Today the Wacky Racers are heading for the finish in Bern, Switzerland where the entire population has turned out to see the finish of the race. Number 4 the Red Max is in the lead with neck and neck for second position are number 6 the Army Surplus Special and number 2 the Creepy Coupe. In third position is the charming Nurse Bridget. But wait a minute; Dick Dastardly is still at the finish line. Why's that?

"Just cast your eyes behind me."

A slingshot, so you're using that to get ahead."

"That's right!"

He goes in reverse and zooms ahead.

Wow, the Double Zero is passing everyone like crazy!

"Nothing can stop us Muttley! As long as we keep going straight we'll win in no time!"

But Dastardly falls into a river.

"Drat! At least we got ahead of those slowpokes and now for some plotting to make sure we have the lead."

Meanwhile, Peter Perfect is in second place but here comes pretty Penelope Pitstop who's making some tea.

"Hi there, Pretty Penny."

"Hi y'all Peter."

"I see your making some tea."

"Yes, would you like some?"

"Yes please." He took a cup and sip some "Ah, this is delicious Penny."

"Thank you."

Meanwhile in fourth position Christopher decides to have a snack.

"Fresh baked croissants; just perfect."

"Hey Chris pass me some of that."

"Okay Luke, coming at ya!"

He caught them "Many obliges."

The Slag Brothers are rocking along but the Army Surplus Special is coming up fast and takes second position followed by Nurse Bridget. The Gruesome Twosome is catching up with Dragon Power with Red Max hot on their tails. Meanwhile, in the Dastardly Deed Department;

"I like to see those Wacky Racers get through this field of firecrackers. Here they come."

"Oh dear a field of firecrackers, I'll put them out." Nurse Bridget used her hose and doused them all out

Everyone went on their way.

"Curses! Drat and phooey!"

According to our radar scope the Wacky Racers are going along the trail with Professor Pat Pending using the river is splashing his way through towing Christopher as he skies behind. They are now crossing the border to Switzerland and about to come into the town of Basel.

"And here I am!"

Dastardly! Now what are you up to?

"That's the problem; I don't know what to do."

"Hey you! I'm the law around here and you better not be causing trouble here!" A man of Swiss descent came up with a gun

"Who me? Of course not sir but I believe a bunch of cars should be coming here and cause some trouble."

"What? Are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure, here they come."

"I see thanks for the information, I'll stop them!"

"Just the plan I needed. Let's hurry and get ahead."

"Stop right there!"

Everyone came to a halt.

"What's wrong sir?"

"I won't allow any trouble here in the town!"

"But we're not here to cause trouble, we're racers just racing through to get to Bern."

"Racers? You're not troublemakers?"

"No, I assure you none of us will cause any trouble."

"That no good man lied to me."

"Let me guess; was it a sneaky-looking guy with a dog?"

"Yes."

"Of course, he's the real troublemaker always stopping us."

"I see, well I won't stand for that! I'll guide you through myself."

"Wow, thanks."

So with a guide, the racers continue their way. Only 500 miles are left to enter into Bern. Dick Dastardly is in the lead and it looks like he's going to win.

"We're almost there Muttley."

But suddenly their motor was torn off.

"What's going on? We're slowing down."He went outside "My motor! Who stole my motor?"

"I did you liar!"

Dastardly was wrapped up in rope

Now the Wacky Racers are coming up; Numbers 4, 8, 5 and 9 are neck in neck. It looks like it's going to be a photo finish. Just a minute folks, so our Wacky Race winner is Red Max, Penelope comes in second and the Arkansas Chuggabug comes in third.

"I hope you like Basel because you'll be staying there for quite a while."

"Drat, drat and drat and a double drat!"

Muttley laughed