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Chapter 4

It's been a week since Naruto disappeared and things have been hectic in the village. Squads of Shinobi were dispatched to find the boy but they couldn't find a single hear of him. The council was in a state of panic. If the boy was kidnapped like what happened to the previous jinchuuriki years ago then there would be a major power shift with Konoha weakening and losing its position as the most powerful shinobi village. Also if the Fire Daimyo finds out about this then Konoha would be doomed big time as the guy was pissed when the Uzumaki Clan was wiped out and the last female Uzumaki died 12 years ago. The guy was great friends with the Uzumaki Clan after all. However if the stranger that kidnapped the boy sort to help the boy get revenge they would have a hard time fighting the jinchuuriki of the 9 tails. The 3rd decided that they would go on with the team assignments at the academy and then look for the replacement member. The disappearance of Naruto weighed heavily on the old man's heart. There were many mistakes that he regretted the top 2 being not killing Orochimaru and not doing more for Naruto from birth to the present. He wished he could turn back time and make amends but alas even the Professor didn't have a justu in his vast arsenal to turn back time. All he could do now was be Hokage and hope Naruto would return.

The Academy

The students at the academy were excited they now get to be shinobi to be placed in teams with their senseis to train them. The disappearance of Naruto did not affect most of them in fact most were glad that he was gone I mean he was annoying while some were indifferent about the situation as they were never friends with him anyway. Their parents told them to avoid his as much as possible but were not told the reason. So it was business as usual at the academy for those that passed with a certain emo king I mean the master brooder sorry I meant Sasgay sorry I meant Sasuke being annoyed by two of his most loyal fangirls Sakura and Ino. The girls were arguing on how would take the seat to the right of Sasuke even though there was another seat free next to him (I seriously how does that 'them apparently'). Were Sasuke tried to brood but it didn't work he tried to brood as hard as he could until he entered Ultra Broody Mode but with how his brow was constantly twitching it seems he was failing miserably. Sakura was glad that Naruto wouldn't be bothering her by asking her out and reducing her chances of getting with Sasuke.

There was one person who was affected by Naruto's disappearance and that was Hinata Hyuuga. She heard from her father (eavesdropped) when he returned from the council meeting that Naruto was missing. She was shocked that someone kidnapped Naruto like they tried to do to her. She was scared that she would never see him again and that the kidnapers were doing all sorts of horrible things to him (she is young so her imagination can run wild). But then a crucial detail popped up why the council would make a fuss over a missing academy student. There was nothing special about Naruto in terms of status or abilities in terms of kekkei genkai even though he has a ton of chakra (yes she memories his chakra network using here byakugan and everything else about his (CREEPY) so why dispatch that much manpower to find him. It was really weird maybe there was something special about him that is being kept special. But if so then why was he treated poorly hated by people of the village and had poor living conditions. There were too many mysteries surrounding Naruto.

Iruka the entered the class and addressed the class. "Hello class I am sure you are wondering why we are late for the team assignment. You must have heard what happened to one of you, Naruto went missing about a week ago and we have been trying to find him. So since one team is unbalanced we will find you a replacement" Iruka finished but the reaction he got is not what he expected. The students seemed disinterested by what he said and some seem to what to shout for him to get on with it. What was wrong with these kids? So he presented them their teams and their senseis (all teams are canon teams). After the teams were presented a few students had something to say like Ino who wanted to be moved to team 7 so she could be with Sasuke and not lose to Sakura. She did want to be stuck in a team with a lazy bum and a jolly fat man I mean a chubby guy they were useless (yah you are one to talk). Sasuke complained that his team was not to be hindered by waiting for a replacement he could do it alone since he was an Uchiha while Sakura well was doing Sakuraish things (agreeing with everything Sasuke says). So team 7 had one member missing and Iruka said that unless they can pull Naruto out of nowhere they were stuck waiting for a replacement.

"Whose replacing who?" came a confused voice from the door. Everyone looked to the door even some of the senseis who entered to pick up their students (Asuma, Kurenai, Anko and Genma). At the door was a short boy wearing a hideous orange jumpsuit. Wait orange jump suit, blue eyes, blonde hair and whisker marks on the cheeks yap that was Naruto. Everyone was surprise except for a certain girl who was relieved and happy that her crush was okay. Iruka blinked then rubbed his eyes to make sure that he was not seeing things; he looked to the senseis for confirmations and saw the same shocked expressions. "Naruto is that you" he asked. Naruto answered with the same goofy expression "who else do you think it is of course it's me Iruka-sensei believe it" 'please kill me now I can't believe I used to say these stupid verbal tick' thought Naruto. "Sorry I am late you see there was this overgrown bunny casing me around with a lightning hummer so I had to take a detour" continued Naruto stretching the back of his head and everyone sweet dropped at the lame excuse. After confirming that it was Naruto not a transformation he was told he was not team 7 and all hell broke loose. Students started complaining. "What do you mean the dead last is on team 7 he failed the exams he couldn't make a single clone" asked a very angry Kiba. "Yah plus I don't want a dead last on my team he will slow me down" added Sasuke with Ino and Sakura agreeing him.

Iruka was about to answer when a hammer covered with lightning struck the ground with and angry bunny standing on its handle folding its hands(?) in a shinobi pose. Everyone was surprised at what happened I mean who wouldn't it's not every day you see bunny standing on a lighting coated hammer trying to look cool. The bunny scanned the room and it eyes landed on Naruto. The senseis tensed and prepared for an attack when the bunny took out a bento from a storage seal. "Mistress said you forgot this you idiot" Shiro said as he approached Naruto and handed him the bento. Again the entire class was stunned a talking bunny talking to the dead last apparently they know each other. Some viewed this in awe while others viewed this in suspicion (the senseis) while others viewed this in jealousy (Sasuke, Kiba and Sasuke fan girls) I mean wouldn't be when someone has an awesome talking bunny.

"Sorry about that Shiro but in my defence you were trying to whack me with your hammer" replied a sheepish Naruto. "That's because you called me dinner again" shouted an angry Shiro. As the two buttered back and forth Iruka approached them and asked the bunny who he was. Shiro answered that it was none of his business to know who he was or who his mistress was. He also stated that Naruto wouldn't give them any information since doing so would leave him brain dead because of a seal placed on him (okay that was a lie). Shiro then looked at Iruka and said "Dude you suck as a teacher man". Iruka was taken aback by this before he got angry and replied "I am a great teacher and who are you to tell me that I am not a great teacher" Shiro looked at Iruka with a bored expression and answered "I am the guy that fixed his problem of not being able to make illusion clones a problem that you failed to fix and failed the boy because of it." Now this got the attention of the senseis of course they knew Naruto couldn't make clone and failed the exams many time because of it. So they stayed quiet opting to see how it would end. "The dead last can't make clone because he sucks" said Sakura with most of the class agreeing.

Shiro just went to the board and drew 6 circles from smallest to biggest. He looked at Iruka then said "This is how you teach now pay attention and take notes on how to teach" he turned to the class and said "Now pay attention you simpletons. These circles represent the different chakra levels out there. The smallest is the civilian level followed by genin then chunin the jounin then Kage level the beyond kage level. Now most of you are in either civilian or genin level chakra capacity you get me. Now one can handle chakra as he grows up through the different stages as he adapts to these stages and gain better control. Since 99.9% of you are at the lowest levels low level justu like the illusion clone are easy for you to control. However for people like my boy here who at a young at have insane amounts of chakra like kage level chakra its difficult to do low level jutsu without intense chakra control excersises so low level techniques are out of his reach. And your idiot of a teacher was forcing him to do the impossible. So Iruka are you a good teacher or were you actually trying to fail him?" at this Iruka looked down in shame as indeed he neglected the fact that Naruto had high levels of chakra with no control over it so instead of helping him control his chakra or refer him to a specialist he did nothing.

Shiro seeing that his job was done disappeared in a poof of smoke. The students looked at Naruto with sceptical minds. No young person had that kind of power to possess Kage level chakra reserves was unheard of only Hinata knew this was true. The senseis seeing that the dreamer was over, they took their students and left. Only team 7 was left waiting for their sensei to arrive. During this time Naruto chose to seat near the window and thing on what his brother (D Naruto) told him about their sensei. Equipped with infor about who their sensei would most likely be since all other teams received their senseis and theirs had not yet arrived the only logical option was Kakashi the guy who is allergic to arriving on time literally. Naruto thought about playing a prank on him but decided against it. He also thought about bugging Sakura to keep up appearances with his idiot mask but decided not to since she was annoying and they didn't work out now that he thought about it (more like it was pounded into his head by Kaguya and Kurama).

After two hours of waiting with Sakura constently asking Sasuke out on a date and said person refusing every time (man talk about being tenacious) Kakashi arrived. He looked at his team and asked "team 7?" Sakura was about to answer when Naruto beat her to it. "No we are in detention right now team 7 left a few minutes ago they went to get lunch." Kakashi's visible eye twitched he knew they were team 7 but this idiot is trying to be smart ass. "I know you guys are team 7" said Kakashi. "They why did you ask if we were team 7 if you knew?" asked Naruto with a confused look cocking his head to the side giving him a cute appearance. Kakashi pooped a vein 'this kid is annoying. Why did I take a genin again Oh yeah training the Uchiha and making Obito proud' though Kakashi. "Okay meet me on the roof" then he disappeared in a poof of smoke. Sakura and Sasuke both went to the roof as quick as possible while Naruto went to the park and took a nap.

The roof

Kakashi seeing his team arrive decided to start the meeting. "Alright let's begin wait where is the blond one." "He was just behind us I don't were he went" answered a confused Sakura. Then they decided to wait for him and wait they did 2 hours! After two hours Naruto arrived and he looked relieved "Oh man that was great dude that was some war I had there. Sorry I'm late did you wait long? " "YOU ARE LATE!" (Guess who). Naruto just scratched the back of his head looking sheepish "Well i have a good reason you know" "oh yah and what good reason is it for being late" this time it was Kakashi while reading his porn I mean orange book (which is porn). "Well I was taking a dump" replied Naruto with a straight face. Silence reigned in the area except for the cricket that was cricking. Naruto looked at the cricket and gave it a thumps up which it nodded back before hopping away. Kakashi was the first to react, "So you are late because you were taking a dump?" Naruto nodded. "A dump that too two hours?" again Naruto nodded. "Am I supposed to believe that stupid excuse (hypocrite). What kind of a dump takes two hours and what were you shitting anyway". Naruto looked at Kakashi and said "First of all its not shitting its taking a dump not shitting and secondly it's the kind of dump that you go buy a newspaper sit on the toilet seat and let the battle begin. Thirdly it was a crap load I was dumping. No matter how long it takes a man must always finish his business after all taking a dump is every man's prime time." Naruto finished with a grin.

In another dimension a certain captain Yami was taking a dump and had the sudden urge to feel proud. "Looks like someone embraced man's prime time and now COULD SOME ONE BRING ME TOILET PAPER WE ARE OUT."

"Baka that's gross talking about stuff like that especially in front of a lady and Sasuke-kun" shrieked Sakura. Naruto gave her a deadpan look 'Really a lady and what did I ever see in her again' thought Naruto. "Sakura-chan (he almost vomited adding the chan part) don't look disgusted like you don't take dumps too" replied Naruto with a grin. Sakura was red faced with embarrassment knowing that her Sasuke-kun found out she takes a dump (really). Kakashe decided to take control of the situation "Alright do the introductions. Tell us what your likes are dislikes and dream for the future." "Can you do it first sensei" asked Sakura. "Alright I am Kakashi Hatake I have many likes and dislikes and my dream for the future" giggles pervertedly "is none of your business. 'All we learnt was his name' thought the other two genin while Naruto just gave a deadpan look. "Alright you pinky" Sakura twitched at being called pinky "I am Sakura Haruno and my likes are" giggles as she looks at Sasuke "and my dislikes are Ino-pig and Naruto-baka" 'right back at you' thought Naruto "and dreams for the future" giggles again as she looks at Sasuke. 'Poor guy I almost feel sorry for him' thought Naruto. 'Great a fan girl and a hard-core one at that. Oh why me" lamented Kakashi in his mind. "Next broody" Sasuke just granted (please note I don't remember Sasuke's introduction) and took a cool pose (seriously) and said slowly and more dramatically "I am Sasuke Uchiha. There are many things I like and a lot of things I hate. My dream no ambition is to kill a certain someone" after that the wind blew in his hair making him look cooler. 'An avenger huh I can work with that' thought Kakashi. 'Dude get a life man Itachi will kill you six ways till Sunday' thought Naruto. "And last blondy". Naruto grinned and said in a childish manner "Well before I introduce myself let me introduce our famous sensei since he wanted to hide his fame. This is Kakashi Hatake well known for being a pervert. He likes reading his porn everywhere he is even in front of kids. His dream is to become a famous porn star and star in one of those perverted books if they are turned to movies." The other genin looked at their sensei in disgust and inched away from him. Kakashi tried to defend himself but the genin didn't believe him. Naruto was mentally laughing he was going to ruin this man if he ever did anything funny to him. "As for me I am Naruto Uzumaki and I love ramen and some people (my new family), I hate a lot of people (this village) and my dream" he posed for a dramatic effect "is a secret". Everyone was surprised by his introduction more so Kakashi it seems his file had some incorrect information about him. Since Naruto wasted time by being late (again hypocrite) he told his genin to meet tomorrow at training ground 7 for the real genin exam and to not eat anything or they would puck. After that he left not giving the genin a chance to complain he just left to talk to the Hokage. As he left an ANBU arrived and notified Naruto that the council wanted to see him and left with him.

Council room

Everyone from the civilian council to shinobi council were all there. They heard that the brat had returned some wanted him to stay gone while others were glad for security reasons. The 3rd sat at the head of the table glad that Naruto was okay however it was weird. Why would the stranger let go of such a valuable asset unless it was to plant him as a mole. Naruto arrived in the council room with the ANBU who glared at him before leaving. The 3rd stood up and said "Naruto I am glad that you are okay we were worried about you." Naruto looked at his dead in the eyes and decided to drop the mask a little. "Well Lord 3rd I can't say I am glad to be back because I am not" replied Naruto in a cold voice that surprised everyone. "And while we are here there are a few things that we need to discuss that should have been done in the beginning and I will claim what is mine."

And that's a rap that was a long chapter. So the council drama will continue in the next chapter and also some fun genin exam with team 7.

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