Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto if I did I wouldn't have made Naruto a total moron.

Previously

D Naruto looked smugly at Shiro "See I told you he would pay." Shiro just sighed "well the kid is good at payback that's for sure the pervy one eye got it good." "If you thing he is off the hook then you are wrong he is going to be humiliated big time MWAHAHAHAHA" D Naruto laughed maniacally que lightning in the background.

Now

After administering the exam things weren't looking good for Kakashi. First he was late in giving his report to the Hokage and he knew the others were waiting for him. Secondly because of the beating he was hurting everywhere and I mean everywhere especially between his legs so he couldn't shushin to the office and to top it up was walking funny so that he could disturb the injuries to his privates he was getting weird looks from the populace. When he arrived the female jounin in the room were glaring at him while the males looked at him in surprise. "Dude Kakashi you look like you were caught in a stampede of raging bulls. What happened to you? Was it your genin?" asked a certain chain smoker I mean Asuma. "You could say that but instead of bulls it was a bunch of crazy women" replied Kakashi nursing his wounds. The females were about to retort but the Hokage stopped them and told them to give their report since someone saw it prudent to late while glaring at Kakashi who gave an excuse that his body is hurting which was an accurate excuse but because of his reputation no one believed him. So the reports were given with tem 1 to 6 failing. When team 7 was announced Kakashi reported that the team passed. This greatly surprised everyone Kakashi passed a team, candy is definitely gonna rain today. So the Hokage asked for details about how they passed so reluctantly Kakashi edited the female beat down out but before he could finish HE barged into the meeting.

"Hey old man I need a new sensei pronto the one you gave us is a nut case of the highest order, he needs to be locked up tight in mental institution" announced Naruto with fake anger. The whole room sweat dropped at the statement before Kakashi pointed at Naruto "What the hell are you doing here, this is a meeting and you are disrupting it!" "Oh put a sock in it. If you are angry about the beat down well grow up you are an old man for goodness sake. And you had it coming" replied Naruto nonchalantly. Kakashi looked angry "but you cheated, you invited a lot of female jounin to beat me up instead of taking the test yourself you used them." "Well shinobi use every tool available and the test was to get the bells and we got them the method was irrelevant". Kakashi was stunned the kid raised some good points but wouldn't admit it "you lied to the female jounin and had them beat me up!" "And that was fun. I regret nothing" that was Anko the snake loving jounin in the crowd. Kurenai backed her up "And besides you are a known pervert. It was a misunderstanding but you deserved it was a long time coming perv" as she glared at him. Naruto seeing his chance pressed his advantage "I know right I mean the guy tells up to arrive at 5 am and he was late so being a good student that I am went to find him and what do I find. The guy was playing with his noodle while reading his book and calling some names I am not going to mention for the sake of those in the room. And to top it off I ask him what he was doing and he said he was sharpening his kunai. I just wish could unsee that or does anyone have brain bleach in here it was really disgusting. The guy is a shameless perv he reads his porn and giggles in front of children" "But you are not children, you are shinobi" Kakashi tried to defend himself with lone eye widening showing red veins pulsing in it. "I meant children in the park where you pass when you go home. And what's with the giggling while looking at children. OHH NO NO NO NO Is that why you choose a genin team of two boys and a girl. Hell no dude you will not have my ass. NEVER!" shouted Naruto as he bolted from the office with a trail of cloud following him. Safe to say Kakashi's dignity was reduced even further lose to 0%. Everyone looked at Kakashi with a range of emotion from disgust to well disgust. "Dude Kakashi I knew you were messed up but this is too much" said a nicotine addict I mean Asuma and he backed away from Kakashi. "But I …" Kakashi now sweating heavily tried to defend himself but from the looks of things it wasn't going to work. So the office was quiet for a while until "So playing with your noodle huh" stated Anko and Kakashi knew that his popularity with the females has just plummeted to below 0. Luckily Guy wasn't around otherwise things would have been worse.

A week later

It's been a week since they became genin a week since they started training and Naruto was already planning a number of ways to make their sensei suffer. First the guy was always 3 hours late I mean is it a chronic disease or something. They waste three hours of the team meeting waiting for their sensei and when he arrives he makes up a lame excuse then goes back to reading his porn. Secondly Naruto was looking forward to some training with Kakashi even though D Naruto warned him not to expect much and he was right. The guy was lazy as a fat cat. They would spend the whole day doing team work exercises then do some spars in which Naruto was pitted against the Uchiha where he would lose badly (he is holding back to canon strength). Kakashi would then congratulate the Uchiha give him some pointers on how to correct his flaws then scold Naruto for his many and mean many mistakes before moving on to Sakura where he would help her as well. Not that Naruto needed training from Kakashi as his brother was doing an excellent job of that.

Thinking of his training he couldn't help but reminiscent on how he grew both mentally and physically. (please note that he is wearing a transformation to hide his growth. It would look suspicious if a scrawny kid comes back looking all healthy in one week well except for Captain America of course). Kaguya and Kurama did a very good job of giving him nutritious meals every day in the training room and outside. As D Naruto stated when they entered the sealed room to begin their training Naruto first needed to build up his body by doing light exercises for 2 months while the 9 tails and D Naruto used the nutrients provided in the food to fix his body. While doing this Naruto was introduced to the shinobi skills available which were taijustu, genjutsu, ninjustu, kenjustu, and sealing. D Naruto stated that in order to a badass shinobi he would need to be a jack of all trades meaning he would need to learn all these categories. It was impossible for a normal person but D Naruto introduced him to the secrets of the shadow clone justu and let's just say 100 clone per day (as was his limit at the time to avoid mental backlash of memories) it was a piece of cake.

So Naruto had to wear training seals (a mixture of gravity and resistance seals) starting from the lowest level going up to help his body adjust and not damage it. As his body adjusted to the physical workouts they did his clone would go to the library (yes there is a library in there) and read up on various assigned tasks. They worked on simple tasks like performing perfect replacement without hand signs before moving to the modified version of it where instead of using a log they would use chakra they filled in an area of a diameter of 50 meters since Naruto had plenty of chakra. For now they worked on mastering this before moving to replace with the air around them after learning wind manipulation.

For transformation they found out that his transformations were solid so they worked on having Naruto create clone which would transform into various weapons. If these weapons clash with other weapons depending on the class of the weapons or their enhancement the transformed clones wouldn't dispel easily. So he had a lot of weapons in stock. Another aspect of the transformation D Naruto found out was that to some extent Naruto could copy someone's chakra signature when he transformed only if he came in contact with that person and touch him then send a small chakra pulse into that person.

Sealing was an area that he liked so much. Due to him being an Uzumaki even if he was half and his prankster nature he could see plenty of applications to his pranks and for battle. So he aimed to reach the legendary seal master level 12 which was rumoured that only one Uzumaki reached it. D Naruto shot that down and told him to aim higher which confused Naruto. I mean level 12 was the highest known. D Naruto explained that yes level 12 was the highest known in this dimension. But there were what was known as the cross dimensional seal levels signified by colours. The highest seal in this dimension was black in colour which was the lowest level in the dimensional scale. So level 12 was the lowest which means Naruto would have to transcend from black to next level which was yellow. The scale had black as the lowest followed by yellow, then green then red, then blue then gold and the highest being white. So this gave Naruto a new ambition to reach level yellow or higher. He had asked what level white could do and what level D Naruto was at. The responses he got shocked him to the core. First D Naruto was a level white seal master and level white at least could seal up a couple of dimensions in one's pocket dimension. After that Naruto viewed his brother in a new light and knew that there was more he could do that he had not explained to him. He made a mental note to ask his brother about his abilities.

They also looked at the Uzumaki abilities he possessed. In this dimension the Uzumaki clan manifested different abilities whether they are doujutsu, body enhancement or chakra abilities. The massive amounts of chakra and the accelerated healing was just a bonus. It was discovered that Naruto was a sensor and a good one. His abilities allowed him to sense people from about a 5 km radius and could also sense emotions even of those that can repress them but for now he could only sense people not their emotions. This ability was called the Mind's eye and it had some more abilities not yet discovered. He also had another ability which he could not manifest as of yet but with enough training he could. His brother knew what it was and told Naruto it would be a surprise. So overly with his training in a full on fight he could take out a Chunin and if he employed his cunningness he could take out a low level jounin. The seal room limited a person's usage to once every two months so that the human body could adjust to the changes. So he would have to wait for another month and a few weeks before he could use it.

So overly progress was tremendous considering his hampered education and his poor health. For taijutsu D Naruto first had him practice how to observe an opponent and counter before he learned a proper fighting style. He learned how to observe an opponent's fighting style and look for weaknesses and if weaknesses are not easy to find he will just have to create them. After that he was taught the 18 dragon slaying palms fighting style (refer to Dragon Tiger Gate the fighting style Donnie Yen used) and Naruto liked this style as it complimented his first lesson in taijustu. For kenjustu Naruto learnt how to use a number of weapons ranging from twin katanas to nun chucks. He was also gifted with special weapons which he would only reveal on special occasions or in tough situation. So for a genin he had a lot in his arsenal which would soon increase as his training progresses. But for now it would seem as if he was not going to learn anything from Kakashi. Well he would just have to humiliate the man further to make his life miserable.

So here he was suffering wasted time doing nothing beneficial. Oh wait that wasn't him that was his clone the real Naruto was somewhere in the forest training. This was the routine that he followed. He would send a clone to attend the team meeting while he handled the real training. His clones were now more durable to the extent that they can take a beating from the Uchiha and not dispel so he wouldn't have to worry about the clone dispelling but just in case he would always leave two clones to cover up in case the one dispelled. Anyway in the forest he would handle physical exercises while his clone handled perfecting the techniques he learnt. After physical exercises he would the work on improving his chakra control by doing Uzumaki level chakra control exercises. These would guarantee that he had perfect control of his dense massive reserves that he could perform genjutsu of the highest level.

Well as he was training he was aware that someone was watching him from after. He wasn't worried as he knew this person was no threat from the calm nature of his or her chakra. Judging from the chakra levels it had to be a new genin from one of the clans. It wasn't the uchiha as he had memorised his signature so when the genin met he would have to memorise their signatures and find this person. For now he had training to do before he went to visit the Hokage. The meeting was going to be a pain he still had a soft spot for the old man but his love for him had greatly diminished. Also he knew that the elders would try something funny so D Naruto decided to watch from the shadows to make sure that he was okay. Honestly they guy was sometimes overprotective I mean the guy could browse the future (parts that he is allowed to see. D Naruto was to be honest overpowered. He could see both past and future and even go back in time but because this power had unlimited potential to change many things in the future there were restrictions placed on him like he could not alter certain events which must happen no matter what or some parts of the future are hidden from him if the event has to happen). The guy still shadows him on the off chance that he missed something. Anyway Naruto finished his training and made sure that his clone dispelled so as not to raise suspicion of there being two Narutos at the same time in different places. He started heading to the Kage tower for his meeting with the Hokage.

Hokage office

The walk to the office was a long one. The villagers still glared at him or secretly insulted him not knowing that he could hear them. Naruto didn't care for the insults and the glares anymore. His happy go lucky mask was to hide his concerns and insecurities but now he didn't care about what they think. They could insult him all they want glare at him until their eyes pop out and he wouldn't be bothered by them. He wondered what they would do if his heritage got out not that he cared much for his parents. He bet once his heritage got out they would try and suck up to him to get on his good side which wasn't available for them. Status didn't matter to him all that mattered was to make his own path and revive his clan in safe place.

Reaching the tower Naruto went to the receptionist who tried to bar him entry but he just ignored her and went straight to the office. The receptionist followed him calling on some shinobi available to stop him. Naruto just looked at them with a cold glare stopping them dead in their tracks before he said "You guys really are a pain in the neck I have an appointment with the old man and if you don't want to get on his bad side then let me be otherwise it's gonna get ugly for you". The shinobi hesitated and Naruto to this as his que to leave. He arrived at the office before knocking and getting a come in.

When he entered he saw the last people he wanted to see, the elders. He resisted the urge to face palm as he looked at the old crones. Said old crones I mean elders looked at the boy with expressionless faces. "So you have arrived Uzumaki you surely took your time. It's not proper for a shinobi to be late when he is called" stated Danzo. "Well considering that my sensei is always late what do you expect? Plus your people are idiotic if you ask me?" replied Naruto putting his hands into his pockets. Homura looked at the boy trying to find if there is any hidden mischief and found none. He decided to continue the meeting. "We are here to finish what you stated in our last meeting". Naruto looked at him "What is there to finish I told you I will come for the key to my father's house and that I will be staying at the Uzumaki temple." Koharu decided to join in the conversation having noticed something "Why have you not demanded your father's name or stay at his house. I would have thought that you would want to stay in your parent's home."

Naruto contemplated on the statement for a bit before he replied "I would like to keep the name Uzumaki since it was the name I was given at birth and I found out that I am one. As for the house I am not staying there it brings out a lot of bad memories. I mean they are my parents that much I cannot change that, they did give birth to me after all so whether I like it or not they are my parents. But that does not mean I can view them as one after what they did to me." Naruto replied with an almost emotionless face betraying the actual emotions he has locked up. "Plus you guys found it a good idea to hide that fact from me so why take up that name."

The 3rd looked at Naruto in surprise; the boy did not love his parents now that was not good. What lies did the stranger tell him to make him hate his heritage? "Naruto you have to understand we did this to protect you. If we had given you your father's name his enemies could have come after you to kill or kidnap you" the 3rd tried to reason with him. "Safe safe! What part of safe was my life to you? You think that some non existent enemies would come after me from outside. What about those from the inside? at least his name would have protected me from those. Many things have been done to me that no child should ever face and you say you did that to keep me safe you are going senile old man. And let me ask you something which name holds weight Namikaze the hero of the 3rd shinobi war or Uzumaki plus Jinchuuriki. You basically placed the biggest bull's eye on me. I have learnt a lot of secrets pertaining to being an Uzumaki. Well let's see here, the clan was destroyed by a combination of three villages which means three villages will be after my ass. To add the previous jinchuuriki was kidnapped by Kumo so that's another problem for me ('not to mention the Akatsuki' that one he said in his mind). And last but not least this village was attacked by the very beast sealed in me and you announce to the whole village that I have it what do you think was gonna happen?" After his rent the whole room remained silent. The Anbu hiding in the room had to agree with the boy, the move played by the Hokage placed the boy in more danger at least his father's name would have protected him from the village's wrath.

Danzo decided to interject seeing as his comrades were stunned "Naruto you have to understand that we had no choice but to announce you as the jinchuuriki. It would make the village look strong." He wanted to make the boy thing that his status as a jinchuuriki was a privilege and important. "Yes and let the other villages know that you haven't lost your weapon. I have learnt a lot of things from my brother and I know that all jinchuuriki are beings containing massive power and as such they are used for war I am not stupid old man." replied Naruto coldly staring into the eye of Danzo. The 3rd seeing how things are decide to intervene "You are not a weapon Naruto the 4th wanted you to be seen as a hero. You have to understand he had no choice." "So we go back to the no choice statement again. Let me ask you this, what is the job of a shinobi." This time Danzo answered "To protect the village at all cost. They live for the village and die for the village. So what are you getting at?" "Well as you said shinobi leave and die for the village. So why would he take a new born and seal the 9 tails instead of taking one for his shinobi and let's be honest there were plenty of shinobi to take." "The 9 tails needed to be sealed inside a new born and the 4th was an honourable man he could not ask any parent to sacrifice their child plus it has to be sealed in an Uzumaki" replied the 3rd trying to make the 4th look more heroic. "Oh how noble of him. But I am not stupid. The first two jinchuuriki were babies now were they? No both were grown individuals and they both made the choice for the 9 tails to be sealed in them and me I didn't have a choice I was the victim here. And also there are no records of the 1st ever experimenting on people to seal the 9 tails so the statement that only an Uzumaki can hold the 9 tails is false. So the first reason the 4th sealed the 9 tails in me is to pass on the family curse if you will. Secondly allow me to tell you a story. Once upon a time a young shinobi in the 3rd shinobi war met the soon to be Raikage and his brother. After fighting him and his brother he was impressed by the power of the perfect jinchuuriki that was the younger brother. So when he got back looking at his village's jinchuuriki which didn't use the power of its tailed beast but just contained them. He sort to develop a seal that would enable one to use the tailed beast's chakra and force the tailed beast to heal its jinchuuriki if the jinchuuriki is hurt. The seal would work by siphoning the chakra of the host thus developing the host's chakra coils do the seal needs a new born or someone less than a year old. The complexity of the seal was too much so he incorporated the summoning of the Shinigami to do the sealing thus here we are today with the new seal on me. So yes the 4th made me into a weapon for the village otherwise he would have used the older seals to just contain the 9 tails."

After Naruto's explanation everyone was stunned at how much he had uncovered, the detective work it took was astounding. So the boy knew about the purpose of the seal and apparently hated his father and mother for it since the female Uzumaki helped in developing the seal. "This kind of sealing isn't done on the fly by any seal master alive (except for D Naruto) so the 4th needed time to plan the seal and put safeguards on it and I am betting some of the safeguards will be a pain in the nuts ( Minato and Kushina's chakra imprints). I am also betting that he left the key to the seal somewhere since my access to the 9 tails' chakra seems restricted am I wrong so far?" The 3rd sighed he wondered what would have happened if the 4th was alive and Naruto developed this line of thinking. So the only question he had to ask was "Do you hate your parents for what they did to you?" Naruto closed his eyes for a moment before answering "Do I hate the people that loved the village more than their flesh and blood to the extent that they were willing to get impelled protecting the village weapon to be honest with you at first I hated them but after my brother talked to me I found that bottling up hatred is very bad for your health so I am indifferent about them." Danzo decided to ask the most critical question "Are you loyal to the village." "You mean the village that treated me like dirt? No. this is the place where I live and work that's all I will do what is required of me but I will not sacrifice my life for this place. I will only give my life for the people that matter to me my precious people."

The 3rd looked downtrodden the boy was not loyal as they expected when he shouted that he wanted to be Hokage. Speaking of "Don't you want to be Hokage like your father?" "Nope that dream died after I found out how stupid the title was. I mean you put your strongest in a chair were his skills rot away and then require him to sacrifice everything including his family nope I don't think so." Know the elders and the Hokage were now suspicious. This boy needs to be treated as a flight risk. He must be carefully monitored while they try to change the people's opinion of him to make him like the village. "So this brother of yours is he the sttanger?" Danzo asked with narrowed eyes. Naruto just nodded. "Naruto what are you doing associating with such a dangerous individual you are to stop associating with him now" shouted the 3rd. "No can do old man he is the only one and his family that properly cares about me and I am not about to leave the only family I got. We are Uzumaki and Uzumaki stick together. We are family you cannot take me away or the 9 tails incident will look like child's play" replied Naruto in a threatening tone. Now he was not brave to say this because he could fight his way out of the village but because he knew his brother was watching. After this the 3rd decided to hold leverage on him "I cannot give you the key as long as you are still a genin and associating with him." "Fine by me old man I will see you later then." With that Naruto left the office he wasn't affected by the leverage the old man had on him. The people left in the office decided to plan 1) how to get of Naruto's good side and 2) find this brother of his and eliminate him. So it's safe to say from then on Naruto was being watched like a hawk.

And done.

Man that was a long chapter. Next chapter a clash with the ROOT and meeting our favourite drunk. See you guys later. Also expect a few rents in the coming chapters about the Naruto series.