Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other anime or movie referenced here.

Hey guys thanks for the reviews and the support you give to this story.

For those who enjoyed the comedy thanks. I am doing my best to come up with some funny situations. Also check out the Okame at the end it's interesting.

Oh and you will also see one of Naruto's summons.

Also sorry for the cliff hanger.

Anyway let's get going with the show.

Chapter 29

Previously

Mastering the little strength he had left "Naruto run" he all but whispered before everything went black. What he didn't expect was to end up in the desert and a strange woman in front of him and Shukaku holding up a sand shield. Strange as in she was looking at him with a face he only saw mothers show to their children when he used to watch them at the park.

"Hello Gaara dear nice to finally meet you"

Back to Naruto he was shocked when he heard his friend telling him to run. Next thing was he felt a massive amount of chakra pulsing from Gaara then a huge sand construct stood before him. Its chakra reminded him of Kurama's albeit weaker. The creature roared blowing a large part of the forest away.

Flashing away and appearing on top of a tree looking at the thing he realised that this was Shukaku. A freaking Bijuu. Worse this one was out of control only wanting to destroy everything in its path. Damn this was going to be a pain to deal with.

Now

"Shit shit shit shit run he is right behind us" shouted a sound chunin as he ran for his life. Behind him were his fellow squad mates who looked just as terrified as he was. When they heard their lord talking about the invasion with the Sand as their allies they thought it was their time to shine. In their heads they could see themselves the victors killing Leaf Shinobi and taking captives.

When the invasion started they thought they were going to win. Oh how wrong they were. The moment the invasion started things went downhill. The Leaf was ready for them and they were defending their home rather well. To make matters worse his squad had to run into HIM. The freak right behind them.

"Get back here you cowards so that I can hackle you to pieces. Let me bloody murder you in the bloodiest way possible!" shouted a deranged Zabuza chasing after the poor souls that were stupid to come his way.

Ever since he came here to Konoha he had done nothing but sit around, train, get the shit beaten out of him by those crazy ladies then train some more then coo when Eri was around. It's been a very long time since he had brutally murdered someone.

Now that he finally got the chance and these cowards had the gall to run away. They should take their deaths like men. Sure he might have entered the battle and left some of the Sound shinobi in pieces. Sure he was radiating KI that was off the charts for low level shinobi. Sure he might have shoved his sword right up a shinobi's ass dissecting him. And sure he might have left a shinobi in chunx but that no reason for them to fear him.

I mean he was covered in blood after murdering two squads in less than five minutes and then he turned his crazy gaze upon them. Of course they would freak out, who wouldn't. There was also the matter that he seemed to be in bliss while he destroyed them so yah they were running.

"Get back here you and be my victims!"

"Hell no I wanna go home"

"Come on at least let me murder you half way" Zabuza tried to entice his victims.

"That's the same as being murdered all the way you sicko"

In other parts of the village the enemy was having a bad day. In one part there were those that ran into Anko.

"Snake in your pants and snake in your pants too" the crazy snake lady was distributing snakes like there was no tomorrow. Because she was free from the curse seal she was operating at a 100% meaning she was way stronger than her usual self.

Then there was also the fact that she drank too much coffee which was now kicking in. She was giddy she was fast she was happy she was downright crazy. Every enemy she met ended up with a snake in his or her pants.

"Snakes for everybody Hahahaha"

"Dammit Anko get your snakes out of my pants" Asuma shouted fearing that Asuma junior might be cut even shorter.

"Oops sorry" Anko laughed nervously before she began to spread her snake love to the enemy.

As for the other battle fields well they were met with the Yellow Flash and the Crimson Death. Let's just say it didn't go well for them and let's leave it at that. The Leaf clans were also pushing back the enemy. To make things worse the back-up they were expecting never came (wiped out by Naruto) so they were on their own. Their only hope was their Jinchuuriki but he seemed to be fighting a very strong opponent so in short they were screwed.

Elsewhere

"Do you think this is wise?" Hiashi asked not sure what to do. The clan had suffered a lot and he especially had suffered the most losses. Now the clan Elders were trying to poke the bear again. This was a really stupid idea.

"Hiashi this is the perfect chance. With the village distracted we can get the failure and your younger daughter and no one would notice. This is the opportunity we have been waiting for let's not waste it." the elders argued.

Hiashi reluctantly agreed although he made sure to make it clear that he has nothing to do with this. If things go wrong then the elders were to blame and they would have to face the consequences. He had had enough of being on the receiving end of a vengeful Uzumaki.

However what all the members of that little council didn't know was that there was a spy among them. Someone was watching from the shadows all the proceedings of that little conspiracy of theirs and he was going to alert the others to protect their Ladyship.

ROOT Underground Base

Danzo and his ROOT had now recovered from the psychotic breakdown they suffered from the Easter bunny's little visit. Now he was back to his conniving scheming self. Right now his troops were in front of him ready to receive orders from their master.

"The time has come with the village occupied we will storm the Uzumaki temple and get the artefacts that lay within. We have acquired some sealing arts that will help us breach the barrier surrounding the temple. If that doesn't work we have two teams tailing women who were seen with Hinata Hyuuga. We believe they also stay at the temple. We will use them to grant us safe passage through the barrier"

Danzo addressed his troops. He will not lift a finger to help the 3rd or the village until he becomes Hokage. Orochimaru will do his dirty work and when he becomes Hokage and in possession of the Uzumaki artefacts he will eliminate that little snake. He ordered his man to move out and like obedient dogs they all headed to the temple with some heading for the Uzumaki family.

For a man traumatised by that monstrosity he sure his power hungry. He forgot that the enemy he is up against was stronger than they seem and that said enemy was watching their every move. Too bad he would realise this too late with his troops downsized.

Meanwhile Hinata and Haku were helping defend the academy. The enemy had thought that taking about the future shinobi of the Leaf would definitely cripple it. What they didn't expect was to walk into a trap since the academy students were evacuated. And so they were suffering heavy casualties which only increased when the two girls arrived.

The two were working together like a well-oiled machine showing superb teamwork. Hinata would use her taijutsu to engage in short range combat with Haku supporting with long range. But that's not to say that Haku sucked at short rang and range Hinata sucked long range. This is just the strategy they chose. It also helped them not to reveal too much techniques that would draw even further attention from that greedy council.

Off to the side the other genin were amazed as they watched to two girls decimate chunin and some jounin alike. It made them feel like they were slacking off during their training and it sucked.

"Man look at them go. I knew Hinata improved but this is ridiculous" Kiba commented with Chouji and Shino nodding. Ino and Ten Ten were feeling jealous. For Ten Ten it was that she was older and yet these two girls were doing something she is incapable of doing herself. For Ino she felt that her life was a lie. I mean she always said that she was strong but seeing these two girl in action made her rethink a lot about her career. As for Lee well he was somewhere shouting something about YOUTH creepy (remember Gaara didn't break his legs).

Hinata stopped for a moment as if she was having a conversation with her shadow? She then turned to Haku and they talked in hashed tones for a while before they took off in a random direction. The other genin thought that they had spotted more enemies so they followed.

When they stopped suddenly a number of Hyuuga clan members showed up all battle ready. The others were confused but they quickly put two and two together. They were after Hinata. They got to their friend's side intending on helping.

"Please step aside we have no quarrels with you. We just want the traitor" said the leader.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you" came a deep voice from Hinata's shadow.

"Ahh did is it me or did Hinata's shadow just talk?" asked Kiba with a confused and curious face. You could see Akamaru whimpering a bit. The Hyuuga assailants were on high alert now. The leader stepped forward with his Byakuugan blazing but he was surprised that he couldn't see anything.

"Come out and show yourself" the leader shouted.

From Hinata's shadow a creature jumped out. The creature was as big as a horse. It was a huge wolf with bluish fur but the neck was white. It had a black star on its forehead and a horn in the middle of the star. This was Ranga leader of the Tempest wolves (from That time I got reincarnated as a slime).

"Here I am so what are you going to now Food" Ranga said in a menacing tone while liking his lips hungrily to the now shaking in fear 'fearless' leader. Well anyone would when a horse sized wolf calls you Food. To make matters worse his compatriots found themselves restrained by other wolves that jumped out of their shadows.

"You think we wouldn't find out about your little plot. My wolves informed me of everything. Wait till Lord Naruto hears of this. Anyway time for dinner" faster than anyone could react Ranga was upon the poor soul ready to comp his head.

"Ranga don't eat that you don't know where it's been. It could give you a bad case of indigestion" Hinata said stopping Ranga from biting the guy's head off who was frozen stiff.

"Come on I just wanted to scare him a little" Ranga tried to defend himself.

"And you did. The poor guy peed himself" Haku said as she moved to Ranga. "Good boy" she said as she started to pet him on the head eliciting a tail wag from the fierce creature which was generating a mini tornado.

So everyone might be wondering where the hell did Naruto get the contract for these guys. Well he made it after he met the guys in the forest of death during second part of the exams. He spotted some of the younglings tailing him when he got separated from his team. Then he came back during the one month training period then met Ranga. One thing led to another and here we are.

With Naruto

Naruto stared at his opponent with sweat rolling down his forehead. Honestly what the hell is with him and his luck? First it was Zabuza then the immortals then Orochimaru and now a freaking Bijuu. Forget this he was done.

"Okay I am going home now and sleep. Maybe this night mare will go away. I will just pretend I didn't see it and it will leave me alone" Naruto said as he tried to walk away but the berserk beast let loose a mega roar that blow Naruto away. He crashed new the two Senju brothers and the other genin who were being escorted away by clones after the brothers realised the severity of the situation.

"Hey there how is the ground treating you" Tobirama said with a smugness rolling off of him. Yah he will fire some shots of his own at this disrespectful youngster for calling him old.

"Cosy actually. You got the others away from here?" Naruto said as he got up and dusted himself. That wind just caught him off guard that all.

"Yah it seems the beast is going on a rampage" Hashirama commented.

"That's because snake freak gave some weird drugs to the Jinchuuriki to make him like this. This is what happens when you give humans an opportunity to study these creatures up close so thanks for that" Naruto said throwing a jab at the 1st.

Looking at Shukaku "Oi Shukaku can you here me? Stop being a crazy maniac and get a hold of yourself?" the only reply he got was a loud roar followed by the beast stomping where they were standing.

"Sorry Shukaku is not available at the moment please try again later" Kurama said with amusement in his voice.

'Not helping Kurama!' Naruto shouted at his partner through the mental link.

Looking at the rampaging giant fat sand racoon dog rat thing his mind began to race as he was thinking of ways to stop him. If he left things to those two then there is a possibility they might hurt or even kill Gaara. Besides Gaara is his responsibility so he will be the one to subdue him.

Concentrating Naruto made 4 special clones each with a special kunai. The clones all knew what to do. They moved to specific points boxing Shukaku in. Then they started going through hand seals which were very familiar to all the Hokage while stabbing their kunai into the ground.

"Wait is he serious. No genin knows that jutsu let alone use it with clones. Even I can do that" Tobirama said as he realised what the boy was about to do.

"Crimson Flames barrier" the clones declared and soon a square barrier was erected around Shukaku successfully stopping him from wreaking havoc in the surrounding areas and the village. For the first time in his life Tobirama's jaws dropped to the floor in both shock and awe. His brother too did the same but Tobirama's reaction was one for the history books. Who knew the stoic Kage could make a face other that his usual stone cold face.

Looking to his brother he suddenly found Hashirama looking so excited with stars in his eyes. "He is so cool. Did you see that Tobi-chan. He is even cooler than you." Then he slummed down seating in a heap with dark cloud hovering over him. "Why couldn't he have been my brother instead of the buzz kill I got"

"Hey not cool man" Tobirama shouted at his brother before he composed himself. He looked and noticed that they were inside the barrier were the fight was happening. However it seems like the Uzumaki would like to finish the fight without their help.

Naruto was paying attention to Shukaku's chakra and he was worried. Why because he was becoming darker and darker by the minute. What the hell was going on with Shukaku? Inside the seal the 9 tails just looked on with interest. Now this is going to be interesting. If only he had a giant bucket of popcorn and then things will be swell.

Naruto assessed his chakra to make sure that he had enough and he was happy to note that he was still good. In terms of fighting he was limited to sealing, wind and water affinities and his other less lethal jutsu. He wanted Gaara alive not dead.

Shukaku focussed on the only chakra signatures in the barrier. He looked more irritated that he was stopped from going to where he felt more chakra signatures and commit mass murder before going to kill more humans he meets.

He send more wind bullets to his prey. Naruto flashed away while Hashirama and Tobirama simply stood there as they were destroyed by the jutsu before they reformed. Hey why bother dodging or defending if you could just reform again. It was pretty cool except for the part that they were you know dead and are now zombies made of dust.

Naruto appeared near Shukaku's left front leg and went through a few hand seals.

"Wind style: Giant wind bullet" Naruto fired a giant wind bullet at the leg blowing it apart. This caused Shukaku lose balance but only for a moment before it reformed again. And so started the game to which Naruto would be flashing around dismembering Shukaku who would reform. He was trying to force Shukaku to use much of his chakra to flash the drugs out but it was having the opposite effect though.

The more Shukaku healed the more angrier he became. Which led to this.

"Kill all the humans kill kill kill kill" rambled Shukaku who Naruto thought was not conscious at all. But the bottom line was he has become more dangerous than ever before.

A few moment ago in Gaara's mind

Gaara was confused as to how he would react. This woman said she was his mother or her chakra imprint to be precise. She sealed her chakra into him so she could protect him from his enemies. Next to her was the beast inside him who influenced most of his decisions and tormented him.

Right now the beast was protecting them from whatever it was that was blackening the desert floor. As the beast explained if the corruptions gets to all of them then everyone outside would have really bad day until tomorrow or maybe never. Their consciousness must not be swallowed up otherwise the beast outside would rampage without restraint and also there was a possibility of Gaara becoming permanently crazy.

"Dammit this thing is feeding of my negative emotions and I have a shit tone of them. If this keeps up that thing would become my negative half" Shukaku said as he felt more of his negativity being taken from him.

"You have a negative half? I thought you were crazy as it is" Gaara's mother said as she had Gaara put his head on her lap as she stroked his head.

"I am crazy but I have restraint. Being stuck in a teapot does wonders to your psychie. This is me crazy but with restraints. That thing will be me without restraint, the me that was stuck in a teapot for a long time" Shukaku explained as he felt even more of his negative energy being taken away.

Oh no that boy outside should really stop doing that. The more he takes damage and regenerates the more negative energy was taken from Shukaku. It's only a matter of time until

"Kill all the humans kill kill kill kill"

Too late.

Outside

Skukaku looked around as if he had just awakened. He was a shade darker than he was and his negative energy sky rocketed. All that he wanted to do was murder every human for what they did to him and his family. And he will start with those three.

"Ah Kurama what happened to him?" Naruto asked his partner. Shukaku was making him feel very nervous at the moment.

"This isn't good. Looks like his dark half has come out to play. From what I can tell the more you damaged him the more his dark half grew" Kurama explained.

Naruto seeing the situation ran through two hand seals. "Summoning jutsu: Kurama"

"Ho he can summon the 9 tails" Tobirama said with the 1st preparing for a fight. Minato and Kushina also arrived to see this spectacle (they were allowed into the barrier. They had just finished up cleaning up the mess in most of Konoha so the rest of the shinobi can handle the rest. They could see Naruto standing on top of the 9 tails and they were wondering what the hell he was thinking summoning that creature here and how did he do that.

And as the jutsu stated Kurama was summoned in all his 9 tailed glory. "Are you ready partner" Naruto said with a smirk.

"Give me a minute I have to remove the stiffness from my bones" Kurama said before he started to stretch like a cat which quickly evolved to Yoga poses. After his 'stretching' he slumped down flattening a large patch of land.

"Not going to happen man I am too tired and stiff I am going back to sleep. Wake me up when you are done" Kurama said before he started to snore pretending to be asleep snoring and a snort bubble appearing on his nose.

"Are you serious right now? We are facing a crazy Bijuu and you want to take a nap? Get your lazy fat ass up and let's kick some ass" Naruto comically shouted at Kurama.

The onlookers were at a loss for words. What the hell were they seeing? This creature of mass destruction which killed many people, the walking disaster, was acting like a kid. What has the world come to now?

"My ass is not fat I will have you know" Kurama grumbled as he reluctantly got up only to receive a wind bullet to the face. His head snapped back as he slowly fell to the ground slow motion style even though everything else was moving normal. Naruto had jumped off his head when he started his weird falling. When Kurama fell on his back he laid there with all his tails scattered and unmoving. His breath was slowing down.

"This is it partner I can go on. You have to go without me. Tell my wife that I love her okay. And please dump my computer in water to destroy all evidence. And I die" with that Kurama the 9 tails was dead. His mouth hung open his tongue rolled out of his mouth. The most interesting part was the eyes which were replaced with bold Xs in them. How did he pull the X in the eyes part?

"Oh hell no wake up you stupid fur ball I know you are faking it. I can see your chest moving plus you pulled that move on Eri yesterday after watching that movie!" Naruto shouted as he comically jumped up and down Kurama's chest trying to cause some discomfort which was like a flee trying irritate an elephant.

"Okay is anyone finding this really weird" Minato asked with a sweat drop. Everyone just nodded seeing the weirdest thing ever well next to seeing the Shinigami losing to a bunch of Uzumaki at a poker game. Even the crazy Shukaku sweat dropped as he watched the drama.

"I should have stayed dead" Tobirama said

Back with our weird duo Kurama raised his head a bit. "Kit listen to me. This is your time to prove yourself. You have been training your ass off and the first fight you get you resort to me. You have a tone of jutsu up your sleeve and a devious mind to boot. Use that. When you are done I will perform a purge to remove that drug and balance Shukaku. Now go."

"Hell no you overgrown fox human bunny thing. That's my son and you are not going to send him to his death" Kushina and Minato stood in Naruto's way. There was no way in hell they were going to let Naruto fight that thing.

"Listen to me you human Zombie dead tomato thing you don't know him as well as I do. That's his friend in there and he needs help. Now my boy here will do anything to help him so don't get in his way. That's the way he is, he will do anything for his friends" while Kurama was giving his bullshit speech to Naruto's parents Naruto had slipped away intending on helping his friends.

'Kurama said I can do this. I am just limiting myself too much. So what can I do. I can't use Hashirama or Kushina at the moment. I flashed too many times so I have to use my chakra carefully. If Kurama said he needs to purge the drug it means that he wants me to restrain Shukaku. Okay I got it I know what to do' Naruto thought as he smirked. Plans were already forming in his head.

Kurama after convincing both parents to stay out of the fight citing that it was a good idea to get on his good side plus they have to see what he can do they relented. Right now Kurama wished he had popcorn as he enjoyed the fight. As if to answer his wish a huge bucket of popcorn materialised in his clawed hand. He smirked.

"You two took your time." Kurama said as he sat cross legged eating popcorn. The others turned to see the new arrivals which were a white haired man who looked like Naruto and a horse sized bunny. D Naruto's chakra was suppressed to civilian levels making him non-threatening.

"Yo Kurama we were kinda busy running into 'accidents' hehehe. Anyway how is our boy doing" D Naruto said as he and Shiro strolled to where the others were. The others looked defensive but D- Naruto ignored them.

Kurama offered everyone popcorn to which the others refused. Who wants popcorn that look like GMOs gone wrong. Well almost everyone.

"Come on Tobi-chan you gotta try this. It's really good" Hashirama shouted as he was eating a huge popcorn that was at least 3 times his size. Seeing this Kushina grinned and was immediately next to Hashirama with her own oversized popcorn munching it like nobody's business. Minato and Tobirama just sighed and face palmed.

Meanwhile Naruto and Shikaku faced off again. Shukaku wasn't holding back and neither was Naruto. Right off the bat Shukaku started to pull positive and negative energy together to form a medium sized (for Bijuu anyway) black ball. Naruto seeing this formed two clones and they huddled together as the formed a rasengan.

"Oi oi oi are you kidding me Naruto needs help against that. We have to help" Minato said as he took his special kunai ready to intervene. Kushina looked to the Naruto look alike and the 9 tails and saw that they were calm. If they were this calm then there was no need to worry.

"Hold your panties match stick and sit down. He will be fine just watch" D Naruto said without a hint of worry.

Naruto and Shukaku finished powering up their jutsu. His two clones took out kunai and readied themselves while their boss aimed his jutsu at Shukaku. Minato had to wonder if his son has lost it. No rasengan can match that jutsu from a tailed beast.

"Tailed Beast bomb" "Multi-layered rasengan cannon"

Shukaku launched his jutsu at the same time Naruto fired his. This was no ordinary rasengan no not in the slightest. This was an SS rank jutsu created by D Naruto himself. The concept behind it is that you create three shells are capable of expanding. Fill the first shell with a lot of power hence the two clones.

When the rasengan is fired in its normal size its very fast. As it flies the first shell breaks filling the second shell which expands making it bigger. Then it goes on to the third shell making it even bigger. The more power contained in the first shell determines how big it can become. Imagine if you add an element to the last two shell hehehe. Or when fully mastered t is capable of pulling Nature chakra mid-flight.

Naruto's jutsu flew toward the beast bomb. On the way the first shell broke making it expand to the size of a bubble balloon (those balloons that people get inside and roll downhill. I don't know the name). Before it clashed with the beast bomb it expanded again this time 4 times its size matching Shukaku's beast bomb (it was not a full powered beast bomb).

The two jutsu clashed and fought for dominance but they were evenly matched. Both jutsu detonated causing a massive explosion that caused a mini earth quake. Naruto's two clone stuck their kunai into the ground erecting a one sided barrier protecting him. Shukaku made a barrier of Sand while Hashirama made a wood barrier protecting the rest to which Kurama and his friends didn't need.

When the explosion ended and the dust cleared the spectators were treated to the sight of a massive create the size of a third of Konoha. You could hear Kurama's impressed whistling. That was one heck of a jutsu to stop a half powered tailed Beast Bomb. Tobirama and Minato stood there jaws on the ground eyes the size of dinner plates. What they were seeing should not be done by a freaking genin.

"What the hell kind of rasengan is that. Its far more advanced than the vision I had for it" Minato shouted in shock.

"Is this kid a genin or a Kage in disguise!" Tobirama shouted.

"Yey that my boy kick his ass Naruto!" that was Kushina. Hashirama was also cheering for the boy. It seems he has found a new friend who was really cool. Take that Madara.

Naruto seeing that Shukaku was still in one piece went through three hand seals for another SS ranked jutsu his brother taught him. Fire was a bad idea and so was wind so he will have to go with water.

"Water style: Imperial Sea Dragon" Naruto formed a huge Chinese dragon made of water which was the size of Shukaku. He jumped up and the dragon tilted its head to receive him in mid-air. So now he was standing on its head. Holding a hand seal the dragon shot at Shukaku at great speed.

Shukaku fired a few wind bullets but to everyone's surprise the dragon dodged them as it sped at Shukaku. When they were very close Naruto jumped off the dragon as he created 3 more clones. He was also running out of chakra but Kurama gave him a tail's worth of chakra. You could see a light golden shroud with a single tail.

The dragon wrapped itself around Shukaku and bit into his neck making the beast roar in anger but the water was starting to slow him down. Naruto and his clone surrounded Shukaku each with a Kunai in hand. Stabbing the kunai into the ground they announced their jutsu.

"Sealing Arts: Bijuu Restraining Order" A massive seal formed connecting the kunai together with Shukaku inside. Giant ropes of chakra appeared from the kunai and bound Shukaku restraining and suppressing his chakra so he wouldn't attack. But there was one problem.

"What the fuck! Are you kidding me!" Naruto shouted as he looked at Shukaku.

"Language Mr! And what the fuck are you into anyway?" Kushina reprimanded her son while she tried to process whatever the hell this was. Tobirama and Minato were busy ogling at the techniques notice the situation.

"Oh shut it. This is your fault since I got it from you" Naruto fired back shutting Kushina up.

"Bwahahaha this is comedy gold man" Kurama laughed along with Shiro who was saying something about the weirdest fetish ever between breaths. D Naruto was busy taking a video to show the others.

"Shut it. Do you have anything to say about Shukaku. Like I don't know is he secretly female or something?"

"I am not female you stupid human. Wait till I am free I will kill you a thousand times" Shukaku shouted as he was tied bondage style to which the writer has no idea how that happened. Seriously I don't know how this happened.

"Okay Kurama any time now. Do the purge thing!" Naruto advised his friend. Sweat was rolling down his brow. He was so damn tired. Throwing S rank jutsu and beyond back to back really took a lot out of him.

Kurama just grambled as he went to his brother and connected his chakra to his. Shukaku tried to resist but soon he became docile and stopped resisting. Kurama disappeared going into Gaara's mind to fix things from the inside.

"Tobi-chan I hate to say this but he is cooler than you. Now I really want him as my brother. Hey lady wanna trade your boy for that one. I will throw an all you can eat ramen coupon in the afterlife just so I can get rid of him" Hashirama pleaded with the red head.

"Oh hell no that guy is a buzz kill and my boy is ten tones of fun. Keep your problem to yourself buddy" Kushina replied folding her hands. Hashirama slumped on the ground with rain clouds forming over his head.

As for Tobirama and Minato well they were the same as Hashirama but for different reasons.

"Why is he way cooler than us when we were genin. This sucks" Tobirama said with Minato agreeing.

"I hate to break your pity party but I would like you to cough it up please" D Naruto said as he appeared in front of thin air scaring the hell out of the Kage and Kushina. All were thinking 'How the hell did he do that with so little chakra?'

"What are you talking about?" Minato asked as he took a defensive stance.

"Kurama's other half he wants it back if you don't mind" D Naruto said all the while not to threatened by the Kage in front of him.

"Who the heck is Kurama?"

And done.

One of the longest chapters I wrote. Anyway I hope you enjoy. Next chapter Kurama is made whole sort of, tying up the invasion arc and something interesting happens to Orochimaru. Stay tuned.

Okame: Tobirama's embarrassing stories by Hashirama

"Hello I am Hashirama Senju and I am here to tell you some stories about my brother. As you all know my brother is super smart and cool looking. However, there are many titles he has been called by such as bummer, stick in the mud, schmuck and so on. But the best title that sets him off even to today is Buzz kill."

"This honourable title was bestowed to him by the jolly fatman himself Santa Claus. The big man came one Christmas when we were kids and left us presents. When he came to Tobi-chan he left a bag full of coal and a note that said Buzz kill. Boy was Tobi-chan grumpier than usual that day."

"Oh and did you know that he and Madara were tied for the coolest as well as the most abrasive personality of the year awards."

"But my favourite and one of the factors that made Madara go crazy was when Tobi-chan took Madara's role in the annual Christmas play. As you know there is one part that Madara could only play and that was The Grinch. So imagine to everyone's surprise when Tobi-chan won the part by just showing his face. Oh man Madara flipped that day hahaha"

This story was told to the Hidden Leaf citizens by the 1st Hokage while Tobirama was tied up with chakra ropes followed by a bunch of seals to make sure he wouldn't disrupt story time.

"Brother I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE JUST YOU WAIT!" Tobirama shouted as he tried his best to free himself.

"Well in that case if you are going to kill me might as well tell them the reserved stories. So let me tell you about the time I changed Tobi-chan's angry dipper…."
"FUCK YOU Brother"

"Hell no I would rather have Mito do that hehehe"

The End. Stay tuned for Madara's embarrassing stories by Hashirama