Hi guys I recently came across a fanfic called the Dragon of Eros if I am not mistaken; it's a Naruto/Fairy Tail crossover. Check it out if you like it's an awesome fanfic filled with action and comedy. Anyway I got an idea from it and I wanted to make a Naruto/DxD crossover with Naruto possessing the Jade Dragon sacred gear with some elements of Konosuba if you have seen it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto if I did I wouldn't have made Naruto a total moron.

Chapter 3

In the Council room: Konoha

The room was filled with councilmembers and shinobi all assembled by their leader. The 3rd Hokage didn't look like he had slept he had bags under his wrinkly eyes. Most people could see the old man was under lot of stress. Asuma the 3rd's son was worried about his father's health so were a lot of shinobi. Many were wondering why the leader called them this early in the morning. "Alright now that you are all here I have some disturbing news" stated the old Kage in a grave tone and this got the attention of all the rooms' occupant. "What happened Sarutobi" came a calm voice from a mummy? Oh sorry the voice came from Danzo yah right Danzo and definitely not a mummy. "Last night someone breached our security and took Naruto." Well this got a myriad of reactions. Most of the occupants were happy that the demon was gone; some were concerned by the village security being breached so easily while 0.9% were worried about the missing boy. "Sarutobi how did this happen, the jinchuuriki was supposed to be given to so that I could train him to be the village weapon now that weapon has fallen into our enemy's hands" the mummy I mean Danzo stated in his usual monotone voice trying to blame the Hokage. "What's the worry the brat is now gone good ridden" said a chunin with many others supporting him. "Well you ignorant fool the 9 tails is the most powerful bijuu and now that it has fallen into the hands of our enemies and coupled with the fact that the jinchuuriki's life was not that colourful what do you think is gonna happen" questioned Danzo. Everyone in the room paled thinking of the implications.

"Silence! Naruto is not a weapon but a poor boy that was mistreated because of your narrow-mindedness. This also happened because you fools were beating him up again." Sarutobi was not pleased with his people, not pleases at all. "Well at least someone was doing something good to the demon right" came an arrogant voice from among the shinobi before he was silenced by a katana slicing his head off. "You broke the law" came an angry feminine voice from a female ANBU with long purple hair and a cat mask. She was one of the few people that see Naruto as a demon but as an unfortunate boy with a huge burden placed upon him at birth. "Thank you Cat. Now anyone else wants to break the law. Oh no one? Good. The situation is like this, the assailant came during the beating and did something to the mob with a katana." What do you mean did something Hokage-sama?" asked the porn addict I mean Kakashi. "What I mean is that the assailant just nicked everyone with his katana and the mob just went crazy. We do not know if its genjutsu or poison as all the tests came back negative. All of them seem to be tormented mentally and this morning the last surviving patient died." The situation was bad a dozen of his shinobi and about 20 civilians died during the attack and they did not know what killed them or who and where Naruto was.

"As of last night the village is under lockdown until Naruto and his kidnapper are found. Dismissed." As the shinobi filed out a few people were left and these were Iruka and Kakashi. Iruka stepped forward "Hokage-sama I am also worried about Naruto but also how this will affect team assignment". While Iruka may have begun to like Naruto as a good teacher (if you can call him that) he was also concerned about how the situation will affect the rest of the class. At this Kakashi pecked up from his porn wanting to hear the way forward. "Don't worry Iruka, Kakashi we will find him just delay the team assignment day at notify the students" with this both men left with Kakashi lingering a bit looking at the picture of the 4th before he too left. The 3rd to out his pipe and started smoking while going back to his office all the while praying for Naruto's safety.

Undisclosed location somewhere out there

After Naruto's breakdown he started asking a lot of questions ranging from how his counterpart's life was; his cool abilities and were they were. In return his counterpart answered his questions and ended telling Naruto that they were in the forest of death in konoha and the house was hidden by a powerful barrier so no one can see, smell or sense them. Naruto was amazed this but also sad that his counterpart suffered worse than him. Kaguya then invited everyone to breakfast in which Naruto just inhaled before being wacked in the head by Kaguya saying something about table manners. After a good breakfast his counterpart (D Naruto from now on) started the real conversation.

"Have you ever talked to the 9 tails?" At this question Naruto's eyes darkened in anger. "He spoke to me while ago but I don't want to talk to the source of all my problems" he replied angrily. D Naruto sighed as he ran his hands through his hair. Everyone in the room understood the boy even the now dubbed 10 tails. I mean they all saw his life through D Naruto's History viewing technique and what they saw wasn't pretty. D Naruto just pocked Naruto's head with his fore finger and Naruto's world went blank. When he came to he was in a sort of sewer with everyone except the bunny present. "What the hell and where are we?" asked the confused boy. "We are in the seal and we are paying the 9 tails a visit" replied D Naruto as he started moving in a certain direction. Naruto for his part didn't know what was going on or why they were visiting the 9 tails. As far as he was concerned the 9 tails can go to hell for all he cares after all he was the cause of his troubles. He just decided to follow them and if given the opportunity he would give the 9 tails a piece of his mind.

After a short walk the arrived in front of a huge gate with a piece of paper with a seal on it. D Naruto asked our Naruto to step closer to the gate. As he did he heard a sinister voice urging him to step closer. He turned around to look at his group and his group just encouraged him to step closer. While he was moving closer to the gate, "Okay 10 bucks says 9 tails will try to scare the kid and act all arrogant like he is the shit" D Naruto said before WHACK "OUCH what was that for Kaguya-chan?" "Language Mr" with a scarru aura around her "Sorry" D Naruto replied as he backed away from the scary lady.

As Naruto reached the gate a huge clawed hand passed through the gasp of the gate and impacted right in front of him. Poor Naruto fell on his butt with fear in his eyes I mean the hand was huge it would squash ten times over and still have enough room to fit 50 of him. "Dammit I missed. Damn these bars I should have killed the runt" came a deep voice from behind the gate. Naruto for his part became even more scared now. What the hack was that creature and where the 9 tails was when you need one to combat such a creature. "Who are you?" Naruto tried to master some bravado but failed miserably as he was now trembling like a leaf in the wind. "You already know who I am" the creature replied as it came into view. The thing was huge, bigger than the Hokage tower. It had red fur and 9 tails behind it wait 9 tail?

"It is I the great 9 tails, destroyer of mountains, obliterator of villages, peoples' worst nightmare and terror to all. HAHAHAHAHA" declared the 9 tails. Of in the distance Kurama the 10 tails blushed in embarrassment, "I wasn't that bad was I" "Nope" said a cheeky D Naruto "you were worse." And then he stared to laugh as he was being chased around by Kurama. Back to Naruto he was still shaking not in fear but in rage so without thinking he stood up and started vomiting accusations at the 9 tails. "Great? You? You are the reason why my life is a living hell. It because of you that was beaten, tortured, starved and friendless. All the misfortune I had is because of you!" by the time he finished his rant everyone in the room had stopped what they were doing and looked at the now crying boy even D Naruto and Kurama stopped mind jump in a cartoonish sort of way and looked at the boy. "The drama just got started and things are about to get good" stated D Naruto as they walked back to Kaguya who looked at the boy with pity. Without looking at D Naruto she said "Do we intervine now or wait" "we wait and let them sort it out and with any luck the 9 tails should reveal some hidden truths then we will run damage control" said D Naruto as Kurama nodded besides him.

The 9 tails looked at the boy with amusement. "I'm the source of your misery? Brat you should get your facts straight. First in what way did I course you any form of misery huh? Did I beat you or torture you huh? Overprice any food you try to buy? Through you out of that orphanage you were in? Did I stick you into that dingy apartment you live in without caretaker huh did I? Secondly do I look like I want to be stuck here with you? No I want to be free and not to be stuck in some snort nosed brat like you? I want to be free and not be here in this damned sewer! If you want to blame someone blame the 4th Hokage you so idolize he sealed me in you I didn't raise my hand pointing at you jumping cheerfully like a little kid saying Oh Oh Oh seal me into that brat!" the tails shot back. This kid had the gall to blame him for his predicament for something he couldn't control. It wasn't his fault he was sealed in the boy or that he attacked this human village. This brat didn't have the right to complain to him about suffering, he too had suffered without justification.

Naruto for his part was surprised but still angry. The beast did raise good points but still he had to blame someone and save his idol. But now that he looked at it his idol was the one that sealed the 9 tails into him without his consent and of all the people in the village why him? He looked at the 9 tails and was about to retort when he noticed or the first time the ears. Those huge bunny ears. He blinked the blinked again to make sure that he was not seeing things then he said something no other person ever did. "Dude what's wrong with your ears they look like bunny ears but you are a fox? Are you really a fox or a bunny fox mutant?" asked Naruto in confusion. There was silence in the seal as everyone processed what happened all you could here was a cricket cricking.

"What the hell is wrong with my ears they are fine thank you very much and I'm not a mutant!" replied an annoyed 9 tails with a twitching brow. Damn that sage he might be his father figure but he really sucked at designing. I mean a fox with bunny ears and octopus with an ox head, a racoon dog and so on. Naruto just looked at the 9 tails and tilted his head in more confusion. "So does that mean you are the Easter bunny or an Easter bunny wannabe?" everyone in the room except D Naruto who was laughing his ass off face faulted even the cricket. "I am not the Easter bunny or related to him you idiot" said the 9 tails with vein throbbing on his head. The two then heard someone clearing their throat and turned to the other people in the room. "Good to see you guys are getting along" said Kurama as the group walked towards the two. The 9 tails looked at the group his eyes lingering on Kaguya longer then spoke "So you guys are dimensional travellers right." The group nodded and the 9 tails went on "You" pointing at D Naruto "are the counterpart of this buffoon here" pointing at Naruto getting a HEY from Naruto "And you are my counterpart" pointing at Kurama getting a nod from he then his brow twitched "and you I know who you are but how did you end up with him?" addressing Kaguya while pointing at D Naruto. "Well it's a long story but stuff happened" said Kaguya

Naruto then asked the question on both his and the 9 tails' mind "Why did you bring me here to see HIM" pointing angrily at the 9 tails who just shrugged it off. "Well I wanted you to clear up some of the pent up emotions you have there and hopefully clear up some things" everyone looked at him with Kurama looking at him understanding what he was trying to do. "You guys hate each other very much I understand that. But know it's not the time for that. Naruto how long do you think the 9 tails was in the Leaf" "12 year" Naruto replied. "Wrong he was here for more than 50 years" now this shocked Naruto, the 9 tails was here for that long how? "How could something this big stay in the Leaf for that long" asked Naruto. "Well the same way he was in the Leaf for the last 1 years of your existence" replied D Naruto. Now this shocked Naruto even more. Conjuring up images using genjutsu to give visual aid D Naruto began to explain "Let me explain it this way. It all started with the Sage of Six paths that created the tailed beasts by separating them from a single entity the 10 tails. He tasked them to keep the peace among humans even though it was stupid as he didn't put safeguards on them seeing as chakra he gave to humans had the potential to enslave them not to mention his descendants also had the power to do the same. So after years Madara one of his descendents used the power of the mangekeyo sharingan to enslave the 9 tails and use him in his battle against Hashirama. After the fight were they got their collective asses handed to them by Hashirama the 9 tails was sealed into his wife Mito Uzumaki. After that Hashirama thought it was a good idea to capture the other remaining tailed beasts and distribute them among the villages. Over time jinchuuriki were used as weapons because of the power they house leading to 3 great shinobi wars. As for the 9 tails he was passed down from to another jinchuuriki as Mito was too old and about to kick the bucked. His stay in his second jinchuuriki wasn't that pleasant I mean he was chained up on a giant rock in the most painful way and being treated like the villain for 20 years. After that he was ripped out of her by an Uchiha used to attack the village and then was sealed into you. What all Leaf jinchuuriki had in common is that they were all Uzumakis so you can say you received the family curse. So either the 4th sealed the 9 tails into you or your children or siblings down the line."

After the explanation Naruto was stunned. He had learnt a lot about tailed beasts, their origins, original purpose, the wars, the jinchuurikis and the Uzumaki curse. Wait that means maybe he had family, maybe there were other Uzumaki around. Did they not want him were they afraid of him? And another thing maybe D Naruto could tell him about his parents. Naruto looked at the 9 tails and said sorry. The 9 tails just shrugged it off with an its okay then went on to converse with the 10 tails. D Naruto stated that he knew about his heritage but would tell him during their training. With all this going on Kaguya looked at the details of Naruto's sealing and noticed something. "So that's why you felt weird the 4th separated you in half and sealed another half into himself and you are the other half. Naruto was even mor shocked to think that the 4th could have taken the 9 tails with him but chose to leave the village a weapon.

D Naruto looked at the gloomy situation and asked Naruto "Kid you have become a shinobi right but do you know what it means to be a shinobi?" Naruto stated that it meant saving people and beating bad guys. Everyone face palmed themselves at his naivety. D Naruto sighed; he couldn't believe he was this naïve before. "No kid it means you do what your Kage tells you to do, you give your all for the village the village comes first and everything else second. If your Kage tells you assassinate a person you do it no questions asked. If he asks you to perform morally questionable acts you do it. You sacrifice everything for the village even your family" he said the last part bitterly. Don't worry though you have plenty of time to think about your life but let me ask you another question what do you think are your strengths and weaknesses?"

Naruto though for a bit and stated that his strengths were that he was awesome because he could make shadow clones and can not tire quickly and that his only weakness was that he couldn't make a normal clone. D Naruto face palmed again the started listing all of Naruto's weaknesses and by the end of the list Naruto was slumped with dark rain clouds on his head. D Naruto asked for Naruto's strengths again and Naruto remained silent. He decided to help him "For your strengths you have a lot of stamina and chakra which is denser than anyone in your world, you can make a lot of clones that's good. And you are also a prankster now that's something". Naruto gave a deadpan look at the prankster part. "What I mean I you have a creative mind and that is very dangerous. So here is what we will do first we fix your speed and strength by diving you weight and gravity seals but we will not strain your body too much seeing as you have malnutrition. We also have to fix that by giving you a proper diet and to fix your boy the normal way will take about a year not to mention you have to properly relearn everything." At this Naruto again deflated. "But don't worry we have plenty of shortcuts like the sealed room in which I day outside is one year (Dragonballs I know) so we will use that time to teach what you should have learned, build up your body and teach you a few simple techniques."

"Simple techniques but awesome shinobi need big techniques" asked a confused Naruto. "Well look at it this way try to hit me". Naruto did and missed each time. D Naruto just disappeared and reappeared. "Dude I though you said simple techniques" shouted Naruto. "This is a simple technique its just that I have taken it to a whole new level. This is the Replacement technique when its mastered to the fullest." Now Naruto was impressed it looked so cool. "Not only that but you are a prankster by nature. So have you ever thought of making clone of the explody kind?" D Naruto asked and Naruto gave a thoughtful look before it turned into a sinister grin which was mirrored by D Naruto. Everyone else in the room shuddered and felt sorry the one that crosses Naruto's path.

And Done

That was a long chapter. Next chapter Naruto comes back for team assignment and a meeting with the council.

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