Brr! Pardon me folks but it's very chilly here in Slovakia. And here is where the Wacky Racers are wheeling their way through the ice and snow to the finish line in the national capital Bratislava. The racers donned on their snowsuits to brave through the icy cold weather. How are you dealing with the cold Vanessa?

"Just fine, I do great in cold weather."

"Me too especially since I'm wearing a double fur coat."

"Cold hands, warm hide I always say." said Penelope

"It's a good thing I installed anti-freeze to my car." said Nurse Bridget

"Nothing like hot chocolate on a cold day like this." said Christopher he drank a cup of hot chocolate

Peter Perfect is leading with Ant Hill Mob skating into second place and the Slag Brothers third. And a way, way back is Dick Dastardly in car Double Zero.

"Soon I'll be way out in front." He fired a missile from his hood which struck the ground and created an icy wind which froze the racers' cars

Uh-oh, the racers are stopped cold and Dastardly takes the lead.

"Little did Dastardly know, my anti-freeze is very powerful."

Amazing the anti-freeze has freed everyone and the race continues. The racers have approached ski area. However Dick Dastardly must have another dirty trick up his sleeve.

"Not up my sleeve missy. Up my hood!" he laughed

A small cannon appeared from the hood and shot a cannonball which caused an avalanche.

Oh boy Dirty Dick has struck again. The avalanche has blocked the path with ice and snow.

Dastardly and Muttley laughed

Well that was a stupid trick Dastardly. No one else can pass through that avalanche but neither can you.

"Oh yeah? Well cast your eyes down there."

A ski jump? You're going down the ski jump?

"And I'll be the only one to win this Wacky Race." he laughed

Muttley pointed out that the others were coming

I see the rest of the Wacky Racers are coming up to use the jump too.

"Curses! Why can't those dum-dums think of any dirty tricks of their own? Well there's no way I'm letting them get down the ski jump." He pulled out a hook "Muttley put this on the slope and we will drive off without it. The race will be stopped cold for the rest while I'll go to the finish."

Muttley did so and they successfully took the slope off. However Vanessa was the first to arrive

"Uh-oh the slope is gone."

"No problem I'm make an ice slope."

A solid ice slope was made. It was even longer that the previous ski slope

Wow, that's an impressive ice slope you made Vanessa.

"Thanks. Like I said I do great in cold weather."

The racers drove down and glided through the air. They returned to the highway leaving Dastardly far behind.

"Curses! Foiled again!"

The racers are battling through the snow each driver looking for an opening. Number 12 Nurse Bridget Swan is dog sledding her way into the lead

"Mush Arista mush."

The Arkansas Chuggabug is using Boiler Power to melt the snow and steams into second place. The Ant Hill Mob is snowshoeing into third. Now let's check on Dick Dastardly.

A giant ice block was placed onto the road

"Let's see them get past this."

Arista alerted Bridget about the road block

"Don't worry Arista; I'll use my Super Ice Crusher."

It destroyed the road block and the ice fell onto Dick Dastardly

"Curses! Curses!"

Muttley laughed

At the half way mark its Number 12 holding the lead, Number 5 second and Number 10 third. Christopher Scott, Professor Pat Pending and Vanessa London are skidding lightly across the snow on skis and gaining on the leaders. The Creepy Coupe skidding back to last place decide to Dragon Power to melt the snow.

They pass Number 8, 7, 6, 1, 9, and 4. And it's looks like they're going to pass Vanessa London.

"Oh no they won't." Crystal held a bucket of water

She threw onto the mouth making his teeth chatter and slid back into the belfry.

Meanwhile in the Dastardly Deed Department

"Here they come Muttley. Plant the dynamite."

He did so and waited. First he allowed Nurse Bridget to pass and then pushed the plunger. However nothing happened.

Dastardly went over to check "Now what went wrong?"

Muttley saw that the cords were broken. He put them together causing a spark and the dynamite exploded causing snow to fall on Dastardly. Muttley laughed and got hit in the face with a snowball.

"*grumbles* Sore head."

It's now the final lap of this chilling race. The racers are keeping a steady pace as they approach the frozen river to cross over to reach the finish.

"And I'm already here."

What are you up to Dastardly?

"The racers have to cross the river to get to the finish line right?"

Right

Dastardly used a saw and sawed a rectangle on the ice "So I'm getting rid of the ice so no one will win this race but me. Muttley stomp on the ice."

He shook his head

"The last thing I need now is a chicken dog. Now stomp!"

He stomped on the ice breaking it and sending Dastardly into the freezing water.

It seems Dastardly's plan has worked. No one can get cross but wait! The Army Surplus Special is going to try Inflatable Platoon Bridge Power

"Fire away Meekly!"

It worked! The Surplus Six made it across and the rest of the racers roll across rapidly.

"M-M-Muttley, g-g-get me out of here." Dastardly chattered

Muttley lassoed him out of the water. He laughed as Dastardly was trapped in a block of ice.

And as the racers reach Bratislava it's the Army Surplus Special out in front with the Buzzwagon second and the Crimson Haybailer. But wait a minute! Here comes Dick Dastardly and he slides past everyone. Muttley is making a great effort to push his master across the finish line first.

However as they came close to the finish line, Dastardly sneezed and blew the ice away

Dick Dastardly has not crossed the finish line. And the winner is Number 6 the Army Surplus Special, Number 10 the Buzzwagon comes in second and the Crimson Haybailer Number 4 takes third place.

Oh too bad Dastardly. All that effort and nothing to show for it

"I do have something."

Oh really? What?

"I've got a cold." He sneezed twice

"Gesundheit." Muttley laughed and smiled