Clear the way, here they come! Hear those Wacky engines run! It's the Wacky Races wheeling their way in New Zealand heading to the finish line in Wellington.
Dick Dastardly is leading followed by Red Max and is about to pass him.
"All right Muttley, give him the hook in the prop routine."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Muttley pulled a lever
A spinning hook came out
"Oh no you don't Dick Dastardly." Red Max made use of Extra Propeller Power
The hook grabbed onto the extra four propellers causing the Mean Machine to spin rapidly into the air and head to last place. The Mean Machine landed and broke apart
"Drat that air ace!"
Oh well you can't win them all Dastardly
"This race I'm going to win or my name isn't Dick Dastardly."
By thwarting Dastardly's attempt to stop him Red Max is in the lead. The rest of the racers keep a steady pace. The Slag Brothers are slugging their way into second. Penelope Pitstop who's in third place does some sewing so that she can use her sheet for Sail Power.
"Hello there Penelope, my dear."
"Well, hi ya'll Peter Perfect in beautiful car Number 9."
"Knitting something perhaps?"
"No, just patching up my sheet so I can use the wind for Sail Power." she put the finishing touches and hang it "There."
"I say that's clever of you Pretty Penny."
"Yes, Thank ya'll Peter." she took off thanks to the wins
They're approaching Lake Taupo. Wait what's that in the sky? It's Dick Dastardly with another trick no doubt.
"You bet your bonnet sister, especially after I blow up the bridge. Then I'll win the race." he laughed
The Wacky Racers were approaching the bridge when a missile came down and blew it up completely.
"Uh-oh, something blew up the bridge." said Red Max
"More like someone blew up the bridge." Vanessa pointed up into the sky
Dick Dastardly flew away "So long Wacky Racers." He and Muttley laughed together
"Dick Dastardly you are despicable." said Nurse Bridget
Arista growled angrily
"Yes and he's no gentleman." said Penelope
The Slags yelled unintelligible angry remarks at Dastardly.
"This race isn't over yet." said Vanessa "Where there's a will there's a way. Where there's magic it will create a way."
Vanessa made a new bridge appeared and the others roll crossed rapidly
Thanks to his latest dastardly deed Dick Dastardly holds a comfortable lead. He now gloats on the deed he has done.
"This is pretty easy now that we have no competition Muttley."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Sure it would be lonely at the finish line but victory will still taste sweet."
Coming up fast was a missile that blew up the Mean Machine.
It looks like Dastardly spoke too soon
It was the Army Surplus Special followed by the other racers
"That should teach you a lesson about leaving us high and dry." said Sergeant Blast
"Curses! Drat and double drat!"
The Army Surplus Special now takes the lead. The Creepy Coupe is creeping up and makes their move with Spider Power. And faster than you can 'Itsy Bitsy Spider', the spider goes for a spin and the Surplus Special is caught in a web of trouble.
The Creepy Coupe is leading but Vanessa is coming up and shows the Creepy Coupe which way to go. But Number 2 has a which way of their own, the Witch's Hex way.
A witch in a grey outfit came out from the belfry riding her broomstick.
She hovered over the Magic Rocket "A hex on you dearie, a hex on you."
"Sorry, my Magic Rocket blocks all hexes and curses. Beside the hex is on you, your hair is a sight."
"You're right about that. I can't do anything with it."
Crystal brought out a can of hairspray "Here use this."
"Yeah it works well for my hair. That's why it's so smooth and lovely."
The witch used the hairspray which blocked her vision. Crystal then came up with a tennis racket and knocked the witch away.
"Well that's that."
"Yeah though I had to give up my last can of hairspray. I'll borrow some from Penelope after the race."
Uh-oh it's Tricky Dicky again up to another one of his tricks no doubt.
"Right! I'm going to the Slow Motion Gas Machine. They'll be so slow winning the Wacky Race will be easy."
Dastardly was unaware that Vanessa emptied the machine of all its' slow motion gas and used a tank of ill wind to fill the machine. Crystal changed the fuel of the Mean Machine and used the Slow Motion Gas.
"Here they come, switch it on Muttley."
Muttley pressed the button. The ill wind came out and whisked Dastardly away.
"Muttley!"
Muttley laughed.
The racers have 1 mile left to the finish line. The Arkansas Chuggabug has steamed into the lead; the Creepy Coupe crept into second. All the racers are bunched up and at their heels. The Slag Brothers are bashing their way through and into the lead. And at the finish line The Slag Brothers finish first, the Arkansas Chuggabug second and the Creepy Coupe third.
And Dick Dastardly is coming up last traveling at a five miles an hour.
"Drat that meddling female and her cat! Drat, drat and double drat!"
Muttley laughed.