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WARNING: SPOILER ALERT SORT OF. I am pretty bummed out about the death of our favourite fox. It's really heart breaking how Kurama went down. Farewell you crazy fox.

Anyway let's get going with the show.

Chapter 25

Previously

"Oh boy we are going to be in for a rough ride for a few months" Shiro said whiter than usual. Zabuza and Naruto also paled before they started packing. A few days they can survive but a few months no way. They are getting out of this house.

"Hehehe good to know I am not the only one with weird pregnancy cravings" Kurama said as she watched Miya eat whatever it was she was now eating while worrying about D Naruto.

And what happened to him. He disappeared yet again. The others knew he was called to help out in another dimension but Miya was making a big deal out of things.

In the Hero Dimension

D Naruto was looking at the guardians of the dimension all wearing various hero costumes. He just sweat dropped. Shouldn't they be wearing something regal or formal not spandexvile and capes.

"Well at least they didn't summon me into some woman's bed"

Now

D Naruto looked at the ones who summoned him with a blank face. For guardians of their dimensions they sure don't look like it. Or maybe it's that holiday what's it called again oh yah Halloween and they are playing dress up. Why because these guys look ridiculous in those superhero costumes.

"So what it is it that you called me here for" D Naruto asked as he went straight to the point. The faster he gets things done and gets his mission the faster he could get out of these weirdoes' presence.

The one who looked to be the leader answered "It's good to finally met you Naruto. We have heard so much about you even though you just started in this kind of thing. To get straight to the point this is an extraction mission"

D Naruto blinked. An extraction mission that's new. Most of the missions he got were just correcting some anomalies and that's it. Miya was just an exception since she reacted to him.

"Okay who am I extracting, why, from whom and where" these were very important questions he needed answered. This was a peculiar mission and he needed every detail. No need for surprises.

Another guardian this time a woman answered "Well you see you will be extracting a girl to protect her from a group of people who want to use her power. She has already been through much and we thought that bringing her to your home and taking her away from this dimension will be good for her plus you already have a similar power to hers so you can teach her how to use it" her voice was filled with regret and pain for the individual she was talking about.

"You see when we gave her this power we thought it would make a big difference but we didn't expect humans to exploit her this way. Her protectors are having a difficult time and are losing" the lead guardian added as he sighed.

"Yah that's all good but I can't take her. I already have my hands full with all the girls at my home plus they will kill me for bringing another girl" D Naruto replied as he folded his hands. Extraction yes he can do that but taking the girl to his home that's a no.

The female guardian sighed as she handed him a file for him to read. It took D Naruto all his will power to reign in his anger. He just looked at them and said "And am I to have targets to take out". At this the guardians grinned at they handed D Naruto a file with a list of targets. They also gave (temporarily of course not that he needed it) him a quirk that lets him negate quirks he targets within a ten mile radius plus it could also assess other quirks and destroy them. With that D Naruto was off to the My Hero Academia world (Couldn't find a better name sue me)

Isuku Midoria was having a very bad day. First they heard the disaster that happened in Deika city which was horrible. Next Hawks gave them a tip about the impending war which would be a country wide attack led by the League of Villain. They did their best to prepare but they didn't count on the league to come at them stronger than before. Way stronger. And worse they targeted UA high with one goal in mind. Eri.

They hit the school and they hit it hard. Since most of the heroes were deployed to specific areas were the fighting was occurring the school was very vulnerable. The ones who were at the school didn't stand a chance against the new and improved League. When Almight decided to fight, they brought Giganto to fight him. Since Almight lost a large portion of the remnants of One for All he was fighting a losing battle.

Midoria decided to leave his post and help out but he came face to face with Shigaraki. At first Midoria thought his 30% would do the trick but he was dead wrong. Why because he almost lost an arm. It became apparent that he needed to go all out when Shigaraki displayed multiple quirks like All for One.

Apparently Shigaraki wanted to destroy UA then Japan first before moving to destroying the whole world. He also needed Eri to produce more quirk destroying bullets. So it was killing two birds with one stone, destroy UA and get Eri. So here we are with Midoria going all out against Shigaraki.

While the fighting was going on D Naruto paid a visit to his first victim at a certain maximum prison. The guards were taken by surprise when he appeared out of nowhere then they all fell down asleep. He then approached All for One's cell and saw the ugly dude. He had to admit the picture he saw didn't do this guy justice. This guy surely is in the top 5 of the ugliest beings he met number one being of course the Easter bunny.

All for One was smiling as he sensed his protégée causing havoc in the world. He then frowned when he saw someone he had never seen before in front of him. What surprised him was that his restraints were removed and then he was suddenly in the desert. He then fought the stranger using his quirks to the fullest extent together with perfect (grotesque) combinations. He thought he could beat this stranger then go and enjoy the show Shigaraki created.

But he was dead wrong. A minute into the fight he realised that he could never beat this stranger. He was outclassed in power, speed, ability and skill. All the quirks he stole meant nothing compared to this stranger's power. He used every trick he could think off but nothing worked. What's worse the stranger didn't use any quirk until he got bored of beating the crap out of All for One. He simple destroyed all of All for One's quirks including his base quirk.

With no quirk All for One was simply nothing. Just an old man who had lived way past his time. His body was falling apart and he would soon die. All for One for the first time in his life was scared. He was going to die and he knew it but if this man could do this to him what of his legacy?

Next D Naruto paid a visit to a certain hospital where he found a certain doctor. This one reminded him so much of Orochimaru so he simply took the doctor destroyed his quirk and the Nomus that were stationed as his guards then gave him to the Easter bunny to play with. The guy screamed for help but all he got was those damn poo eggs in his face. By the end of his visit to the Easter Bunny he was a broken man who got his head chopped off.

Lastly Naruto paid a visit to the League. He destroyed them one by one at their best making sure to crush their spirits like he did to his first two. He also made sure to beat them black and blue and leave those with redemptive qualities alive. He lastly paid Shigaraki a visit.

He found him fighting Midoria who had Eri on his back. The kid was doing well in utilizing long range attacks and keeping his distance. But D Naruto was on a tight schedule so he will have to cut this short. He got in between the two stopping their strongest attacks with ease surprising them. He then decided to address them on why he was there. When he said so the boy exploded into action without letting him finish. He attacked D Naruto but was surprised again when he and Eri's quirks were turned off. Shigaraki decided to wait and see what happens.

"What did you do to us! I can't feel One for All" Midoria shouted.

"Sheesh kid you are brash. Before you so graciously interrupted me I was going to say that I am taking Eri because it is an extraction mission. She has been subjected to so much in this world so the Guardians of this dimension decided it was safer for her if she came with me. Plus I have an ability similar to hers so I can teach her how to use hers. Don't worry she won't hurt anyone" D Naruto said but the boy was still on guard. Who wouldn't its sounded stupid to any normal person. So he summoned the female Guardian to talk to him while he played with Shigaraki.

Shigaraki tried to disintegrate him but he found that it was impossible. He tried his other quirks but they were useless against D Naruto. Then he gave Shigaraki the beating of his life before he destroyed all of his quirks. He then took that stupid boy to his dying master where a few secrets were revealed. Oh was the boy pissed that he unloaded all his rage on All for One killing him. So D Naruto left Shigaraki in prison quirkless.

He then went back to UA were he found Midoria saying his goodbyes to Eri who had accepted the situation. She was getting used to being at UA but she couldn't pass the chance of getting a new family. D Naruto promised that the girl will visit them from time to time. With that they left the dimension. But before doing that D Naruto unlocked the full abilities of One for all and told Midoria this would last an hour without any consequences. D Naruto also left instructions for Midoria on how to train his body and quirk(s).

Elemental Nations

A portal opened outside of D Naruto's house and D Naruto and Eri stepped out with Eri on his shoulders. The girl just marvelled at how they were in one place then walked into a hole in the air then they were in another place. D Naruto just laughed at this. He was about to open the door when the girl asked.

"Are they going to like me?" she asked timidly.

"Of course they will. You are too cute to hate plus with three mamas they will spoil you rotten. Don't worry no one will hurt you ever again" D Naruto said as he opened the door heading straight for the leaving room where he sensed the others.

"Hey guys I am home and I brought another girl in the house" D Naruto said as he entered the leaving room with Eri now hiding behind him. He sweat dropped at the situation he was seeing. Miya was eating a plate of whatever the hell she mixed up. Why is it that his girls' pregnancy cravings and mood swings were very weird? On the other Naruto, Shiro and Zabuza were hugging were each other surrounded by the Hannya squad. Seems these guys were having fun while he was gone which wasn't that long (a day actually).

The house turned deathly silent as D Naruto's three girls looked at him with murder in their eyes. The room turned dark and the hannya harassing the other guys suddenly turned towards D Naruto and started to slowly advance toward him. They were joined by more hannyas from Kurama and Kaguya.

"Whats with you and picking up girls. Do you want to have a harem of a 100 women?" said Kurama as the girls advanced towards him. D Naruto started sweating bullets. It seemed the approach he used was a very bad one. He shouldn't have shouted that he brought a girl it was suicidal. The other guys were giving a silent prayer for their soon to be dead comrade.

Luckily the very girl that got him in trouble became his saviour. Eri pocked her heard from behind D Naruto while clutching to his clothes. All activity ceased when everyone saw the little girl. She looked at everyone cutely taking in the faces of everyone.

Immediately the aura of doom vanished replaced by a pink sparkly aura. The hannya all transformed into cute child friendly masks that all crowded the girl looking at her curiously. She was then glommed by the three women as they gashed over how cute she was.

The guys (excluding D Naruto) looked at the scene confused.

"Did the little girl just defeat those dreadful hannyas" Zabuza asked as he rubbed his eyes.

"Yah she did. I thought I was the only one seeing things" an equally confused Naruto answered.

Zabuza then grinned as his demented head calculated the implications of having the girl around. Faster than the girls could react he kidnapped(?) Eri from the girls as he laughed like a maniac. "YES we got the power baby" Zabuza shouted as he pointed Eri in the direction were the dreadful hannyas manifested by Miya came from. Immediately they all turned to cute hannyas proving Zabuza's theory. No more hannya terror hahahha.

Unfortunately he didn't count on one thing. If hannyas don't work the girls can always get physical. Eri suddenly disappeared from Zabuza's hand leaving a dotted outline of the girl. This was followed by Zabuza getting a beating of his life. But all in all the new addition to the family would be one of the best things that happened to this family.

Chunin Finals

The most anticipated day had finally arrived and Konoha was a hive of activity. You could see people from all over flocking to the stadium and you could also see food stands being set up and merchants selling their staff. It was the ideal day to make a lot of money after all. However most have come to watch the show especially the last Uchiha. Many wanted to see what the heir of the famous clan could do.

Right now we find our contestant in the arena save for Sasuke and the Grass guy. Naruto didn't crack his head over it because he didn't care. All he care about was getting things over with. He looked around seeing people anticipating a show and he had to wonder. What the hell kind of exam would be made into a tournament.

Proper exams were meant to evaluate students in all necessary areas not whatever the hell this is. It gives others an unfair advantage if they get easy opponents while others fail because they were given bad match ups. And also from what he could tell this exam was also a political power play where villages show who's stronger than the other. In other words this was an international dick measuring contest.

Naruto then smiled as he remembered the commotion that he caused when he decided to come as his real self not the stupid orange loving alias of his. The whole of Konoha was surprised especially his class. His new look made people to start re-evaluating what they knew about Naruto. Many tried to unravel the mystery but they came with more questions than answers.

The female population were drooling over the stud especially the younger generation. Who knew Naruto looked delicious (Ino). Sakura also did a spit take when she saw the new Naruto. It only increased her desire to try and get him as her rebound if Sasuke refused and also increased her jealousy toward Hinata.

Naruto then looked into the crowd and located his family. He could see Kurama cheering for him like crazy with a banner and Eri also with her cute banner cheering for her uncle. Zabuza was shouting something about cutting the competition to pieces before being silenced by Kaguya and Miya saying a child was present. Shiro wanted to shout his piece too but was afraid of ending up like Zabuza. He smiled when he remembered how much happier they were when Eri can into their lives. Everyone loved her including the 9 tails. Who knew the fox was good with kids and could blush when he was called uncle Kurama but that's a story for another time.

He then directed his gaze to the Kage box were he looked at the old man before he briefly glanced at the Kazekage. He knew who this man was for he had already warned the 3rd about the coming invasion. He had discovered this when he saved the Cough master (Hayate) from being killed as a favour to Cat. He also took out Baki in the process; Kabuto had already left so he didn't know Baki was dead.

He then told the 3rd of the invasion who was sceptical at first but when Hayate confirmed the situation he came up with a counter plan. He also tipped him to make these plans with the jounin commander only. Reason there was a mole among the ranks only the Nara genius was trustworthy (no need to rat out Danzo not yet at least). It's one of the reasons why Jiraiya was hiding in the 3rd's shadow.

He was knocked out of his trip down memory lane when the proctor ordered the other contestants to leave the arena (I skipped the whole Kage speech thing) except for the new Hyuuga clan heir Neji and Naruto. Oh yah Neji became clan heir after Hanabi was taken so he is still a prick. Okay he has become even worse.

Before the proctor announced the fight to begin something weird occurred that got everyone to sweat drop. In the arena close to the entrance a bunch of Zabuzas (henged Naruto clones) were erecting a platform and setting up the PA system. Next was a Naruto clone dragging Anko to one of the chairs on the platform. The clone forced Anko to seat who clearly didn't want to be there.

"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the annual International Dick measuring contest I mean Chunnin exams and I am your host your friendly neighbourhood demon brat and with me here is the lovely snake mistress. We will be giving you the best commentary and make it as fun as possible" commentary Naruto said as he looked at Anko for her input. Said woman just shook her head no as she was about to leave.

But when a plate of Dango was placed in front of her she did a complete 180. "Yah Ladies and gentlemen we will be with you all the way. In the fun and painful moment, the brutal scenes we will be with you so without further ado BRING ON THE PAIN"

Genma just looked at Naruto. "Really dude".

"Hey someone has to make sure that this event is fun and memorable. It's not my fault you guys didn't think of it" Naruto said before he looked at the somewhat smug Neji. He knew the prick was going to throw some insults which was just what he wanted.

"Ha you should give up while you still have the chance. Fate has declared that you will loss today just like that weakling during the preliminaries. For fate made me a clan heir and fate gave me a lot of information on you so you will loss"

Up in the stand the Hyuuga clan nodded. They knew their heir would win. He was already strong and with their training he has become even stronger. However

["Booo you suck man. That's the worst villain monologue I have ever heard. Even Orochimaru's monologue was better than yours and that's saying something. What do you say judges" commentary Naruto said while pointing to three Anko clones which had boards with scores written on them. Neji got a 0, a -0 and a YOU SUCK, ouch that's so horrible.] The whole stadium including Orochimaru disguised as the Kazekage sweat dropped.

Meanwhile Naruto knelt down with a serious look. "You know Neji I wanted to kill you during this fight but Hinata begged me not to so I won't, lucky you. But she didn't however stop me from humiliating you. So that stick up your ass I am going to remove it and replace it with one of these" Naruto said as he unsealed various horrifying looking wooden dildos of all shapes and sizes. Women quickly covered their children's eyes from seeing such horrible things. Genma debated on whether to stop the match immediately or have a psychiatrist on standby. Anko meanwhile just grinned. Oh this was going to be fun.

"So Neji I am going to Hashirama your ass (because the dildos are wooden and Hashirama uses wood style)" Naruto declared. Neji just glared at Naruto before he charged at him.

Among the Audience

"Sensei Naruto isn't really going to shove those things up Neji's you know what?" a blushing Ino asked nervously. The other genin looked horrified at the thought of what Naruto said he would do to Neji. The mere thought of it sent shivers down their spines.

Asuma was frozen when Naruto took out those things. His cigarette was on the floor and so were his jaws. Kurenai was no better as she was beet red with anger. Honestly what was Kakashi teaching his students? It wouldn't surprise her if this was Kakashi's idea given the recent revelations about his fetish. Ten Ten was pissed off when she heard Naruto declare that he would violate Neji in front of everyone.

Back to the fight

Neji clashed with Naruto using the advanced Gentle fist he learnt. Naruto was utilising a loose version of the 18 Dragon Slaying Plague. This one was meant to specifically counter the Gentle fist andSharinganusers. The two exchanged blows with Neji trying to pock Naruto while Naruto was just slapping his attacks away. Neji was fast for his age and he was a genius as show by how he performed the Gentle fist perfectly. However that meant jack against Naruto who was way faster and could easily read Neji's movements.

Neji at first didn't activate his doujutsu thinking that it was going to be an easy fight but he was dead wrong. Every attack was blocked with ease and worse Naruto wasn't taking him seriously. Neji increased the tempo of his attacks but that also yielded the same results and it was getting frustrating.

His frustration was interrupted when Naruto got past his guard as gave him a few palm strikes to the face. Well more like he was slapped in the face judging by the red palm imprints on the sides of his face.

He tried to get some distance by jumping back but Naruto was already in front of him and then he slapped him some more. Neji tried to put up a defence but that was useless as Naruto utilised his taijustu to neutralise the defence then he went on to slap him again then he ended with a palm thrust pushing Neji a few feet away

["Wow ladies and gentleman the poor bastard got bitch slapped" Announcer Naruto commented]

["And it looks like he is about to cry" Anko added]

"Shut up I am not about to cry" shouted an angry Neji but if you look closely you could see a few tears licking from the corner of his eyes. He then glared at Naruto as he activated his doujutsu. Time to get serious.

He shot forward with even greater speeds thinking his doujustu would make a difference. Well he was proved wrong when Naruto matched him blow for blow. Neji tried to bypass Naruto's guard but it was impossible. Every move he made was countered. It was like Naruto was predicting his moves. He jumped back as he thought of a strategy.

"The Gentle fist is a strong but predictable taijutsu style. Your movements are too linear and rigid. It's very easy for me to read and counter so its utterly useless against me" Naruto said as he folded his arms dismissing Neji like he was not a threat. This pissed off Neji so he came up with a strategy as he smirked.

He charged at Naruto who raised a brow. When he got closer he pretended to try and pock Naruto but at the last second he delivered a vicious 8 trigrams air palm at point blank. He released a large gust of wind that tore the ground were Naruto was standing. Neji was about to smirk but his face turned to utter shock. Why? Because Naruto had again used his strange taijustu to redirect Neji's hand away from him while he got into Nejis personal space.

"Nice but as I said I can read you like a book" Naruto said as he retaliated by delivering a vicious palm strike but this time Naruto's hand had a golden shine. Neji crashed into the ground as he coughed some blood. He didn't understand. How was he losing this badly? He was a prodigy and Naruto was the dead last so how is this happening?

This was the thought that was going through the minds of most people. How the hell is the dead last beating the Hyuuga prodigy? It didn't make sense. Konoha senseis and their students were equally surprised by this. None of them ever imagined that they would be seeing the dead last mopping the floor with the Rookie of the year.

Neji got up as he tried again. This time he used all of his speed but still he was having the same result. He then went on for the 8 trigrams 64 palms to try and close off Naruto's chakra points. Much to his shock Naruto blocked all of them with ease. Neji backed away as he tried to strategize.

"Okay Neji let me show a few tricks I discovered on how to beat doujutsu users. This one is inspired by Zabuza's technique although, mime is better" Naruto announced with a smirk. This got the attention of almost everyone. They knew how much of a pain it was to fight doujutsu users so any trick they can learn would help them a lot. Zabuza just grunted when he heard that the brat had a better technique than his Hidden Mist Jutsu.

Naruto took a pair of ear plugs and staffed them in his ears. He then took a Kunai from his pouch with a seal wrapped around the handle. Neji saw the kunai and thought that it was an explosive kunai so he employed the Kaiten as a means of blocking blast when Naruto threw the Kunai. Biggest mistake of his life.

He never realised that it was a Flash Bang until it was too late and worse he had his Byakuugan activated. When the flash bang went off it affected his eyes badly than it should have had he had his doujutsu deactivated.

Utilising the flashing light which blinded everyone in the arena Naruto used his sensory abilities to locate Neji. All the people heard were grunts of pain and a lot of smacking and pounding. After a few second the light ended and everyone was greeted to the sight of a badly beat up Neji and an okay Naruto. Even though Neji was beat up the immediate problem was that he was temporarily blind because of the flash bang. He couldn't see anything and his ears were ringing so he couldn't hear anything either. This gave Naruto the sick idea to deliver the final blow. He did promise to humiliate him after all.

"Alright time for the jutsu that Kakashi-sensei told me to use. This was his idea not mine" Naruto declared. No need for anyone to know it was his idea so the blame was shifted to Kakashi. Naruto then took out the largest spikey dildo in his arsenal and prepared.

"Kakashi's secret technique: Hashirama(wood) style: A thousand years of death" Naruto announced the name of the jutsu as he speed at Neji's rear and shoved the damn thing all the way up the guy's poor rear end. All Neji felt was an uncomfortable invasion of his ass before he shoot into the air with such force that he ended up smacking his face into the stadium wall. Knocking himself out.

The stadium was silent (except for Anko and Announcer Naruto who were laughing their guts). No one expected this to happen in the chuunin exams and certainly not to the new Hyuuga heir. Parents had fortunately covered their children's eyes from seeing such a horrible event. Unfortunately they forgot to cover their own eyes so they were all green from witnessing such an event.

With the konoha team all the senseis were shocked. Asuma swallowed his cigarette but because of the shock he did register it, Kurenai was planning on killing Kakashi while Gai was conflicted between feeling sorry for his student and terminating his rivalry with Kakashi.

The genin were handling things worse. Kiba was vomiting in a bucket all the while thanking his lucky stars that didn't happen to him. Ino and Sakura had passed out and Ten Ten was glaring daggers at Naruto.

As for the Kage

"Well that's new" commented the 3rd as he looked at Naruto with shock. Damn he was too much like Kushina. Jiraiya just shivered from his hidden place.

"Reminds you of a certain someone huh" said the Kazekage (Orochimaru) as he shivered remembering a certain redhead.

["Wow ladies and gentlemen that's got to hurt" Announcer Naruto said as he laughed]

["Hehehehe he has a huge stick stuck up his ass, literally" commented Anko]

Genma for once had lost his senbon as he called for the medics and a therapist to take Neji away whose face had turned an unhealthy purple. His ears were clearing so he could hear Naruto's words as he was being carried away.

"See I told you that you will pay. Anyway there is a lesson to be learnt here and that's no matter how much pain you suffer it doesn't give you the right to stomp on others. There are a lot of people who suffered worse than you and they don't act like jerks. Otherwise I would have been a jackass emo with a huge stick, sorry for the pun, up my ass. I have been through things worse than yours and do you see me acting like you. So get off your high horse and act like a normal person"

And with that Neji was carried away while he was doing some thinking of his own. Maybe Naruto was right, he was a real jerk to others. Hiashi also stood up and went to the infirmary intending on talking with Neji.

Suddenly there were cheers from Naruto's family mainly Zabuza, Shiro and Eri. For Zabuza this was the best entertainment he had ever seen. Same applies for Shiro. For Eri she was happy that her uncle won although she didn't see how he won. The others were just happy that Naruto won and Hinata sighed as she was glad Neji got away basically Scott free it could have been worse.

Many of the konoha people were wondering who these people cheering for the demon were. The genin especially Sakura after waking up from the shock were wondering what Hinata, Haku and Hanabi were doing with those people instead of seating with them. However looking at the women the female genin felt inadequate as they beheld their beauty. The foreigners as well as a few konoha people were clapping for Naruto.

In the arena Genma was inching closer to Naruto "Did you really have to do that"

"He messed with my girlfriend what did you expect would happen" Naruto answered getting a contemplative look from Genma. He started to retreat to the contestants box. A ninja suddenly appeared and whispered something into Genma's ears whose eyes widened as they talked in hashed voices. After a while Genma cleared his throat as he announced

"We are going to take a 10 minute break. Due to some changes it has been decided that the exam will be a survival match. This means winner of the first match will go on to face number 3. The winner of that match will face number 4 until we have a last man standing"

"WHAT THE HELL"

And done.

Sorry for the late update I just lost my grandma soon after my last update so things have been hectic for me. And also sorry for the chapter not being well done.

Next chapter more of Naruto's shenanigans and he uses the HIJACK jutsu.

Later guys.