Today promises to be an exciting race here in Poland as the Wacky Racers compete to win the Wacky Race to Warsaw! The Arkansas Chuggabug is leading with Christopher Scott second and Penelope Pitstop third. But here comes that dragster of the drag stretch Dick Dastardly who will slow down the competition inconsiderably.

"Okay, so you know my character very well. Big deal! Slowing down the competition is the best way to win this Wacky Race."

He fired a rocket which stopped ahead of the leaders and opened a curtain that said 'STOP'. The leaders stopped while Dastardly burst through the curtain.

"Don't tell me you guys are going to wait for the curtain to roll up." He laughed

"Why that low down, cheating varmit!"

"Yeah and don't forget phony trickster."

"Well, being slowed down is not going to stop any of us from winning this little ol' race."

"You said it Penny. Let's go!"

And away they go, go, go! Dick Dastardly is leading the pack but here comes Nurse Bridget Swan using Walking Dog Power and takes the lead.

"Drat!"

And now Christopher Scott has converted to Bicycle Power and is coming up fast followed by Professor Pat Pending in his Convert-A-Car.

"Double drat! Quick Muttley do something."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Muttley fired a missile

"Yikes! A missile!"

'Don't worry Chris, I'll use Magno Power."

The Professor with his magnet stopped the missile and directed it back to the Double Zero.

"Uh-oh." Muttley tried to warn Dastardly

"Don't bother me now Muttley. Can't you see I'm driving?"

Muttley simply shrugged his shoulders, turned on his tail propeller and escaped. The missile hit the Double Zero and sent Dastardly flying

"Muttley! Do something!"

Muttley caught him

"What is the matter with you Muttley? Why didn't you tell me about the missile?"

Muttley simply replied by dropping him to the ground. He laughed

The racers are keeping a steady pace. Nurse Bridget is still in the lead but coming up fast is Peter Perfect in the Turbo Terrific using Multiple Wheel Power and he takes the lead. The Army Surplus Special takes to the air with Land Mine Power.

"Fire one!"

They hop right over Number 7.

"Fire two!"

They hop right the Creepy Coupe knocking over the belfry in the process. The Dragon came out wondering what's going on.

And here's Dick Dastardly with another low down trick.

"Yes, a 70 feet deep hole to be precise. Cover up the hole Muttley, here they come."

However everyone got across.

"Curses! Why didn't it work?" He stomped on it "Drat, double drat and even a triple drat! Why won't it work?" He fell down "Muttley, help!"

Muttley laughed

Meanwhile Rufus Ruffcut makes his bit to pass The Ant Hill Mob and cuts right through.

The car was sawed in half

"All right youse mugs make with the repairs."

"Right Boss."

A quick repair is made and they are back in the running.

The Arkansas Chuggabug is ahead at this point. But they're in trouble, they're losing steam and the cars roll past them.

"We gotta refuel Blubber." They came to a stop "Good thing we have that extra can of oil."

Blubber poured it into the boiler and set the temperature.

"Hold on Blubber we got to get back into the race."

And they're off! The Chuggabug is really burning oil.

The steam covered the others leaving them and their cars pitch black.

"Well I do declare my little ol car is a terrible mess." said Penelope

"Oh fiddlesticks, I just my car polished." said Nurse Bridget

"Look Vanessa, there's a service station with a car wash up ahead."

"Good we'll freshen up and get the car clean to."

So while the others clean up Dick Dastardly zooms ahead to take second place. He now plots to get pass the Arkansas Chuggabug.

"All right Muttley let's use the Cruncher."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Muttley pulled a lever

A sharp teeth mouth came out and crunched the exhaust pipe. Due to the clogging the boiler launched itself into the air forcing the Chuggabug to stop.

Dastardly laughed but the boiler fell onto the Mean Machine and right on Dastardly. Muttley laughed.

The Wacky Racers had some delays but they still make their way to Warsaw. And it looks like smooth sailing for the Surplus Six who is in the lead

"Oh yeah? That's what you think. See that net across the road? That'll slow down the competition."

The Surplus Six went through the net. They were slowed down but burst through the net and sent Dastardly and Muttley flying and into the ground.

"Curses! Curses!"

Muttley laughed

The racers now have 400 yards left to Warsaw. The Buzzwagon is leading with Professor Pat Pending second and Penelope Pitstop third. And a way, way back is Dick Dastardly.

"At times like this Muttley desperate times call for desperate measures. Activate the sail and Super Fan."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

A sail and a large fan was brought

The Mean Machine has gotten a great burst of speed. Dastardly is now in the lead.

"We did it Muttley! We can't lose."

The sail due to being too big stopped at the finish line. The fan came off and cut the Mean Machine to pieces

And Rufus Ruffcut in Number 10 finishes first, Professor Pat Pending in Number 3 is second and Penelope Pitstop in Number 5 takes third place.

Too bad Dastardly you were pretty close there.

"Oh drat, double drat and even a triple drat!"

Muttley laughed.