So I totally was curious and finally did a little research on the new and upcoming Ninja Turtles series being produced by Nickelodeon. And four words come from doing what little research is out there: Not a happy bitch.

Seriously, they look like shit from the poster and the teaser trailer they've put out. The turtles have three toes? Strange because from the beginning they've always had two, now all of a sudden someone thinks it's a good idea to switch it? I don't mind the eye color difference because from the 2003 version I always used to wonder why they're eyes where white with the bandana on and then normal when not...idk just weirded me out when I was a young teen (lol god I'm getting old.)

Next, Mikey and Don have new weapons! YES! You heard me correctly. New freaking weapons. And of course, Mikey has a Kusari-gama that I throughly researched and gave to May so that she would not have any weapons like the guys. (Litterally when I saw that, I threw my computer to the floor. Don't worry, its okay.) Not a happy bitch at all!

There are different things saying that April could be 16? She and Donny have a fling (but that's always been like that so w/e) and there's nothing about Casey. I know I make May hate that big oaf, but I personally think he's one of the funniest characters from the 2007 movie and 2003 cartoon. And then apparently Master Splinter is Yoshi?...idk how the hell that's gonna work out but whatever...

The only thing I'm excitied about are the voices. Mikey is played by the same guy who did Beast Boy from Teen Titans (Perfect fit!), Donny is done by the guy who did Raph in the original cartoon and he also is the voice of one of the tinker fariys from Tinker bell. Leo is the guy from American pie, and Raph is one of the guys from LOTR. April is the voice of Tinker Bell from that animated movie series and also the girl from Avatar the last air bender (cartoon).

Yea, so I mean...I'm REALLY skeptical about this verison. I really pray they do something else to the turtles bodies because right now they just look weird...I will watch the series and hope for the best. Maybe its just the fact that I can't find a lot of information that is making me already not like it...idk. But the 2003 series will always be in my heart forever! I remember waking up early every saturday just so I wouldn't miss it, despite the show 'not being cool' for my age. I Love the turtles no matter what, I just hope the people at Nick don't screw up the love for the turtles for younger generations.

I'd really love to know what you guys are thinking about this new show so P.M. me or put in in your review! Okay, rant done...cowabunga dudes!

-yesiamweird


"You gonna be okay?" Casey placed a hand on May's small shoulder. "Yes, I have to." May bowed her head looking at her black shoes below her. "Kala told me to tell them. So I have to."

April sighed and hugged her niece. "Stay strong, sweetheart."

May nodded and brushed off her black dress walking towards Kala's parents on the other side of the room. "Mr. and Mrs. Watson?" May spoke and the older couple looked her way.

"Oh, you are May Gibson? Right?" Mrs. Watson dabbed her eyes with the mascara stained tissue.

"Yes. I just wanted to say, I loved your daughter very much…" May placed her hand on the silver coffin next to the couple. "And I know she'd want me to tell you that she loved you all very much." May nodded trying to hold her tears back. "She always said how great of parents she had."

Mrs. Watson burst into tears and her husband hugged her back. "Thank you so much, May. That really means a lot to us. Please, help yourself to some refreshments before the ceremony begins." Mr. Watson insisted.

May smiled awkwardly and watched the two walk off in a corner to compose their selves.

"I can't believe she's dead…" Lilly's voice next to May scared her out of depressing thoughts.

"Yea, it seems like yesterday we were all hanging out and going to school together." May hugged the brunette girl. "How's Anna?"

Lilly wiped a tear from her eye. "Crying in the pews. She's more upset than I think her parents."

May nodded and looked back at the closed coffin. "I hope you are in a better place, Kala. We miss you…" She sniffed and looked up at one of the picture frames on top of the metal box. May sniffed and looked around the room at all the people and flowers. She started to hyperventilate for a second, but she shut her eyes closed to try to stop the feeling.

"I'm sorry Lilly, I have to go." May hugged her friend once again and walked down the aisle and out of the funeral home to the streets of the city. She could hear April and Casey yelling for her to stop, but May continued to run, even running faster.

'It's just so much easier to run away…Mom, Dad, Josh…I'm not strong enough yet…please give me all your strength.'

She ran until she arrived at the garage that was directly above the lair. By this point, Casey and April had let her go and if May had to guess they probably got into April's van.

Throwing the garage door open and then quickly shoving it closed, May fell to her knees trying to catch up with her breath. "No…don't do this…" She whispered to herself as the feeling of hyperventilation made her body shake.

She was surprised she even went into the funeral home to begin with, but she had to tell Kala's parents her dying wish. She would never let herself live it down if she hadn't, and it was a test to see if she could watch another funeral. She failed that miserably.

She heard the car door open on the garage and April's van pulled in. "May!" April ran out and hugged her niece tightly already knowing the reason why she ran. "It's okay sweetheart. You are so brave for going in…" May lost it completely and dug her fingers into her Aunt's back as she held onto her tightly.

"Casey, May's Hyperventilating. Go tell Donny we need him to bring her some medicine right away!"

"Uh, yea! Got it!"

"Come on sweetheart, let's try to calm down and see the boys. I already called school and they've excused you and Anna and Lilly from class for the rest of the day." April stood up the two carefully as the Calvary arrived.

"I got her April!" Donny smiled and picked up May into his big arms. "Don't worry, I'll take care of her. May you need to concentrate on your meditation, okay?" May nodded while her body continued to shake in his arms.

"Couldn't do it, huh?" Mikey tapped April on the shoulder. Little did he think she would look back at him with tears in her eyes. "April? What's wrong?" He hugged the red-haired woman.

"Just seeing her like that, and knowing why…it's awful, Mikey. A year without her parents and I'm in no means her mother…"

Mikey laughed, "Nah, you're better. You're the coolest Aunt in the world!"


After they had calmed May down and April and Casey left, Splinter decided it would be best if his students meditated. He had gathered everyone around the living room and with the help of May, placed candles all around the room.

"Focus my students. Ease your minds and release the worry in your bodies."

Master Splinter's voice was calming…a little, too calming. He spoke for a few more moments telling them about the importance of mediation, and then fell silent.

May attempted to concentrate on her breathing, but with each breath she counted, it reminded her of counting sheep and slowly she allowed her mind to rest.


"Um, hello? Earth to May?" Raph shook May's shoulder on the ground. He and the rest of his family had realized they all had been tricked while they were meditating. Once they defeated the five mystic warriors they had fought countless times before, they woke up and saw May slumped on the floor in front of her.

He laughed because she had still had her legs crossed as if she were meditating. "Whacha do? Fall over er something?" He laughed as she picked her chest up.

She looked awfully tired and her hair was messed up from being on the floor for so long. "I um…sleep…" She muttered uncrossing her legs and rubbed her face. "Bed." She muttered again and nodded.

While his brother's made sure that Casey and April were okay, Raph smirked and stood over top of the blonde. "Don't try to get up too hard, now." He crouched down and then lifted her with ease and quickly walking over to her bed room.

"Dere." He nodded placing her back into her bed.

"Wait." May muttered and then yawned. "Don't leave me…" Her eyes were half open almost as if she were drunk. Raph smirked even bigger and sat on the side of her bed as she crawled underneath her sheets. "Thanks…" She snuggled into the pillow and slowly drifted back into her slumber from before.


May slammed her hand down on the snooze button of her alarm clock. If there was one thing she hated, it was that awful noise. It almost sounded like it had been saying. "Get. Up. May! Get. Up. May!"

She tossed and turned trying to fall back asleep but by this point she had already been awake. Scratching her head and yawning, she quickly ran to the closet and then hopped back into her bed pulling the covers on her head and changed into her uniform in the warm bed. "Best. Idea. Ever." She smiled to herself crawled out once she finished.

Today was going to be a bit more exciting than usual. The President of the United States was having a speech on space exploration, and May's science class was taking a little field trip to the speech. She also found out that her turtle friends, aka Donny, had been thrilled by this event and they too were going to be on the rooftops listening to the Presidents words.

She walked out, throwing on her shoes and took her usual apple from out of the fridge and walked down the lonely smelly sewer hole by herself. Raph hadn't talked to her in about a week and she was starting to wonder what was causing him to miss their early morning walks. She'd ask him about it later in the afternoon.


Leo and the others hopped from one rooftop to the next avoiding standing completely straight up at all costs since they were running around in broad daylight. He had been a little skeptical about this event, listening to the President's speech, but Donny begged. May was also going to be there, so more of a reason to spy on her and see what life was like in school.

"Hey look, there's May's class." Mikey pointed and Don pushed him back down in a crouched position.

"How can ya tell?" Raph muttered.

"Um, because they are all wearing white collared shirts and yellow and plaid skirts and pants! Duh!" Mikey threw his hands in the air, "Lettme see your binoculars Donny! I wanna find May! It's like where's Waldo!"

Raph quickly hopped to the ledge Mikey was by, "Shouldn't be too hard to find the girl, look for blonde hair."

"She'll probably be with her other friends too. I think one has reddish hair and the other brown." Donny informed handing the two brothers the regular binoculars to find their valuable friend.

"Got her!" Mikey cheered pointing. He could see her talking to the two girls Don had mentioned.

"Hey who's that guy?" Raph asked noticing a guy with short black hair and glasses starting to talk to the blonde.

Instantly Leo felt something swarming inside of his chest. Was it jealousy? Why on Earth would he be afraid of some guy that probably would run and scream at the sight of him?

Just then both Mikey and Raph started to laugh. "What's so funny?" Donny questioned placing his high tech binocular goggles on his head while a curious Leo made his way over to his brothers. He looked down where they had been staring and caught a glimpse at what he thought could have been May.

"That guy started talking to her and apparently he said something he shouldn't have. She elbowed him in the gut! Hahaha!" Mikey rolled on the floor while the binoculars fell out of his hands. Leo snatched them and adjusted the vision finding the blonde pouting at her friends. She sighed and then brushed her golden hair out of her face.

She was looking up at the rooftops now, probably scanning for them without trying to be too obvious. Her head stopped and Leo noticed her smile, almost as if she were staring straight at the blue bandana turtle. She then proceeded look around still with a grin on her face, in the hopes that if someone noticed her it would seem that she was just looking around.

"Hey look, there's a secret service agent. Oh and another one!" Donny commented as he searched around the area below.

"I wanna see! Come on Donny please! Leo took mine!" Mikey whined stepping in front of him and blocking his view. Reluctantly he proceeded to take them off and hand them to his younger brother. "Ooooh, turtle vision!"

"Would you guys knock it off? There's secret service everywhere! We never should have come…" Leo muttered the last part to himself.

"Aw come on Leo, the President is only in town for one day. This is an important speech it could-"

"Determine the future of space exploration for years to come!" Leo muttered already knowing what Donatello was about to say after how many times he had begged the leader why they should go. "Yea, and it's at the United Nations. And it's the President of the United States. We might as well check into a lab and ask to be dissected!"

"Chill, Leo! Just think of it as stealth training. After all, the Secret Service are supposed to be the best of the best!" Raph calmed his brother down. "I should be a Secret Service agent!"

Mikey laughed, "Yea, I hear they're looking for short, hot-tempered, green agents! They really blend in!" He then handed back Don the goggles.

Raph leaned over and smacked the crap out of Mikey's cranium. "Ow!" He whined.

"You so asked for that one." Donny muttered chuckling.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America!" A voice from below caught the turtle's attentions. They watched as the President stepped out from his black limo to the platform in front of the United Nations building.

He waved to the people below and walked over to the mike in the middle of the stage. "Thank you everyone for coming here. I especially would like to thank the students of New York High for being present at this event! I would just like to say a few words of this historic meeting at the United Nations! We-" The President started his speech but a very loud and aliened screech from above interrupted the important man.

Gasps and screams could be heard from below as a red flying saucer like space ship appeared in the sky from out of thin air.

Donny laughed hesitantly, "Well, uh, I said it would be historic." More this time smaller ships appeared in the sky surrounding the entire city sky line.

"Oh look and alien invasion! You don't see that every day!" Raph muttered sarcastically. "Oh wait. Yea we do!" He crossed his arms.

"But it looks like- like something out of an old movie?" Donny could imagine many of the sci-fi movies from the old days that he and Mikey watched when they were kids. "They aren't Triceriton or Federation ships. Not even Utrom! They are something new…"

"And hopefully friendly." Mikey smiled and the boys looked down at the crowd running away like ants. Suddenly the massive ship started to glow red and from the sides pods flew onto the streets below harming some of the scattering people. They could make out the Presidents car driving recklessly to avoid the pods.

"So much for friendly." Leo muttered walking off.

Raph held him back, "Yo Leo where ya going? Don't you think we need a plan?"

"We attack every alien we see. That's the plan!"

"Come on guys! May's down there!" Mikey ran off the side of the building pulling the rest of his brothers into the streets below. What they saw was enough to distract them out of rescuing their blonde beauty.

"Look, the President's limo!" Donny pointed to a wreck black limousine in the alley. Mikey opened the door and peaked inside. "Think we can keep him?" He pointed at the passed out man in the vehicle.

"I don't have time to whap you, Mikey. Move!"

"Just grab him and let's get out of here!"

"Okay, well um, that may be harder than it looks." Mikey pointed to a group of aqua blue aliens surrounding them with guns in their claws.

Without a hesitation, Leo unsheathed his swords and twirled them causing the bullets the aliens shot at the turtles to be deflected.

"Something's not right here. These aliens are using both Federation and Triceriton weapons!" Donny noticed.

"All the more reason to fight!" Raph yelled jumping into action, the rest of his brother's joining in after. Raph kicked one on its back and strangely the creature started to puff up and then burst into a glob of blue. "Ewwww." It reminded him of a human zit or squishing a bug.

Donny had the same reaction. He hit three with his bo staff and suddenly they all burst into globs of blue just like Raph's. "Aw come on. That's just nasty!"

"Why can't we ever get cute, nice, furry alien invaders?" Mikey whined covered in the blue slime like his other brothers.

"Stay focused!" Leo muttered attacking the rest of the aliens. They all burst at him as well.

"Ugh, they slimed me." Mikey whined again, this time to Don.

"You wear it well."

"You think?"

"I do!" Donny smiled and looked back at an alien towering over the two about to shoot them. A shiny metal chain wrapped around the gun pulling it to the outskirts of the alley dumbfounding the creature. And next, a small scythe blade burst through the middle of the creature causing it to pop onto the two turtles just like the others had.

"Just what the hell is going on here, guys?" A familiar female voice called once all of the aliens were juice.

"May!" Mikey laughed running over to hug her. She avoided him causing the turtle to run into a trash can instead.

"Let's just say, they don't make aliens like dey used to." Raph muttered throwing his sais back into his belt. May nodded crossing her arms, her Kusari held in her right hand.

"May, what are you doing here? And why do you have your Kusari? Master Splinter said you were only supposed to use it whenever we are on missions." Leo felt his head fuming while blue slime rolled off of his cranium.

"Leo, this isn't the time to go all Splinter Jr. on me! I just keep it in my bag just in case!" She pouted looking directly up at him. He had been taller by just a few inches, but it was enough to make him seem intimidating to her.

"Uh, sorry to break up this lifetime movie moment, but can I freak out now? Please?" Mikey pulled the couple away from their fight and back to reality.

"Hang on, let me get a sample of-" Donny bent down in a pile of slime and then stopped when a strange metal object appeared from out of the ooze. "What on Earth? I think this is a transmitter!" He held it close to his face.

"Hahaha!" Mikey laughed and then May's scream followed. "Michelangelo, I'm going to kill you! Get this off of me!" He had thrown a big glob of slime on her arm.

"Would you two-" Leo was about to yell at his younger sibling and girlfriend but stopped when the sound of a car horn and motor grew louder nearing the alley. Swiftly, Leo pulled May to his chest and he and his brothers retrieved their wall grip gear from their ninja belts.

Her natural body warmth so close to him made the turtle feel calm for the moment as he and his brothers followed behind while climbing up to the rooftop of the building. "Thanks." May muttered holding onto his neck tighter, almost as if she had been hugging him.

"Ugh, this is nuts." Raph whispered as a bunch of army tanks swarmed the alley below.

"What about the President?" Donny asked as quiet as possible.

"Hey the army has him now. They'll know what to do." Mikey nodded continuing to climb.

As if on cue, the massive space ship from earlier appeared overhead and screeched out that weird sound once again. The red beam from before appeared once again, but this time it had a target: the President's car. As if it weighed nothing, the vehicle lifted through the air capturing the most important man in the U.S.A.

The turtles hopped safely onto the rooftop and watched the ship fade away from the area. "This. Is. Bad." Donny muttered not knowing what to do.

"What was your first clue? Alien's abducting the President?" May muttered.

Not convinced, Don pulled out his super binoculars onto his head, "Hey guys, these readings on the ship are really weird." He pushed a button on the side of the goggles. "When I shift through the electromagnetic spectrum, it reveals that all those space ships aren't real!"

"So they're fake? Illusions, maybe?" May shrugged her shoulders as Don took off his goggles.

"Well then, what just took the President?" Mikey asked confused.

"Well, that one is real, but the others aren't! Someone is trying to think there is an alien invasion going on. Fake aliens, fake space ships!" Don dug into his brown duffle bag and pulled out the transmitter he had found earlier and another device he often used.

"Come on Don, what are you doing? We have to go save the President!" Mikey shook his brother's shoulder.

"I knew it! Someone is sending a signal to this thing!" The genius turtle smiled. "Someone was controlling those aliens."

"Can you track them down?" Leo yelled harshly. He didn't think it would come out sounding so mean, but for some reason the authority in his brain was starting to come out once again.

"Already done! We follow this signal and we'll find who's behind this!"

Raph had grabbed the goggles from Don earlier and was trying to understand what his brother meant. He didn't get it. "Ugh! I hate this techno crud!" He threw the goggles on the ground. "Just show me what ta hit!"

May giggled from behind the leader, his ears perking up at the sound of her. "You need to go back home, May." He replied to her laughter, for some reason her laughing at Raph just ticked him off.

She placed her hands on her hips, her Kusari still clutched and wrapped around her right hand. "Says who? Leo, my classes for the day are done now, practically. Besides, everyone was running away so fast- I'm pretty sure everyone just ran home. I got my bag!" She pointed behind her back and sure enough her small pink and yellow bag rest there.

"Yes, but-"

"But nothing, fearless leader. I'm going whether you like it or not! I've already been held captive by one alien species, I can do it again." She smirked walking over to him.

Leo frowned at her cockiness, didn't she understand he just wanted her to be safe at home. She was always used as bait, and he just couldn't imagine the one day she would eventually be eaten by the fish. "Fine." He muttered.

Everyone nodded and looked to Don. "Lead the way, Techno turtle!" May smiled.

The group had made their way to the infamous sketchy docks jumping from one rooftop to the next. "There's our target- hey wait a minute! Anything look familiar guys?" Don huffed trying to talk and run at the same time.

"Yea it's that freaky guy, Bishop's, van!" Raph growled.

"Get ready to jump!" Leo commanded holding onto May's wrist not believing she could make it. "Now!" He and the others jumped on top of the speeding vehicle safely.

Leo felt his hand being slapped away. Turning around worried, he noticed May frowning at him. 'I got this!' She mouthed to him.

"Eat feet!" Raph's voice broke Leo out of his angry thoughts of May and back to the situation at hand. The vehicle stopped and quickly Leo opened the driver seat door and into the back of the vehicle. Raph had already started to attack Bishop, whom was sporting a very high tech outfit. A goon had pointed a gun to Raph, and quickly Leo sliced the gun in half and kicked the man half way across the van.

A sliver chain flew pass Leo wrapping around another goon. May threw him to her and she kicked him square in the face knocking him out instantly.

The three finished off every goon in the van except for Bishop. "What is this!" He screamed seeming annoyed by Leo and his brother and girl.

"Attention people's of the planet Earth!" Mikey said through the van and then Don opened the door in the back. Mikey leaned over upside down, "We took out the satellite. And, poof! No more alien ships!" He grinned widely.

"You did what?" Bishop pushed May out of the way causing her to fall over onto the equipment in the van. Leo rushed over to her side and helped her back onto her feet. He growled as he watched Bishop also push down Mikey from over head. Just when he was about to throw his sword through the back of the distracted man, a warm hand rubbed his arm calming the anger in his head to clear.

"The saucer was controlled via satellite you fools!" Bishop growled pointing to the now crashing ship right above the docks.

"Nice one, Einstein." Raph muttered as he and the others ran to the edge of the docks.

"Oh no. You guys aren't making me-" May shook her head afraid of the harsh waves from the Hudson River in front of her.

"We don't have another choice! Jump!" Donny yelled diving into the water.

Leo looked over his shoulder at May backing away and then he looked up at the ship just a few feet away, "Come on May! Now!" Leo took hold of her forearm and then threw her in; he quickly jumped in after missing the crashing ship but seconds.

Leo could barely open his eyes in the nasty water and soon he found himself floating to the top, shortly after him, his brothers popped their heads up as well.

"Yeaaaaa that might have been a mistake." Donny muttered scratching his head.

"Ya think?" Raph replied and suddenly a small hand appeared on his beak and then pulled him down under the water. "Raph!" The brothers called out hoping to pull him back to safety. Leo caught a hold of his brother's arm and quickly pulled him back up.

Not only did he pull his hot-headed brother up to the surface, but clutched in Raph's arms coughed a small blonde-haired girl.

"Don-ney." She hacked out water holding a tight grip around Raphael's neck, "You didn't think- about- that?" She hacked almost as if she were throwing up the water.

Even though she was out of harm's way, the sight of Raph holding her and her holding onto him, made his blood boil. 'Why did she hold onto him? Why not me? I saved her.' The leader yelled in his head.

"Calm down, Blondie!" Raph muttered using his new pet name on Leo's girl. He didn't like that name for her. Her name was May and it should stay that way.

"Well-what-ever." She hacked again and then looked around at the length of how far they were from the docks. "Some of us- are not gifted with amphibian-like abilities!"

Mikey laughed, "We're not frogs! We're reptiles, right Don?"

Don slapped his forehead, "Come on, enough with the vocabulary lesson, and yes Mikey we are reptiles. We have to try to get to the ship before Bishop does!"

May sighed and rested her cloudy head on Raph's plastron, "I can't…I'm tired." She gasped while Raph growled picking her up and throwing her on his shell. "Just hold on, helpless." He muttered and followed behind Donny.

Leo took a few deep breaths pretending not to see May with his brother. When he finally had enough, he dove into the water and swam under it until he reached the docks.


"Leo, Raph, try to open the door guys." Donny asked failing at his attempts to open the steel metal door. Leo and Raph nodded taking their weapons out and prying the door open.

"I vote Don goes in first." Raph smirked evilly getting back at his brother for almost letting May and him drown in the Hudson.

Don nodded hesitantly and walked forwards while the rest continued on behind. Despite the eerie quietness of the long hallway, one noise started to get on Leo's nerves. It was the sound of May's dripping wet clothes. She had luckily left her soaked and most likely ruined book bag by one of the buildings and attempted to ring out her skirt and shirt, but it still continued to retain some of the water.

"Is it cold in here? Or is it just me? Oh wait, it's just me, because someone thought it was a good idea to take out a satellite controlling a massive fake spaceship!" May muttered trying to warm herself up by rubbing her arms.

"Sorry…" Donny ducked his head down shamed by his overreaction to before.

"It's okay." May shrugged, and then ran her fingers through her almost brown we hair. She twisted it and poured out the water from within. "Hey, I hope Bishop is following us and slips on this water. Wouldn't that be a lucky break!" She smiled looking next to her at Mikey. He nodded and laughed as a response.

"Would you be quiet? We don't know what's around this area." Leo snapped.

"Sorry Mista grumpy gills."

"We don't have gills either, May!" Mikey patted her shoulder causing the two to laugh.

"One more word out of either of you!" Leo threaten the two from behind.

"Man Bishop is full of surprises," Don started noticing the tension growing from behind him. "This isn't like the Triceritons or the Federation. I've never seen anything like this before." Suddenly the five arrived in a blue circular room and a light scream from Don made the other's pull out their weapons.

"What the heck?" May asked noticing the fake aliens from before were motionless as they entered, like statues.

"Why aren't the slime brother's moving?" Mikey snapped his finger at one.

Raph eyed one down crossing his arms, "Maybe they're on a union break er something?"

"No, I think when the satellite dish went down, they didn't have any instructions. Kinda like robots!" Don concluded.

"Very observant Donatello." Bishops voice rang down a hallway on the opposite side of the room.

"Why Bishop? Why all these games? For what?" Leo was annoyed with this man. He was tired and angry and so over this afternoon.

Bishop smiled sporting another outfit, "For the good of man-kind. Haven't you heard, I'm making the world a safer place! And on that note I have to save the President."

"Are you that wacked in the head? The only place you're going is pain-ville." Raph snarled at the man.

Bishop smiled, "I don't think so, my sleeping pets are all rested and in need of a few playmates." He held out a remote control and pushed a button with his thumb thus causing the aliens to blink and start to screech. "Play nice boys, and lady. I've got a job to do." Bishop ran off down another hallway.

"It's slime time again." Mikey muttered running over to May's side.

"Raph, you and Don follow Bishop. Mikey and May and I will catch up!" Leo commanded blocking an attack from one of the creatures. The two nodded and ran off in the direction Bishop left in. "What? They get to leave but I have to stay and fight aliens that pop open like giant zits?" Mikey yelled annoyed at his brother.

"Not now, Mikey!" May muttered attacking and becoming slimed by one of the aliens she had defeated.

"Leo, I think your plan really stinks!" the orange bandana turtle yelled getting slimed as well by a defeated enemy.

"Where do these things keep coming from?" May yelled out as more and more seemed to appear rather than be defeated.

"I don't know. Maybe we-" Leo looked over at a wall of the aliens. "That's it, RUN!" He sheathed his swords and grabbed both the girl and his brother's wrists pulling them down the direction his other brother's had followed.

"Leo! They are chasing us!" May cried running alongside the turtle. Suddenly she screamed and Leo looked back at the girl being pulled back by one of the alien's claws using her shirt to pull her back. "Leo!" she called reaching for his hand but he had been running to fast.

"Mikey, run ahead!" Leo stopped in his tracks and ran backwards towards the girl. He cut off the arms of the alien holding May to the floor causing him to pop on the two. "Yuck." May moaned and stood to her feet. "Run ahead!" Leo pushed her forwards.

"But-"

"Run AHEAD!"

She nodded and continued ahead of him. He wanted her safe, her and his brothers and if there was one person he had to trust to keep his family safe, it was him. He sliced about three of the aliens and ran ahead catching up to May and Mikey.

"Go! Go!" Mikey yelled running pass Raph and Don.

"What da shell are you guys doin?" Raph yelled as May passed him, she was completely covered in blue slime at this point.

"Just run!" She yelled and Donny followed behind her.

Leo ran pass his younger brother, "Raph!" He yelled knowing his brother would rather stay behind and fight.

"Bring it on!" He could hear Raph yelling to the threatening aliens.

"Raph! Now!"

"Awww. But I like it when dey go pop!" He muttered and quickly followed behind the leader.

Mikey had busted through a metal door into what looked to be an operating room.

"We are so busted." May moaned looking at the others.

"We'll worried about that later. Right now we have to get him outta here!" Leo whispered to the group and sheathed his sword in his hand behind his shell.

"No! No! Stay away!" The President yelled from the table as the group neared him.

Suddenly from across the opposite side of the room, the door busted open with the use of guns. Bishop of course was the first one in front of his men dressed similar to him.

"Agent Bishop! Help me! Those aliens!" The President struggled against his restraints on the table.

"I know he's not talking about us!" May crossed her arms swinging her Kusari blade in one hand. "Stop dat!" Raph punched her shoulder lightly.

"We are here to save you sir!" Bishop nodded. "Open fire!" He and his men shot at the turtles and May. Leo reached over and pulled the blonde and his youngest turtle brother behind a metal desk. Don and Raph hid behind one on the opposite side.

"Dis is messed up! We can't let Bishop take him! Can we?" Raph yelled to the others.

"Well, if he wanted to hurt him, I'm sure he would have done it by now." May shrugged. "There has to be something more to this whole day." She looked around nodding at each of the turtles.

"Come on, we have to get out of here." Leo nodded and searched for the blonde girl's wrist. He and the others stood and ran away. Leo pulled May in front of him, using his shell to block any bullets from hitting her in the back.

"Well that was a waste of time. Ungrateful President!" May muttered pulling her wrist out of Leo's grasp after they were away from being shot at. "Who voted for him anyways!"

"I'm sure there's going to be something on the news tonight, maybe we can try to understand what exactly Bishop was going to accomplish." Donny nodded running through the hallway they had just entered.

"Oh guys, we still have the slime brother's ahead!" Mikey pointed.

Leo sighed to himself. If there was one thing he couldn't stand, it was a failed mission. Yes, it was safer for his brothers and May to flee the scene. But they had failed. He unsheathed both of his swords and held them in the air. 'Now time to relieve some stress.' He smirked evilly to himself attacking every alien in his path.


"Well I feel better!" May sighed walking out from the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her hair.

"Yea, you smell better too." Mikey laughed, but was cut short to a towel to his face.

"You really asked for that one." Donny chuckled to himself.

"Anything on the tube?" May asked leaning on the couch overtop of Raph. "Nah not yet, but hopefully soon." He replied with a yawn.

May looked over to her right at Leo leaning on one of the support beams for the second story of the lair. "You okay?" She titled her head at the turtle noticing the look on his sour face. He refused to respond. "Come on Leo, we did the best we could. We just-"

"Enough!" Leo snapped at the girl turning all of the attention in the room to the two.

"Leo, seriously dude. Lighten up!" Mikey frowned at his brother and then patted his hand at the space on the couch between him and Raph towards the girl. "Come sit next to me, now that you aren't covered in blue slime anymore!" He smiled.

May looked back up at the turtle and then sighed complying with Mikey's wishes.

"And now coming in from the President back safe in Washington after an alien attack in New York City this afternoon. He spoke from the White House later this evening stating to renew funding for the Earth Defense Force." The tv announcer spoke cutting the tension from the room.

"Money." Donny muttered from the chair on the side. "This was all about money!"

"I would like to thank the Earth Defense Force from rescuing me from the invaders." A clip of the President flashed on the screen from his interview at the White House. "And I have their assurance that these invaders will be hunted down!"

A gasp from every single turtle and the lone girl came from the next image on the screen. Below the picture was titled "Artist's rendering" and above stood four green turtle-like creatures each with red bandana's on their heads and razor sharp teeth showing. On the side, stood a blue feminine-like creature with golden- almost white- mid back length hair and matching razor sharp teeth.

"The alien threat is very real, and I'm told that we are only beginning to learn just how dangerous these creatures can be. We can all rest easier knowing that the Earth Defense Force will continue their fine, fine work." The President's speech ended leaving all five bodies in the room completely speechless.


"Stockman, replay that clip of the turtles in the alley from later this afternoon." Bishop yelled at his newest scientist. "Stop….there!" He commanded and the robot man did just as he was told.

"The girl? But why? She is nothing very interesting." Stockman examined the security footage taken from the van. Bishop had asked him to pause it on the girl known as May Gibson the turtles were infatuated over.

"Zoom in on her uniform emblem, Stockman." Bishop placed his hand to the bottom of his chin plotting a scheme to get back at the meddling turtles. Although he had the President on his side and an artist's rendering of something similar to the turtles, it was not his plan to have them involved. "New York High School…" He thought aloud reading the name of the crest on her shirt.

"Oh yes, that school had a sort of field trip to witness the President's speech. Guess they got a real shocker after your performance." Stockman laughed.

Bishop grinned. "Thank you Stockman. You may clear the screen and leave now." He turned his back on the scientist. He would find a way to get back at the turtles. And May Gibson was his ticket to do so.


Dun Dun Da! So yea, this was super long, but it's one (if not the one) of my favorite episodes! Enjoy and Reviews!