Clear the highway, step aside watch those Wacky Racers ride! They're off racing in Finland from Oulu to Helsinki. So far it's Peter Perfect out in front with a long lead but here comes the Reliable Turbo.
"Really? Where, where?"
"Fasten your seatbelts Arista; we're going to zoom ahead."
"Whee!"
They zipped right past Peter leaving smoke which makes him sneeze blowing away his car
"Oh shucks!"
Nurse Bridget has the lead followed closely by Dick Dastardly who's determined to pass.
"All right Muttley, time to use Tack Power."
"Nu-uh." He growled angrily
"Oh right I forgot you have a crush on her. Fine, I'll use Tack Power on the other cars."
He throws them onto the highway. Luckily Penelope notices
"Oh dear, someone spilled tacks onto the road. Good thing I have my little ol' vacuum cleaner."
It cleans up the road perfectly and everyone continues.
"Can I at least pour on extra power to pass her?"
Muttley gave it some thought "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Thanks Muttley. Now let's go."
Dastardly is coming up but Arista notices armed with a peashooter uses an injection which destroys the Double Zero.
"Curses! Foiled by that nurse's pesky canine."
Arista giggles.
Professor Pat Pending converts to Triple Dribble and bounces into the lead. Vanessa is close behind and now makes her move.
She fires a sticky pink substance which flies over the Professor
"Ha, missed me."
It lands onto the ground and get the Professor stuck
"What am I stuck to?"
"That's my sweet, stretchy, sticky taffy, strawberry flavor. You can tell how sticky it is by the sticky situation you are in." she giggled "Ta-ta!" She zoomed ahead
"And to think I like eating taffy."
Vanessa now takes the lead followed by Penelope Pitstop and Peter Perfect as they now come to Tampere. It looks like the Dastardly Deed Department is ready for an ambush.
"Here they come Muttley, plant the sign on the road."
A sign was left.
"A sign and it says 'Column Right."
"Could be a detour or a trap anyway, let's go."
The others took the turn which lead to the harbor. There they boarded a transport boat which Dastardly sent off
"There they go Muttley, Bon Voyage Wacky Racers!" He laughed
Muttley laughed
"Not all of us left to jump ship Dastardly.
"Drat! It's Vanessa and Crystal!
Vanessa drops a crate of fish onto him.
"Hey look the others are coming back."
It was thanks to Nurse Bridget instant motor that got them back to land
"That's the resourceful nurse for you. Now let's get going."
The racers are coming into the final stretch, The Surplus Six is leading but Peter Perfect takes the lead away from Segre and Private Meekly. Everyone is at their heels and Dastardly is up to one of his tricks.
"This gift wrapping machine shall wrap this race in a nice package. Here they come. Muttley, aim it at the cars. No wait not me!"
Dastardly was now wrapped in a blue and green gift.
"Muttley! Help!"
Muttley laughed.
And here they come. The winner is number 9 Peter Perfect, the Army Surplus Special comes in second and Penelope Pitstop third. Well, well, look what the dog brought in.
Muttley snickered as he held his boxed in master.
"Stop that snickering and get someone to cut me out of this box."
