Here are the Wacky Racers racing in Russia from St. Petersburg to the national capital Moscow. For now they are creeping at a snail's pace and for a good reason. Part of this area is a War Zone and the slightest sound will cause both sides to fire. It's the Army Surplus out in front.

"Look Serge, we're almost out."

"Good, it's not easy keeping this quiet."

Finally everyone crossed threw quietly and safely

"Now that we're out, on the double, double Meekly!"

"Right Segre!"

Now its Vanessa London Pogo-a-going her way to first, Christopher Scott converts to Bicycle Power and is cycling into second place, Penelope Pitstop is now in third place gaining speed with Hair Dryer Power. Burning up the road and neck in neck for fourth place is Nurse Bridget Swan and Peter Perfect and hot on their trail is Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth.

They extinguish the flames

Red Max uses Extra Propeller Power and the Ant Hill Mob gain momentum with Machine Gun Power. Pat Pending tries to pass the Gruesome Twosome but turn on Dragon Flame Power. Now the Professor puts the freeze on 2 while the Chuggabug roars ahead with Barefoot Bear Power. There's no sign of the Double Zero. Oh, here they are planning an ambush.

"This steel ball pendulum shall knock the competition. Here comes a car, down the alley for a strike."

It missed and sent Dastardly down the alley with a strike. Muttley laughed

The Wacky beat goes on as number 8 the Chuggabug is in the lead, number 7 the Ant Hill Mob second and number 2 the Creepy Coupe third.

Meanwhile Dastardly takes a shortcut to sneak into the lead.

The Double Zero comes to a stop

"What have we here? A pile of army surplus." he chuckled evilly "Just perfect, let's borrow them for a while eh Muttley?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." he laughed

After they left a soldier came along

"Uh-oh our surplus is gone. I better report to the Chief."

Dastardly has come to the front awaiting the racers

"All right Muttley fire the cannonballs."

He fired away, it didn't hit the racers but it forced everyone off the road and into hiding.

"I thought we left the War Zone."

"We did but someone's interfering with our race."

"Excuse me," A Lieutenant and a soldier came up "Has anyone here seen a mountain of surplus?"

"No sir, but the person firing at us must be the culprit."

"I see. Private John, contact the others and bring that fellow in."

"Yes Sir." He went off

Dastardly and Muttley snickered "They're probably too scared. We might as leave and leave some traps in case they tried to leave."

"Hold it!" A group of ten soldiers appear

"Uh-oh."

They jumped at him and after a few minutes of wrestling Dastardly chained up"We're taking you in for stealing surplus."

"I was only borrowing."

"Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge."

Muttley laughed while the men took him

"We got him Lieutenant."

"Good. Sorry for the inconvenience folks."

"No problem, thanks for the help Lieutenant."

"I wonder who took the surplus."

"I won't tell." said Vanessa

"Neither will I." said Crystal

They laughed

Now the racers are bearing down on the final stretch, it's going to close and the winner is number 12 Nurse Bridget and Arista in the Reliable Turbo, the Army Surplus Special second and Professor Pat Pending takes thrid place.

Meanwhile back at Home Base

"All right pal, your bail is here to spring you out."

"Really? It must be Muttley come to spring me out."

"Actually it's a young woman."

"Oh no, don't tell me-"

"That's right, it's me."

"Vanessa!"

"You owe me quite a lot for this."

"Drat, double drat."

Vanessa laughed