Today's Wacky Race is going from Portugal to Pamplona, Spain. The charming Nurse Bridget is in the lead with Peter Perfect in second place and the Ant Hill Mob in third place. The Double Zero is in last place and hanging on barely. Did you get a bad start Dick?
"Yes, we were supposed to get ahead once we sabotage the others' cars but a certain female and her cat sabotaged ours!"
I guess that's Vanessa and Crystal as they are neck in neck with Penelope Pitstop.
"Look Muttley, that sign there. 'El villiano: The Spanish Robber' that gives me an idea, Muttley fetch my disguise kit."
Muttley snickered and then Dick changed to a disguise.
"With this disguise, we'll scare those Wacky Racers away."
Did you forget the last time you dressed as a bandit? Remember Deadweed Dick and then you got arrested and it took you two days to get out of prison to race again?
"I won't fail this time. Quick Muttley we'll head them off at the entrance to Spain."
Now let's check on the other Wacky Racers. The Creepy Coupe won't let Christopher Scott pass
"Come on guys, move over. Guess I'll have to fly over them."
Christopher converts to a bicycle with wings and flies over the Gruesome Twosome.
"Hey look, he flew over us."
"Well two can play at that game."
Little Gruesome shifts to Dragon Wing Power and they follow Christopher. Peter Perfect is in the lead with Rufus Ruffcut in second place and The Arkansas Chuggabug in third place but Vanessa puts the freeze on them.
She uses an ice spell and freezes them completely and zooms ahead. Nurse Bridget stops.
"Oh dear, time to use the defroster; I'll set it to warm and they'll be as good as new."
In about 2 minutes they were back to normal.
"Thanks Nurse."
"You're welcome."
The Arkansas Chuggabug and the Reliable Turbo are back in the race. Vanessa shifts to Spring Power and springs into the lead as they almost to Spain. But wait! According to our radar, something's holding them.
"It's not what, it's who."
"Who are you?" asked Rufus
"Just look to the left, senor."
"It's El villiano, the Spanish Robber."
"That's right. Okay Wacky Racers, you better turn around or I'll rob each of you blind."
"Oh no you won't." said Vanessa as she made a hammer appear and hammered him to the ground
Muttley laughed.
The race continues as Vanessa is still in the lead with the Creepy Coupe creeping up behind her.
"Let's be careful Vanessa, the Creepy Coupe is right behind us."
"Don't worry Crystal, I'll push them back."
Vanessa blows up a hurricane and blows the Creepy Coupe to last place. They hit number 9, which hits 3, which hits 1, which hits 7, which hits 10, which hits 11, which hits 6, which hits 8 and then hits 4. They're all out for repairs except numbers 5 and 12; the lovely Penelope Pitstop and the charming Nurse Bridget Swan with her partner Arista.
"Whoops! Sorry about that, boys!"
Vanessa is in the lead with Nurse Bridget second and Penelope third. The ladies now come to Madrid but there's another road block.
"Danger this is El villiano territory. Go back or else."
"Why that is downright unfriendly."
"We better be careful."
"Relax; it's just to scare us away. He's probably nowhere near."
"Oh si?" he appeared from the sign along with Muttley "Now vamanos."
"No senor, you're the one who has to go." Vanessa got up from her seat
She used a few karate moves on him and sent him flying. Muttley laughed
"That was amazing Vanessa."
"I got a black belt in karate. One can't always rely on magic. Now to make these signs disappear."
The signs were gone in a flash
"Let's hurry and go, the boys are coming." said Crystal
Now, the race continues as they have a few more miles to Pamplona. Vanessa still holds the lead but the Army Surplus Special is gaining on her followed by Professor Pat Pending who converts to rocket power and rockets to the lead. But it seems Dick Dastardly found a shortcut and is now in the lead.
Everyone in Pamplona is waiting for the finish of the race. The judge and police officer Senor Ramos watches for the winner.
"Here they come, its car number 3 driven by Pat Pending and the Double Zero driven by…. El villiano?"
"We're almost there at the finish line Muttley. Nothing can stop us now."
But a strong rope pulled them back.
Professor Pat Pending wins! Vanessa London is in second place and The Army Surplus Special comes in third place. And as for Dick Dastardly,
"We finally got you El villiano. You're going to spend a long time in la prision."
"Oh drat, drat and triple drat!"
Muttley laughs as Dastardly is escorted away.
