Mario and Luigi: The Cumbucket Chronicles
Vol 1. First Thrust
Mario woke up suddenly. He instinctively glanced over at the other side of the bed. Luigi was still there, as though they were blessed to wake up together. Luigi sat up along with Mario.
"Hola my love," said Mario, while gently caressing Luigi's face. Luigi put his hand on top of Mario's and Mario felt his heart speed up excitedly. Mario began to sweat very hard as he reached over and felt the bulge in Luigi's overalls.
"Got a present for me?" Mario said with excitement.
"Of course, brother," Luigi said as they locked eyes. A passionate kiss began between the brothers, as their moustaches rubbed against each other. Mario violently ripped off his wet overalls in a fit of lust, and Luigi moaned. Just then, a strangely shaped toad *wink wink* ran into their mushroom capped home.
"MARIO! LUIGI! Bowser is-" he trailed off as he observed Mario unbutton Luigi's pants with his extremely muscular tongue. The toad walked back outside, closing the door as he went. Then, like by a stroke of fate, Bowser's fire burned down the wall of their humble abode.
Mario gasped in fear, Bowser had found them in the act!
"Holy shit!" exclaimed Bowser, "What the fuck is going on in here?"
Mario stood up, genitalia jiggling, "Bowser, get the fuck-a outta mah house!"
"Bowser you-a fuckin' perve!" Shrieked Luigi.
Instead of responding, Bowser deftly hopped onto their bed and scooped up Luigi in his huge arms. Without a backwards glance, Bowser sprinted out of their home and in the direction of his castle.
"LUIGI!" Mario yelled to the sky gods.
Mario wanted to save his brother, but then he realized that he had been blue-balled. He grabbed the nearest toaster and proceeded to fuck it. The inside had a nice burning sensation. Mario groaned in pain, though he was enjoying it. His balls smacked against the metal toaster as he thrusted deep into its toaster holes. His last thrust was so powerful that the toaster exploded. He came so hard.
"1-up," Mario wheezed.
Mario ran out of the house butt-naked, hopping over civilians and leaving a trail of ejaculate on the ground.
"I will-a save you, Luigi," Mario whispered to the cosmos.
He pulled a framed image of Luigi spreading his butthole out of his butthole and cried a single, black tear. His journey would be long, and hard.