Hi guys. It's me again with another chapter.

As promised here is a list of Naruto's Uzumaki bloodlines. Naruto is a bit unique in that he has three bloodlines instead of one like the other Uzumaki.

The Mind's Eye

It is a sensory ability that allows him to sense people by sensing their chakra signatures. It is capable of sensing a person's location even if the person uses a chakra hiding technique, sense properties of the chakra signature like amount, affinities and also nature of the chakra. When fully mastered one is able to read a person's intent, whether they are lying or not and to a smaller degree can allow user read minds.

So far Naruto is able to locate chakra signatures and read their intent to a smaller degree.

Aport (adopted from The Disastrous life of Saiki K)

This ability lets Naruto instantly exchange objects of equal weight (changed it to weight not value) by instantly switching the objects' places. Think of it like the replacement but instead of the user replacing himself with a log, the user replaces a target object with another object of equal weight. Using this ability Naruto can see the target object's weight to determine what to replace it with. Fully mastered this ability can bypass the weight requirement allowing the user to just target any object he wants as long as he knows its weight.

So far Naruto developed cubes with seals on them. These seals change the weight of the cubes depending on the instruction given the user when he channels chakra in them.

Transformation

This ability allows the user to make solid transformations meaning the will not dispel when the user takes a hit. Moreover it allows the user to transform into weapons which vary in durability depending on the amount of chakra used. This ability also allows the user to transform into an exact copy of a person whom the user has channels chakra into upon contact. This means that if the user transforms into a Hyuuga he can use the techniques of that said Hyuuga knows along with using the Byakuugan. To transform into people with large chkara capacities one need to have chakra equal to or twice as much.

Fully mastered one can use up to three transformations at once meaning the user can transform in to three different people at once by taking different aspects of said people and mixing them in one transformation. This allows that user to have abilities of three different people.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other anime or movie referenced here.

Chapter 12

Previously

Naruto was in a state of panic. Even if he used his full speed he wouldn't make it in time. Even if he did, then what? Either Haku or Zabuza or himself would die. To make it worse he hadn't deployed his Replacement zone so he couldn't get there in time. 9 tails seeing his vessel in distress gave him a suggestion. Of course that technique. How could he forget another ability he had. So he quickly unsealed a metal cube the size of a ramen bow and shouted

"Aport!"

Now

Kakashi was confused. One moment he was about to stab Zabuza with his Lightning Blade and the next thing the hunter nin is in his way about to take the hit only for the nin to disappear and in his place a metal cube that somehow protected Zabuza from the full brand of the attack. Zabuza managed to survive with minimum injuries to his chest. He looked equally surprised at what happened. So what the hell happened? Where did Haku go and where did the cube come from?

The men looked around to find Haku safe in Naruto's arms. Because of the mask she was still wearing the men didn't see the look of surprise that adorned her face which gave the impression that the technique was hers. What the heck kind of jutsu did the blond use? It must be some modified replacement technique he used but why save her. This kid is a real mystery and is full of surprises. She just hoped that with this close call she and her master would be safe and that they would just escape and take other jobs.

Naruto on the other hand was started to wipe the sweat that had accumulated on his forehead. That was really too close for comfort. He was glad that he had gotten the basics of the technique down otherwise this would have been a disaster. When his brother told him about this ability he was a bit miffed, he wanted to shoot lasers out of his eyes not this I mean come on shooting lasers out of your eyes is really cool. Well the laser thing wouldn't have worked in this situation and he had to thank the 9 tails for the save. In the back of his mind he heard a smug 'you are welcome'. He was about to check on Haku when he froze. It seems shit just hit the fan and the situation had escalated to the point of pissing him off. So he picked up Haku and headed towards Zabuza and Kakashi with urgency in his step.

So what happened for him to act this way? Well it's simple, Gato happened. You see Tsunami and Inari weren't the only targets that Gato had in mind. In case Zabuza and his accomplice failed he needed hostages to bargain with the ninja but Tazuna's family were not enough so he sent his thugs to the village to capture more bargaining chips. When Naruto's clone arrived after sensing the disturbance they were a little late. They managed to rescue some of the villagers who were trying to put up a fight but about 10 women and children were already taken. So the one clone decided to sacrifice some of its chakra by creating and clone and popping it sending the message to the original. Right now the 2 clone were busy securing the village and rallying the villagers who wanted to fight after a heart-warming speech from Inari after he saw the heroics of Naruto's clones.

As things were getting troublesome in the Land of Waves in Konoha trouble was also brewing.

Konoha (Please note that the Hinata event and the following events in Konoha happened two days onwards after Naruto left for his mission)

After D Naruto and Shiro left the house to do Kaguya's bidding they were thinking of ways to make the Hyuuga clan pay for what they had done. But not all the Hyuuga just a select few that were in need of some humbling experience. So what to do ah decisions decisions. Shiro was the one to make a suggestion.

"So how about we put itching powder in the elders' underwear that would teach those old crones."

"No that's has already been done"

"And how do you know that?" asked a sceptical Shiro who turned only to sweat drop as he saw D Naruto reading a book called Naruto's Book of Pranks. "Dude where did you get that? I am sure the kid went to great lengths to hide that damn thing I mean I couldn't find it."

D Naruto just grinned. Ever since he was introduced to the world of pranking he made sure to be acquainted with all of his counterpart's pranks and find ways to top them. The kid had hidden his book well but he forgot one crucial element.

"The kid is my counterpart after all. There are bound to be a few similarities between me and him like how I like to hide things in plain sight" D Naruto replied as he turned the page only for a proverbial light bulb to light above his head.

"Aha I got it. What's the one thing that male Hyuugas are proud of?" asked D Naruto with an excited look on his face.

Shiro looked thoughtful for a moment before answering "Ah the huge sticks up their asses!"

"Mmmh close but not it"

"Ah their stupid stoic looks"

"Nope"

"Then what?"

"Their hair" there was a pregnant silence as Shiro looked at D Naruto like he was crazy. D Naruto seeing his friend lost decided to elaborate.

"Hair means everything to the Hyuuga dudes. They spend thousands of bucks buying hair products then spend more time caring for their hair that it makes women jealous (no offense to ladies out there) and then grow it long and pristine that they look like women. So what if we take that away and give them something exotic?" D Naruto finished grinning like a maniac which was mimicked by Shiro although a grinning rabbit's face would just look plain weird. So they were paying a visit to the Hyuuga compound tonight then the ROOT.

ROOT HQ

After visiting the Hyuuga in which they had a field day with them and the results would be seen in the morning they decided to prank Danzo some more. Right now they were just viewing what was happening from an ice mirror.

"So what are we doing here? Shouldn't we be in there terrorising the hell out of them?" Shiro asked confused.

"Yes we should but I thought it was a good idea to let these two guys annoy and terrorize them."

"And who pray tell did you invite to this festivity?" Shiro asked only to receive a 'You will see'

In the base, the occupants of said base were running around like headless chicken. Why you ask. Well its simple, someone just infiltrated them. And to make matters worse some of the ROOT agents who had an encounter with intruder ended up going nuts. ROOT agents were trained to resist all forms of torture and not to show emotion but these guys were broken. They were shouting about the ugliest sight ever seen and something about ruining Easter forever and poop eggs. Worse still most were covered in vomit meaning what they saw would make anyone puck their guts. This was the situation Danzo arrived to.

"Give me a report!" Danzo commanded a nearby agent.

"Sir it seems we have been infiltrated and the assailant did this to our men" replied the agent pointing to the men who by now the others were contemplating on sending them to a mental institution. "We don't know what the assailant did but for him to do that to our men. He must be very skilled and terrifying sir"

Danzo looked at his men. This wasn't good. His men were emotionless and to break them like this in a short amount of time would take considerable skill. Whoever did this would need to be silenced before he rats them out to his rival. His train of thought was interrupted by loud chewing and a tap on the shoulder. Danzo turned angrily to see who dare not address him properly only to come face to face with a humanoid bunny eating a carrot.

"Eeeer whashup Doc" said the bunny (yes this is Bugs Bunny fellows he is here to wreak havoc). Danzo just looked at the bunny with a blank stare. On the outside he was his usual stoic self, no need to loss control of his emotions in front of his subordinates. But on the inside was another story. What the hell. He didn't even sense the damn thing and what the hell is it anyway? Was it the one terrorising his base? So many questions that need answering.

The ROOT agents took up positions defending their leader. BB (short for Bugs Bunny) looked at them with a cool attitude he was not afraid of these clowns. He ate his carrot at a slow pace while lazily eying his soon to be victims. After finishing his carrot he struck fast.

He whipped out some sticks of dynamite and threw them at the agents who shunshinned away from danger. Some agents ran at BB with kunai and swords only for BB to bring out an oversized hummer named PAIN and started efficiently destroying the agents. The agents weren't dead but they were left in rather interesting positions that you find in cartoons. After finishing the first batch of opponents BB took out another carrot from who knows where and jammed it right up the ass of an agent who tried a stealth attack. The agent who happened to be female had her eyes pop up before shooting into the air with a blissful look on her face.

"Yap carrots are good for you" BB advised the audience which confused everyone present. Danzo had had enough of this. This thing was making a fool out of his elite units. He removed the bandage on his eye aiming to put it into a genjutsu, with its strength it would be useful under his command and he would find out who send it. So he revealed his sharingan and stared at BB.

BB on the other hand just looked at Danzo like he was stupid. "Eeeeh dude why are you look giving me that creepy look. I don't swing that way dude and I got a girl at home" BB said before dodging a volley of jutsu and weapons thrown all the while laughing while Danzo was shocked that the ultimate genjutsu failed to work on that creature. It was the most powerful genjutsu in existence and that creature just shrugged it. Too bad BB can defy laws of reality.

Everybody stopped what they were doing when they heard singing coming from down the corridor.

Hop hop hop I lay my Easter eggs

Hop hop hop and then I hide my eggs

Hop hop hop oh won't you find my eggs

BB's whole body paled. Shit this guy was here why did D Naruto have to invite that guy. If there was thing everyone back home couldn't stand it was this guy. What the hell was he thinking inviting HIM! "Well I am outa here. Good luck staying sane after meeting this guy. Bye bye!" BB said before he ran away with a dust cloud following him.

Danzo and his followers looked to were the singing was coming from. The singing had a happy beat to it which didn't sound ominous at all so why did the bunny run away. The answer came from the ROOT agents who were having a mental breakdown.

"No no no its here! It's here please no more please!"

"I want my mommy!"

BUUUURF

Were there responses that came from those that met this assailant. From down the corridor came a small pink furball hopping showing it was another bunny. Suddenly it stopped so they couldn't see its face. It then disappeared and showed up in the face of one of the ROOT agents.

"HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!" it said. Said ROOT agent did what was natural after seeing that face. He burfed big time. Oh that face that horrible face. It was the stuff of nightmares that would make even Madara run for the hills.

Outside the base. "BUURF What the BUURF hell were BUURF you thinking BUURF inviting that BUURF abomination here BUURF" that was a horror stricken Shiro who couldn't hold his dinner after seeing HIM. The one that ruined one of the best holidays on this planet. The Easter bunny. (Look up the Easter Bunny episodes from Teen Titans Go. That thing is hideous and disgusting I tell yah!).

"Dude when it comes to terrorising people he is a natural at that" replied D Naruto with a straight face.

"Why are you not loosing your dinner?"

"I didn't eat any so no need to hurl an empty stomach" replied D Naruto. That thing was really hideous. Kaguya loved her bunnies but that thing she failed to love and kill. Even Kurama almost went ballistic trying to kill that thing claiming it was an abomination to all things cute.

Back to Danzo. After that thing showed up all his private army went into a fit of hurling. Everyone! They were the best of the best but that thing is pure evil. Its face alone was enough to put them down but then it started pooping eggs. Easter eggs. Now you can imagine everyone loves those multi-coloured eggs and everyone had eaten them. Then you find out their origins BUUUURF. Shit they ate poop eggs. Okay its official Easter has been ruined for the ROOT and so was their sanity. That night the ROOT base was filled with screams of terror and sounds of hurling. Not even the famous and fearless Danzo was spared. Poor guys. Not sorry for them not one bit. Maybe a little. Alright a lot.

Next Morning

Everything was normal at the Hyuuga compound. Everyone was doing their duties as assigned. The elders were getting ready to meet Hiashi so they could go and talk with the Hokage about Hinata. They had reported it yesterday so they wanted to have a follow up on what the village was doing to get her back. Hanabi was invited to the council meeting to gain experience as the future leader of the clan. They were just about finished eating their breakfast before Hanabi looked at her father and then blinked. She rubbed her eyes to make sure she was seeing correctly and yes she was. Hiashi looked at the stupefied face of his daughter and the servants who just noticed what happened. Hiashi just ignored this and took his daughter and the elders to the council room. As they left Hiashi looked normal again to which Hanabi came to the conclusion it was a genjutsu and a powerful one at that. She contemplated on telling her father but decided against it. Whoever did this wanted to humiliate the clan leader so she wanted to see how far this would go.

They arrived at the council room to find everyone there except for Danzo. I wonder why. The Hokage played it as Danzo deeming the matter not important to his so he decided start the meeting. Everyone took their seats with Hanabi seating near Tsume who gave a comforting look at the girl. The Hokage introduced the issue at hand that Hinata was kidnapped which shocked everyone the 3rd not included. Hiashi decided to stand in the middle of the room to address. As he did this everyone looked at him in shock, some stifling their laughter. So why was everyone trying to hold their laughter?

Well simple Hiashi decided to get a new hairdo. In Hiashi's head was a red Mo hock with the side being bold and shining with brilliant radiance of light. The elders were all spotting equally shining chrome domes. Everyone knew that these men loved their hair and to spot shiny cue balls like that was a surprise. And what was terrifying was how their shaven heads were shining and it was indoors. Imagine if they went outside they would blind people.

Tsume couldn't take it anymore. She burst into laughter. "Hahahaha Haishi nice hairdo hahaha it's so shiny. How many hours did you spend shining your heads?"

Hiashi was confused until a mirror was brought in so he and the elders could see. By now the rest of the council even the 3rd had joined in laughing their guts out. Hiashi was a mixture of emotion right now and all of them made him red faced. He was pissed off, how dare someone shave the prestigious Hyuuga hair. Did they know how long it took to grow the hair and take care of it? Second he was embarrassed. Him the head of the clan spotting a Mo hock. He looked like a rooster or goodness sake. They had to take care of this and fast before the rest of the village finds out.

Tsume on the other hand was having a field day rubbing the heads of the elders who were too mortified to react. "Oh man it's so smooth you can slip on this if you are walking. Come on guys get a feel it's so wonderfully smooth."

Two unnamed ANBU decided to put these poor souls out of their misery. "If you don't mind we have something that can help get your hair back in about a week" one of them said. This piqued the interest of the troubled souls. Because they were so desperate to get their pride back they didn't find it weird that these ANBU happen to have the solution to their problem. Said ANBU took out bottles of what looked like oil and asked Hiashi and one elder to volunteer for a demo. They started rubbing the oil in Hiashi and elder's heads. It was about two minutes of rubbing before SLAP.

"Do you mind telling me why you slapped me" Hiashi asked in a calm manner with a voice promising pain if the answer wasn't satisfactory. "Sorry sir I saw a mosquito so I decided to kill it. It was out of reflex sorry." Hiashi accepted the answer and the rubbing went on until SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. Those who were looking could see red handprints in the heads of the slapped men.

Hiashi go up quickly anger evident in his eyes. "You did that on purpose didn't you." The ANBU just looked at his friend who replied "Dude have you seen your head. It's basically begging to be slapped. I mean look at it it's so slappable. I felt it calling me to slap it. Who am I to resist such a call?" now the 3rd became suspicious. These men were not one of his so who could they be. Before he could ask the ANBU said "Well looks like our work is done. Hiashi this is retribution. The oil we put in your head was so that your hair would take longer to grow. It will take about a year to start growing and the Mo hock can't be removed until the year is done"

With that said the ANBU ran away followed by an angry Hyuuga clan head and his elders and some ANBU. Thus the legend of the bald Hyuuga was born as the villagers saw the Hyuuga with shining heads chasing after the ANBU. The village was thrown into a fit of laughter seeing Hiashi like this. Hiashi only realised too late that this was the goal of those two. They wanted to expose the Hyuuga's shame to the public which seemed to have worked spectacularly.

Watching all this was D Naruto and his family including Hinata. They were all laughing so hard that tears poured out of their eyes.

"Are you sure you are a novice at pranking?" Hinata asked.

"Well I am a quick study plus I found the book" everyone in the room froze. He found the book of pranks, they gotta have it. Realising his mistake D Naruto took off with three women hot on his heels and Shiro who was eating popcorn while watching the drama unfold. Oh sweet karma.

Back in the Land of Waves

Back at the bridge things were about to get hairy. Naruto and Haku arrived at their destination to find Zabuza and Kakashi about to duke it out again. With the number of thugs coming they would be in no shape to fight if they fight among themselves. Naruto could as he didn't spend too much chakra. Haku, Zabuza and Kakashi were running low with the Uchiha still unconscious and Sakura would be useless even at her best.

"Guys stop fighting we got a problem a big one!" Naruto exclaimed. Both men stopped but they kept their guards up. Zabuza was confused to see Haku all comfy in the hand the blond shrimp. She should be incapacitating them not getting all lovey dovey with the enemy.

"Naruto what's the meaning of this? What happened to the others and why are you stopping our fight" Kakashi asked his sharp eye trained on his student.

"The others are fine but they won't be if we fight against each other. It seems Gato is heading this way with a large number of thugs and hostages. Apparently he planned to betray Zabuza and Haku here and if we fight, we are only weakening each other and he will wipe us out." This shocked the others things were not looking good for them. Kakashi was worried about the hostages and how they were going to rescue them. No doubt Gato will demand Tazuna's head in exchange for the safety of the hostages.

As they were deliberating on what to do Gato and his goon squad arrived. They numbered to about 200 and they had put the hostages in front with some of their man holding swords and knives against the hostages' necks. The hostages seem to be in a state of panic and Naruto wouldn't blame them.

"Well well well. It seems you failed Zabuza the Demon of the Mist. Or is it the baby demon of the mist. Ha pathetic. I have a proposition for you ninja give me the bridge builder and we will release the hostages" said Gato as he came out of the crowd.

The first this the conscious members of thought when they saw Gato was 'Seriously'. The man who spread fear to this village was a midget. A tiny one at that come on this has got to be some sort of joke. They were expecting someone intimidating or at least taller. Kakashi being team leader decided to take the initiative and answer.

"You have put use in a tough spot but our mission is Tazuna. Everyone else is secondary so no, we won't give you Tazuna." Kakashi knew that negotiating wouldn't work on this guy and giving him Tazuna will mean that they failed their mission and his other priority was to keep his team safe. So the will have to fight and hopefully save as many hostages as possible but because of the state they were in that was highly unlikely. Tazuna and Sakura froze. They were going to sacrifice 10 innocent people just for their mission. There has to be another way. Tazuna was going to sacrifice himself to save the villagers. The bridge will always find someone else to finish it.

Naruto on the other hand was setting up his technique. Well it seems that the time has come to use it. His new technique The Kill Zone, a mixture of the Replacement Zone and the Sensory Zone. All he needed was to set up some clone to get the hostages out and others to go on the offensive. He also needed to blind them which is where Zabuza come in. He discreetly asked Zabuza to start the Hidden Mist technique to which Zabuza obliged. Mist started to slowly roll in engulfing the bridge reducing visibility. Kakashi was checking to see if Sasuke was okay and wake him up so they could fight.

Naruto readied himself as he unsealed two swords taking deep breaths. First locate the targets which he did. He locked on to his targets the prepared. The 9 tails was already to heal the damage and also he wanted to see what the kid was capable of under this kind of pressure. Zabuza readied his sword as he was ready to chop these little punks to pieces and Haku readied her senbon.

In a blink of an eye while Kakashi was distracted with Sasuke waking up, Naruto disappeared. He appeared above the first two thugs then made a slash decapitating both at the same time. He then disappeared again then slashed the necks of two more thugs. That 4 down 6 to go. The goal was to kill the all before they had a chance to react. He disappeared again the appeared behind two more thugs then stabbed them in the heart the finished the other thus left who were holding the hostages. The whole thing happened in 10 seconds and thanks to Zabuza's jutsu and the way he killed them, no one noticed until its too late. All thugs fell down dead and Naruto standing between the hostages and the thugs with the hostages being evacuated by his clones.

Everyone was stunned it was only a few seconds ago Gato had bargaining chip and the next that chip was liberated out of his hand. Naruto looked worn out; he was panting hard and looked to be in pain. All the others when they saw the hostages safe moved in and joined Naruto. Zabuza gave the kid a look of respect and Kakashi gave Naruto a suspicious look. Sasuke was jealous but composed himself. Know was not the time for that. Sakura hang back with Tazuna and a clone.

Said clone army started off by being the first line of defence killing the thugs that came. Zabuza got impatient and joined in the fun cutting thugs as he made his way towards Gato. Naruto stuck closer to Haku both covering each other's backs. Kakashi was with Sasuke although he was doing most of the heavy lifting. The whole think was a blood bath and after about 10 minutes the thug army had dwindled to 30 who just ran away abandoning their employer. Zabuza was grinning like a mad man well at the moment he was, he had gotten a hold of his traitorous former employer and gutted him. The whole team had minor scrapes and were exhausted but no major injuries. They all looked at Naruto who was grinning. Yes his technique worked and he was still conscious and he managed to reduce the time it took to move.

The 9 tails looked at his host with a proud look. "Look at you kit you did it kit. That was impressive you did well despite your handicap you could have moved faster than that hehehe" Naruto was confused what handicap. He went in guns blazing and he used everything he had.

"It seems a certain idiot forgot to take off his training when he got excited" the 9 tails decided to help his host. Naruto blinked. He forgot to take off the seals, that's why his body was always under extreme stress when using this technique. He realised that if he had taken off the seals he would have moved faster and reacted faster too.

"You got to be freaking kidding me" he said before he passed out but he could still hear the roaring laughter of the 9 tails.

And that's a rap.

Thanks guys for the reviews. Next we will see Naruto taking on the two strangers and a very pissed off D Naruto. See you soon.