Traveling through the English Countryside the Wacky Racers head for the finish line in Nottingham, they're being led by the villainous Dick Dastardly. In second place is the Number 10 the Buzzwagon and in third is Number 13 the Magic Rocket.

"A magic seed should slow Dastardly down knowing that the Buzzwagon will cut the tree down. Fire away Crystal."

"Right." Crystal transformed her collar into a peashooter, put the magic seed in and fired away.

The seed flew above Rufus Ruffcut and fell into the fertile ground. It sprouted into a mighty oak tree.

"Timber!" shouted Rufus as the Buzzwagon cut through the tree

The oak tree fell on the Mean Machine.

"Drat!"

And away go the Wacky Racers. The Buzzwagon is leading with Vanessa London second and the Creepy Coupe third. Penelope Pitstop is breezing into fourth with Hair Dryer Power. The rest of the Wacky Racers hold a steady pace. And bringing up the rear is the Ant Hill Mob.

"All right youse mugs let's make with the Getaway Power."

They took off and passed the pack. They passed by a constable

"Calling headquarters, calling headquarters. I have reported that what may look like the US criminals the Ant Hill Mob have just passed me. Will investigate."

"The highway patrol spotted us, quick make a right turn."

According to our radar scope the Wacky Racers come to an unmarked intersection. Uh-oh everyone's really crossed up except Number 13 the Magic Rocket and here comes the Double Zero passing the pack. How come you know the right way?

"I have a superb sense of direction. Plus I had Muttley here swipe the racing sign."

Muttley laughed

Why that was a most-A most um…

"Try despicable."

Oh yes thank you. That was a most despicable trick Dastardly.

"Yeah, typical of me isn't it? Now I have to stop that meddling female."

"Dastardly's closing in on us Vanessa."

"We'll just have to lose him. I'll make a right turn."

"You're not escaping me Vanessa." Dastardly took the right turn

Meanwhile the Ant Hill Mob was avoiding the highway patrol.

"Quick, duck the car in that fair up ahead."

They parked and rushed inside

"What kind of fair is this Clyde?"

"It must be one of those Renaissance fairs. Someone's coming, make with the disguises."

Vanessa and Crystal pulled up and decided to hide in the fair

"Well what do you know, a Renaissance fair."

"I wonder if anyone's here."

The Ant Hill Mob dressed as peasants showed

"No one here but us peasants."

"Sure you guys and I'm the Duchess of England out on a break."

"Okay you got us Vanessa. Did you see the highway patrol?"

"No, I was being pursued by Dastardly. Now I have to think of a way to teach him a lesson about crossing everyone up."

Crystal looked at the map "There's a huge mud hole just east of here."

"That gives me an idea."

The Ant Hill Mob was outside waiting for when the Double Zero would come by.

"Here comes the Double Zero, you know what to do right?"

"Right boss."

The Mean Machine pulled up as the group did some tap dancing

"Don't mind us, just your average tap dancers."

"Well I'm your average salsa dancer. Did you guys see a girl with a talking pussycat?"

"Yeah they went that way."

"Thanks Shorty." He laughed "You get it? Shorty." He laughed as he drove off

"Oh you're gonna get it." said Clyde with a grin on his face

The Double Zero hit smack right into the mud.

"Oh no! What will I do? I'm stuck in the mud."

The Magic Rocket and the Bulletproof Bomb pulled up

"Just keep going D.D."

"Yeah maybe you'll strike oil."

They laughed as they left to return to the highway. Muttley was also laughing as he and Dastardly sank deep in the mud

Back to the track it's still a pretty close race. Peter Perfect is leading the pack in second is the Chuggabug running barefoot and the Creepy Coupe going into overdrive Dragon Power into third place. The Ant Hill Mob is coming up fast with their Getaway Power followed by Vanessa London with her Unicorn Power. It's anybody race as they have 500 yards to go. But wait the Double Zero is passing everyone. Dick Dastardly is in the lead. It looks like Dick's going to win the honest way without cheating.

The Mean Machine then came to a stop

Something's wrong, the Mean Machine has come to a stop. And the winner is Number 9 the Turbo Terrific driven by Peter Perfect. The Ant Hill Mob comes in second and Vanessa London comes in third.

The Double 'O' has yet to reach the finish line. What happened Dick?

"I stopped to give someone an autographed photo of me."

You're kidding right? Who would want an autographed photo of you?

"Him." Dick pointed to Muttley

Muttley held up a picture of Dick Dastardly with his signature on it. He laughed