Backstage Asheel Din IV (PCUW) , Ed, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Charlie Araya, Red, Kratos, & Goku are all standing together. Asheel begins to speak as he walks down the line of stars.

"Tonight we have seen a lot of things happen. We saw a rookie named Tommy takes it to my friend and Ed's stablemate Eddy Verra. And come close. Only to have Terry Blake Jr. take it away from him. We saw Crash defy all the odds and defeat Claude Speed. One of the biggest favorites in the tournament. We saw a women almost beat Majin Buu. We heard Aries Austin knock Timmy Turner down a peg. And right now we saw Gwen Tennyson use her sneaky technique that worked. Tonight is about history! And beside me stands a whole lot of history. This man is Ed. He is my tag team partner and is the longest reigning PCUW World champion ever. And he probably would still be champion if I wasn't blackmailed. Beside him is Homer Simpson. He's been around for over two decades and has been drinking beer and kicking ass ever since. Then we Homers Rival Peter Griffin. What do you see? A fat man? Well I see a fat guy. But I see a fat guy who sacrificed his body each and every night so those people who get their money's worth. Charlie Araya. You are a sick, twisted, dirty, fuck. And somehow you find that as compliment. Red. What can I say about you? Should I go over all your accomplishments? That you are a 5 time- no wait, a 6 time World champion. That you were the first ever Cruiserweight champion in UCA. Or maybe I should let them know who has represented UCA for years. You are the heart and soul of that company Red. And I don't need to talk about what you are. Kratos. Well, you're freaking Kratos. What the hell can I say other than that? Now that brings me to Goku. The guy who the Animated division back in the day. You are a hall of famer. And you may be the greatest superstar in WWE: Animated history. Only a few men have ever been able to reach your status of not a legend. But, simply one of the elite superstars in fiction wrestling history." Says Asheel

Asheel pauses for a second and counts

"In this room we have eight people. But we need a team of ten. Shikamaru isn't with us anymore for personal reasons that I don't know about. So that's why I went hunting and found a couple of friends. May I present the PCUW X-Division champion and Ed's partner in XCW. Double D aka the E + two D's." Asheel says as Edd steps in the picture and Ed hugs Edd nearly killing the kid.

"Double D!" Yells Ed as he hugs Edd. Goku and Red have to pull Edd out of Ed's grip.

"Calm down Ed. You see him daily. Now may I present the last member of our team? A legend in UWE and a huge star in UCA, And now TCW's newest wrestler. One of the sneakiest bastards to ever step foot in the ring and yes He isn't a myth. He is the man by the name of Sly Cooper." Says Asheel as you can hear the crowd pop loudly as he enters

"Whats sup boys? Ready to go and get that W?" Ask Sly

"Yeah." They all yell

"Well you guys have to wait till the main event. But when we get to the main event the Rookie Revolution will figure out why they're the rookies and we're the veterans." Says Sly

"Where's my wallet?" Charlie speaks up

"I don't know but, I have to go to the bathroom." Sly quickly says before walking out of the room.

"I told you he was a sneaky bastard." Asheel says shrugging getting him not pleasant looks from others

"Oh dear." Is all Edd could say as he face palms

We come back to the announce table with Vegeta, Jay and Iroh.

"They got the Cruiserweight champion!" Vegeta says

"You mean the X-Division champion?" Iroh corrects

"No one ever remembers the cruiserweights!" Vegeta complains

(Sweet Child O mine by Guns n roses plays)

"The following contest in an Open challenge match. First the person who set up this challenge. From WWL, She is WWL Intercontinental Champion Princess Elise." Says Perch Perkins who now has to announce for the whole cause Asheel doesn't want to pay money.

"Princess Elise is a women from the Womens only wrestling league named WWL." Iroh notes

"A womens only Wrestling promotion? That's certainly different." Jay Says

"Someone hasn't watched Shimmer videos." Vegeta says

"Here's a question. Who has watched a Shimmer video?" Asked Jay

"Good point partner." Vegeta says patting him on the back

"Thanks buddy." Jay replies to his new friend.

"What did I do to be stuck with you two? I was expecting you to hate each other instead of becoming best friends." Iroh says

(My last breath by Evanescence)

"And her opponent from UCA, Tifa Lockhart!" says Perch

"You don't what Iroh. Your just mad because Me & Jay are a better commentating team than you and anyone." Says Vegeta

"Amen." Jay says

"I'm very glad I get to leave after this." Says Iroh

"So are we. Anyways here comes Tifa who is preparing for her womens title match at Royal Reckoning. Which by the way I'm still getting paid to plug in." Says Jay

"And you plug in our sponsors way better than that moron Tarble." Vegeta says

The ring bell is rung, starting the match! Both divas circle around each other and then they both step into the center for an old fashion lock up. Quickly, Elise wins the fight for inside control and catches Tifa with a basic headlock maneuver. Tifa wails her arms around due to the immense strength from the IC champion. Tifa pushes Elise up against the ropes then whips her towards the opposite ropes. Elise starts to run back towards Tifa, then Tifa counters with a very well done arm drag. HUGE THUD! Elise's back smacks against the ground as Tifa has her arm in control as she manages to lock in a nasty shoulder lock. Grunts escape out of Elise's mouth as she struggles to escape. Elise manages to flip Tifa over in front of her. Tifa lands on her back as both women slowly begin to get up onto their feet. Once on their feet, Tifa rushes and manages to connect a front dropkick onto Elise. Elise tumbles backwards and quickly goes to get up. Tifa goes over to the fallen Elise and grabs her by the hair with the intent to bring her up onto her feet. Once on her feet, Elise manages to sneak in a hard knee shot into Tifa's gut. Tifa releases Elise then holds over gut, in pain. Elise then goes over, picks up Tifa and connects a perfectly executed scoop slam onto Tifa. Tifa arches her back out of pain due to the hard slam delivered by the IC Champion. Elise rolls Tifa onto her back and then covers her.

ONE

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TW—Tifa kicks out right before the two count. Elise gets up onto her feet and this time grabs Tifa by the hair and forcefully gets her up onto her feet.

"Elise isn't wasting time here." Says Iroh

"Why would she? She knows Tifa is more experienced so she has to stay on top of her. " Says Jay

"Yet another great comment by Jay Din and a terrible one by Iroh the horrible side." Vegeta says teaming up with Jay again

Elise positions Tifa straight before attempting to connect a devastating clothesline on the challenger. Tifa ducks and dodges the clothesline; Elise turns around to meet Tifa, BAM! Elise is surprised by a roundhouse kick to the head courtesy of Tifa! Elise collapses onto the ground, holding her head after the devastating kick. Tifa quickly climbs on top of Elise and goes for the pin.

ONE

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TWO—Elise kicks out on the two count.

"The power game of Elise has been stopped." Vegeta says

"For the moment." Iroh adds

Tifa gets off of Elise as Elise gets onto all fours in an attempt to get up. Tifa takes a couple of steps back before charging forth and kicking Elise in the ribs. Elise falls onto her back, holding onto her side. Tifa now taunts Elise causing her heat from the fans of New York who hate and cheers from fans who love her. Tifa begins to shout insults at a bunch of marks in the front row. As she taunts the fans, Elise gets up onto her knees then surprises Tifa with a roll up from behind!

ONE

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TWO

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Tifa kicks out! As she kicks out, both competitors begin to get up onto their feet. Once on their feet, Tifa kicks Elise in the gut and tucks her head under for a DDT, but Elise reverses it by grabbing her arm and applying an arm wrench onto Tifa. Elise releases the arm wrench and Tifa swings her arm at Elise for a clothesline, but Elise dodges it, gets behind her and connects a very well done German suplex! Tifa lies on the mat holding her upper-back/neck area as she rolls onto her side. Elise taunts Tifa to get back up onto her feet. Tifa begins to get up onto her feet, but she holds onto her back as she does so. Elise kicks Tifa in the gut almost immediately then positions Tifa in a powerbomb hold.

"This could be bad for the back Elise has been targeting!" Says Iroh

Elise lifts up Tifa for the powerbomb, but as Tifa gets raised, she manages to slip out of the grasp and hook in Elise head for a DDT counter! Elise's head bashes against the ring canvas as Tifa stands up. Elise stands up only to fall victim to a Premium heart. She drops to the canvas in an instant and Tifa covers her.

ONE

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TWO

. . .

Elise gets her foot on the topes!

Out of frustration, Tifa grabs Elise by the hair and bashes Elise's head into the mat. The referee rips away Tifa from Elise as Tifa gets on her feet, stepping away from the IC champion. Elise slowly gets up onto her feet but stumbles once she does so. Tifa runs and surprises Elise with a perfectly done bicycle kick that hits her right in the face. Elise drops to the ground holding her face after the hard impacted kick. Tifa covers Elise for yet another pin attempt.

ONE

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TWO

. . . Elise places her foot on the bottom rope again, thus stopping the count (Again).

"How did Tifa make that mistake twice?." Questions Vegeta.

Tifa gets up off of Elise and grabs her by the hair, and forcefully gets up onto her feet. She stands ELise straight then begins to say something to Elise to her face. As she finishes, she swings for a harsh right elbow into Elise's face but Elise dodges the elbow. Elise steps forward and drops, connecting a chop block to Tifa's leg. Tifa collapses onto the ground due to the break in support from her legs. Elise forces Tifa up onto her feet by grabbing her by the head. Elise tucks in Tifas head and then connects an implant DDT onto Tifa! Elise rolls Tifa onto her back and goes for the cover once again.

ONE

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TWO

. . .

TIFA KICKS OUT!

"And I have to say this. This Shit just got real!" Announces Jay

Elise stands up on her feet and yells "Get up Tifa!" before smacking her in the back of the head. Tifa jumps up off the canvas and punches Elise straight in the nose. Elise backs up in surprise as she holds her nose. Tifa Irish whips Elise. And Elise rebounds off the ropes Tifa hits the Powersoul. Tifa stands up and signals for a second Premium Heart. Elise stands up holding her nose and Tifa spins toward her and Elise sidesteps. Elise quickly tries to hit the No Tears Shed! But, Tifa pushes her off. Elise around into her second Premium Heart of the match. Tifa pins Elise

ONE

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TWO

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THREE!

"Here is your winner at 16:00. UCA's very own Tifa Lockheart." Says Perch

"Princess did way better than I thought tonight." Says Jay

"I'll give her credit. She gave Tifa a fight. But, the 5 time womens champion proved to be too much for her." Says Vegeta

"When we come back. I'll be gone thankfully. And the Best of the Best tournament resumes with Slade vs Spongebob." Says Iroh

A/N: Sly and Edd are now a part of Team Veteran. I was a dick to the Cruiserweights for some reason that I knew earlier but forgot. Jay and Vegetas bromance continues. Who will they bully next chapter. If its Tarble. Let's hope Vince ain't watching because if he is He'll tell Vegeta to BE A STAR. Anyways Fun little match wraps up this chapter. 3 updates in 1 day. I demand to be inducted into the Fiction Wrestling hall of Fame! Review while I figure out how to explain the death of Toonwriters second assassin. Do you think anyones going to believe he tripped on a lady bug and fell down a cliff with 25 foot thumbtacks below? Because that's what really happened. I swear.