Today the Wacky Racers are island hopping through the Hawaiian Islands from O'hau to Honolulu, Hawaii. The Slag Brothers are rolling in first; Penelope Pitstop in Number 5 is second and the Ant Hill Mob third. Dick Dastardly trailing the leaders is determined to pass them. The question is how?

"By cheating missy, what else?" he laughed "Watch!"

The Mean Machine strapped its' wheels to the railings and went above the leaders.

The Mean Machine is now leading.

"And I intend to stay in the lead."

Look out Dick!

"Why?"

You're approaching the end of the bridge!

The Double Zero tripped over and fell flat on the ground. The racers ran over them.

"Drat! Double drat!"

As the racers cross through Maui, Professor Pat Pending is out in front just ahead of Peter Perfect. Coming up fast is the Ant Hill Mob who hijacks Peter's car and takes second place. The Arkansas Chuggabug sleep drives into third and the Slag Brothers bashed their way into fourth. Meanwhile in the Dastardly Deed Department, what's with the bicycle pump Dick?

"It's all part of my plan. With this pump I will fill air into the balloon I laid across the road. Once full with air Muttley will puncture it with his peashooter. And Kablam! The explosion will blow the racers right out of the Wacky Race!" He laughed "Here they come."

Dastardly pumped the air in. He was halfway until the valve became defective.

"Curses! A defective valve. I'll blow it up myself."

While Dick did so he floated up high into the air.

"There that should do it." He was aware that he was in the air "Muttley do something!"

Muttley punctured the balloon with his peashooter. Dastardly landed flat on his face. Muttley laughed

At this point the racers cross through the valley. Professor Pat Pending holds onto his lead but the Ant Hill Mob is coming up fast and hijacks the Professor's car to take first place. Penelope Pitstop is breezing into second place with Hair Dryer Power and it's the Red Max running third. The rest of the Wacky Racers keep a steady pace. Peter Perfect is coming up and pours it on.

Peter poured on so much power he nearly flew out of his seat. Luckily he grabbed onto his seat

"Heavens, how embarrassing."

And now Vanessa passes by with a burst of speed to take fourth place. The Wacky Racers are now approaching the bridge to Hawaii. But on that bridge there's villainy afoot. And you can guess it's that despicable Dick Dastardly

"No one's winning this Wacky Race but me."

What's your plan you fiend?

"Diabolically simple missy, Muttley is planting dynamite under the bridge. As the Wacky Racers approached I push the lever which causes the bridge and the cars to fall into the ocean." He laughed "Hurry Muttley, here they come."

Muttley returned to Dick's side as he pulled the lever but it was stuck. Numbers 7, 5, 4, 13, 9, 2 and 10 pass by.

"Drat! The lever won't budge. Give me a hand Muttley."

They pulled the lever together. The bridge was finally obliterated.

"Good, at least we stopped the other cars."

The remaining racers approached. Nurse Bridget was leading followed by Professor Pat Pending

"Oh dear, the bridge is gone."

"That's not a problem for us Bridget. With our combined resources we can make a new bridge."

"Right Professor, let's do it."

Bridge planks were put out one by one. A new bridge was built

And now the rest of the racers roll across rapidly.

"Curses! Foiled again! Come on Muttley I still have some more tricks up my sleeve."

What a Wacky race this is as each driver jogs for a position. After taking an illegal shortcut, Dick Dastardly now leading is planning another dastardly deed.

"This plan is so dastardly it scares me Muttley. As the Wacky Racers approach you shoot this ball through the hoop. It lands on the crossbow which fires the arrow to hit the center of that trough. The trough will open and out comes Poi, that dish they make here in Hawaii. It will cover the highway and the racers will be in a sticky situation."

They laughed together. Little did they know, Vanessa and Crystal heard their plot behind the bushes.

"Pretty soon he's going to be in a sticky situation." Vanessa casted a spell on the trough

"Here they come Muttley, make it a good shot."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."

Muttley made a perfect shot. It landed on the crossbow which fired the arrow and hit the trough. However the Poi stopped in midair and fell on Dick Dastardly.

"Drat! I'm stuck."

Muttley laughed. Vanessa and Crystal came up

"I must say D.D, you look quite good."

"All you need is some sugar." Vanessa snapped her fingers and a bottle of sugar appeared. She sprinkled some sugar. "There now you're looking sweet." She giggled and they both left

"I despise that meddling female!"

And here they come to the finish in Honolulu. And the winner is Number 3 Professor Pat Pending, in second place is Nurse Bridget Swan and in third place it's the Army Surplus Special.

"Muttley, get me out of here!"

Muttley appeared with a spoon. He took a taste

"Mm, *mumbles intelligibly* it's good." he snickered