Backstage Ben and Dante are walking down the hall.
"I can't believe I'm late because of you. This is the most important night of my career and we had to stop so you could steal candy from that baby in the park." Says Ben while arguing with his TCW Tag Partner
"It wasn't a baby. It was Stewie Griffin and I wouldn't have to steal it if you had let me eat breakfast before we got here." Dante says arguing back.
"I made you breakfast!" Ben yells at Dante
"No one wants to eat Tofu Omelets'!" Dante argues back
"You know what! I don't have to stand here and take this. I am a great chef! In fact I'm THE WORLDS TOUGHTEST CHEF." Say's Ben
"What about Gordon Ramsey?" Asked Dante
"I AM THE WORLD'S SECOND TOUGHEST CHEF!" Ben yells
"You cook as well as you drive." Says Dante
"I'm a great driver! Hell I beat Mario Kart 7 times!" Ben says in victory. He had a smile across his face.
"I beat it 8 times." Dante says with a grin. Ben's smile turned to a frown
"NO! That is Impossible." Says Ben
"Excuse me?" A Voice says. Ben's eyes widened. He recognized the voice.
"No…. No…. NO! It can't be." Says Ben turning around to see….
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DR. SHELBY!
"Hello Ben. I haven't seen you since our last session. Congratulations on staying the Magnus champion. I am proud of you." Say Shelby before hugging Ben
"Is this your boyfriend?" Asked Dante
"I'm straight thank you very much." Ben says as Shelby continued to awkwardly hugs him. "Hey Dr. Shelby…."
"Hush Ben. Soak in this moment." Shelby says before letting go a minute later and turning to Dante
"So you must be Dante. You might have a successful future in Wrestling. I want to wish you luck."
Shelby tries to hug Dante but Dante caught Shelby by the throat and chokeslammed him through a wall.
"Holy Crap!" Says Ben as he looks at the huge hole in the wall. "We're going to get in trouble! You freaking idiot."
"Did you want to talk to him or something?" Dante asked
"No. Huh, I guess I have to thank you Dante. So….yeah." Ben says
"I still hate you." Dante says walking away.
"I hate you more." Ben says following him
"I hate you morer." Dante says
"That's not even a word." Ben corrects him
"I don't need to use real words with looks like these." Dante says
"You don't have looks. Hell you can't even pick up a women. Unlike me, I get hundreds of women a day. Unlike you I'm a man, boy. And that's what women are looking for. Maybe one day when you grow up you'll be like me." Ben brags
"Bullshit, I'm older than you. Besides you're afraid of the dumbo elephants at Disneyland." Says Dante
"HOW DID YOU KNOW? I mean I am not." Says Ben nervously.
"Hey guys!" Hearing a voice. They turn around to see Jeremy, Colt Anderson and Disco Kid (In some wheelchair)
"What do you three morons want?" Dante asked.
"I AM NOT A MORON!" screams the voice of Wheatly off screen
"We want you guys to donate to the Disco Kid Relief fund." Jeremy says holding up a Box that spells "DowNayShuns"
"You want the money of the Magnus Champion? Hell no." Ben says
"How about you Dante? You have a heart right?" Colt says.
Those words were wrong. He smacks the donation box out of Jeremy's hand. Jeremy and Colt run away. Disco tries to roll away but, Dante grabs a hold of the wheelchair. Dante pushes the Wheel Chair into a wall. The wheel chair comes back and Dante lift's the wheelchair with Disco Kid up in the air. And he throws it straight into the ceiling lights. Disco Kid falls to the floor first, then wheel chair, and finally the lights.
"Holy crap Dante! He might be dead. The twitter people are going to love you." Ben says "But, I am still handsomer."
"Yeah right." Dante says walking away.
"It's true." Ben says following.
"Then prove it! The next woman who exits this door will be who you have to ask out." Dante says pointing at a door that says Womens locker room.
"Fine!" Ben says. He waits then someone walks out….
"Dawn!" Dante says
"Oh hey Dante. What are you doing here?" Asked Dawn
"What are you doing here?" Asked Dante
"Nothing. Just a little payback on Henry Wong." Says Dawn walking away "Bye Dante, I hate you Ben."
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Then Kari walks out with her hair a little messed up
"Um….Hi Dante." Kari says
"Were you and Dawn doing something in there?" Dante asked
"I don't kiss and tell." Kari says. "I have to go. Bye Dante, I hate you Ben"
"Hey Ben. You missed two chances at women." Dante says before looking down. "Put that away you sick bastard!"
"Don't blame me! When a man hears about two girls doing it in a room they get excited!" Ben says a little red in the face while putting his hands in his area. He switches subjects quickly. "You know what? Let's see how handsome you are. You should ask out the next women we see."
"Okay." Dante says
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Then Gwen Tennyson (Alien Force version) walks toward them. Ben's mouth dropped.
"NO! NO! NO!" Ben screams as Gwen approaches.
"What's wrong with you shorter Ben?" Gwen says
"Don't mind him Gwen. How about you and I go back into this room and you know." Dante says winking as Ben is holding up signs that says "Say no" and another that says "Grandpa Max wouldn't be proud."
"Okay." Gwen says. Dante smirks as Ben stands there angry.
"Ladies first." Dante says opening the door for her. After she enters he gives Ben the middle finger and enters himself. This leaves Ben alone. Then Deadpool enters the scene
"Don't worry Ben. Dante fucked my cousin too. And that's why I refuse to be partners with him in Marvel vs Capcom 3." Says Deadpool "Which by the way is in the used games bin at Gamestop now."
Ben just stood there silently.
"Are you going to go Emo now Ben? Can I call you Emo Tennyson?" Deadpool continues to ask
Ben is getting angrier.
"Did you find out Itatchi is going to beat you tonight and I'll be the one who ends the streak?" Asked Deadpool
And that's where Ben lost it.
" NO! NO! NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! NO! ITATCHI WILL NOT BEAT ME! NO! I WILL END THE STREAK! AND NO DANTE IS NOT FUCKING MY COUSIN IN THAT ROOM." Yells Ben before he hears moaning
"Are you sure. Because by the sounds of that it looks like they are." Deadpool says
"I HATE THIS WORLD!" Ben screams exiting the scene.