Listen to that roaring engine cry; it's the Wacky Racers passing by! They're off to the finish line in Orleans, France and look who's leading, that despicable dirty Dick Dastardly.

"You were expecting Sylvester Stallone?"

Right behind him in second place is Vanessa.

"I'm ready with the oil can."

"You may fire, Crystal."

A few squirts of oil and the Double Zero is stopped in their tracks

"Pretty slick right Dick?" They laugh as they take the lead

"Drat you Vanessa! Drat you Crystal! I'll get you both for this!"

Vanessa is now in the lead with Penelope Pitstop in second place and Peter Perfect third place. The others are bunched up looking for an opening. The Slag Brothers find one and zoom ahead followed closely by Rufus Ruffcut and Nurse Bridget. Christopher is making his move using airplane power and flies into the lead. What's this, a helicopter? That could only mean its Dick Dastardly up to another of his tricks.

"You guessed right."

What are you planning to do?

"I'm going to drop this speeding dry land torpedo towards those Wacky Racers."

Uh-oh this will be catastrophic!

"Yikes! A torpedo! This calls for slide power!" Christopher quickly draws out a slide that takes the torpedo up and back to Dick Dastardly blowing up the helicopter.

"Curses! Foiled again!"

Muttley laughs and receives a knock on the head

The Wacky Race goes on as Number 10 the Buzz Wagon splashes it's way to the lead with Number 3 using surfboard power, Number 11 using speedboat power while towing the Ant Hill Surfers. The racers now come to Limoges.

"And I'm all ready here."

Oh no! Not you again Dick Dastardly, now what are you up to?

"I'm going to give those Wacky Racers a better tour of Limoges. Have you set up all the shortcut signs Muttley?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."

"And here they come."

Two shortcut signs were left at the entrance.

"Two shortcuts; let's go left Sawtooth."

"I'll go right." said Christopher

I see; Dick Dastardly has planted shortcut signs all over Limoges leaving all the Wacky Racers to go about Limoges. According to our radar scope everyone has gone from shortcut to shortcut going all around Limoges. Numbers 3, 9, 11, 4 and 6 are in the western part while numbers 1,2,7,8 and 10 are in the eastern part. Numbers 5, 12 and 13 are in the botanical gardens.

"It's so lovely here."

"Indeed botanical gardens are lovely and so relaxing."

"Don't you find it odd that we've been taking shortcuts and haven't gotten out of here?"

"Yes and according to the map we should out by now."

"This could only mean that we've been shanghaied."

"And we know who does this sort of thing."

"First, we must get rid of those shortcut signs and then get back in the race."

"Right!"

Thanks to the girls, the racers finally get back into the race with only 300 miles to Orleans. Dick Dastardly is now in the lead.

"This race is in the bag Muttley nothing can stop us."

A flash of lighting destroyed their car completely.

"Where did that lighting came from?"

"It came from me, Dastardly."

Vanessa and the other Wacky Racers appeared. They all looked angry

"Oh, hi guys. I see you found your way out." He chuckled nervously

"You forgot something back at Limoges." said Professor Pat Pending

"What's that?"

"Your shortcut signs." said Red Max

They threw them at Dick and left to finish the race. Muttley laughed.

Now for the finish of this Wacky Race and here they come! Vanessa is the winner with Penelope Pitstop in second place and Nurse Bridget comes in third. And look what the dog dragged in, an unconscious Dick Dastardly. He took some hard hits with those shortcut signs didn't he Muttley?

"Uh-uh." he laughed