I don't know man,
Just feels like, we're a lot different, kinda feels like, we're on a whole different page right now.
It feels strange but uh, I guess it's kinda like, it's kinda like...
(Seduction by Eminem continues to play as the women in the crowd cheer.)
"The Following is the opening contest of Best in the World 2013 and it is a Best of the Best tournament match set for one fall. First she is representing CASZ, Samus" says UWE's Pacman
"A women is in the Best of the Best tournament? Are you serious? Is this even legal?" Jay questions
"Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she won't win this match." Sarah says in defense of Samus
"Sarah is right. Samus may be the least likely to win but, she has a chance. Also she's a very tough woman so I wouldn't doubt her Jay." Says Iroh
"Have you not seen her opponent?!" Yells Jay at the commentators next to him
Blooddrunk - wasted again.
Inside,all the pain will fade.
Blooddrunk - you call me insane.
Degenerate bloodrunk with a razor blade."
(Blood Drunk by Children of Bodem plays as the males in the UWE crowd cheers Buu while other groups stay silent. Majin Buu has the WWT X-Division championship around his waist and the High flying championship on his shoulder.)
"And her opponent, the representing UWE, he is the UWE High Flying champion, Majin Buu!" Yells Pacman with passion for his fellow UWE roster member.
"Yes we have. And that man isn't really a man. He is Majin Buu" Says Iroh
"Now this one of the favorites to win this. I heard that he doesn't bleed blood, he bleeds chocolate. This is a huge advantage because if he bleeds that chocolate Samus will be too distracted eating it and he can take advantage. You know, because chicks dig chocolate." Jay explains
"That is stupid." Sarah bluntly says
"Don't hate on my genius facts child." Jay says
The match begins, and the two immediately lock up. Samus begins pushing Buu towards the turnbuckle in an attempt to restrict his movement, she does so, but Buu finds a way to counter. He jumps up onto the second rope and leaps over Samus, before bringing her down with an arm drag! Samus rolls into the opposite turnbuckle, taking her time to recover and get her head in the game. She gets up and locks up with Buu once again, once again Samus takes control, slapping a wristlock on Buu and circling around the ring. She attempts to pull Buu's arm right behind him to add more pressure, but Buu runs into the ropes and bounces back, knocking Samus to the ground before rolling over him and back to his feet, watching Samus as she also gets up, clearly frustrated at Majin Buu's ability to slip out of his moves so easily.
"She's didn't do too bad against Majin Buu in that little exchange." Sarah says
"But she's getting frustrated early into the match kid. That's not good when you're dealing with anyone" Says Jay
"You're right Jay. Frustration leads to defeat." Iroh says
The two test each other out once again as they enter a lock up. The more powerful (Probably because of armor) Samus wins the battle once again, applying a guillotine choke on Buu, she tightens the hold and drops to one knee attempting to gain leverage but Buu forces himself backwards, pulling Samus up to his feet, before jumping up and landing on his back, catapulting Samus overhead with a monkey flip. Buu jumps straight back up to his feet as Samus slowly does the same, clutching his back and shaking her head, unhappy with the way this match is starting out.
"And once again Samus is frustrated." Says Iroh
"And Buu's having fun." Jay points out as the sick smile of Buu is across his face
The two slowly approach each other again, both extending their arms to get an advantage in the lock up, but Samus gets a cheap shot in on Buu! A swift right hand to the gut catches Buu off guard as Samus taunts, pleased with her newer method of dealing with Buu. She quickly follows up with a club to the back, before getting Buu into a headlock and dropping to one knee once again, this time having Buu seemingly in control. Buu looks to be locked in tight as the headlock is wrenched on over and over by Samus, who returns to her feet to put a knee right to the face of Buu who is now free from the headlock but is in a lot of trouble as he stumbles back. Samus confidently continues the assault with a chop to the chest of Buu, followed by another before landing an elbow to the face which sends Buu into the turnbuckle. Samus swaggers to the opposite side of the ring before returning with a big splash onto Buu! Buu is barely standing as he wobbles from the corner and into the center of the ring, where Samus kicks him in the gut, before whipping him off to the ropes and bending down as he waits for Buu to return. Unfortunately for Samus, Buu sees it coming and leaps right over Samus and continues running, before rebounding off the ropes again and giving Samus a dropkick to the back sending him down to the canvas!
"Samus had the advantage but took her eyes off of Buu." Says Iroh
"Want to give up on rooting for her Sarah?" Asked Jay
"No" She says grouchily
The UWE/UCA crowd cheers for Buu as he is back in this match and is taking control. Samus is getting back to his feet as Buu stalks him, the armored women turns around to receive a hard chop to the chest, followed by another, and another, and another, each time the crowd 'wooing' Buu's onslaught. Buu finishes off the combo with a big dropkick to the chest which sends Samus into the ropes, which she leans on for support. Buu comes running at him and attempts to clothesline her to the outside but a boot from Samus sends Buu away and stalls his momentum. Shaking off that boot, Buu attempts a clothesline once again but to no avail as Samus has it scouted, using the boot to his advantage once again as Buu turns away holding his jaw. Using the time for more rest, Samus stays leaning against the ropes as Buu tries one more time, he runs off to the ropes and comes back with a head of steam, Samus thinks she has it covered as she takes a few steps forward, forcing his right boot high but Buu leaps right over it and connects with a dropkick to the face of Samus, who proceeds to roll out of the ring, clearly dazed by that kick from Majin Buu. The crowd are cheering as Buu begins to clap his hands whilst Samus slowly returns to his feet on the outside. Buu makes a dash, he runs into the ropes and bounces away, rushing to the opposite side of the ring and diving over the top rope and onto Samus who has just got up, both genders crashing into the barricade on the outside! The crowd are going insane for that move as Buu's name echoes around the arena from the UWE crowd. And some TCW and UCA people are cheering him. The referee begins to count the two people count as Buu is the first to start moving, crawling slowly towards the ring.
ONE
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"Third time was the charm there and Buu hit a very crazy suicide dive." Says Iroh
TWO
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"Come on Samus! Get up." Sarah cheered much to Jay's annoyance
THREE
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Now, Samus too begins to get up slowly but surely, pulling herself up using the barricade as the fans in the front row boo her unless they're a women and cheer Buu unless there a women, who is using the steel ring post to hoist himself back to his feet.
FOUR
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FIVE
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Buu manages to get to his feet, slouching on the ring post and grabbing the lower ring rope to enter the ring, but before he can do so, he turns around and gets hit by a BIG BOOT INTO THE RING POST!
"Buu's head was just crushed in between the boot of Samus and the cold, hard steel post behind him." Says Jay
"That was sick!" Iroh says
"Go Samus!" Sarah cheers along with almost every women in the arena
Buu falls to the floor on the outside of the ring as Samus is quick to begin posing over his lifeless body whilst the male crowd in UWE, UCA, TCW, and a couple of marks from CASZ jeer her. She rolls into the ring quickly before rolling straight back out, looking to deal more damage to Buu. She grabs Buu and drags him to his feet, she scoops him up before ramming his right leg into the ring post, not once, not twice, but thrice as he viciously works on the leg of Buu. She then slams Buu onto the floor outside of the ring ruthlessly as the crowd are now really against Samus (Well the men).
"She's working on the leg of Buu." Says Jay
"That's a key part of Majin Buu Ariel offense." Notes Iroh
"That could take away his splitting headache finisher." Sarah says
ONE
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TWO
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He drags Buu's body towards the announce table, before hoisting him up again into a vertical suplex position, he walks away from the announce table before looking back at it to make sure it is the right distance away before dropping Buu's leg right onto the edge of the table. Buu squirms in agony on the ground, holding his leg as Samus sits and admires his work.
THREE
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"Ouch!" Iroh says
"She's one tough chick." Sarah comments
"Atleast the announce table didn't break." Jay says with a sign relief on his face.
FOUR
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FIVE
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She then stands up and continues what she is doing, this time hoisting Buu up over her shoulders and strolling over to the steel steps on the outside of the ring. Looking at them with evil intent, she drops Buu down with a Death Valley Driver, his head hits the ground hard but the sound of his leg colliding with the steps is the focal point of the attack as Buu is in extraordinary pain on the outside of the ring.
SIX
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SEVEN
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Samus rags Buu back up to his feet using his hair (Or beam thingy) and throws him straight into the ring, before entering herself. She stands over Buu, looking at the right leg which he continues to work on with stomps to the knee and the shin over and over, not letting up with the assault. He then picks Buu up and gives him a European Uppercut to the jaw which sends him back, as Buu can barely stand on his leg which must be in immense pain. Samus chuckles before following up with a low dropkick to the shin of Buu which sends him toppling to the canvas in the center of the ring as Samus hooks the leg.
ONE
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TWO
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NO!
Buu, kicks out!
"He may be in pain but as long as he can still fight, Buu will continue to stay alive in this bout." Jay says
" Samus is really taking it to Buu as we are almost 20 minutes into this match." Says Iroh
"Samus is proving you men wrong tonight as she is very close to beating Buu. She just needs to get her head back into the game" Sarah says
Samus can't believe it as she puts her hands on her head quickly, wondering what to do next. She pulls Buu up by his hair again (Head tail thingy?), and throws him into the turnbuckle, before attacking brutally with punches and kicks, many focused on the leg of Buu who is really taking a beating now. Samus attempts to do the same as she did earlier as she takes a good few steps back before landing a big splash
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into the turnbuckle! Buu has switched himself to the apron with his upper body still in the ring, he pushes on the ropes for a PENDULUM KICK! But no! Samus catches the legs of Buu and swings them RIGHT INTO THE RING POST! Buu falls down onto the ring apron as Samus smirks (Inside), having thwarted another effort by Buu, who rolls into the ring and struggles to get up. He makes it to one knee, but is picked up by Samus who drops him down once again with a scoop slam, before picking him up yet again, this time going for something bigger as she brings Samus in between her legs and clutches his abdomen, before picking him up high above his head and slamming him back down with a POWERBOMB! The referee counts…
ONE
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TW-
NO, Samus isn't done yet as he interrupts his own pin by hoisting Buu back into the air above his head, bringing him down again for a SECOND POWERBOMB TO BUU!
"That's uncalled for." Jay complains
"Shes just making sure." Sarah says in defense
Samus pins Buu's legs against his shoulders as the referee drops again for another count.
ONE
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TWO
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THR-NO! KICK OUT BY BUU!
Samus is clearly angry that Buu has managed to kick out, and lets go of Buu by slamming his leg against the ground. She brings him up to his feet once more and wraps her arms around Buu's, ready to end this once and for all, as she hoists Buu up for a Metroid Killer! But no- Buu twists his body and falls on top of Samus! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
"COULD THIS BE IT!?" Iroh says
ONE
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TWO
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THRE-LAST SECOND KICK OUT!
"How close can this match be?" Jay says
Samus shoves Buu off of him and rolls away before ascending to a vertical base, turning around only to see Buu hit him with a big Mongolian chop, which is followed up by a knife edge chop, which in turn comes before a back elbow to the face, which sends Samus stumbling back as Buu makes a dash for the ropes, he returns and looks for a JUMPING CLOTHESLINE- but his leg gives way as he tumbles to the mat as Samus backs away to safety, leaning against the ring ropes. Buu desperately tries to stand but Samus comes out of rest to keep him down, working away with stomps and forearms all directed at the down Majin Buu, who isn't being given a chance here. Samus picks him up, gives him a big right hand to the cheek for good luck and whips him off to the ropes, as Buu comes back Samus connects with a jumping European Uppercut which knocks Buu down, but gives Samus no problems getting back up. He leaves the ring and stands on the apron, before using the top rope as a catapult to leap over, crashing down on Buu with a slingshot elbow drop! She rests his elbow on Buu's chest cockily as the referee begins counting.
ONE
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TWO
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SHOULDER UP!
Buu will not be put away by that nonchalant pin as Samus shakes her head before connecting a quick elbow to the chest of Buu whilst sitting. She then gets up and takes Buu with her, this time giving him a slap across the face, knowing she has this match in control with Buu grounded, a quick shin breaker follows to keep the pressure on his opponent's leg, as Samus backs off to the ropes, rebounding with big momentum and going for an impactful LARIAT! Or maybe not as Buu once again avoids the attack of Samus, turning around as the woman continues running, this time rebounding to be met with a clothesline from Buu! Samus is shook but gets back up, only to be floored by another hard clothesline! She gets up for a second time and this time is met by a LEAPING CHOP FROM MAJIN BUU!
Samus is down and looks like she isn't getting up so soon" Iroh says
"No!" Says Sarah
"Yes" yells Jay
"Also, that jump looked like it strained Buu's leg." Iroh notes
"Way to kill my mood." Jay says
But holds his leg in pain for a few seconds, before jogging around Samus in preparation for a big move, slower than usual thanks to his leg. He jogs off to the ropes, trying to fight the pain as much as possible before coming to an immediate halt, He takes off the helmet. His right knee still looking unstable as Buu jumps in the air and hits an Arabian Facebuster (Without a chair.). Buu got a lot of height on that one as his leaping Arabian Facebuster connects with Samus' face. Buu and Samus both lay in the ring because, the match had a lot taken out of them so far.
"Samus is out but Buu can't make the cover." Sarah says
"You can do this Buu. I believe in you." Jay screams as the UWE, TCW, UCA and CASZ male fans chant "Let's go Buu!"
Buu slowly crawls over, taking a lot of time as the male fans chant, cheer and clap him on as he just about makes it to Samus, laying his hand on her chest for a cover.
ONE
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TWO
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THR-NO! SAMUS GETS A SHOULDER UP!
"A weak pin will certainly not be putting Samus away." Sarah says
"Over 30 minutes have passed in this amazing match and we're just getting started." Iroh claims
Samus rolls elsewhere in the ring, so both people are now on their stomachs trying to get up. Buu manages to get to all fours first, as Samus is still clearly feeling that Arabian Facebuster. Buu manages to get to one knee as Samus follows closely behind. Buu appears to take a little too much time to rest as Samus is the eventual winner of the race to get back to a vertical base between the two people. She walks over to Buu, who quickly takes Samus by surprise with a kick to the right leg of Samus, followed by the gut and then the chest as Buu pulls off the best dropkick he can given the state of his right leg. Samus doesn't fall and is simply knocked back, as Buu gets up and continues with chops and jabs to Samus, who is taking a beating from Buu who is given no choice but to brawl here with Samus, which puts him as a disadvantage as the brawling technique of Samus comes through as she mounts a comeback with rights and lefts of her own, as she begins to drive Buu back across the ring with a flurry of shots. Having built momentum, she hits Kofi with a European Uppercut which knocks him back into the ropes. Shamus follows up with a knee to the gut before lifting the right leg of Buu onto the apron and pulling his shin underneath the rope to cause pressure against the severely weakened leg. The referee begins a count but Samus pulls Buu's off the ropes, hasty to do more damage, a back elbow is driven into Buu's face before a slap across the cheek is delivered. Samus whips Buu off to the ropes and awaits Buu on the rebound, he attempts a jumping European Uppercut!
But Buu dodges, and doesn't bother running to the ropes, he simply turns around as Samus does the same, receiving a big right fist, knocking Samus back a couple of steps! Samus returns with a right of his own, and Buu returns the favor again! A punch from Samus followed by a punch from Buu, the two men trade blows for a while until a big swing of the arm is missed by Samus and Buu hits a knee to the gut! A chop follows up and kick to the gut comes next, a Mongolian chop connects to Samus who stumbles back near the end of the ring as Kofi performs a spinning back kick, which winds Samus! Samus is knocked back, but comes back with a clothesline! Buu ducks! He holds the arm of Samus, kicks her in the gut and
"Crazy smash!" Calls Jays
THE CRAZY FROM OUT OF NOWHERE BY MAJIN BUU TAKES OUT SAMUS! Buu falls right into the cover as the referee goes down for a count!
ONE
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TWO
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THRE-NO!
"Samus kicks out! Samus kicks out!" Sarah yells in excitement
"That was very nearly the end of the match but Buu was denied at the very last second." Iroh says
He shakes it off and gets back up, taunting to the crowd and pointing to the top rope. He gets on the ring apron and begins to climb slowly, stopping momentarily to soothe his right leg which is hindering his speed. As he reaches the top rope he looks shaky, looking down at his leg which is way off balance. He looks up at his target, who is coming right towards him! Samus hits the ropes, knocking Buu and causing him to land on his groin right on the steel! Samus has her chance. She goes right behind Buu and hooks both of his arms up.
MEROID KILLER FROM THE TOP ROPES!
"Holy Shit!" Yells Jay
"It's over!" Sarah calls
"Buu is done! Samus has done better than expected and defied all odds
Samus is able to turn it into a victory roll type pin.
WAIT ONE SECOND! ROLL THROUGH BY MAJIN BUU!
"What the hell!" Jay says
ONE
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TWO
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THRE-NO!
NO! Samus KICKED OUT!
"Buu thought he had it." Said Iroh
"I was surprised he was able roll through. I thought he was knocked out." Sarah says
"Well once again. You were wrong." Jay says
Samus was now out and back up to his feet as Buu sat in confusion thinking he had it, Samus runs at Buu and goes for a boot to the skull! But Buu dodged, he fell on his back as Samus ran right over him! Buu jumps to his feet. Samus runs back and falls victim to a sick Roundhouse kick to the face! Buu limps his way to the ropes slowly bouncing up to the top. Buu jumps off and hits the Splitting headache!
ONE
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"Is this match finally over?" Iroh questions
TWO
"Come on Samus!" Sarah prays
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THREE!
"I was right and this over!" Jay yells in victory
"Here is your winner at 38:23 and advancing to the Quarter Finals, UWE's Majin Buu!" Yells Pac man as most of the crowd stand up and give him an ovation for the fantastic match. Majin is given the X-Division title and High flying titles and he raises it as the crowd goes insane. Samus sits up on her knees as Buu gives her a thumbs up in a sign of respect before rolling out of the ring and limping up the ramp.
"Oh boy. That was a hell of an opener." Says Iroh
"And up next it continues with another tournament match between PCUW's Eddy and TCW's Terry Blake." Iroh says