto sighed, but then narrowed his eyes, 'Now that I thought about it, doesn't that guy from IMP look like the boss of that crime family out there?' Naruto shook his head. 'Nah probably just coincidence.'

"Yeah." Kermit kicked the head away, "So, what you doing in this fantastic place?"

"Fantastic it glitters so much it hurts my eyes."

"True, that's why I'm wearing these pimp shades."

Naruto turned seeing he was wearing shades now, where he got them from he is not sure but he stopped rationalizing things.

"Is that Gucci?"

"Yep, got it from their HQ here."

"Right most people in the fashion industry do end up here anyway especially most of them that started in this district." Naruto shrugged his shoulders and saw Angel finally exiting the shop with more shit in his hands.

He walked over to them and Angel was surprised.

"Kermit, what the fuck you doing here?"

"Oh you know killing some fuckers, watching titties, you know? The usual."

"Ah, okay."

Angel put the stuff on the ground and Naruto opened up his bag and soon sucked in all the packages and bags leaving the street empty.

"Nice bag."

"Thanks, onto the next store I guess?"

"Yep!" Angel quickly started hopping away while Naruto rolled his eyes and took a hit.

"You know that fucker Valentino is looking for him now that he knows he is out of the hotel for the day?"

"Yeah killed someone for it."

"Cool, might I get a hit?"

Naruto handed him the stick and Kermit took a hit.

Both followed him to another store but it was for swimsuits and Naruto grimaced.

"Fuck, well not like I'm going to the beach anytime soon."

"Huh?" Kermit turned to him, "Why not?"

"Got some personal issues with the people there in the water?"

"Or you can't swim?"

Naruto narrowed his eyes,

"I can swim fine but there is a particular reason-"

The front of the store exploded with a large body of water ripping through and Naruto watching as multiple demons flying out. Most of them were torn to shreds and filling the water with their blood.

Naruto saw Angel had seemingly remained unaffected but Kermit was coughing out water.

Rushing over Kermit and him picked him up.

"Angel what the fuck happened?"

Angel coughed a few more times and soon coughed out a crab onto the ground. Naruto stared before turning back to Angel.

What not the weirdest shit he has seen lately.

"I don't know," He coughed a few more times. "Some assholes inside wanted to talk to me and got in the way of someone and soon this shit happened because they made a comment."

Kermit looked around,

"Well they must be pretty strong to do this and you must be wet with excitement."

Angel smiled,

"You know it."

Naruto groaned,

"No shitty sex jokes."

"NARUTO!"

Naruto went stiff and groaned, taking the stick from Kermit they saw him practically inhale it leaving nothing but the bare minimum of the bud.

Naruto released all the smoke at once and coughed.

"Fuck," cough, "My life." Naruto turned and groaned. "Why him of all fucking people."

Kermit looked into the store and so did Angel.

Kermit was confused while Angel had a blush.

Standing there was a man with long black silky hair, orange and red scalely body, wearing a red thong with a trident on the belt line, and he had gills and green fins. The man was standing there in a forward pose with his hand out and his yellow eyes were fixated on Naruto.

"Naruto, I see you are doing…. Better I guess, virgin."

Naruto bristled at this,

"Nimbus."

"Who now?"

Kermit turned to Angel,

"Got me but he must be gangsta if Naruto knows him."

Angel nodded in agreement.

"Nimbus what the fuck are you doing here?"

"Hmph," the man struck another extravagant pose, "I was here procuring some clothing for some of my people. Apparently being in the nude offends them so I decided to head their demands and get some swimwear for them. Truly what a sin, one must be proud of their body don't you think?" He bent down showing off his flexibility and his tone ass.

Naruto groaned.

"Yeah great, why are you doing these weird poses?"

"Do they turn you on?"

"No they make me question why I bother talking to people these days or going out to different districts when shit like this happens."

"Um," Angel raised his hands, "I think everyone not in the fucking know needs some context so spill the beans how do you know this fish guy?"

"Fish guy! How dare you I'm," He got into another pose and gave his hips a forward thrust, "MR. NIMBUS! Ruler of the water and ruler of all water demons that dare dwell in my domain."

"Also, he is an Overlord." Naruto chimed in while taking out another stick and taking a hit.

"More importantly I'm Mr-,"

"Yeah Nimbus we fucking get it, you don't have to keep shouting it!" Naruto took a small hit, "Geez I hate putting up with you."

Angel looked between them and Kermit just asked,

"So do you guys got beef or something?"
Naruto sighed,

"Yeah back when I was sixteen I was pretty cocky as fuck, got around fighting Overlords and starting my campaign of increasing the standings of Hellhounds. However, during this campaign I ran into Nimbus and we fought for three days. In the end, we both agreed going our separate ways but swore never to cross each others path again or enter the other's domain without permission."

"True but onto more important things tell me who is this beautiful creature before me?"

Nimbus closed the distance on Angel and all Angel could do was blush.

"Me? I'm uh, Angel Dust. Surprised you haven't heard of me."

Nimbus shrugs his shoulders,

"I don't care much for what goes on with surface dwellers but I do say I wish I did now. Your one of the most beautiful demons I have ever seen."

"Uh you know I'm really a dude right?"

Nimbus smiled,

"That makes you all the more appealing."

Naruto narrowed his eyes when he saw Angel getting flirty now,

"Well shame we didn't meet earlier because I can tell you I would such you dry."

"Why not give it a try now?" Nimbus brushes his hand against Angel's hand.

But he quickly pulls his hand away and starts to back peddle.

Nimbus while annoyed that his touch was rejected he could pick up on the subtle hints.

His eyes show lust but also fear, his body was shaking, and he seemed to be terrified about what his rejection would do.

Nimbus held his hands up,

"Apologizes I was too forward would you please forgive me?"

Naruto shook his head.

"Whatever, we have more shopping don't we? Come on Angel there is a few more places we need to hit before we head to Giovanni's."

"Oh! Allow me to accompany you!"

Naruto groaned,

Kermit just stared at Nimbus and shrugged his shoulders.

Angel gave a small smile that he had a new friend coming with them.

Naruto could only roll his eyes and keep them trained on Nimbus and where his hands went. He wanted to make sure that he didn't do anything to make Angel uncomfortable.

"Hey." Kermit pulled him back, "Relax, I think things are going to be fine. With you here, me and my gangsta presence, and that fish weirdo that seems to like to peg and get pegged, it should be fine."

"Yeah but I know Nimbus." Naruto took a hit, "He is not someone that passes up on sex. Trust me when I say most people say he is the best fuck you'll ever have and I'm afraid of what happens when Angel doesn't put out when he asks."

Kermit shook his head,

"Don't worry, we'll both be here for him. So relax lets do our own shopping as well. I got to get something for Ginger and make it up to her for not being there last week."

Naruto rolled his eyes,

"Bring cash and she'll be happy."

"Ah my young pup you have a lot to learn in the way of women."

"Yeah sure."

The two quickly caught up to Nimbus and Angel while hearing them talk and chat about their pasts Naruto kept his senses out for anymore attackers.

While this is going on, Stolas was sighing hard.

Today was a terrible day, everything seemed to be getting worse and he was not sure how much more he could take.

First; his wife yet again is bitching at him for fucking an Imp. Okay yeah not his brightest move but when you have a ice cube for a wife and someone that doesn't touch you when she doesn't have to, it is hard to feel any guilt from it.

Plus it wasn't like his family DIDN'T know by now. He was sure his father knew and he didn't care as long as Octavia was around. As long as a potential heir was still kicking around in a family he didn't care what they did in their free time and who they fucked was of little interest to him as well.

His siblings on the other hand? Yeah he didn't really talk to them unless he had to but he was quite sure most of them have fuck buddies as well.

What can he say, fucking poor people is a past time in his family.

The second issue was his daughter was getting caught in the crossfire of the mess. Between her mother's yelling, him fighting back now, and all the constant tension in the house and his betrayal being the spark of it, he was not sure how much more his daughter was going to deal with it.

Plus she was sixteen it wasn't like when she was little; take her somewhere and she can forget. No, it was more along the lines of dealing with her mood and understanding her temperament. On top of the fact that her mother was hassling her not only for her life decisions but also how she carried herself.

In all honesty, it was a bigger mess due to the scandal of his cheating.

Third is the call he just had with his father and this is what made him start drinking.

Flash back

Stolas was standing in the middle of the living room where he saw a dark projection of his father appear. He stood there with his dark raven feathers and red eyes staring down at him with his golden appearance shining even though the darkness.

"Son, how are you on this fine day?"

"I'm fine father surely you heard about what happened by now and how miserable my life has been since?"

"Ah yes you cheated on your wife with some Imp I heard? Well," He shrugged his shoulders, "What can you do?"

Stolas narrowed his eyes slightly but bowed his head to his father. He didn't' want him to see his reaction to his comment.

'Just like mother, another number or statistic.'

"Now then, you fucking an Imp aside there is something I need to tell you as I'm making this call to all your siblings and nieces and nephews."

Stolas raised an eyebrow.

"As you know Charlie Morningstar has started up that tacky hotel idea for redemption and what not. As you know we Goetia have never deemed it necessary to bother with this stupid and fucking ridiculous concept but I did hear that she got engaged. Apparently that long time human turned demon she has dated is now going to marry into the family. Meaning there is going to be a big party!"

"Of course there would be." Stolas was no fool; this party would be one of the biggest events in the history of Hell. Demons from all over would be there, which meant the Goetia would have to be there along with Stella's family.

He groaned internally about dealing with everyone in one event for hours as at a time and dealing with his wife as well.

Maybe he can die before that happens? No then that leaves Octavia alone and he won't do that.

"Any who, I just wanted to let you know I'm telling everyone we are going to attend as a family. From there we are going to try and make peace and friends with some of the other clans just to ensure they don't dare challenge us or if we have to erase one of them when the time comes."

Stolas remained unflinching as he knew that was his father's real objective.

Building and breaking ties with those of standing and making sure they don't get in the way of their family. While it was true that in terms of nobility their clan was high on the social ladder it wasn't like they were untouchable, quite the opposite they were the most in danger to threats.

Especially the Seven Sins.

"Stolas as you know everyone knows about what happened and honestly I don't give two fucks about it. Just bring your ass and that family of yours to the event as it is happening in two weeks. Do this and make sure you put up a good front as I won't be humiliated by you in this event is that understood?"

"Yes father."

"Good I'll see you in two weeks!"

His father vanished and Stolas collapsed on the couch with his face buried in his hands.

"Fuck me."

Flash back end

Stolas just sat there on the couch and started drinking more, he was not sure how he was going to deal with this situation he just hoped his wife didn't bring up shit while they were there.

But there was one silver lining and that is Octavia would finally meet the young man that brought her out of her shell.

Meaning there is a chance their relationship can blossom and he was hopeful for the future.

Feeling the warm sensation in his chest and knowing his wife is gone for the weekend he pulled out his phone and dialed a number.

"Blitzy come on over I want to see you."

"Kinda busy Stolas."

"Blitzy I know your not, now come over immediately or no more book for you."

"Fucking- Fine I'm coming over!"

Stolas giggled and got prepared for the evening as this is going to be a night he won't forget for quite some time.

Chapter End

Omake: Kermit Adventure

Kermit didn't know how he ended up here.

Really he had no fucking clue.

Right now he was staring down some weird cosplayer he guessed and it looked like a shitty make of Winnie the Pooh. The face looked so fake it wasn't even funny.

"Okay, so bro are we going to hug this out or-"

Pooh rushed towards him and was brandishing a hatchet.

"Okay fuck this."

Kermit pulled out a pistol before emptying the clip into the bear making it fall to the ground with a thud.

Kermit sighed,

"Shitty ass bear, ruin my fucking childhood will you."

Kermit walked away from the bear not seeing it twitch.

Another bullet hit it and soon he was lit on fire.

"Asshole never forget to double tap if your not sure and never get close."

Kermit had one weird day and for some reason he wanted some honey.

Time to visit Ginger!