Crossing through the land of pyramids and sand, the Wacky Racers head for the finish line in Cairo, Egypt.
The Ant Hill Mob is on the run into first place.
"Mush youse mugs mush!"
Peter Perfect is in second place followed by Vanessa London in the middle of a sandstorm. Say Vanessa it seems you don't stand a chance in that sand.
"That's where you're wrong. It's the sand that doesn't stand a chance. I always have my vacuum cleaner in case of this."
A vacuum spout came out of the hood and clears the sand away. It sucked up the Turbo Terrific and spat it out. Peter Perfect shot into the lead
In last place it's Dick Dastardly. Are you having car trouble Dick?
"No missy, I'm using these balloon tires to fly through this desert. I'll get way out in front to drop the others out of the race." They took off into the air
The Mean Machine passes Number 8, 6, 1, 3, 10, 4, 2, 11, 5, 12 and is about to pass Vanessa.
"Guess it's time to play darts." Crystal changed her collar to a dart gun and popped the four tires.
The Mean Machine flew off into the distance and landed in the sand
"Curses! Drat and double drat! How can I win this race?"
"Is someone there?" a voice asked
"Who said that?"
"Over here." It was a bottle
Dastardly opened it and out came a genie. He was light brown with green eyes wearing a red jacket, light green pants and black shoes
"Finally I am free. I am Jawhar, I was imprisoned many years ago but now I'm free."
"You're a genie right?"
"Yeah and I'm anxious to cause some mischief. My love of mischief is the reason why I was imprisoned."
"Hey I got a good idea. With your magic and our combined meanness, I will win this race. Now here's my sneaky plan." Dastardly whispered into Jawhar's ear
Now with Vanessa London in the lead the Wacky Racers roar across the desert
"Ready Jawhar?"
"Ready, what should we do first?"
"Let's start with a mirage. Put a deep raging river in front of the racers."
"Okay, one deep raging river coming up."
A mile long river came into being.
"Did you feel that Vanessa?"
"Yes Crystal, there's magic about and it's the mischievous kind."
The racers stopped upon reaching the river
"Uh-oh it's a roaring river."
"Not really Segre, it's just a mirage. A figment of our imagination." said Private Meekly
"Since this is part of our imagination all we need to do is imagine there's a little ol bridge." said Penelope
A bridge came into being
"It worked, now let's go."
The racers rolled across the bridge. Once everyone made it through, the bridge disappeared.
The Mean Machine dashed across the sand
Dastardly snickered "The others must have turned back by now. Those dummies didn't even know that the river is a mirage and it isn't real."
They fell into the river
"Jawhar get us out of here where it's high and dry."
They were placed on top of a mountain
"Oh I can do better than that."
The mountain grew so large it touched the sky
"How's the weather up there?" Jawhar laughed
"All right wise guy, get rid of this mountain."
"As you wish."
The mountain disappeared
"Oh no what did I say?"
The Mean Machine fell into the sand and broke up. Muttley grumbled
"Jawhar you dummy! Put us out in front of the Wacky Racers."
"Very well."
The Mean Machine was put out in front but unfortunately right in front of the Army Surplus Special. They got run over. Soon they were run over by the Compact Pussycat, the Turbo Terrific, the Bouldermobile, the Creepy Coupe, the Tropical Convertible and the Reliable Turbo.
"Drat!"
Jawhar laughed
The Army Surplus is sizzling along in the lead with Penelope Pitstop second and the Arkansas Chuggabug third. Professor Pat Pending converts to a flying carpet on wheels and takes the lead.
"All right Jawhar, no more funny stuff."
"Okay. What's your next plan?"
"We're going to trap those Wacky Racers. Make a pyramid appear and make sure they don't leave."
"Got it."
A large pyramid came into being with an opening. Once the Wacky Racers went inside, the opening closed.
Dastardly laughed "Now I'll be the only one to win this Wacky Race."
"I prepared a way for you. Just drive up the pyramid and you'll slide down with ease."
"Great, thanks Jawhar."
Meanwhile inside the pyramid,
"Something tells me we're in one of those traps." said Luke
"No kidding genius." said Crystal
"Oh dear, how are we going to get out of this big little ol' pyramid?" asked Penelope
"We're going to have to blast our way of here. Take aim Private and fire!"
"Wait. You can't damage a pyramid." said Nurse Bridget "This is a historical part of Egypt."
"Miss Bridget has a point there Serge."
"Then it looks like we'll be trapped in here forever."
"There's no such thing as forever." said Big Gruesome
"Oh yeah?"
"Yes, just eternity." said Little Gruesome
"Thanks, you just made my day." said Christopher
"I'll get us out of here." Vanessa walked to the front "A magic illusion, well every illusion has an opening so it should be" Vanessa moved her hand along the wall "Bingo! Right here." An opening came into being
"Good work Vanessa, now everyone let's go!"
The Wacky Racers made off a great pace. Meanwhile Dick ended up inside the pyramid on the top floor
"Hey how come we're in the pyramid? Jawhar you dummy! Come out this instant!"
A 'Do not disturb' sign appeared on the bottle.
"I'm not falling for that 'Do not disturb' gag."
By saying that, the Mean Machine fell to the bottom floor. Jawhar stuck his head out of the bottle "But you fell through the floor." He chuckled
"Enough jokes and get us out of here."
"Very well, I'll transform your car into a giant drill and you can burrow your way and win the race underground."
"Say that's a great idea."
The Mean Machine changed into a drill and burrowed through the sand.
And the Wacky beat goes on as the racers are closing in on the finish line in Cairo. The Creepy Coupe has crept into the lead using Bat Power. Vanessa London is sailing into second and Peter Perfect dashing through the sand in third.
But here comes Mean Machine Drill passing everyone. Dick Dastardly is leading.
The periscope turned back as a sign of gloating. However when it was not looking the drill hit a rock.
And here come the Wacky Racers across the finish line. The winner is Number 2 the Gruesome Twosome! Vanessa London is second and Peter Perfect takes third place.
"You know Vanessa we never found out the source of that mischievous magic."
"True but everything turned out okay. As they say 'all's well that ends well."
Dastardly and Muttley came out of the sand, Jawhar laughed from his bottle.
"Oh boy do you look ridiculous!" he continued laughing
"I'd teach you to laugh if I were in your place."
"Oh goodie! That's just perfect."
Dastardly went into the bottle and Jawhar came out
"Now you get to be in my place, former master."
He threw the bottle away
"Drat! Muttley do something!"
Muttley laughed