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Chapter 34
Previously
Doing a quick assessment, he was disappointed. She had massive Chakra reserves which were controlled to an astonishing point. Probably She is a medic like Kabuto since her flow felt familiar to his. She also had a secondary chakra pool which was being fed by the first one. Her vitality was good but not as good as his.
Elements, well she had a mix of earth and water but they were imbalanced unlike the 1st Hokage meaning she can't use wood style. Both elements looked like they haven't been used in a long time and her fighting ability is whack. It's like she hasn't been honing her combat abilities for a long time. She looks more like a brute, someone who likes to tank through any obstacle.
What a disappointment.
Now
In the tavern Naruto was resisting the urge to bang his head on the table. Why because Jiraiya had already forgotten about his oh so important mission and he looked like he was about to up and grope Tsunade right there. I mean the guy was literally drooling and almost foaming like a rabid dog. Shizune and the pig just looked on with confusion.
"Ehem Jiraiya we have a mission here" Naruto said snapping Jiraiya out of fantasy land.
"Oh yah sorry about that. So Tsunade how are you doing? Sorry I am not going to get into anymore pleasantries because we have a mission from sensei" Jiraiya said looking half serious not fully being capable of getting his mind out of the gutter.
"Wait a moment" Tsunade slurred out her words as she went through a few hand seals.
"Detox no jutsu" and just like that the once drunk Tsunade was now sober. What a convenient technique.
"As I was saying sensei gave us a mission. Konoha needs you to come back and become the new Hokage." Jiraiya said. Tsunade just looked at him like he was crazy. I mean she made it very clear that she doesn't want to come back to a place that reminded her of her pain. And becoming its Hokage was even crazier.
"You are kidding right. I told you a long time ago that I do not want to go back to that place. That place is full of my pain. And Hokage Ha. You must be mad. Why in the hell would I want to take up that job? Look at all the Hokage most of them died young and the current one looks old and miserable because of the job and you want me to take that seat. Big fat chance of that happening."
Jiraiya looked a bit surprised, no not really, he kinda expected this but to hear her say that with so much hatred like the time she left, kinda threw him off. He expected her to have mellowed out a bit. Damn this was going to be tougher than he thought. So he began to try and convince her entering into a debate which exposed some of Tsunade's insecurities to Naruto who could feel her emotions.
"Damn Jiraiya, why didn't you just bring the rapist to this woman. At least he could do a better job than you" Naruto said casually while drinking a glass of water.
The others looked at his surprised or with some measure of disgust. I mean he was suggesting they bring someone to rape Tsunade for goodness sake.
"The rapist?" Jiraiya asked confused. Yah he really wanted to get some clarity on this one.
"Yah the rapist" Naruto said like he didn't say anything wrong. Luckily Naruto had someone who understood him and he cleared the misconception.
"I believe he meant therapist." Ranga said his head popping out of the shadow scaring and surprising everyone in the tavern. Ranga then looked at the pig a little while longer before he mouthed
"I am watching you. Make sure to watch your beacon, Food" then he slowly sunk back into Naruto's shadow all the while maintaining eye contact with the scared pig.
"What the hell was that?" Tsunade demanded. She really wanted to know what that thing was and so did Jiraiya although he had an idea.
"Oh that's Ranga my summons or family friend if you will since I don't summon him per say but he hangs around me almost all the time" Naruto said like it was nothing.
"That's amazing" Shizune said impressed. She had never seen anyone so young possessing a summons before and summons were very rare in the ninja world.
"Wait are you telling that this runt has a summons" Tsunade shouted not believing it.
"Well three actually from what he told us but he never really told us anything about them. This is the first time I am seeing it" Jiraiya said trying to conclude what summoning clan Naruto's summons belong to. It looked like a wolf but the horns and the color made it difficult for his to come up with a conclusion. Well he will have to ask the toads if Naruto refuses to tell him anything.
"Yo granny who are you calling a runt!" Naruto shouted not liking the runt part. It still struck a nerve to be called that even when he underwent a few changes.
"What did you call me shorty?" Tsunade popped a vein.
"You heard me old hag" Naruto fired back. He wasn't about to back down.
"You wanna take this outside little man!" Tsunade shouted ready to teach this young insolent fool a lesson. Much like Naruto being sensitive about his height despite his recent growth, Tsunade was also very sensitive about her age, so to be called granny pissed her off.
Naruto agreed without even thinking. He just jumped out of his seat and was well on his way outside the tavern forgetting the fact that he was facing a senin. Okay he knew that fact he just chose to ignore it in favor of challenging her. What, he was bored after spending a few days being bugged by Jiraiya. The Itachi Kisame therapy didn't do much.
"Come on Tsunade you can't fault the kid for that. Please be the grown up and leave the kid alone. And you Naruto stop antagonizing everyone you meet!" Jiraiya tried to defuse the situation but he just sweet dropped as he saw the two clearly ignoring him like he wasn't even there. Shizune and Tonton (the pig) just followed worried about what Tsunade was going to do to the boy.
"Alright boy let me teach you a thing or two about respecting your elders. I will only use one finger to beat some sense into you" Tsunade said in a cocky manner while cracking her knuckles. Tsunade as a former ninja and one of the best in Konoha should have learnt not to underestimate anyone no matter their age or height hehehe.
"So its hand to hand then. No ninjutsu involved?" Naruto asked.
"For me yes, for you, anything goes. Not that it would make much of a difference anyway" Tsunade said cockily.
"Oh boy she shouldn't have done that. She will be in big trouble" Jiraiya said. But this was also a good chance to see more of Naruto's skills. He might not show all but Jiraiya can gauge him.
"What do you mean Jiraiya-sama. Should you be worried about your student?" Shizune asked.
"No I wouldn't be. He is stronger than you think. I didn't see his fights but he is good. He was key is defeating Orochimaru's invasion, fought a crazy Jinchuuriki and even went up against the some very dangerous people recently and came out unscathed" Jiraiya explained while focusing on the fight.
Back to the fight Naruto was doing some stretches preparing for the fight. In his mind he was debating on what to use against the senin just to relieve his boredom. For one he wanted to see what the strongest woman (of that age) can do. He also wanted to see how his super strength fairs against hers.
"So granny are you not going to bring your walking cane to the party?" Naruto taunted the woman. Said woman just saw red and attacked fast. I mean Naruto expected her to be fast but not this fast (note she is still sane enough not to use her full speed). Well it was his fault for slacking off against her.
Tsunade appeared in front of Naruto in an instant ready to flick her finger against Naruto's forehead. Naruto barely avoided the flick feeling the small amounts of wind pressure generated by the flick. Damn did she want to blow his head to chunks! Oh well a good challenge is always welcome to Naruto.
Naruto righted himself then he went for a punch (he had discarded his main taijutsu form for this fight) matching Tsunade's speed to which she dodged it then tried to flick him again. Her flick was met with Naruto's punch stopping Tsunage in her tracks. Tsunade was honestly surprised that the runt could stop that flick. Most chunin would have been send flying and screaming. Seems this kid is going to be fun after all.
Grinning to herself to which Naruto mirrored, she increased her speed and Naruto did the same matching her flick for punch stopping her attacks in her tracks surprising their spectators. Shizune looked on in surprise as she witnessed a boy no older than 14 doing something that most grown man could not do. Also she was surprised that her master found herself enjoying this little fight.
Jiraiya was also surprised. He didn't know that the kid had super strength. Damn seems his brother made sure to train Naruto in almost every aspect even those Jiraiya didn't consider teaching Naruto or himself for that matter.
Tsunade and Naruto found themselves in a deadly dance of blows each dodging and countering. Tsunade was really enjoying herself to the point that she unconsciously cliched her fists all the well increasing her strength. Naruto was forced to also up his strength enhancing his body with chakra releasing his seals seeing as the woman had broken her own stipulation and going to shatter his bones. You could hear and feel the impact and shockwaves generated by the punches.
Jiraiya was honestly surprised that Naruto could hold his own against Tsunade's super strength. Anyone would be crazy to challenge Tsunade to a contest of strength which the boy seems to be doing instead of using that bizarre taijutsu of his. Jiraiya himself would have to enter sage mode in order to keep up with Tsunade's strength and that's a testament to Naruto's strength.
Naruto and Tsunade traded a few more blows before Naruto thought it was a good to punch the woman in the gut seeing as she was leaving a lot of opening in her defenses. Slipping under her guard Naruto launched a vicious right hook to Tsunade's ribs with the aim of incapacitating her. At the last second Tsunade focused her chakra on the point Naruto was about to hit resulting in her nullifying the damage Naruto would have caused.
Naruto himself was surprised honestly. He had read the woman like a book, he had timed her reaction to his punch. Damn this woman's instincts were amazing and her chakra control was insane. Well Naruto didn't have time to praise the woman in his head because his danger senses were telling him to run.
And he immediately regretted punching the woman because she retaliated by delivering a strong punch that launched him through a few buildings.
"Oh my goodness Tsunade-sama killed him!" Shizune shouted panicking that her master killed the boy. But her master was busy twitching her brow annoyance.
"Your one tricky bastard boy" she muttered in annoyance.
"That was close. Sheesh lady can you at least hold back a little you could have taken my head off!" came a familiar voice of Naruto besides Shizune, the place where Jiraiya used to be. Okay what the heck just happened.
"I gotta hand it to you kid that's was that quick thinking replacing yourself with Jiraiya. And it was satisfying curving his face in, again. You are good kid very good. Not many people dare challenge me blow for blow like that even though I was holding back. Now shall we continue" Tsunade said as she rocked herself towards Naruto who was trying to tell her that she lost when she broke her own stipulations.
Naruto dodged the woman then put some distance between him and that she-hulk. Yah paint her green, give her an attorney suit, down size he boobs, okay big boobs stay, they are awesome…. Wait where the heck did that come from. Tsunade turned around righting herself giving her chest a little (not so little) bounce adding more fuel to Naruto's predicament.
"I am not falling for that. You are not going to seduce me with those massive guns of yours. And watch where you point those things! They are dangerous for my health!" shouted a blushing Naruto. He was a hot-blooded teen after all and it seems he found his teenage adult crush cutesy of those boobs. Hinata had so much potential in that department but she still has a few years to go before she could boob bomb him.
Tsunade looked at her chest then at the blushing teen. She smirked as she gave her chest a little bit more bounce drawing Naruto's eyes to her chest for a moment, which was all she needed. She rushed at him again only to be met with a kunai mid sprint. She easily dodged it only for
"Sealing Arts: Restraining order!" Naruto shouted. Roped of chakra came out of the seal restraining Tsunade but well…..
"Oh come on I fixed that last week. Why does this keep happening!" Naruto shouted wiping the blood from his nose at the sight before him. Shizune and Tonton just stood there at a loss for words. Tsunade was beet red with both anger and embarrassment. She tried to speak, shout, curse the boy but she couldn't because of the gag in her mouth. Yah Naruto's seal is weird. And what's with the gag it wasn't there during his tests!
But he had bigger problems mainly an angry Tsunade tied up bondage style and because of her heavenly bountiful chest, you get the idea right, big boobed Tsunade tied down bondage style hehehe. The poor boy was about to pass out from blood loss until something happened that made his eyes widen to epic proportions.
Tsunade/She freaking Hulk /Senju broke his seal. She broke his chakra ropes. At first the ropes held but the angrier she got the more powerful she became. Yah definitely a she-hulk.
"Alright you little perv time for a lesson on respecting women" Tsunade shouted as she prepared pulverize the perv. She was met with a few Kunai with the same seal but she easily broke them. Well that was until
"Sealing Arts: Bijuu restraining order!" Naruto hoping that this time it will work, and it did much to his relief. Sheesh that woman is a freak of nature for her to be restrained by a seal meant for Bijuu. But why the hell are his retraining orders acting up like this. Tsunade was again tied up bondage style again. Oh hell when she gets free she will kill him for sure. Luckily Jiraiya was unconscious otherwise Jiraiya's perverted tendencies would have gotten him into even more trouble.
"Son of a…" Naruto shouted as he felt fear creeping into him, a dark purple hannya and a white oni hannya popping in front of him. Damn were the girls spying on him or something.
Back home
"Ara I have a feeling that Naruto is doing something perverted. Maybe he is losing himself to his beastly urges" Hinata said with a creepy smile mirrored by Haku. All the men in the house were huddled in a corner hannya masks surrounding them.
"Umm guys did anyone else have a heart attack five times like I did" Zabuza asked getting a yap from the others.
"I peed myself" Shukaku said.
Back in Tanzaku Gai
"Let me go brat. If you do I wont murder you, much that is" Tsunade said with an 'I am definitely going to murder you a lot' smile.
"Yah right like I am going to fall for that" Naruto said as he backed a safe distance away creating many clones before dispelling the seal.
Tsunade got up and stretched a bit before she turned to Naruto with an eerie smile. "Run Brat" was the simple statement that left her mouth before she went on a murder spree. All night you could here screams and earth tremors as Naruto's clones were being murdered by the crazy she-hulk. Shizune just ignored everything as she and Tonton went to their motel room.
This was also the time Jiraiya regained consciousness. He staggered out of the building a bit trying to remember what happened. Oh the little shit used him for a substitution. Damn his face hurts. But why did he feel like his missed some very important inspiration moments.
5 Days later
Things were awkward between Tsunade and Naruto which left Jiraiya confused since everyone refused to tell him what happened while he was out. Also after destroying Naruto's unfortunate clones (all of them) Tsunade went back to drinking where she met up with Jiraiya. They discussed a few things like Naruto, the state of the Leaf (Jiraiya conveniently forgot to tell her that the previously dead Kage were still around) and the fact that she lost to a genin.
It was a bitter spill to swallow for her but yah it happened. Anyway, she still refused to come back to the Leaf citing that she needed more time to think about it. She also discussed Orochimaru's offer and they had a laugh when she told Jiraiya that Orochimaru was wearing adult dippers hehehe.
The dude even said that he wanted Tsunade to take a look at his ass because he had been shitting flames for a while now.
Jiraiya also told her that he was teaching Naruto the Rasengan to which she was surprised. Jiraiya bragged that Naruto could master the rasengan in a week to which Tsunade made one of her sucker's bets that if he mastered the jutsu she would come back with them to the Leaf. Yah that's a stupid bet especially when Naruto already mastered and took the jutsu to another level. No one needed to know that.
Anyway, now we find three humans, a frightened pig and a hungry Ranga eying the pig; waiting at a clearing. Soon the one they were waiting for arrived. Orochimaru was a bit surprised to see Tsunade had brought some company in which Jiraiya was one of them. Then he got angry when he saw Naruto, the younger brother of the one that caused all of his misery.
"My Tsunade it seems you brought some company. A reunion among teammates I must say. So, have you considered my offer about bringing back your beloved" Orochimaru asked but he already knew the answer to that the moment he saw Jiraiya.
"My answer is no Orochimaru. I will not have you sacrifice someone for my own selfish desires and I won't desecrate my memories of them by having you turning them into Zombies" Tsunade said calmly trying to restrain herself from pulverizing him and his accomplice.
"It's a shame Tsunade it seems I will have to kill you now" Orochimaru said ominously as a few sound Ninja jumped out of their 'hiding' places and got ready to take the enemy down. Orochimaru then went threw a set of handseals before he summoned Manda to the battlefield. Orochimaru and Kabuto stood on top the snake looking all smug like they have won.
Jiraiya cursed as he surveyed the situation before them. Orochimaru wanted to occupy him and Tsunade while his forces went after Naruto and Shizune. On second thought why was he worried. The boy was more than capable of handling them, right?
"So what will you do now Jiraiya?" Orochimaru asked before he noticed the wolf like creature with Naruto was looking very excited staring at Manda.
"Fooooood! Can I eat him. He is more than enough for me and the boys back home" Ranga said excited at the prospect of feasting on the large juicy snake. Orochimaru and Kabuto rose a brow while Manda looked appalled at being called food.
"Now listen here you little sorry excuse for a summons. Why do you run along and dig some holes or look for a doggy bone while you are at it" Manda said insulting the creature. The sound forces took this as their cue to attack. So they went for Naruto and Shizune.
Ranga meanwhile felt an 'itch' in his nose so he did what any other creature would do. He sneezed. Not the sneezing that makes you blow a shitload of snort no. The kind that shoots massive amounts of wind and black lightning. In less than 10 second Orochimaru's forces where all wiped out with a single sneeze.
"Bless you" Naruto said to his friend before he looked at Manda "You were saying something" Naruto relished the look of shock on Manda's face as he saw what happened. Everyone was. It's not every day you see someone sneeze destroying enemies. Jiraiya and Tsunade quickly capitalized by summoning their respective boss summons who had no problem taking Manda on.
"Mind if we join the party" Naruto said as he went through his own set of hand seals.
"Summoning: Lock" what appeared shocked everyone even the boss summons present. This was one clan that was never summoned even by the Sage of Six paths because they are very picky and they refused to interact humans and other summons. They pretty much isolated themselves.
(If you are wondering who Lock is check out the bear like creature in Monsuno)
"Oh hey Naruto thank goodness for your timely summons. The wife was about to have my balls for dinner" said a relieved but sweaty Lock. Yah his wife was grilling him good. Lock looked around spotting some of the boss summons then rose a brow. "So we are fighting all of them?"
"Nah just the snake over their" Naruto said making Manda's eyes widen even further. There was no way in hell he was going to fight him.
"Kid how the hell did you manage to get a hold of their contract or even get them to accept you for that matter!" Gamabunta shouted in shock. No wonder the kid refused to sign the toad contract.
"Hey Bunta why are you reacting like that" Jiraiya asked seeing that Gamabunta was shaking in fear. Like the last time they faced Kyuubi.
"What do you mean why am I shaking like this. This guy is the equivalent of fighting Kyuubi when he is on an off day. He can mope the floor with all of us here right now!" Bunta replied although he was glad he and Katsuya were not his target. Damn he had never seen Manda sweat and squirm like that. Okay there was that one time he and Manda ran into Lock's wife (shivers), that's a secret the two kept and will continue to keep even to their graves. It was the most humiliating beatdown they suffered. And they still call themselves legendary summons.
"Bye" was the only word Manda said to Orochimaru before he dispelled leaving Orochimaru and Kabuto to fall to the ground landing hard and a certain someone disturbing his still raw ass earning a yelp of pain. What the hell just happened. Did Manda just run away from a fight.
"Oh come on Food just ran away. Now we won't have snake meat for our guys night out" Ranga complained like a child earning a sweat drop from everyone. Did he really want to eat Manda that much?
"Damn sorry. So wanna go and hunt some oversized fish in the ocean for the party" Lock asked.
"You really don't want to go back home don't you" Naruto looked at him suspiciously earning a blush from the big fella.
"Dude give me a break man, she has been grilling me for the past 3 hours. I am at my wits end" Lock whined. Ranga feeling pity for the poor dude conceded although it was not for Lock but the juicy sea food they were going to catch. This left the remaining parties at a loss for words as the two raced towards the sea to begin their hunt. Katsuya and Gamabunta dispelled to their respective lands although the toad boss made sure to tell Ma and Pa about Naruto's summons.
"Okay that happened. So what are we going to do about Flaming Shitimaru over there" Naruto asked as he looked at an angry Orochimaru who looked like he was about to blow a gasket. Oh will you look at that, he did blow a gasket.
Without warning Orochimaru went straight for the little shit that was a pain in the ass, literally. Jiraiya and Tsunade intercepted Orochimaru then they began their fight leaving Naruto and Shizune to face Kabuto.
"We meet again Naruto-kun. The last time we saw each other was during the genin exam. How have you been." Kabuto said with his creepy smile. In his head he was planning on the best course of action to take him alive. His boss needed him after all even though he temporarily forgot because of his rage.
"Dude don't 'Naruto-kun' me, its creepy as hell man. Save whatever that is for your master. I am very much not into snakes in my ass thank you very much" Naruto shouted slowly backing away from the potential serial child molester.
Kabuto just sighed. Yah he forgot Naruto has a mouth like that and walked right into this one. Well time to capture him. At least he has an understanding of how he fights, he wont underestimate Naruto ever. He attacked with speeds matching Kakashi his hands glowing green forming what looked like scalpels.
Naruto pushed Shizune out of the way telling her not to interfere. He decided to move the fight a little bit away so that he wont blow anyone else away. Kabuto kept on pressing his attacks to close quarters because he knew that if he gave Naruto some distance he would be in trouble.
Naruto for his part was avoiding those green scalpels like a plague. He could tell those things won't be good for him if they touched him. Well not exactly but Kabuto didn't need to know that. He just didn't want Shizune getting involved. Those things would very much work on her. Anyway time to kick this dummy's ass bigtime. Too bad he didn't have the shitting pills at the moment. He would very much want to see how Kabuto could handle flaming shit.
The two broke away from their fighting but Kabuto kept close to Naruto.
"Seems you figured me out quickly. I see you are avoiding my chakra scalpels at all costs which is why you are opting to dodge and not block or attack" Kabuto commented his creepy smile ever present.
"And I see you are keeping close to me so as not to be blown away. I believe you butt buddy told you about how explosive I can be. Anyway, how is his explosive diarrhea? Seeing as you are butt buddies it's been a while since you got some and gave some right. How is the cleanup? I have never cleaned up flaming shit before. What's it like?" Naruto said getting a few facial twitches from Kabuto. Yah poor dude got stuck cleaning up after Orochimaru.
Kabuto in a bit of blind rage (anyone would be angry if they dealt with Orochimaru's shit) attacked Naruto without even thinking. His attacks instead of being fluid and precise alike a surgeon, they were wild and full of rage. Too easy. Naruto grabbed both offending limbs surprising Kabuto.
"Who says I can't attack?" Naruto said with a grin before he pulled Kabuto forward putting him off balance then he delivered a powerful double palm strike launching Kabuto a few feet away from him crashing into a tree behind him. Naruto rose a brow when he felt Kabuto focusing his chakra at the point of contact lessening the strength of the attack just like Tsunade to a lesser degree. Also was he healing the damage he suffered at an insane rate. Interesting.
Kabuto remained slummed at the base of the tree for a while before he shakily stood up. He wiped the blood coming out of his mouth while holding his stomach which hurt like hell.
"That was a good hit Naruto-kun. Very good, you are much more powerful than Sasuke-kun" Kabuto said as he struggled to walk.
"Oh stop being the drama queen I know you fixed yourself up from the damage you sustained when you tried to lessen the blow. Also WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE NARUTO-KUN ITS CREEPY. You sound like a serial child molester. You can Sasuke-kun all you want I don't care, he will definitely like that but not me" Naruto shouted. What the hell is wrong with this guy. Can't he take a hint.
"Kukuku very good Naruto but how did you know. Well it doesn't matter let me show you something special about me" Kabuto said sinisterly as he activated his bloodline (I don't know if his bloodline is in canon or not. I met this concept in some fanfictions I read. I believe its called old blood or something). His chakra levels skyrocketed and he was beastly looking. He flexed his muscles a bit before rocketed at Naruto in an attempt to punch him.
Naruto dodged the attack which destroyed the ground he was standing on forming a small crater. Okay no more screwing around.
"Well that's an interesting bloodline. I could show you mine but I think I will do this for now" Naruto said with a grin before he lowered all of his seals. In the blink of an eye Kabuto was on the other side of the clearing with a shattered jaw which hung on the other side of his face. It took him a while focus before he started to fix himself up which looked painful when he snapped his jaw back in place.
"What the hell was that" Kabuto asked confused. With his bloodline was strong enough to be on par with or even beat Kakashi in both speed and strength plus his body was more durable and his healing factor was even heightened. So how did a genin beat him so easily?
"Oh this, this is me letting loose a bit. Your master should have told you who you are dealing with. I might be young but I can deal with the likes of you easily. Its one of the perks of being a Jinchuuriki" Naruto said as he felt Kabuto heal himself again. Good more bones to break hehehe.
Kabuto snarled before he attacked again but all he got was the most brutal beatdown he ever had in his life. Naruto was faster and stronger than him. Worse Naruto was predicting his every movement like he had the sharingan. Interesting.
Kabuto tried his best to defend the best he could but when you raise your arms to block and they get shattered by a punch it's pretty hard to do that. His regenerative ability was working overtime and was actually failing him. This is bad. Which idiot thought up of the idea to push Naruto this far so they could see more of his capabilities. Yah it was him.
Naruto ended his assault on the poor bastard then he turned to the sanin who were now watching all gapping at the display of power the kid showed. They had never in their lives seen such display of strength and speed. Yah there were some exceptions such as Minato and Kakashi but this was on another level. It was at this time that Orochimaru thought that it was time to get going. Even though they couldn't get Tsunade, Kabuto should have acquired what they wanted.
"I gotta say your regenerative abilities are superb. To be able to take a beating like that and still be alive. But can it handle this" Naruto said as looked at Tsunade smirking. He hated doing this to the woman but it had to be done. He just hoped she wouldn't be given that damn hat. He held out his hand and formed a perfect rasengan in his hand shocking Tsunade.
Naruto then drive the jutsu into Kabuto who screamed out in pain as he was launched away from Naruto with such force he broke the sound barrier and broke some boulders too before he came to a halt unconscious for a little while. Naruto frowned as he looked at his chest which had a small cut. There was no poison or anything so why. Maybe a last-ditch effort since he used his chakra scalpels which were useless against Naruto.
Orochimaru materialized where the pile of flesh that was his right-hand man was. Picking him up he glared at Naruto before a giant snake swallowed them and they disappeared. Before they disappeared though Naruto felt something from Orochimaru that made him worried. He felt that Orochimaru was pleased that they accomplished something. People like Orochimaru should never be pleased because that would mean people like Naruto would be miserable.
"Okay that's done" Naruto said looking at the people who stared at him in shock. "What?"
"Don't what me brat. What the hell was that? What you did is impossible. We saw a lot of strong genin in our day but no one is as strong as you. And also the rasengan!" Tsunade looked like she was about to explode from what she had seen. Jiraiya looked like he was in a mixture of shock and happness.
"Looks like I have no choice but to come back to the village now do I?" Tsunade said as she sighed.
"Who said you had a choice in the matter" Naruto said getting everyone's attention. What the hell does he mean by that.
"The idiot over there was so engrossed with your weapons of bra destruction that he failed to tell you that it was an order from zombie Hashirama and Tobirama or is it Tobi-chan according to Hashirama. Anyway Tobi-chan said that if you don't come back and decide to run away then he will hunt you down. You do want him to hunt you down right?" Naruto said.
Tsunade visible shuddered at the thought of her grand uncle (hope I got the relationship right) hunting her down. She also thought about the prospect of seeing them again even though they were kinda dead and they were going to chew her head off.
"Shizune we are heading to Konoha first thing in the morning" she said as she just turned around heading back to town. Shizune followed her master but not before bowing to Naruto and thanking him.
"Brat why didn't you remind me about that little fact" Jiraiya asked fuming. He could have been back in Konoha a few days ago and started spying on those beautiful Kunoichi bodies.
"1. You never asked for my help. 2. I was extending my off days" Naruto said before he too went back to town leaving a sulking Jiraiya.
That Night
Tsunade had left for the bar to have one last drunken night before returning to Konoha. Shizune was with her and Jiraiya was trying to get laid and being shot down. Again. So where was Naruto. Well he was sneaking around Tsunade's room looking through her drawers until he found what he was looking for. Oh yah this is going to be very short but fun return home, no not home, to Konoha.
Next day
Jiraiya and a suspiciously very happy Naruto where waiting for Tsunade and Shizune. Tsunade and Shizune showed up moments later with their suitcases ready to hit the road. Hehehe time to have some fun.
"Alright Jiraiya we are ready to go" Tsunade said.
"Damn Jiraiya actually got laid last night. That's shocking" Naruto said getting everyone's attention.
"What are you talking about brat" Jiraiya asked confused. Tsunade wanted to know as well. No self-respecting woman would be willing to bed that perv. Naruto simply pointed to Jiraiya's pocket where an article of clothing was 'conveniently hanging to be seen by the rest of the world'.
A number of reactions occurred. One Jiraiya himself was shocked thinking he got laid and he was too drunk to remember it. Tsunade had a blank face as she slowly licked her KI out. Shizune just looked embarrassed at the implications of what she saw in Jiraiya's pocket.
So what was in Jiraiya's pocket that caused these reactions. Well a par of panties. Tsunade's panties to be exact. Naturally she-hulk was angry and she did what any hulk would do when angered. She smashed the object of her anger, Jiraiya.
"YOU PERVERT" Tsunade clocked Jiraiya in the face launching him out of town. She then went after him, who at this time was already up running for his life trying to explain the situation. But when she-hulk is angry she doesn't listen.
"Hehehehe serves you right old man" Naruto said as he cackled like a madman. Shizune soon realized that it was Naruto who did this but never questioned it as she and Naruto took off following the voices of anger and screams of pain.
In a hidden base somewhere
Orochimaru looked at his right-hand man who was in a hospital bed resting. It took some time but Orochimaru and his doctors finally managed to stabilize Kabuto and repair the damage the best they could. One good thing that came out of this was when Kabuto regained consciousness for a while he managed to give Orochimaru Naruto's blood and skin he managed to scrape with his finger nail during the fight/ beatdown.
Orochimaru seemed pleased by the efforts Kabuto went through to acquire this sample. Now time to see what Naruto's DNA can unlock for him. Karin's DNA didn't give him much for some reason and Kushina's well its kinda hard to get exactly what you want from a decaying corpse. So, Naruto's DNA was the one he needed which held so many secrets, so many possibilities. The boy born of an Uzumaki jinchuuriki and is a jinchuuriki himself from birth and an Uzumaki to boot (note this is one of the things that made Naruto a huge letdown. Being all this I kinda expected him to develop some awesome abilities but no he was just an above average guy piggybacking too much on the 9 tails). Oh the possibilities.
And done
I gotta ask something real quick. Who do you want to be Hokage between Jiraiya and Tsunade. Either way both of them will have to be tied down to Konoha.
Also lets be honest how many of you expected Naruto to develop some rare abilities due to the circumstances of his birth. I was looking forward to him developing some Uzumaki related or Bijuu related powers but sadly it didn't happen.
And why put him in such an important clan if he doesn't develop any clan abilities or techniques. I mean from beginning to end of the series he didn't use Uzumaki related techniques like his name suggests. They were known for my things and yet Naruto used non of those. Seriously even Sasuke was seen using seals and yet the resided Uzumaki can even use them. Talk about stupid if you ask me. That my runt anyway.
See yah soon.