Wheeling their way to Palermo, Sicily, the Wacky Racers are led by Dick Dastardly the Super Villain of the Wacky Races.

"You know we might win this race the hard way, without the cheating." he chuckled "Right Muttley?"

Muttley snickered in reply

And it looks like Rufus Ruffcut is making his move to pass Dick.

Rufus armed with his ax cut off the Mean Machine's engine

"Timber!" He laughed

"Drat you Rufus Ruffcut!"

Now Rufus Ruffcut is out in front with the Crimson Haybailer second. The Compact Pussycat is third leaving the others to bite the dust.

Penelope was powdering her nose while the dust took to the air and onto the Arkansas Chuggabug. Luke and Blubber started coughing.

Is anything wrong Penny?

"It sure is sugar. My nose is shy."

The powder tickled Blubber's nose causing him to sneeze. The sneeze blew the Chuggabug right into the other cars.

It looks like the other Wacky Racers are out for repairs expect Number 9 popular Peter Perfect, Number 12 the charming Nurse Bridget and Number 13 the amazing Vanessa London. Now Vanessa moves up with Cheetah Power and takes the lead.

Meanwhile after taking an illegal shortcut Dick Dastardly now plans his daily dirty deed to win the race.

"Now remember Muttley, I'll let you know when a car passes by and then you flatten that car with the steamroller."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."

"Excellent! Here comes that meddling female and her meddling cat. Now Muttley!"

The Magic Rocket zipped past the steamroller. The steamroller flattened Dastardly. Muttley laughed.

Pat Pending back in the race now converts to Jetpack Power and goes into the lead. Number 7 the Ant Hill Mob won't let the Arkansas Chuggabug pass.

"Get out of way consarn you! Blubber, do something."

Blubber set the temperature of the boiler to 'Really Hot' and pulled the string causing steam to be loosed out. They jetted pass the Ant Hill Mob. The Bulletproof Bomb was mushed in as a result of the steam

"All right, make with the stretching youse mugs."

The gang got out and stretched the car back into shape

"Okay youse mugs, let's get back in that race." they took off

And now the Arkansas Chuggabug has jet passed the pack and into the lead. Meanwhile in the Dastardly Deed Department

"Hurry Muttley hurry!"

Muttley was chopping the pole of the bridge

Of course as usual Dick Dastardly is up to no good.

"What was that?"

I said you're up to no good

"On the contrary madam this scheme is very good. Muttley will chop down this bridge and the race ends for the rest while I go to the finish." he snickered "Faster Muttley."

Muttley grumbled

"What did you say?"

Muttley came to his side kissing his hand

"That's better. Here they come. Come on Muttley let's go watch the fun."

Numbers 8, 3, 5, 13, 9, 12, and 11 made it.

"What happened?" Dastardly stepped lightly onto the bridge then he started to stomp on it "Still nothing's happening."

The bridge collapsed and Dastardly with it. Muttley laughed

The remaining racers are now approaching the bridge and it's Rufus Ruffcut out in front.

"Uh-oh the bridge is gone. Quick Sawtooth let's make another one."

Sawtooth sawed through a nearby tree and made a new bridge

"Good job Sawtooth, let's go."

The others made it across

The Wacky Racers are off again in more ways than one. The Arkansas Chuggabug holds onto the lead but coming up fast is Christopher Scott who switches to Jet Rocket jets right into the lead. Dick Dastardly has managed to sneak ahead of the other Wacky Racers with a trick to win.

"These tacks should stop them. I just hope this gag doesn't fall flat."

Christopher Scott crossed through the tacks and got a flat

"Uh-oh I got a flat. Time for the Instant Repair Kit."

He repaired the tire in an instant and made his way. The Creepy Coupe went through the tacks and got a flat.

And another flat tire but here comes the Instant Repair Kit.

A snake came out of the belfry and acted as a tire allowing them to continue. The Magic Rocket went through the tacks and got a flat. Vanessa snapped her fingers and the tire was made brand new.

"The old tack gag; let's show Dastardly how this gag really falls flat."

A magnet came out of the hood and attracted the tacks onto it. The Magic Rocket went and caught up to the Mean Machine

"Ready"

"Aim"

"Fire!"

The tacks hit the Mean Machine's tires stopping them as the Magic Rocket zoomed ahead.

"Drat you Vanessa!"

It's now the halfway mark. The leaders are bunched together. Nurse Bridget Swan goes into Walking Dog Power; The Creepy Coupe goes into Dragon Power, the Red Max goes into Extra Propeller Power and the Army Surplus Special uses Fire Power.

Penelope Pitstop in her Compact Pussycat puts on a burst of speed and passes everyone. She drives through a tunnel unaware that Dastardly is waiting at the end with bait and hook

Dastardly and Muttley were at the top in a crane

"We're going fishing Muttley and our first catch will be a Compact Pussycat."

Muttley snickered in reply. However the hook caught onto a passing train dragging Dastardly and Muttley off. The Wacky Racers came out of the tunnel.

With 2 miles left to Palermo the Wacky Racers sprint for the finish line. Professor Pat Pending is making his move. I wonder what it is. An Arrow Power? Wow, look at him go and right into the lead! Professor Pat Pending finishes first with the Ant Hill Mob second and Penelope Pitstop third.

Meanwhile in the Sicilian Countryside there's a train lumbering with a loose caboose.

"Hey stop the train! Let me off of here! Stop the train!"

Muttley laughed.