Hi guys. It's me again with another chapter. I would like to thank all of you for joining this story and for your reviews. Thanks again to all you who have given some constructive reviews. Some liked the Haku situation and to those who have guessed yes Haku is the second girl. I gave this story a limit of two girls because anymore and I would end up confusing myself and for the life of me I can't write those romantic moments but I will do my best.

To some who are confused this fic has elements of comedy it. Someone mentioned in chapter two Naruto being hit by a war hammer and not get hurt. Its one of those comedy moments like you know when Jiraiya gets the snort beat out of him by women and the next moment he is fine. Also for my writing I mentioned that I am new to this. Someone commented that my writing is terrible and yes it is because I am new to this and not that great at story writing. I like fanfics a lot better than anime so I decided to write my idea sorry if it isn't 5 star writing.

For those who are braving through my terrible writing and getting the idea of what I am trying to bring out, I truly appreciate that. For those who don't like Hinata because of her character well it happens. We cannot all like the same person right. I know she is shy and most of the time she is like a wall flower but you have to think about her upbringing. She used to occupy my number spot for one of the shyest anime girls in front of her crush until Charlotte (if I am not mistaken) Captain of the Blue Rose from Black Clover came into the picture. If you think that she is weak well compare her to some of the performances of the other Konoha rookie girls in the chuunin exams. Plus you look at it most of the Konoha girls have major character flaws but I am not gonna get into that. And another thing this is fanfiction we can change people's characters and correct what the original writers messed up.

Rant section

While Naruto is a good story to follow for me a number of things just piss me off. We all know that Naruto is an idiot well a lovable idiot right. We all know that he spend most of his life pinning on a certain someone to return his affections right. Just imaging a girl finally confesses to him and defends him to the point of death and what happens next he goes back to chasing after a girl who has a crush on someone else. If that is not foolish I don't know what is. In fact there are plenty of girls that showed interest in Naruto but come on the guy is just ridiculous. He could have started a relationship earlier but he continues to chase someone who is far beyond his reach which pisses me off. Anyway these are my thoughts and there are plenty more things that I want to rant about but don't let this change your opinions of the Anime series.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other anime or movie referenced here.

Chapter 11

Previously

"Zabuza-sama what are the feelings you get when someone touched your breasts" Haku asked timidly. Well shit. That was one subject Zabuza wanted to avoid until he found a kunoichi willing to help him out. Teaching about how to kill a person, he was up for it. Teaching about how to chop people with a sword, he is your guy. But giving the birds and the bees to a hormonal teenage girl no way. He was the Demon of the Mist not a guidance counsellor for kids that's way above his capabilities. He kills people not talk about sex to children. To make it worse women in the Yuki clan were complicated when it comes to choosing males. If they react sexually to any male whether by a simple touch on the hand or private areas then that would indicate the guy was an ideal candidate to marry. Anyone else they would not react even if you grope there boobs. Wait a minute. Wait a damn minute.

"Haku who touched your breasts" Haku just looked down and blushed.

"Whoever you are. I AM GONNA FREAKING KILL YOU FOR CORRUPTING MY DAUGHTER"

Now

In Konoha a day after Team 7 left

After Naruto left things haven't been great for Hinata. Yes Naruto trained with her for a little while trying to break her out of her shell but with little luck. She severely lacked in confidence in herself because she was always degraded by her clan. She was shy and meek and kind hearted so what of it that's who she was. She did not want to become some elitist with a huge stick stuck up their ass like most Hyuuga people do because they have a doujutsu. No that's wasn't what she wanted to be. The clan wanted her to become a strict leader who saw others as beneath her, grade others especially the branch side because she belonged to the main house and carry herself with pride. They expected her to treat the branch family like they were servants and use the Bird Cage to punish them. All she wanted was to unite the two side, abolish the Bird Cage and treat the branch family as family. She wanted to be a leader loved by all and show the world that the Hyuuga clan was not a bunch of egotistic jackasses.

This morning she was called to have a spar with one of the branch young boys who was about 14. The spar went well until the elders decided to throw in two more boys who took out their hatred on her. She could have used the Bird Cage to stop them but she didn't want to hurt them. She decided to fight with her own strength to prove to them that she did not need to use the Bird Cage. She won but she was hurt pretty badly. In her weakened state the one of the elders forced her to spar with him where he proceeded to beat her up and all she could do was hope this ends soon. After the beat down she was told to go and clean herself up leave the compound for a while.

When she came back in the afternoon she was summoned to a council were they proceeded to stripe her of her title as heiress of the Hyuuga clan. The poor girl was devastated and to make matters worse her father, the one that was supposed to protect her, supported the decision and named her younger sister as the new heiress. This completely destroyed her and she didn't even put up a fight or feel them branding her with the Bird Cage. All she could think of was why her father would do this to her. He was supposed to protect her like every father should. Hiashi for his part did it all for the benefit of the clan as clan head. The clan needed a firm leader and she didn't have that in her so he made the decision without hesitation. Hanabi, Hinata's sister, looked at the proceedings with a horrified expression. She did not want her sister to suffer like this and she was pissed off at her father. Well when she becomes leader things will change. She will play their game while she waits for her chance to strike.

With the proceedings done, the real reason for branding her was revealed which further horrified Hanabi. It seems someone had paid a lot of money to buy her and branding her would ensure that the buyer wouldn't take her eyes and that they would kill her after she leaves with the buyer so that she would not bear Byakugan users outside the clan. So they took her outside the clan were a beautiful woman with a regal posture was waiting for them. She looked at Hinata and for a moment a brief flash of anger crossed her eyes before she squashed it.

"I believe this conclude our business" she said as she tried to hide her disdain for these pathetic humans. She then took the contract that they all signed as proof of their transaction and placed it in an envelope.

"Yes and we thank you for doing business with us" said one of the elders as he laughed evilly on the inside of course. This woman had just given them about 50 kgs of gold for this worthless girl. They couldn't pass this opportunity. They gain riches while getting rid of the weakling. When the woman was out of the village they would sent one of the main house members after them and when they are in range he would then activate the Bird Cage and kill Hinata. The buyer wouldn't complain as they would just deny having a hand in killing the girl.

Hanabi watched helplessly as the buyer took her sister away. This increased her hatred for the clan especially her father. When she becomes strong enough she will kill off all the elders in the most painful ways possible. She was about to turn and leave when she felt a breeze brushing past her and in a hand was a small note with the words " Don't worry I will keep her safe". She was surprised and looked around to find no one. She wanted to warn them about the plot the clan was about to enact but couldn't find anyone. And what's worse she couldn't sneak out as it seems she will be given extra retainers. She could only hope that the buyer would foil their plot.

As they entered the compound they were interrupted by a clan member running towards them looking panicked. "My Lords stop the buyer it's a trick!" he shouted.

"What's the meaning of this? Explain yourself?" Hiashi demanded. The member squirmed a bit under the intense gaze of their leader. "Well Hiashi-sama we took the got to the vault as you ordered. As we were packing it turned into stones" the member stuttered before continuing "it seems there was a very powerful genjutsu covering the stones making them look like gold sir"

Now this astonished the others. They thought they were the ones tricking the buyer but it seems they were the ones being played. They turned to go after the buyer only to find her and Hinata entering a portal which closed afterwards. They tried using their doujutsu to track them but no luck. They sent out many members to find the buyer before they got too far. The elders also tried to activate the Bird Cage but it seemed that the buyer was already out of range. So they decided to report Hinata being kidnapped to the Hokage so they could get more manpower to find and kill both the buyer and Hinata.

Meanwhile a portal opened up in the residence of one D Naruto and out of it stepped Hinata and who is now revealed to be Kaguya after she took off the genjutsu that she wore. Hinata regarded her noting that this woman very beautiful but what struck her the most were the eyes and the small horn like protrusions on her head. Was this woman a Hyuuga because of her eyes or was she something else? Well she was her new master now since she bought her. All she wanted to know was how much she was worth.

"Excuse me master how much was I worth" she asked meekly. Kaguya looked at the girl with something akin to pity. This girl has been through so much she looked so destroyed and she has lost all hope.

"You were worth about 50 kgs of rocks" she replied. "Gold or rubies?" Hinata asked seeking clarification. What kind of person would purchase her with 50kgs of precious stones? She was worthless as the elders always told her.

"No just rocks. Well rocks made to look like gold anyway. Those fools fell for the trick. I see why my husband was excited about this pranking stuff. Anyway let's get you all cleaned up and heal you. That was quite the ordeal you faced and I know that you are tired" Kaguya began to go further into the house while Hinata followed thinking about what the woman said. She tricked the clan into thinking that they got gold while they got a bunch of rocks. She wanted to laugh at that. Well serves them right. Know the question is why her?

As they entered the living room she decided to ask "Why go through the trouble for me?" before she was replied she saw a familiar face and another one that looked strangely like an older version of Naruto except for the eyes and hair color. Seating in the living room were D Naruto and Shiro who looked at Hinata in surprise and curiosity.

"There are a number of reasons why I picked you. Firstly you are the closest thing that you humans can get to my second son. You have great potential in you and I want to help you unlock it. Secondly I am Naruto's adoptive sister so I wouldn't have left someone he cares about to suffer like that. And lastly you have a crush on my little brother so I am gonna mould you to the perfect wife for him."

After hearing the reasons a number of reactions passed through Hinata. First was surprise. She didn't know Naruto had a family and now she was with them which leads us to the second reaction. She turned red. I mean her entire body was one huge blush as she thought about Kaguya knowing about her crush on Naruto and the moulding to be perfect wife comment.

Kaguya just turned to D Naruto and said in the most terrifying voice with a dark aura developing behind her and a dark visage of the Rabbit God appeared leaking blood and other stuff which will not be mentioned (think of Miya's hunya masks from Sekirei) and said "Honey there is a clan that needs to suffer. Would you please go see to it that they suffer?" Hinata was staring at the woman in awe while Shiro and D Naruto hugged each other for dear life while furiously nodding their heads. She should be scared but what this woman did made her want to learn from her. Maybe she could use that on Naruto when he did something stupid.

With that Kaguya took Hinata with her leaving two terrified males. Shiro looked at D Naruto and spoke "Dude she is pissed off and she took the girl to train her."

"Yes she is pissed. I am too. Let's go and pay the Hyuuga clan a visit."

"You do realise that she is gonna create a mini me out of the girl right" at this statement D Naruto froze before trying to deny it but was interrupted by Kurama shouting from upstairs.

"Oh come on how come you get to make a mini me and I didn't get one"

"Well shit" were the only words that came out of the D Naruto.

Land of Waves

Team 7 were alternating from training, protecting Tazuna's family and protecting Tazuna while he worked on the bridge. Naruto helped Tazuna the most and left clones to protect the family. After the Haku incident Naruto couldn't help but think of how soft those mounds were. This was the first time he touched a girl and he was wondering if Hinata's felt like that. Okay what the hell. Where did that come from? Was he becoming a pervert? No it was all that man's night out thing's fault were he got the worse ever talk.

Flashback

D Naruto, Shiro and Naruto arrived at the men cave which was literally a cave with a huge flashy sign written The Men Cave No Women Allowed. They went into the cave and found several summons already waiting for them. There were bunch of phoenix, dragons; rabbits and other summons which seem to have been invited.

"Hey guys we got an emergency here" D Naruto announced.

"What is it? Did the females finally discover our fortress of solitude?" asked a phoenix.

"No man this kid needs the talk on how to be a man" Shiro replied and all eyes turned to Naruto who was now squirming under their gaze.

"So the little runt has reached puberty did he? Well this is gonna be fun. With all these guys here we will teach you the art of how to be a man" exclaimed a reddish dragon. And then the confusion started as the summons gave their opinions. If there is anything more confusing is seeking advice from different races at the same time.

"Kid what you need to do is assert yourself as the dominant male and take the females and mate with them in front of the other males" said a lion.

"You know kid you should beat the crap out of every male that comes near your females than spread your seed to all the females. It shouldn't take more than 5 seconds per session" suggested a rooster before all the others looked at him.

"5 seconds really that's just sad man" said Shiro. The conversation then degraded to various mating rituals and honestly Naruto wished he hadn't come. I mean he didn't want to hear how rough some of these rituals went or how the male ends up getting his head chewed up during the deed. Or who lasts the longest and who has the biggest tool followed by the comparing of said tools.

Off to the side D Naruto and Shiro just looked on with sweet drops on their foreheads. "This was a bad idea wasn't it" Shiro said.

"Yap, a very bad idea. The kid is gonna be scarred for life" D Naruto said as he ate his ramen. Naruto just looked on at the proceedings with a stupid face. Honestly these call themselves men. They should be children. And how was this conversation going to help him understand girls.

Suddenly a number of summons plus Kaguya and Kurama entered the cave followed by an oppressive aura of female fury. The guys froze at this. Only a certain species can bring out such an aura, females.

"Guys we have been compromised deploy escape plan Delta 2 D" D Naruto was the first to react. All the guys started scampering to some secret emergency exits before a voice boomed in the cave.

"Seat down you fools or you won't get any for two months." This was Kurama who had a satisfied grin on her face as she saw the males hesitate before coming to seat in front of the females. What followed was a tongue lashing that made Naruto almost reconsider getting a girl for himself. The guys tried to defend by saying they were helping Naruto understand girls to which the females were sceptical. They asked Naruto what he learnt and when he recounted what he learnt the aura of doom increased and what followed was a beat down. Naruto could only watch and wince as they guys got destroyed and at times held his balls when some guys had theirs crushed.

After that Kaguya and Kurama took Naruto to the side and proceeded to give him the talk. After that a grinning Kurama, a stoic Kaguya and a tomatofied Naruto returned. He knew Kurama was a pervert but who knew Kaguya was worse than her. From that day Naruto got the knowledge he needed about girls along with the development of raging hormones.

End of Flashback

It was now the end of two weeks the in which they expected Zabuza to recover. Right now Naruto was still resting after another one of his late night training sessions. The others had already escorted Tazuna to the bridge leaving Naruto resting. Honestly Naruto thought it was stupid leaving the house unprotected and going to face Zabuza with an ill prepared team. Naruto began to check what the family was doing. Inari was in his room and Tsunami was in the kitchen. There were also hostile chakra signatures heading towards the house wait what.

Naruto quickly grabbed his gear and left two clones to protect the family while he takes care of the enemies before heading to help the others. He gave a quick goodbye to Tsunami telling her he left two clone to protect them. He ran into the forest until he met the hostiles, two samurai wannabies. Not having time to entertain them he just ran past them dropping a kunai between them. The samurai blinked as they turned toward the running boy. They expected the boy to fight not run. Well they will just have their fun with the family then. They were about leave for their destination when BOOM. Gotta love those exploding clones transformed into kunai. They have a bigger boom than those explosive tags well until he makes his own special tags which were like Uzumaki explosive tags on steroids.

At the Bridge

Thinks weren't going as the other members of team 7 had hoped. They arrived at the bridge to find the bridge workers knocked out and with that blasted mist jutsu in play. Zabuza and his accomplice arrived and exchanged words with the team. Zabuza then proceeded to make three water clones which were quickly dispatched by Sasuke impressing Zabuza at the boy's growth in skill. Kakashi then went on to gloat about how Sasuke was a member of the Uchiha clan which shocked Zabuza. From there Sasuke and Haku fought. The fight was very close, both combatants were about even in speed and strength countering each other's attacked until Sasuke proved to be faster. Haku then did a justu using one handed hand sights shocking both Kakashi and Sasuke. He escaped the jutsu using his knowledge of chakra control. Zabuza then told Kakashi that Sasuke isn't the only one from a clan and the Haku revealed her ice jutsu trapping Sasuke in it. From there it was downhill for team 7 as Sakura was stuck protecting the client while Kakashi battled Zabuza and Sasuke was busy trying stay alive.

This is the situation Naruto arrived to. Kakashi was doing well it seems and Sakura was guarding the client. Sasuke seemed to be in trouble trapped in that ice jutsu which really was impressive. So how to help him. He still need to talk to Haku and save her and Zabuza which is why he created a clone to monitor Zabuza's situation and update him. So destroying all her mirrors could work if he used exploding transformations but that would hurt her and Sasuke. The jutsu she was using seems to be chakra intensive so all he had to do was go on the defensive and wait for her to run out of chakra. So he did the most stupid thing he could think of, he went into her kill box.

Sasuke wasn't doing well. He was littered with senbon needles he looked like life-sized walking pin cushion. How could this happen he was an Uchiha for goodness sake and this person from a lesser clan is manhandling him. If only he had the sharingan this would be easy for him. Haku for her part didn't want to kill the boy all she was doing was delay him so her master would take care of business. She was a pacifist she didn't like killing but this was the world she was brought in.

The fight was interrupted when someone budged in deflecting the senbon thrown at Sasuke. The person was revealed to be non-other than Naruto holding a pair of golden nunchucks. Sasuke was surprised as well as pissed. Surprised that Naruto deflected an attack meant for him and pissed that Naruto was in the jutsu instead of taking out the hunter nin from the outside.

"Hey Haku-chan how are you doing? Looks like you were taking real good care of my teammate. Would you please let him out so he could rest? He won't be a bother to our battle" Naruto asked as if he was discussing the weather. Haku just paused as if she was thinking about it but on the inside she was in turmoil. This was the guy she would likely marry according to what Zabuza said about the females of her clan, and she was supposed to kill him too. This was bad she couldn't decide on what to do. In the end she opted to knock him out until their mission was complete. Hopefully he wouldn't hate her for it.

As she was contemplating on this Naruto was also having a very fruitful conversation with his teammate (Yah right).

"What are you doing dope the opponent is too strong. He will kill you before you even blink maybe together we can take him out." Sasuke tried to reason with him. Naruto just sighed, this was gonna be a pain in the neck.

"Look Sasuke firstly its she not he and secondly you will only be dead weight. With your condition you won't be able to do much. Thirdly I am going to fight a defensive battle to make her exert herself until she runs out of chakra and the only technique I know fit enough for the job can only accommodate me alone. You get were this is going right?"

"How do you know that it's a she and how do you know her name. Also you can use those exploding weapons of yours they might be enough to shatter the mirrors." Sasuke looked at Naruto suspiciously. Naruto sighed again, yap this was a pain in the neck so what was he going to do.

"Hey Sasuke behind you" Naruto looked panicked. Poor Sasuke turned around only to receive a blow to the back of the head knocking him out. Naruto used this opportunity to kick Sasuke out of the ice prison towards were Sakura was who started farcing over her crush.

"Now it's just you and me" Naruto said as he readied himself. Haku composed herself and threw a few senbon at Naruto at decent speed. Naruto seeing the incoming hail got into his stance then twilled his nunchucks deflecting them all. She threw them even faster but Naruto deflected them. She thought that with choice of weapons he was using and hers she had the advantage but she was dead wrong it was the exact opposite in fact. Every senbon she threw was blocked with deadly efficiency with those freaking nunchucks. She decided to move faster and threw more senbon from all directions thinking that there was some blind spot to exploit. Naruto twilled the weapons around blocking every senbon that came his way shocking and frustrating Haku. This was a defensive technique he was taught in case he wanted to defend against wide range weapons without wasting chakra. It's called the Golden Mask (from Dragon Tiger gate). The nunchucks are spun around at a fast rate creating a golden bell like shield around the user. He hadn't strengthened the technique yet because if she was throwing huge chunks of ice the it was going to be a problem.

Haku tried and tried again to breach his defences but with no luck. It seemed that the technique he was using was formidable indeed that's why he was confident in himself. She tried all she could. Firing senbon at him from all angles and at top speed but his defence held. Before she realised it she was now running low on chakra so she dropped her jutsu and as soon as she did that Naruto was upon her a sword pointing at her throat. He had switched weapons as soon as she deactivated her jutsu. She closed her eyes as she accepted her defeat and waited for the killing blow. It never came instead she felt her mask being taken off. She opened her eyes to see the young genin just looking at her and sword already withdrawn from her throat.

"Why" she asked. She was the enemy, she lost so she was supposed to die by why did he spare her.

"Simple for your precious person. I can tell you two are close and as such I have no right to take that away from him. Also you had given up and judging from the way you attacked my teammate you weren't aiming to kill but to incapacitate otherwise he would have been dead" Naruto explained. He couldn't simply tell her that his dimensional self told him to keep them alive. And beside he would have killed her no that wasn't him. The mist cleared a bit before they heard sounds of chipping like a thousand birds chipping at the same time. They looked at the direction the sound was coming from only to find Zabuza being held by a bunch of dogs and Kakashi holding what looked like lightning chakra in his hand as he prepared to kill Zabuza. Naruto's clone was ready to intercept but something unexpected happened. Haku used the bits of chakra she had to shin in Kakashi's path. All Naruto heard was "I am sorry." Kakashi had no way of stopping his hand was a few inches from her heart as Haku used herself as a shield for Zabuza.

Naruto was in a state of panic. Even if he used his full speed he wouldn't make it in time. Even if he did, then what? Either Haku or Zabuza or himself would die. To make it worse he hadn't deployed his Replacement zone so he couldn't get there in time. 9 tails seeing his vessel in distress gave him a suggestion. Of course that technique. How could he forget another ability he had. So he quickly unsealed a metal cube the size of a ramen bow and shouted

"Aport!"

And that's a rap for this chapter. So Naruto revealed another one of his abilities which I will list in the next chapter with some details on them. And sorry I suck at writing fight scenes. Next chapter Shiro and D Naruto rick havoc to the Hyuuga clan and the ROOT.

See you guys later. Peace.