"Welcome back to Best in The World. Me & Vegeta are going to commentate this match without anyone to hold us back." Says Jay
"And next year, the two of us will rip the FWA for commentating team of year away from that bastard Drake Parker and his fat sister!" Vegeta says gloriously. The lights go out in the arena and Paul Bearer walks over. Then Fire shoots up from the ring post and crowd pop louder than they have all night.
(Burned by Jim Johnston plays)
"The following contest is set for one fall and it is a Best of the Best opening round match. And according to Asheel Din sr. We MUST HAVE A WINNER! First, representing AWE, The AWE World Champion! SLADE!" Says Perch as the crowd in unison chant "Slade" over and over again as he enters the ring and stops the chant with his huge Pyro. Earning him a mega pop from the New York crowd.
"How can these people love Slade." Says Jay
"New York loves freaks." Says Vegeta
(Sell Your Soul by Hollywood undead plays)
"And his opponent, representing WWT, He is Spongebob Squarepants!" Says Perch as the crowd absolutely boo him.
"How can New York hate this guy. All he did was make a wise business decision and turn his back on Patrick." Says Jay
"I know. This guy carried WWT on his back since day 1. And now that it's all over. These bastards in New York boo him. Ungrateful bastards." Vegeta says
And all of a sudden, it was time to go at it as the bell rang. At first, Spongebob was looking around the ring. Trying to find the quickest way out of dodge. Slade was ready to go at it, and would circle the ring with Spongebob. At first, Slade seemed to be the only one eager to get the show on the road. But as it would turn out, Spongebob's confidence soon built up quickly. For what reasons? Nobody knew. But all of a sudden, Spongebob slipped out of the ring and walked away, pointing at his head. Slade stepped out of the ring to address him, and Spongebob would ask the referee to back him up. The ref tried to but was pushed into the steps. And before you knew it, Slade was chasing after The Sponge around the ring. Spongebob managed to get around the whole ring, and pushed the time keeper, and stole the AWE World Championship, which he bashed over the head of Slade, causing him to stumble a bit. Spongebob looked around, as the fans began to boo him. Spongebob yelled out to Slade. "I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!" And with that said, he hit him over the head with the title again. Slade fell into the barricade, and Spongebob would eyeball the champion. After stepping back, he slipped into the ring for what appeared to be a mock victory at the biggest cross over event. Spongebob would raise the championship in the air, yelling he was awesome to the crowd who began to surround the arena with nothing more than boo's. Spongebob would laugh a bit, and turned around to see Slade still slumped on over. Spongebob looked at the crowd, and pointed back at Slade without staring at him. "WHO'S YOUR DEADMAN NOW? HUH? I BESTED HIM, BECAUSE I'M S-" And at that moment, Slade had backed up into something. It wasn't the ropes, the turnbuckle .. or even the referee who was starting to reenter the ring. Somehow, someway? Slade had risen and made his way into the ring. Spongebob paused for a minute and the fans went wild. He soon turned around slowly, and would watch as Slade glared into his eyes. A hand would soon reach out across the neck of Spongebob, and before he knew it? He was lifted up into the air, for a good ol' fashioned chokeslam.
"That loud mouth got Spongebob into trouble." Says Jay
"Can't say he didn't deserve it." Vegeta says
Spongebob hit the floor, and immediately rolled out of dodge. Slade came charging after him, but Spongebob would instantly begin attacking him while he was middle rope, In the middle of exiting. Slade soon shoved a boot into Spongebobs chest, causing him to fly back. But when Slade jumped down off the apron? Spongebob rolled out of the way and under the ring, he revealed a steel chair and would instantly go to attack Slade over the back with it. Slade soon began to feed into the barricade, where Spongebob would bash him across the chest. And at that moment, Spongebob became cocky again. Walking around the outside, cheering. When he turned around, he lifted the chair up and would charge at Slade. But soon found himself being dodged, when swung. He turned around to notice Slade was coming back and tried to swing. But Slade lifted that leg up, causing the chair to bash into Spongebobs head and the chair was dropped! Soon enough, Slade followed up with a clothesline! Immediately sending Spongebob over the barricade, him going in tow! The crowd was going wild for this already, and it was only just the beginning. The referee walked on over to see what was going on. And security began to back up the audience. Both Slade and Spongebob laid down on the ground for a minute, as the referee tried to get them back to their feet. Naturally, Slade was the first one rising on up, and would grab a hold of Spongebob. He tossed Spongebob on over the barricade, and then followed up. He would then grab Spongebob, and threw him into the ring. Slate climbed the apron, and would attempt to enter the ring. But he was kicked in the chest, by Spongebob who began to taunt. Spongebob would then make his way on over toward the turnbuckle, and climbed to the second one. He raised his hands, and would then leap up and over for a drop kick to the head of Slade, causing him to tumble into the ring! Spongebob would then cover him for the pin attempt.
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KICK OUT!
"A great dropkick off the top." Jay says
"Spongebob is doing better than expected in this match. He's using the no dq rules to his advantage." Notes Vegeta
Slade had managed to kick out! The Sponges face was extremely one of disappointment, and he'd soon exit the ring and headed under it. He found more chairs, tossed them in. He grabbed the steel steps, and would soon toss them into the ring. Spongebob needed a break after that one, and walked on around to the time keeper and stole the ring bell. He would quickly enter the ring, and Slade was up at that point. It was a contest now, anything could be used. But Slade just went after Spongebob without grabbing a weapon. He placed both hands around his neck, and pushed him into the turnbuckle. He soon began to throw fists into the abdomen of Spongebob, and would take him by the head, and tossed him on over into the pile of weapons. After doing so, Slade would grab a steel chair. He lifted it in the air and would smack it over the chest of Spongebobs repeatedly. Slade threw the chair to the side, and would then look on off to the audience. The fans were going wild for The AWE Champion, cheering and wanting him to continue. Slade would look down at Spongebob and reached a hand across his throat, and would then pull him up, .. only to be poked in the eye by Spongebob! After poking him in the eye, Spongebob would roll up and grabbed a hold of the ring bell. He took it and would ram it into the abdomen of Slade, causing him to double over. And soon enough, Spongebob would bash it over the skull of Slade, sending him stumbling away and into the turnbuckle. Spongebob dropped the ring bell, and would then make way. He soon found himself charging right after Slade, and would jump up and crash landed for a corner clothesline! Spongebob watched as Slade stumbled out and bumped in the middle of the ring. He looked around and would begin to yell and shout, assuring them that he was walking out the winner. Soon, Spongebob would find himself climbing up the turnbuckle slowly. He managed to perch on top, and Slade was slowly coming to. And before you knew it? Spongebob jumped and –
"OH NO! He Got caught!" Jay says
Slade caught him, and would instantly lift him on up into the air, stumbled back and would nail an elevated powerbomb onto the steel steps! Spongebob flopped around like a magikarp trying to use splash on an opponent. And this time, it was Slade who would be going down for the pin attempt. The referee slipped on down, and would soon begin to count.
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SPONGEBOB MIRACULOUSLY KICKED OUT! HE WAS STILL IN THE GAME!
"Spongebob just kicked out! What a show of spirit from The WWT Representive!"
"Slade can't believe the kick-out, but he has to get his head back in the game!" Vegeta says
He sits up from the cover and puts a hand on his helmet in disbelief, before he begins to climb up to his feet. He looks around the ring, trying to find something to use to put Spongebob down, but there's nothing that seems to catch his attention. He steps out of the ring, flips open the apron, and pulls something out from beneath the ring... IT'S A TABLE! Slade is about to introduce a table in to this match, as he slides it under the bottom rope. Spongebob is struggling to his feet on the far side, clutching his back in pain, as Slade stands the table up in the center of the ring. With the table in place, Slade steps gingerly over to the fallen Spongebob... WHO RAKES THE EYES! Bearer is horrified at the acts of Spongebob, who stumbles away in to the corner to escape the wrath of the monster. The AWE Champion is blinking furiously after that eye rake. He steps towards the corner, but Spongebob Drop Toe Hold's him! Slade's head slaps the top turnbuckle, and Spongebob dives on him! He grabs him by the head, and begins to force Slade upwards on the ropes... Slade is forced is up on to the second rope, where Spongebob steps up to join him... HE'S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX!
"This ring is going to explode if this lands!" Jay comments
BUT SLADE REVERSES! HE HAS HIM BY THE THROAT! A CHOKESLAM! A CHOKESLAM! A CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!
" Holy crap! There is no way Spongebob could survive that." Vegeta says
Both men are down and out after the explosion of wood, with Spongebob obviously feeling the worst of it! Both men are completely out of it, with the fans going wild at the impact! But, Slade can't muster the strength to throw a hand over Spongebob's body to cover him! Spongebob is trying desperately to claw his way out of the pile of mangled wood, as the Slade, knowing the chance to cover has passed, now has to try and claw his way to his feet, too! Both men pull themselves up on the ropes. This match has been grueling, but one of these men has to win! Slade strides forward... BUT Spongebob sees him coming
SPONGEPLEX CONNECTS WITH FULL IMPACT!
COVER!
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KICKOUT!
"MY GOD, A KICKOUT! SLADE KICKED OUT." Jay says losing it on commentary
"These two men are killing each other just to get past the first round. Squilliam has to be unhappy that Asheel made this No DQ." Vegeta says
Slade throws his shoulder up, and now it's Spongebob's turn to look astounded! Now he has to try and find a way to keep Slade down! He slides from the ring, flicking open the apron... but, back in the ring... what is this? Paul Bearer has thrown a steel chair in to the ring! Oh my! Spongebob has a trash can, but Slade may have a chair! Spongebob slides in after his trash can... he steps round the ring, over to Slade downed body... raising the trash can...
"HE'S GONNA DRIVE THIS RIGHT O—" Vegeta attempts to say before being cut off
"WAIT, BEARER IS ON THE APRON!" Jay points out
Paul Bearer has his hands on the trash can, and Spongebob has to turn round to find out what's happening! Bearer isn't letting go, so what does Spongebob do here?! BUT WAIT! FROM BEHIND, SLADE RUNS UP!
SPONGEBOB MOVES! SLADE BUMPS BEARER AND THE TRASH CAN OFF THE APRON! The impact isn't hard, but it's enough to knock off down to the ground! Slade has no time to wonder, he has to turn around, but on his look back?
BAM! STEEL CHAIR OFF THE SKULL!
"Damn this Spongebob is one smart wrestler." Says Jay
"That or a lucky one." Says Vegeta
Slade falls backwards onto the mat. Spongebob raises the chair over Slade's body. Then, Slade sits up causing Spongebobs eyes to grow wide. Spongebob backs up as rage fills the eyes of Slade. He is on his feet now. Spongebob tries to hit him with the chair. Only to have Slade punch it into his face. Spongebob falls into the ropes and rebounds into a Chokeslam. Slade slashes his throat with his thumb signaling for it. Slade drags Spongebob up and turns him upside down. Tombstone piledriver by Slade! Slade pins Spongebob.
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"Here is your winner at 30:20 and advancing to the quarter finals. He is AWE's World champion. SLADE!" Said Perch
"Spongebob tried hard and put up the biggest effort I've seen against Slade but it wasn't enough to stop him." Says Jay
"Give a little credit to Paul bearer for a little distraction." Vegeta mentions
"I don't think Slade knew." Jay comments
"Up next, CAWF's Deigo vs XFWA's Gene Starwind. Who advances? Find out in our next match." Vegeta says