Today, the Wacky Racers travel through Monaco and head for the finish line in Monte Carlo. Penelope Pitstop is leading. Uh-oh the Compact Pussycat's engine is starting to smoke. Too bad.
"Oh dear me."
Peter Perfect came up "Hi there Pretty Penny. Don't worry the perfect mechanic is here to help you." He started coughing as the smoke covered him and caused the Turbo Terrific to fall apart "Oh fiddlesticks."
"I better give it a little air." She opened the hood to reveal that she was grilling shish kebabs "There a little overdone but it's still good."
Well what do know a shish kebab grill. The Ant Hill Mob is moving up and going to make their move to get into the lead.
"Okay youse mugs switch on the rocket skates."
"Gotcha boss."
And the Ant Hill Mob skate into the lead. Here's Dick Dastardly but how does he expect to win the race?
"It's very simple. As the Wacky Racers approach I light the fuse which leads to the dynamite attached to this tower filled with quick drying cement. And when it explodes the Wacky Racers will become Wacky statutes." He and Muttley laughed "Here they come" he lit the fuse "Oh boy this is going to be good."
However the spark stopped midway and the cars rolled by safe.
"Drat! The fuse went out. I'll light it again."
He did so and the cement fell on him. He was turned into a mountain
"Muttley, get me out of here!"
Muttley lit some dynamite and placed it next to Dick. He ran off covering his ears.
"Oh no! Not that way!"
Dastardly blew at the fuse which lit up and exploded. He was now in a hole
"Thanks for nothing."
Muttley laughed
And the Wacky beat goes on. Professor Pat Pending converts to Yo-yo Power.
He passes Vanessa but she catches him with magic
"It's been a while since I played with a Yo-yo."
Vanessa did a Sleeper, then Around the World and finished with a Gravity Pull. She threw it back causing the Professor to bounce into last place
Meanwhile Dastardly was waiting for the others to show up
"All right here they come Muttley, plant the dynamite."
Muttley did so and awaited the signal
"Now!"
Muttley pushed the plunger but nothing happened
"Now what went wrong?"
Muttley noticed that the cords were disconnected. He connected them and the dynamite exploded. Dastardly was trapped in the rubble
"Drat!"
Muttley laughed which earned him a hit on the head
Professor Pat Pending came up and was stopped by the landslide
"At least we stopped one of them."
The Professor converted into a Hot Air balloon with a propeller and made his way. Muttley laughed then quickly covered his head in case Dastardly would hit him again. Instead Dick gave him a present. Muttley knew very well it was the old 'boxing glove in the present' trick so he opened it towards Dastardly. Dastardly got knocked out.
Now it's Number 12 Nurse Bridget Swan out in front, the Army Surplus Special second and the Red Max third. The Arkansas Chuggabug moves up with Jet Power and goes into second place. And now it's Christopher Scott moving into the lead. Out of the air is Number 3 Professor Pat Pending taking the lead. What an exciting Wacky Race this is!
Meanwhile Dick Dastardly is catching up to the pack and is determined to pass them.
"All right Muttley, get the bubble gum bomb ready."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
A cannon came out from the hood
"Ready, aim, fire!"
Uh-oh the racers are in a sticky situation now. Dick Dastardly now rockets into the lead.
"Little does Dastardly know, I have a special powder to get rid of bubble gum." Vanessa turned on a fan and light pink powder comes out spreading around the area
Amazing the gum is gone and so is the Magic Rocket. But Vanessa sprays over the other cars and the race continues.
It's now the halfway mark of the race. Dick Dastardly has a commanding lead; Vanessa London is second and the Ant Hill Mob third.
Wait a minute what happened to the other cars? According to our radar scope they've stopped and are neck in neck. Let's switch back and see. Oh, a drawbridge. No wonder they stopped. And away they go, go, go!
Dastardly and Muttley were keeping an eye out for the Wacky Racers
"When the Wacky Racers approach Muttley we'll let loose the high speed land torpedo."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." He laughed
Vanessa appeared from behind
"You know what to do Crystal."
"Right Vanessa." Crystal tiptoed slowly. She changed her collar to a pencil and scribbled 'Dick Dastardly' on the torpedo. She switched the dial to the name and tiptoed back giggling.
"Here they come Muttley, ready the torpedo."
Muttley brought the torpedo out
"Fire one!"
The torpedo dashed off and then turned around back to Dastardly and Muttley
"Yikes! Run for it!"
The torpedo hit them and they were sent flying.
Vanessa and Crystal watched with their binoculars
"There they go."
"And here they come."
The Double Duo landed.
"It looks like you had a blast D.D." Vanessa and Crystal laughed as they drove off
As we come into the final miles of this race the Wacky Racers give it all they got. And here comes Dastardly driving hard to pass the others.
"Well Muttley it looks like I'll have to switch on Police Power to stop them. Luckily I have my downtown French Officer's badge."
Dick pushed a button letting out a police siren.
The Army Surplus Special came to a stop
"Did you hear that Serge?"
"Yeah Meekly, it looks like a court martial for us."
The Buzzwagon and the Arkansas Chuggabug came to a stop
"Uh-oh, it's the police."
"Golly, it looks like we're in hot water."
The Reliable Turbo came to stop. Arista started whimpering
"Don't worry Arista, I'm sure with some reasoning we'll get a pardon."
"Oh dear I do hope the traffic judge is friendly." said Penelope
"Don't you worry none Pretty Penny; a perfect explanation will see us through."
"I'm not worried, I'm a flyer with friends in high places." said Red Max
"Luckily I have some contact with good lawyers." said Christopher "And they have contact with other lawyers throughout the world."
"Remember our alibi youse mugs." said Clyde "We're at the beach when the bank was robbed."
"I'll invent a good excuse like we're in a race. By George we are in a race." said Professor Pat Pending
Crystal changed her collar to a telescope "Hey it's Dastardly pulling the old Police trick."
"I know just what to do."
"What's that?"
"Do nothing. When Dastardly passes us, he'll look behind and gloat as usual. Then he'll hit the wall."
"Here comes the fuzz." said Big Gruesome
Dastardly passed them laughing "See you dummies at the finish line."
Then he hit the wall
"Just you said Vanessa, he hit the wall."
"Yeah that's why they say it's wrong to gloat."
And here they come to the finish line in Monte Carlo. The Ant Hill Mob finishes first with Christopher Scott second and Red Max third. Oh what a finish! And as for Dick Dastardly
A police officer was giving Dastardly a ticket
"Monsieur you'll get 30 days for littering ze road, 10 days for obstructing traffic."
"Drat! Double drat!"
Muttley grumbled
"And an extra 10 days for arguing with an officer."
Dastardly groaned while Muttley laughed