Here we are in Istanbul, Turkey where today's contest finds the Wacky Racers racing to the finish line in the national capital Ankara. At any moment now the Wacky Racers will be coming out ready to race.

"All right everyone. Let's move out!" The Racers ran out led by Sergeant Blast "Ankara Ho!"

"Uh, Serge I think we forgot something." said Private Meekly

Serge gave it some thought "Oh yeah! Everyone halt! About face!"

They ran back to the station

"We forgot our little ol' racecars." said Penelope giggling a bit

"With a mixed up Sergeant like this, you would forget something too." said Crystal

Finally, the racers lined up, the pistol went off

And there they go! The Tropical Convertible takes the lead with the Crimson Haybailer second and the Creepy Coupe third. Hey Dastardly aren't you starting?

"I'm about to. With the help of my super motor I'll be way out in front."

His motor becomes larger with a large bursting flame blowing out and he takes off at great speed

"Oh no, I've lost control!"

He hits the Army Surplus which sends the drivers out of their seats while crashing into the other cars sending the drivers out of their seats. They exploded altogether and the boys fell on top of each other. Dastardly ended up at the bottom under Big Gruesome.

Sergeant Blast was first to regain conscious to see the sight "Now you've done it Dastardly! I ought to throw you in the brig for this!"

"Another unsuccessful idea by Dick Dastardly." said Vanessa as she floated down by magic

Penelope and Arista held onto their respective umbrellas as they floated down. Crystal made use of her collar as a parachute to float down safely. Muttley held onto Nurse Bridget's hands as he brought her down safely tanks to his tail propeller.

"Thank you for saving me Muttley."

Bridget kissed him which made him do a loop de loop in the air and float down like a feather. He sighed with content.

"He's easy to please." said Crystal

While the Slag Brothers and Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth fix their individual cars Christopher's mechanical skills are called upon to fix the others' cars.

"Boy I've seen a lot of wrecks but this takes the cake and the factory that made it."

In one minute Christopher was done. He wipes his face with his rag

"All finished."

The Slags inspect their car

"All right?"

"Yeah, all set."

Rufus and Sawtooth put the finishing touches.

"Yep we're good to go."

"Good well that takes care of everything." said Peter

"All except the fee, that will be 110 dollars and 75 cents please."

"Why that's ridiculous!" shouted Sergeant Blast

"It is, the price should be about 250 dollars and 17 cents." said Professor Pat Pending

"Oh really? That makes it all the better for me."

"Thanks a lot smart guy." said Dick Dastardly

"I'm just kidding I won't take any payment."

"That's a relief huh Clyde?"

"Yeah we don't have that much in our account anyway."

"Anyway let's back to racing."

Despite the delay caused by Dick Dastardly, the racers are making their way. The Ant Hill Mob is leading but coming up fast is the Army Surplus Special and Rufus Ruffcut in his Buzzwagon. And here we have Dick Dastardly planning another of his dirty tricks.

"Yeah a three million horsepower plan!" he laughed "My fake hurricane machine will blow the competition right out of the Wacky Race. Here they come, now Muttley!"

Muttley pressed the button but nothing happened. He pressed it again, still nothing happened.

"Hurry Muttley hurry!"

He pressed it three times but still nothing "*grumbles* Stupid machine."

Everyone passed by

"Drat you Muttley, you let them get away!"

He pressed it and it finally worked blowing Dastardly away in the direction the other racers

"Muttley turn the machine off!"

He turned it off. Dastardly fell into Vanessa's Magic Rocket

"What are you doing here Dastardly?"

Crystal appeared from under his hat "And why don't you watch where you're landing? You dummy!" She hopped into Vanessa's lap

He chuckled nervously "I hope you don't mind me dropping in."

"I do mind, I'm not in the mood to pick up hitchhikers. So out you go." She pressed the ejection seat button and sent him flying far back and into the ground

"Drat, drat and double drat!"

Muttley laughed

At this point Christopher Scott decides to use Hang Glider Power. And there he goes gliding into the lead. The Red Max uses the opportunity to take to the air and goes into second place. Penelope Pitstop makes use of the wind and sails into third place.

Meanwhile Dick Dastardly has shift into Hydro Power and is skidding down the waters to take the lead.

"It's like having the road to ourselves. We'll get ahead far enough to drop the others out of the race."

"That's what you think."

Vanessa came up in her own speedboat with Crystal water-skiing.

"So long D.D."

"Oh yeah? You're a perfect target for my torpedo!" He laughed "Fire one!"

"Uh-oh that torpedo is going to blow us out of the water."

"Don't worry Crystal, just hang on."

Vanessa pulled a lever which lifted the boat up with Crystal up in the air. Crystal made use of her tail as a propeller to keep her airborne. Once they landed Vanessa drove to the torpedo.

"Now to send it back to its owner." She used a pencil to write Dick Dastardly, turned the dial and it went backwards

"Yikes!" An explosion went off leaving Dastardly and Muttley to stay on the top of the Double Zero "Drat you Vanessa!"

As the racers pass the half way mark it's Number 9 Peter Perfect in the lead, Vanessa London second and the Crimson Haybailer third. The others are keeping a steady pace and bringing up the rear is Number 7 the Ant Hill Mob.

"All youse mugs, let's make with the Getaway Power."

"But boss why don't we stay in last place? That way we aren't being followed."

"You heard me! Now get going!"

"Sure boss sure!"

They took off passing everyone

And it's the Ant Hill Mob out in front. But where's Dick Dastardly? Oh here he is with another scheme no doubt

"Right! This rocket should make them turn back while I go to the finish." He lit and it flew straight on

"Look Boss, we're being targeted by an unidentified object."

"Okay boys show that thing the right way to fly."

"Right Boss."

The group held a trampoline which bounced the rocket back to Dick Dastardly

"We're a surefire to win this race Muttley."

The rocket reached them and exploded leaving a hole in the road. The others spilt and went left and right ways past the hole

"Drat! Drat and a double drat!"

Muttley laughed

"Well I'm not giving up that easy Muttley. I've got an idea to put us way out in front."

They repaired the Mean Machine

"I figured out why the Super Motor didn't work. I put too much power. That's why we'll lower the power down until it's just about right. That way we will win the race."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Muttley snickered

It's only 500 yards till the finish line. The Ant Hill Mob ensures to keep the lead with Machine Gun Power. Professor Pat Pending is second and the Ceepy Coupe third. Nurse Bridget puts on a burst of speed and takes second place.

But hold everything! The Double Zero is putting on an extreme burst of speed. Dick's passing everyone; the Mean Machine is in the lead!

"We did it Muttley! We're going to win!"

However the engine exploded. All that was left is Dick Dastardly and Muttley in their seats with Dastardly holding the steering wheel.

Oh what a pity. The Double Zero stopped at about 1cm close to the finish line. And here come the rest of the racers down to the finish. And the winner is Number 7 the Ant Hill Mob, Nurse Bridget Swan in car Number 12 comes in second and Professor Pat Pending in car Number 3 finishes third.

Oh tough luck Dastardly. You almost made it.

Dastardly started crying

Please Dastardly, the last thing the viewers want to see is a grown man cry. Right Muttley?

He nodded and laughed.