Okay I'm gonna update now just like I promised!
Harry Potter had finaly decided to surf the internet, the Dursleys never let him touch Dudleys computer, or any other of his stuff for that matter.
He had borowed Hermione's laptop, that she had for muggle studies.
'Okay, let's see' Harry thought, as he looked at the laptop from every angle, searching for the button that Hermione said would turn the power on in the computer.
Finally he found the button, he pressed it and waited for a while.
Soon the screen turned blue as the computer turned on.
'Okay so Hermione said that I could only use the internet on this laptop, since it was programed like that' Harry thought as he clicked on the internet icon, which wasn't hard to find, since it was the only icon on the screen.
Soon the screen red 'Google' on it in very colorful colors.
'I'll just search my name...' Harry thought, as he wrote his name in the box thingy under the google sign.
The screen filled with search results, there were maybe over a thousand pages with his name.
'Wow, that's weird... I didn't know my name was so common' Harry thought as he scrolled down.
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Visit the number one Harry Potter fansite.'
'Okay, that's weird...' Harry thought, was there a famous person with the same name as him.
Under the first result, there was one that particularly interested Harry.
Quotev: Who is your ideal partner from Harry Potter?
Who should you date from Harry Potter, please boys only.
'Oh a quiz! I love quizes!' Harry was practically jumping up and down in his seat.
He clicked on the link, and an site oppened.
He started answering the questions:
thanks for taking my quizz!
Now please answer truthfully, who's your favorite male Harry Potter character?
Harry
Draco
Ron
Blaise
Theodore
Neville
Collin
Seamus
Fred
George
Other
'What's going on? These are all people I know.. Is someone spying on me?' Harry thought and jumped to his feet.
He took a ninja stance, and started looking around himself.
Suddenly there was a loud bang from outside his window. He jumped up and grabbed the first thing he found... which was a air freshener spray.
He inched towards the window, not really noticing that he had the most useless weapon you could think of.
"Creeeeeekkk!" The window made a sound.
"Oww!" Harry yelped, as he successfully face planted the floor, making his nose bleed.
He lifted himself on his arms, and slowly crawled towards the window, trying to make as little sound as he could, which was pretty hard since his nose was pouring blood.
He got under the window, took a few deep breaths, getting ready for what he was about to do.
"Yaaaah!" Harry battle cried, as he stood up and started spraying out the window, with his eyes closed.
After about 2 minutes of spraying, he took a peek with one eye, and what he saw made him feel disappointed in himself.
He had sprayed the mouse that lived in his room, for two whole minutes, and now it smelled of daisies.
'Wait what? Daisies?' Harry thought, and finally he took a look at his weapon of choice, which made him face palm.
'What the hell was I thinking? Spray my stalked with air freshener until it smelled nice, like daisies? Wait, why do we even have an air freshener?' Harry thought.
Then he remembered, when Ron ate broccoli, which made his stomach go bad, and farted the whole night, in the morning the whole room smelled of rotten eggs, shit and other rotten things.
No wonder Harry slept with no nightmares, he was probably in a coma from the smell.
Since that day, Harry always keeps an air freshener in their room.
'Anyways, it's ridiculous, what was I thinking, of course I don't have a stalker' Harry thought and went back to his quiz.
He answered all the questions truthfully, and sent his answers in.
'Now we wait' Harry thought, he was looking forward to his answer. 'Hopefully I'll get someone good!'.
The page changed and there was his answer.
Your Perfect Match Is
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Daphne Greengrass
"WHAAATT?" Harry yelled.
When he finally calmed a little, which took about 30 minutes, he took a look at the picture beside the answer.
Daphne Greengrass was beautiful, black hair, brown eyes, in other words she was perfect.
'If only she wasn't a Slytherin' Harry thought dreamily.
"BANG!" The door flew open and Fred, George, Ron, Neville, Dean and Seamus, ran into the room, all had a weapon in their hands.
Fred was positioned to throw a plate, George was gripping a spoon tightly in his hand, Ron had his broom ready to hit someone, Neville stool in his hands, Dean had some chocolate frog cards as if they'd do any harm to anyone and Seamus had the most bizzare weapon... A toothpick.
"What's going on?" They all yelled at the same time.
Harry looked startled, with his mouth hanging open.
"Oh, Harry sorry to disturb you, please continue whatever you were doing" Fred and George said, winking at him, as the hurried everyone out of the room.
"Wha..?" Harry muttered.
He stood up and went to the bathroom, wondering what Fred and George meant with what they said.
He took in his reflection in the mirror.
He looked like he'd been doing something perverted.
He had a bloody nose, messy clothes, flushed cheeks, dreamy look and looked startled when they burst into the room.
Suddenly realization hit him in the face like a bitch slap.
"WAIT GUYS! It's not what you think it is!" Harry yelled as he ran out of his room running to the common room where the others were.
"Yeah right Harry, we're not blind, I mean look at yourself" Fred and George laughed.
"Right mate, but please give us a warning before you go doing stuff like that" Ron exclaimed.
Now the whole common room was laughing.
"But... But... You're wrong, there was a noise, I tried searching and then, and then I fell on the floor!" Harry tried desperately to explain.
"Sure, whatever you say Harry..." Neville joked.
"Yeah, we'll act like we never saw 'ya mate" Seamus laughed.
"But... I'm not lying!" Harry yelled, trying desperately to explain.
"No worries, it means you're a healthy teenage boy!" Dean explained.
"BUT..." That was all Harry could take, there was a thud, and Harry was out cold.
"He couldn't take the pressure" Neville laughed.
"It's not like we didn't see Daphne's picture on that shinny paper thing.." Fred said, as they lifted Harry by his hands and legs and started carrying him to his room.
"Didn't knew he was into Slytherins, bet it was a kinky thought, to get his nose to bleed" Ron laughed.
Okay so what did you think of it! Please R&R! :)