Today the Wacky Racers are crossing through the land of Japan heading for the finish line in Tokyo. Vanessa London is leading followed closely by the villainous Dick Dastardly.
"This time I'll make sure that meddling female and her cat are stopped for good so I plan my tricks to win the Wacky Race."
"Vanessa my inner sense of trouble tells me those two mean us no good."
"Yeah, they're probably planning to put us out of the race for good."
"All right Muttley let's give them a hand."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Muttley pulled a lever
A white glove came out in order to snatch Vanessa and Crystal
"Uh-oh time to switch on the transparent cloak." Vanessa pressed a button which made them and the Magic Rocket transparent. The glove could not grab them
"No fair I protest!"
Why not? Everyone else is. The Army Surplus Special is marching up fast with a corky idea for Dick Dastardly.
Several corks were fired at each exhaust fume. The Mean Machine's hood exploded
And now Dick Dastardly is passing everyone backwards to last place.
"Curses! Foiled by those military misfits! But next time Vanessa won't have it so easy."
"Dastardly's gone now thanks to the Army Surplus Special."
"Good, the transparent cloak would have worn off in about ten minutes."
Vanessa holds onto to the lead with the Army Surplus Special second and the Creepy Coupe third. It's neck in neck between Peter Perfect and Number 7 the Ant Hill Mob.
"Okay youse guys give me the one step."
"Right boss."
They managed to pass the Turbo Terrific but the members were stopped by a nearby pole and left behind.
"Come on, come on, back into the car."
The six members were off. They decided to use the hitchhike signal. Fortunately Christopher stopped and gave them a lift.
"Thanks for the ride Chris."
"No problem fellas."
He drove up to the Bulletproof Bomb
"Hey boss here we are."
"Well don't just sit there dummies hop in."
They went in one by one. Once that was through Christopher takes off
Meanwhile Dastardly and Muttley were waiting for when Vanessa and Crystal would come up.
"Here they come Muttley. Get the extra strong elastic rope ready."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
As the Magic Rocket passed a rope came out and roped them
"Uh-oh, this means trouble." They pulled into the bushes
One minute later Vanessa and Crystal were tied to a pole by Dastardly and Muttley.
"Comfy Vanessa?"
"Not very."
"Too bad. I'd give you a pillow but I'm not in that good a mood. Just stay put till I win the race." They went off laughing
"Stay put he says. If that's not reverse psychology, I'm not a cat with magical powers."
"Now I can just get my nail file from my pocket. I've got it now to cut out of here."
"I'll help out. Luckily I didn't get my claws manicured."
Soon they were freed
"Now let's go teach those two a lesson." they took off
Checking our radar scope it's still a pretty close race. Nurse Bridget Swan is leading followed by Professor Pat Pending and the Red Max. The rest of the Wacky Racers keep a steady pace while up ahead it's Dastardly with a devious diversion.
"They're going to get a real bang out of this one. What appeared to be a dragon made of Paper Mache is actually a radio decoy with lots of dynamite!" he laughed "Now onward my decoy dummy!"
"Wait!"
"What is it Muttley?"
Muttley pointed out that Nurse Bridget was coming up and wanted her to pass
"All right, I know. We'll let her go ahead and get the other cars. Sometimes I think you like her more than me."
Vanessa and Crystal appeared
"We have to do something Vanessa or the others will get a bang finish."
"Oh no they won't. Once they released the decoy I'll run interference."
After Nurse Bridget passed by the Paper Mache dragon was on the loose. With a snap of the fingers, Vanessa made a huge pipeline which directed the decoy back to Dastardly.
"Yikes! Gang way!" They ran for it and got hit. They were sent flying
"Wow, they got a bang out of that."
"Yeah the biggest bang in all Japan." they laughed
"Drat! Double drat!"
"See you later Dastardly." Vanessa and Crystal drove off
"Why those two little meddlers! That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy!"
They got into the Mean Machine and took off
And the Wacky beat goes on. Nurse Bridget Swan holds onto the lead with Penelope Pitstop second and the Ant Hill Mob third. The Creepy Coupe is moving up with Dragon Jet Power. Now it's Vanessa London moving up into the lead followed by Dick Dastardly.
"Doesn't he ever give up? We'll have to lose him hang on Crystal."
"You're not getting away this time Vanessa!"
Vanessa parked behind a building and went inside.
"Time for a change of clothes."
Dastardly and Muttley came inside
"She has to be around here."
Vanessa came out wearing a pink kimono with white petals patterns using a white fan to cover her mouth. Her hair was tied up in one by a ribbon
"Pardon me dishonorable looking man."
"That's honorable looking to you lady."
"*Mumbles unintelligibly* that's Vanessa."
"It is? Get back here Vanessa, you despicable trickster!"
Crystal appeared from the sleeve "I hope you can run well in this fancy outfit."
"I'll try." She took off "Good thing I wore the slippers."
A man appeared "Oh there you are, miss. You're just in time."
"In time for what?"
"The dancing lesson, right this way."
"Yes sir."
He stopped Dastardly and Muttley "Oh no you don't! This is a dancing lesson for women only."
"Very well then, let's get into the act as well Muttley."
Meanwhile Nurse Bridget, Arista and Penelope stopped for tea
"Thank you for the tea."
"You're most welcome."
As they went outside
"Look Bridget those girls are wearing the most beautiful dresses I ever did see."
"That's a kimono a traditional dress women wear in Japan."
"I'd love to try one of those."
Vanessa was in the middle of the girls. The last two 'girls' in purple and red kimonos with raven haired wigs were Dastardly and Muttley.
"Didn't those last two girls look familiar?"
"Yes, I know I've seen them before."
Arista barked
"You think we should follow them Arista?"
Arista nodded
"All right let's go."
The women starting dancing in perfect synchronization
"Boy I'm getting the hang of this."
"So am I." said Dastardly as he danced closely to Vanessa and grabbed her
"Hey you come back here!"
"Sorry but I'm double parked. Plus this girl and I have a pressing engagement in a good imprisonment" he laughed
"I know that laughter anywhere. It's that ungentlemanly Dick Dastardly."
"Go after him Arista; don't let him get away with that kimono girl."
Arista dashed off and came in front of Dastardly
"Yikes!" he ran as Arista barked loudly at him
"Quick don't let him get away." three men came up and jumped on Dick Dastardly
"Thanks Arista." Vanessa patted her
Crystal came out of the sleeve "Is it over?"
"Yeah it's over."
"Good I was starting to get hot in there."
"Why Vanessa and Crystal, what are ya'll doing here?"
"We were escaping this dastardly villain; of course the dancing was fun."
"Hey don't these three girls look familiar?"
"Oh yes, they're the girls from the Wacky Races."
"Speaking of the Wacky Race, we better get going and back into it."
"Don't worry I'll help you get back. Men make sure that troublemaker stays put."
"Yes sir."
"Drat!"
The racers are now into the final lap. It's Peter Perfect out in front but coming up fast is the Red Max and Christopher Scott.
Meanwhile a huge slingshot was made
"Will this work?"
"Do not worry, you'll get a great burst of speed. The elastic is very strong."
"Thanks ever so ever."
"You're most welcome."
The girls got into their cars, backed up and stretched the slingshot and took off
Numbers 5, 12 and 13 are back in the running and wow! They are really running with that great burst of speed. And now here we are in Tokyo where everyone is eagerly waiting for the finish of this race. And here they come, they're approaching fast. And the winner is Number 5 Penelope Pitstop, Nurse Bridget Swan comes in second and Vanessa London finished third.
The girls smiled and waved as the crowd cheered loudly
Listen to that crowd cheer. Those ladies of the gas pedal without a doubt are popular.
"Don't forget us racing partners."
Oh yes Crystal you and Arista are popular too. And as for Dick Dastardly
He was tied up at the moment while Muttley was having a tea break
"Drat! Double drat! Triple-drat even!"
Muttley sipped from his cup and laughed.