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After the lunch break was over the kids filed back into the every team left to be with their Jonin sensei except, team 7 and 10 their Sensei's seemed to be no shows. Sending a apologetic smile towards the 6 genin Iruka picked up a couple of files saying he had to leave for a while.

*TWO HOURS LATER*

Jumping out of his seat Naruto couldn't take it how dare his sensei think he could blown them off for TWO HOURS!? Didn't he know he had the future hokage on his team Naruto Uzumaki? Well he was going to day. laughing to himself he started his work.

Ino was going stir crazy this guy thought he could blow her off for two hours? Didn't he know that her daddy use to be the head of Torture and Interrogation department? This guy would pay. Narrowing her eyes, Yes he would pay severely. Now where was that Naruto? Ino-chan has some small suggestions for a prank.

Shikamaru was having the time of his life! two hours two glorious hours of abosulte nothingness, noone was talking, no birds were chirping, the clouds were out. Sighing in joy Ahhh this is the life. Turning to look at Ino, a sudden shiver went down his back uh oh she had that look on her face(im sure we all know what that face is) Shes probablly callling herself "Ino-chan" in her mind. Now when Ino starts referring herself as Ino-chan it means its time to get the hell out of dodge and run as fast as your legs could carry you.

Sasuke's eye was twitching He couldn't believe someone thought they were so above him that they could show up late to a meeting pertaining him. Atleast that harpy called Sanuro? Saburo? meh what ever it doesn't matter wasn't asking him out. He was a elite he had no time for such simple matters as dating.

Currently Sakura was in dream land having the time of her life as her head was down she would softly giggle " Sasuke-kun" as he leaned into kiss he- Suddenly she heard "HEY NARUTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" waking up in irratation she went to hit Kiba on the back of the head... only for Akamaru to bite her hand. Retracting her hand she yelped, that mangy mutt wouldn't get away with that. surely her beloved Sasuke-kun would come to her aid, turning towards she saw her knight and shining armor was...staring out the window...

Kiba saw Naruto pull off a piece off a floorboard now beinging the curious person he was he decided to ask him what he was doing quietly(not to distrub others of course) "HEY NARUTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Turning towards Kiba with a evil glint in his eyes "Oh nothing just a little...payback for making us wait for so long"

Smiling Ferally at him "sounds like fun im so in" So together they set up a ellaborate trap consisting of pink paint, dog urine, and itching powder they were about to set it up when they heard a voice behind them

With a smile Ino decided to add her two cents to the prank "mmm its good, but its missing something, and that something is this" Pulling out five kunai covered in a purple liquid she handed to them

"Ah Ino I dont know those are kinda dangerous and could hurt the Jonin" Naruto said, with some doubt and was about to hand them back when Ino interrupted him

"Now now Naruto dont worry I sharpened them so noone could get hurt, Ino-chan thought this through" Giving him a Innocent that promised pained if he didnt put it in the trap

Thus being the brave and fearless Shinobi ( Soon to be Hokage) Naruto Uzumaki ran as fast as he could to incorprate the kunai's into his and kiba's prank with his tail between his legs. Walking back to his seat Ino, Naruto,Kiba, and secretly Sasuke sat on the edge of their seats to watch their plan go off.

30 minutes later the door opened and a brown patch of hair came through the opened door and got splashed with pink paint,dog urine, and itching powder... wait is that Iruka-sensei, HOLY RAMEN it is. taking a step foward Naruto was to late to stop the final part of the trap to activate, closing his eyes Iruka was a gonner. Hearing a "thud" Naruto opened his eyes to see Iruka-sensei on the floor and a guy with Silver hair on top of him.

Iruka was having a perfectly normal day until he went back to his classroom and saw Kakashi outside the door. Opening the door not aware of his surrounds he got a bucket full of paint,itching powder,and was that Urine? oh no thats not the end of his torment next thing he knows hes tackled to the floor by none other then Kakashi. Clearing his eyes Iruka growled "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUUUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOO"

But before he could go any further Kakashi intervened "Ok who set up this prank? Glaring at each one of them he Narrowed his eyes at the blond boy sweating bullets " Spit it out whos stupid idea was it to use lethal kunai"?

Ino flinched maybe the kunai might have been a bit over the top..only a bit her hand to take full responsible of her actions she stopped when she heard Naruto yell

"Gomen Gomen it was me,but dont worry the kunai were dulled and the purple stuff is just fake intestines goo" Kakashi stopped glaring and did his famous one eyed smile "Well now that, thats out of the way TEAM 7 meet me on the roof" after saying this Kakashi shunshin'd out the class.

Making his way to the hallway Iruka stopped midway when he realized Naruto,Ino, and Shikamaru were still their. turning around he asked "What are you three still doing here?"

Scratching the back of his head " ah well are sensei hasn't shown up yet"

Blinking in suprise at the tardiness of Jonin's nowadays "Well stay here till he comes, now im going to go home and get cleaned up" Glaring at Naruto before he left grumbling about his poor hair.

*FOUR HOURS LATER*

Now it was starting to get dark and Naruto, Ino,and Shikamaru were about to go home when a figure walked through the door the first thing he said? oh thats simple "Yo" Asuma said simply

Puffing up with anger Ino screamed "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THAT PAST 6 HOURS ALL THE OTHER JONIN SENSEI EVEN THAT SILVER HAIRED GUY WAS ONLY 2 HOURS LATE" catching her breath Ino tried to calm herself down,but not before glaring at the man

Chuckling at the Kunoichi she thought she was intimidating cute. "Well I overslept now that the pleasantries are over meet me at training ground 3 tomorrow at 7 a.m" then he just disappeared now smoke no leafs nothing just poof gone.

All three genin's stared at the spot he was just standing their and one thought when through all three of their heads..well two of their heads "Hes good" the other genin mumbled about troublesome Sensei's.

Walking up to Kakashi, Asuma laughed "Your right it was hilarious to watch them in their little rage for me not showing up on time, I'll have to watch out for that Yamanaka though she has a temper. "Well I have a genin test to prepare so I have to go Ja ne! Asuma waved as he walked towards his apartment.