Today's Wacky Race finds our Wacky Racers racing in Scotland heading for the finish line in Aberdeen and what a Wacky Race it is. So far it's Christopher Scott in the lead making some hot spicy gumbo.
"Delicious."
Steaming up the road in second place is the Arkansas Chuggabug and in third place is the Army Surplus Special. Up ahead is those two troublemakers Dick Dastardly and Muttley.
"Here they come Muttley, put the grass over the hole."
A giant hole was made to trap the racers but everyone got through.
"What happened? Everyone got through." He went over and stomped on it only to fall down
"Muttley! Give me a hand!"
He applauded and laughed
The racers are now bunched up. Each driver keeping a steady pace and is looking for an opening. Dick Dastardly found a shortcut and is leading as they approach Loch Ness Lake
"The name gives me an idea."
They parked
Meanwhile the Racers approached Loch Ness only to see the signs.
"Danger, this is the home of the Loch Ness Monster, no trespassers. Go back or else."
"Oh boy, I knew this would happen. We just had to cross the lake named after the monster of the lake."
"Nonsense Christopher, the Loch Ness Monster is just an urban myth." said Peter
"You think so eh? He's real."
"He might appear this second."
"I'll believe it when I see it Gruesome."
Then the Loch Ness Monster appeared. Actually it's Dastardly and Muttley in disguising growling
"Go back, go back."
"That's the Loch Ness Monster? I thought he was bigger."
A shadow overlooked the fake monster. It turned around to see the real Loch Ness Monster; he was green about 30 feet tall and frowning a huge frown
"Get out of my lake you fake!"
"Yikes! The Loch Ness Monster!" They swam off
"You haven't lost it Cyrus."
"That was a good scare
"Thanks lads, now everyone all aboard I'll get you all across faster than you can say 'bob's your uncle'"
"Thank you."
"I guess he's not so bad after all." said Christopher
"Do you believe it now Peter?"
"Yes Penny, I do believe it."
Thanks to the Loch Ness Monster, the race continues. The racers are fighting for the lead, so far it's the Ant Hill Mob first, the Army Surplus Special second and Penelope Pitstop third.
"These wires across the road should stop them. Brace yourself Muttley here they come."
However, Dastardly is wrapped up in his own trick.
"Drat!"
The racers are bearing down on the final stretch, it's Rufus Ruffcut in first place, Christopher Scott and Professor Pat Pending third and running last is Dick Dastardly who's planning a strategy to get ahead.
Muttley whimpers and covers his eyes
"Don't worry; I perfected Rocket Power, we're sure to win." They take off
Dastardly has now passed the pack and is fourth place. Wait a minute; he lost the Rocket, now he's lost control.
The Double Zero hits the Convert-a-Car which sends the drivers flying, the Convert-a-Car hits the Tropical Convertible which send the driver flying which hits the Buzzwagon and sends its' drivers out.
Wow, what a crack up! The drivers were thrown out of their seats and are landing safely but in the wrong vehicles.
Dastardly and Muttley lands in the Buzzwagon, Christopher lands in the Convert-a-Car, Rufus and Sawtooth land in the Tropical Convertible and the Professor lands in the Mean Machine.
"There's the finish line and we're in the lead."
You're forgetting something Dick. If you cross the finish line in the wrong car, you'll be disqualified.
"Oh no, you're right."
He hit the brakes and they got sent flying in the air
And here we go again folks. The drivers are back in their own cars but no one has crossed the finish line. The Army Surplus Special is sizzling along but seeing no room to pass hits the brakes. They hit Dick Dastardly which hits Professor Pat Pending who rams into Christopher Scott who slams into Rufus Ruffcut who crosses the finish line first. Number 11 comes in second and number 3 third.
Oh, what a smashing finish! Some of these cars are a real mess after this race. Say Muttley, where's Dastardly?
He appeared from the cannon mouth.
"Double drat!"
Muttley snickered