Hi guys for pairing I think you saw Naruto and Hinata yah I was hoping to add more maybe 4 more girls. To be honest with you I like Hinata she might be a shy girl and didn't that much screen play but she is a good girl. Honestly I do not know why Naruto always pinned on Sakura when there were a lot of girls that wanted him. Canon Naruto was a total moron I mean there are girls that actually loved him but he turned them down for a girl who doesn't love him. Well enough with the moronic Naruto rent now on with the show but let me warn you there will be more rents like this one.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto if I did I wouldn't have made Naruto a total moron.

Previously

"Naruto I am glad that you are okay we were worried about you." Naruto looked at his dead in the eyes and decided to drop the mask a little. "Well Lord 3rd I can't say I am glad to be back because I am not" replied Naruto in a cold voice that surprised everyone. "And while we are here there are a few things that we need to discuss that should have been done in the beginning and I will claim what is mine."

Now

Council room

There was silence in the council room after Naruto's declaration. Everyone was stunned; this wasn't the Naruto they knew but a different Naruto not the moron they could control. The 3rd was also surprised Naruto hasn't shown this side of him to anyone. Maybe whatever happened to him with the stranger made him decide to drop the mask he was always wearing. And what's this about claiming what was his could it be that he discovered his heritage? Well this was bad he wasn't supposed to know until he was at least a chunin. He had to run damage control before things got out of hand. Well fate seems to have a way of screwing things up for him because a certain mummy decided to react first.

"Look here boy we have more important matters to attend to and we would like some answers not some wild fantasies that you cooked up. Now you will tell us everything you know about the stranger whether he is an enemy or not and what power he possesses. You will answer to us the council orders you" Danzo spoke in a calm tone with a stoic face. Naruto looked at him with a bored face just to piss him off with his hands in his pockets. All of a sudden his demeanour changed to one of shock and excitement "Oh wow look a real live mummy and it talks and it has a council seat wow you guys are awesome where did you get the mummy and can I keep him? There are a lot of things I wanna ask about mummies" spoke Naruto in a childlike manner practically bouncing and getting into Danzo's face. There were a lot of snickers from the shinobi side with Tsume busting into laughter and the civilian side was shocked. Danzo for his part remained stoic (give him some credit the guy is a master of stoicism) but if you look closely or feel his chakra you could tell he was agitated. In his mind Naruto smirked oh yes this was working better than he hoped they gave him the perfect opportunity to vent out some of his pent up anger and piss them off at the same time.

"No Naruto he is not a mummy. This is Danzo one of my advisors and my rival and the way he looks like that is because of some war injuries. And no you can't keep him" the 3rd signed at the situation. "Could have fooled me. Aw bummer I always wanted a pet mummy" Naruto replied in a dejected tone. Danzo cleared his throat and was about to repeat his statement when he was interrupted "Hey did you guys see The Mummy franchise it's the bomb man. A franchise about mummies! Oh man it was awesome and I think that's where this one" pointing at Danzo "escaped from. Look at him he is just like that mummy that got its ass kicked. And also when I looked at him I composed a mummy song after getting inspiration from him. Wanna here it well here we go" ([insert mummy song with 4 clones as backup singers in mummy costumes dancing and hanging on Danzo] if you have seen the waffle song from Teen Titans GO just replace waffles with mummy). After the song Tsume was now the floor laughing her guts out the other council members couldn't believe the gusts this kid had. As for Danzo his eyebrows were now twitching with a lot of veins popping. "ENOUGH WITH THIS IDIOCY FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A MUMMY!" Danzo screamed. The council was again this kid made Danzo show emotion. This guy was the epitome of emotionlessness that could make the Hyuuga's look like a child trying to imitate an adult and here this kid made him blow his top after 5 minutes of meeting.

Then there was clapping and everyone looked at Tsume who was wiping away here tears "HAHAHAHA good one kid you did the impossible you made the mummy show emotion you got a A+ in my book" "Why thank you be sure to look out for a sequel" replied Naruto with a bow. "If you are done with the shenanigans can we get on with the meeting" said a council member. "Oh yah the mummy guy was saying something important but he lost me on the 8th blah" Naruto said with a chibi look. "Blah?" asked another confused council member with Tsume already knowing another show was coming. "Oh yah he was like Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah and I lost him. I mean what with all the Blahs is he Dracula's cousin or something going all Blah Blah Blah" (In another dimension of Hotel Transylvania a certain vampire sneezed and shouted "I DO NOT SAY THAT" "dad are you okay" "yes Mavis everything is fine hehehehe")

Danzo had had enough he released a bit of KI which shut up everyone who looked at him. "Enough of this now answer my questions!" Naruto looked at him again with a bored face, hands in his pocket and said "Dude chill out man it's bad for your health I mean you are ancient as it is no need to crock coz of stress. And I do not answer to you I answer to the Hokage as I am a Shinobi now." The 3rd seeing another barter coming up urged Naruto to answer. "Sorry old man but I can't answer any important questions seeing as if I release important infor my brain gets fried by this seal" said Naruto showing them a yellow seal on his neck. Everyone looked at the seal it was so plain yet complicated that even the Hokage couldn't read any of the symbols let alone decipher it and he doubted Jiraiya could. "We have to call Jiraiya to look at the seal" said Inoichi. Shukaku Nara looked at Naruto. "So let me get this straight the seal fries you when you talk about important information about the stranger right." Naruto nodded. "Then tell us what is deemed not important.

Naruto took a thinking pose "well first of all he is pretty pissed off at what this village did to me but he won't attack." "Won't attack? That murderer killed a lot of people when you disappeared" shouted a civilian council member. "Oh those guys died already? Good for them thought they would be suffering a little bit more." Everyone was stunned at how he could be happy that people died. As if reading their thoughts Naruto said in a cold tone "Those people tried to kill me again and to add they attacked a shinobi of the Leaf thus their punishment was justified. And while we are on that I am telling you today that anyone who tries anything funny with me will face the consequences." Again everyone was shocked Naruto raised good points about the attack and to add to that he declared that he will now retaliate if attacked. This was not the boy who hands out forgiveness like he is Santa Claus, no this was a person who has reached the end of his patience.

"Let's get one thing straight here I am tired of being everybody's punching bag so if some douche bag hits me I hit back. I am done being treated like a monster a nobody. I am here to tell you that I am moving out of the 5 star hotel that you gave me and I am moving into my clan's temple" Naruto finished his declaration and the 3rd was about to have a heart attack from all the shocking revelations during the meeting. How did he find out about his clan they made sure to wipe out everything about that clan from history. Maybe it was the stranger that told him. "What clan are you talking about you are just a no name orphan" responded a pink haired council member (guess who). "Where do you think I got my last name from? Nobody in the world would even dare to claim this prestigious name unless they belong to the clan and the stranger just so happened to enlighten me on that and boy was I pissed but I am over it now coz now I got an actual roof over my head and money from the Uzumaki accounts" Well this wasn't good if the stranger told him about the Uzumaki that would mean he was one too. And what else did the stranger tell the boy.

"So the stranger is an Uzumaki is he?" questioned Danzo. "Yes he is" replied Naruto. "Then we need to get him into the village it's not safe for Uzumakis out of the village. And we need to get these two into the CRA program to breed more Uzumakis" responded Danzo while he stood up. "Well there are a few problems with that. 1 he is happily married so no CRA program for him and I do not want to get into that program I am not some cow that you try to breed. And 2 the guy hates the village and doesn't want to be here the only reason he is here is because of me. So no to all your suggestions" said Naruto with a smug look. "Well you have no choice in the matter" replied Danzo in a threatening tone while planning on secretly finding the stranger so he could put him in his ROOT. Naruto wasn't affected by the threat, "Well actually I do seeing as there was no Uzumaki clan established in the Leaf just a two that settled here. And since the stranger is the oldest out of us he has the authority to tell me what to do. And since he said no establishing the clan in this village then nope. And I wonder what the Daimyo will think about how you guys treated me" replied Naruto with a smirk. At this they knew they couldn't touch him without incurring the wrath of the Daimyo. The 3rd decided to step in. "Naruto I know you are angry and that we could have done more for you but you have to understand the 4th wanted you to be seen as a hero but his wish was not fulfilled as the people were angry because they suffered loses" the 3rd tried to cover up the fact that Naruto mentioned his father which was a secret in the village. "A hero you say. A hero is someone who makes a decision to sacrifice himself. Can a day old baby do that? No. all that I am is a victim, a sacrifice for the village. So yah no one viewed me as a hero because I was not a hero. So I am moving into the temple and I will collect the key later." Naruto turned around to leave but the 3rd called him. "Naruto we will talk more about this in my office." "Looking forward to it" and with that Naruto left the council room leaving stunned council members.

Uzumaki Temple

Naruto arrived at the recently renovated temple. D Naruto made sure the place was in perfect condition and placed updated security seals on the walls. The idea was for Naruto to leave in an isolated place that was well defended. After training they took a tour of the place looked at the masks taking inventory of what was available and what was missing. Turns out all items were still there and the library was untouched because of the old security seals. The temple was just a front though as there was a door directly linked to D Naruto's house so everyone thought that he was staying at the temple when he was actually staying at D Naruto's place. They utilized Kaguya's space time abilities to link the two places. So Naruto opened the door and went into D Naruto's place. After some greetings and some talking over dinner Naruto went to his room to prepare for the test the next day.

Next Day Training ground 7 8.00 am

We find three genin seating under different trees with Naruto seating under his tree and the other two seating under their own well more like Sakura followed her crush. They looked like they were about to die of hunger well that was because they were hungry. Their sensei had suggested to them not to eat anything or they would puck and to wake up early and meet up at 5 am. Now their sensei was late and they were hungry. Naruto on the other hand looked refreshed. He arrived at the training ground at 7.30 am and that's 2hours and thirty minutes late. And to add more insult he arrived eating an apple and the others were hungry. The others complained about this but Naruto just ignored them. Right now they were angry and frustrated except for Naruto who looked like he was taking a nap.

This was what Kakashi arrived to see. Sakura quickly shouted that Kakashi was late and Kakashi gave one of his lame excuses which all genin didn't believe. Kakashi looked at his genin Sakura and Sasuke looked hungry and tired but Sasuke did well to hide it which impressed him. Naruto on the other hand looked well rested and not hungry. "Well looks like someone doesn't follow orders I told you not to eat and to arrive at 5 am but it seems you didn't listen" admonished Kakashi. Naruto looked at Kakashi like he had grown a second head "Dude you are kidding right. You suggested we not eat, you didn't give an order and as or your second accusation YOU ARE LATE AS WELL AND BY 3 HOURS. THAT'S JUST PLAIN HYPOCRITICAL" Naruto finished the last part shouting at Kakashi. Kakashi couldn't retort that so he went on to present them the bell test telling them that only two genin can pass and the other one send back to the academy. The genin were shocked with Naruto faking it since he was told about the whole test about his counterpart. His problem was passing without revealing the results of his training so he had to show what was in his file but it all depended on Kakashi. If he pissed Naruto of then Naruto might let loss a bit.

When the test started the other two genin went and hid while Naruto just stood there. Well that wasn't Naruto but a clone, the real Naruto was hiding in tree were he could observe and make clone if the other one was destroyed. He was hiding his signature and scent just as he learnt during his training. He wanted to be sure what this thousand years of death technique and how dangerous it was as warned by D Naruto. So he watched his clone make a fool of himself. Naruto was bored by this and wondered if that's what he could end up like if it wasn't for his brother coming to their dimension. (Please note that the fights were all like the canon fights) Naruto was interrupted from his thoughts by a shout of the technique he was waiting for. He saw his sensei getting behind his clone and sticks his two fingers into his clone's poop hole which launched the clone into the air before it dispelled sending its memories to the original. Naruto hadn't expected the technique to be this vile so didn't cancel his connection to his clone he received its memories making him blench.

D Naruto residence

The rest of the family with Shiro were watching the test from a viewing mirror which works like the Hokage's pervert ball I mean crystal ball. Right know Kurama and Shiro were laughing their guts out while Kaguya was giggling. D Naruto's eyebrow was twitching hard and it didn't help that the comments being given by Shiro made him pop a vein. "Dude oh man you fell for that when you were young man I feel so sorry for that ass of yours" laughed Shiro. "Oh shut it Dinner it happened okay. But Kakashi made the biggest mistake of his life. He just made his life a leaving hell the kid is gonna mess him up big time HAHAHAHA" laughed D Naruto and could see lightning flashing behind him and they were indoors.

Back to Training ground 7

Naruto was officially pissed. No one does that to his and leaves to tell the tale. Screw holding back and hiding his skills he was going all out. But then an idea popped into his head, why not ruin the guy's reputation without showing his skills. So he made a clone and transformed it into his sexy justu Naruko before nodding and sending it away. All he had to do was wait a few minutes and all hell will break loss. Thank goodness for his acting skills. He watched Kakashi take down Sakura in the most pathetic way possible, an E rank genjustu. Man the girl was pitiful and she was considered the smartest girl in their class. Smartest my foot the title Kunoichi of the year was given to a dumb fan girl the academy standards really have fallen. Kakashi then went to have a battle with Sasuke in which Sasuke throw some kunai, sprung some traps and used a fireball Justu before he was buried in the ground leaving only his head sticking out. Kakashi then decided to leave the area and went back to read his book. Naruto then decided to make another clone to act as the fool again until his plan came into effect.

Kakashi was enjoying his book as he reviewed hi students' performance. The Uchiha easily impressed him. His throwing and trap skills were good and his taijustu was very impressive for a genin. What impressed him was the fireball justu he used I mean who heard of a genin this young making a fireball that size (Itachi and Kakashi did that. I mean Itachi had more justu and he was younger. Plus I don't get it he was impressed by a C rank justu but not an A rank justu Naruto did and he did it better than Kakashi ever did). Sakura needed a lot of work but she had potential. Naruto well he wasn't ready to be a shinobi yet with the way he acted. As Kakashi read his book a bunch of angry kunoichi stomped over to him. "Well hello ladies what can I do for you?" asked Kakashi giving them an eye smile. His answer was the worst beating of his life and he didn't know why. Each of the ladies kicked his ass big time and after that they gave a blond head girl (Naruko) the chance to beat him up which she did by stomping on his man bits. After that the girls were about to leave until Naruto appeared and went straight at the girl while crying. "He is a pervert sister" as he headed straight for Naruko and hugged her while crying " and and he put his fingers into my bottom while saying that he wanted to try out what he read in his perverted books WHAAAAA" Naruto cried but on the inside he was laughing as he saw his plan work. "Not only did you molest this girl but also her brother too you really are a pervert" shouted Kurenai. "No you got it all wrong I didn't do anything ask my other students" Kakashi protested. They all turned to see Sakura passed out after seeing Sasuke' s head sticking out of the ground and Sasuke just looked at Naruto who gave him a discreet wink. He smirked "He did what Naruto said he did and more. Look at what he did to Sakura she passed out because of his perverseness" replied Sasuke. Well that did it Kakashi had to endure another round of an ass kicking then the girls left with Naruto's sister.

Okay so what happened? Naruto send Naruko to the female bathhouse where she fake cried and proceeded to tell the other girls that she was approached by Kakashi asking if they could re-enact the Icha Icha Paradise while getting all handsy. Well this got the female angry that they didn't notice that the girl was a transformation or not. Not that they could tell since Naruto's transformation was special which was discovered during training. Back to Kakashi's exam, after he got beat up the cloak rang and all genin assembled in which Kakashi proceeded to tell them that they failed. He was stopped from making any further comments when Naruto fished out the bells. Kakashi was shocked and checked to see if he had the bells but found none. Naruto proceeded to tell him that his transformation took them during the first beating and gave then to Naruto during the hug. When asked why the second beating Naruto replied that it was to show team work when he signalled Sasuke to play along and that he deserved the beating for the technique he use on him. Kakashi then dismissed the genin while he headed to report the results of the test with what little dignity he had left which would soon diminish because Naruto wasn't done with him.

D Naruto residence

D Naruto looked smugly at Shiro "See I told you he would pay." Shiro just sighed "well the kid is good at payback that's for sure the pervy one eye got it good." "If you thing he is off the hook then you are wrong he is going to be humiliated big time MWAHAHAHAHA" D Naruto laughed maniacally que lightning in the background.

And that's a rap.

Thanks again for supporting my story. Now I was wondering if I could bring Naruto's parents back for a confrontation during the invasion or confront their chakras during the Kyuubi chakra training or make them somehow alive but were hiding. Tell me what you think of these ideas. And also about the story idea I asked in Chapter 3 what do you guys think. I wanna do a comedy action story where Naruto is a perv not by choice but because of his sacred gear.

Until next time see you guys later.