Roaring along to Hong Kong, the Wacky Racers are led by number 13 the lovely wizard Vanessa London and Crystal. However she's being pursued by villainous Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley.

"All right Muttley; let's give Vanessa the phony photographer bit."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Muttley dressed as a photographer with a camera and brought to the front of the Magic Rocket

"Well what a surprise, a photographer and you want to take my picture?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

"Just a minute." Vanessa made a mirror appear to check her hair "I'm good. You may take my picture when ready."

Muttley took the picture however he was blinded. Vanessa revealed that she had an invisible mirror in front of her reflecting the flash back to Muttley

"Nice try Muttley, I'm well aware of the phony photographer bit. You know what to do Crystal."

"Right."

Crystal went to the Mean Machine with a pink camera "Mind if I take your picture?"

"Of course."

He was blinded

"What's going on?"

Crystal hummed a tune as she tampered with the Double Zero. Once done she returned to the Magic Rocket. Vanessa sent Muttley back, by the time he returned the Double Zero fell apart.

Dastardly managed to gain his senses back and looked at the state of his car "Curses! Foiled again by that meddling female and her pesky cat!"

And the Wacky beat goes on with Vanessa London leading followed by the Ant Hill Mob and the Creepy Coupe. Nurse Bridget Swan is trailing the leaders followed by the Army Surplus Special.

The wind blows Bridget's hat away

"Uh-oh, my hat."

It fell onto Private Meekly's face

"Hey Segre, I can't see."

"It must have fallen on the Army Surplus Special. I better ask them to stop." Nurse Bridget stopped and put up a STOP sign

"Meekly hit the brakes!"

The Surplus Six comes to a stop.

"There's my hat." She takes her hat "Sorry about that Meekly."

"Oh it's nothing really Miss Bridget, ma'am."

Nurse Bridget puts her hat back on and they continue driving.

The race goes on its way as Rufus Ruffcut makes his play.

"Hey Chris, out of my way! I'm coming through!"

Christopher rises to the occasion "You can go ahead now."

"Gee, thanks."

Penelope Pitstop who is in fifth position decides to use a strategy to gain some extra speed

"My little ol' hair dryer and favorite bed sheet should do the trick."

And look at her go! Adding Hair Dryer Power to Sail Power has put Penelope into third place. What a Wacky Race this is, but where's Dick Dastardly?

"Right here, ready to stop those Wacky Racers. All right Muttley launch the bomb."

Muttley held a slingshot containing a bomb which was on a wagon. He released it and it went towards the others

Vanessa simply made it disappear

"Curses, that pesky wizard foiled my scheme again. It looks like I'll have to find a better barrier." He stopped to see a sign "Jing the Great's House is just east of here, that fellow could help me to put a stopping spell on the other cars." he laughed

So as Dastardly tries to plan another dastardly deed, the other Wacky Racers hold a steady pace. Peter Perfect is leading followed by Professor Pat Pending and Penelope Pitstop. Red Max hops right over the Slag Brothers but he propped his prop.

His runaway propeller cuts Christopher's car in half

"Uh-oh my car. Uh-oh my tools, they've been cut in half! Now what am I going to do?"

The Slag Brothers stopped and fixed his car and tools.

"Wow, you guys fixed both my tools and my car." He went back in "Thanks Slags!" He zoomed off

Meanwhile Dastardly and Muttley reached Jing the Great's house but there's a sign: 'Gone on vacation in Florida, will be back in two weeks'

"Drat! But wait, he left this magic stick, get my disguise kit Muttley."

Dastardly changed into a magician with black and blue Chinese wear

"At least I can stop those Wacky Racers." They left

Dastardly and Muttley appeared in front of the Wacky Racers

"Not so fast!"

Everyone stopped

"Who are you?"

"I'm Jing the Great!"

"Jing the Great?" Vanessa appeared in front of him "Wow, I've heard a lot about you but I don't remember you being so sneaky looking especially with that unappealing handlebar mustache."

"Oh yeah? Well underneath all that cuteness is a despicable lady!"

"You've got some nerve using fighting words on a lady." She took out a pink glove "Take this!"

She knocked him out plus there was nothing heavy inside that glove

"People say I throw a mean right hook so I don't have to put anything inside my right hand glove." She laughed

The Wacky Racers are now about 400 yards away from Hong Kong. Wait a minute where did that tunnel come from?

The racers went inside

"That's my plan. By using this tunnel I created, those Wacky Racers will never finish!" He laughed

Due to that despicable trick Dick Dastardly is now leading without being challenged. I wonder how the others are doing. Wait a minute; is that a portal? It is and the Wacky Racers are coming out of that portal!

They ran over Double Zero

"Drat! Double Drat!"

How did you guys get out of there?

"Being a wizard I know my way out of never ending magic tunnels."

Thanks to that, the racers continue. Number 2 is leading, number 5 second and number 12 third. The rest are holding a steady pace. And now Dick Dastardly's going to plan another dirty magic trick.

Dick used the magic stick and fired a cloud of magic dust.

Uh-oh Dastardly froze the racers and takes the lead

"He didn't know I have a unfreeze spell."

Amazing, Vanessa's spell unstuck everyone. It's now one mile left to the finish line. The Double Zero is leading and sure to win.

"Finally Muttley, we're going to win!"

However they are stopped by magic

"Hey, what's going on?"

It was Jing the Great himself; dressed in black and white

"Aha! So you're the one who's been using my magic stick. I knew I felt some despicable character using my magic stick." They disapperaded

And here come the rest of the cars to the finish. Professor Pat Pending finishes first, Red Max comes in second and Vanessa London third. What an exciting race! And as for Dick Dastardly

They were trapped in a cellar.

"Drat! Double Drat!"

"All right you two can come out. This kind lady has paid your pardon."

"I guess this means I owe you Vanessa."

"That's right. When will you learn D.D.? Magic does not always help especially for cheaters."

"Isn't that the truth?"

They all laughed expect Dastardly

"I've had it with magic anyway. I'm going back to my usual schemes."

'Even with his usual schemes, he won't win anyway, anyhow." Crystal giggled