"Welcome Back. Jay Din and Iroh are on commentary again." Announces Iroh
"Which means the show got better." Jay says
"The following contest is a Fatal 4 way Ladder match, to decide the first ever Internet champion. The only way to win is to climb a ladder and retrieve the title above." Says Perch
(I came to Play by Downstait hits the PA as the New York crowd boos)
"First, he is CCW's own Tom Brady." Says Perch as everyone in the crowd boo
"Lots of Giant's fans in the building tonight." Says Jay
"Or jets" Says Iroh
"I doubt that." Jay says
(Johnny Cage theme by LA Riot plays as the crowd boos to a lesser extent.)
"And next, from UCA. He is Johnny Cage!" Says Perch
"Johnny Cage is a part of the Rookie Revolution and judging by their night so far. He needs to win this." Says Jay
"This is an important match for Johnny Cage. The rumored joke of the Rookie Revolution could become a champion tonight." Says Iroh
(Deadpools theme song play as the crowd pop loud.)
"And next, from Animated. He is Deadpool!" Says Perch
"This crazy bastard want a title as he heads into his Toon World title match against Itatchi." Says Jay
"Or Ben If he wins their match tonight." Says Iroh
The crowd is done cheering for Deadpool as they go silent anticipating the last man in the match. They know who it is and the crowd full of Internet marks are excited to explode. Deadpool quickly says "Why does Colt get an Epic entrance?" The crowd waits for This fire burns by Killswitch Engage to play but, are caught off guard by another song. The pop as the static intro is heard
Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The Colt of personality
*The crowd pops as Eric Young comes out waving a White flag with Colt Anderson on it. Daniels & Kaz come out in a go-kart that Colt may have stolen from Super Mario (Spray painted to say Colt Of Personality) is right behind Eric Young*
I know you love me, I'm in your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the colt of personality
"And lastly, he is the Internet God, The Colt of Personality. Colt Anderson!" Screams Perch as the Internet jacks off to his amazing moment as Colt finally enters the arena in his Colt of Personality T-Shirt that is covered by a white robe that that says Colt of Personality on the back with the logo of Colt's face.*
Like Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen
I'm the colt of personality
Colt of personality
Colt of personality
*Colt stands on top of the stage while Disco Kid & Jeremy come out each holding one side of a scroll of paper before one going left and the other going right. The scroll unravels to reveal that it says Colt Of Personality. Blue, Red, White, Yellow, Green and Oranage Fireworks explode from the bottom of the ramp and towards the ceiling behind Colt who has his arms spread. Jeremy & Disco luckily don't get burned as they hold up the banner*
Pretty lights, New York Times
When a mirror speaks, the reflection says hi
You won't have to follow me
But Only I can set you free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling Sexy face on your TV
*Colt walks down the ramp showered with Cheers and approval by the crowd as Tom Brady is unimpressed, Johnny is in Awe and Deadpool is crying under his mask for not getting a good entrance because the Author is a asshole.*
I'm the colt of personality
I exploit you and no matter what. You will always love me and I won't give a fuck
I told you one and one make thirty three
I'm the colt of personality
*Colt spreads his arms once again as Fireworks explode from the turnbuckle and somehow forms the shape of a magikarp*
Like Jackie Chan and Some guy named Stan
I'm the colt of personality
Colt of personality
Colt of personality
*Colt climbs up to one turnbuckle and takes his hood off before screaming "Let's get ready to watch Ready too rumble!" as the crowd pop's loudly.*
Drunken life, I'm a fucking guy
A hobo speaks, that rich guy sighs
You won't have to follow me
But only I can set you free
You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
Even though you're still lame
You gave me new Twitter Followers every damn day
"How long will the entrance last?" asked Tom brady as Colt hands his robe over to Daniels and Kaz who take it away with them. The crowd starts to chant "Colt of Personality!" or "Colt is God." Or even "We love Colt" as we see a shot backstage of all the GM's, Women and Men backstage facepalming at this entrance*
I'm the only person you need to friend
I'm the colt of personality
The Colt Of Personality
The Colt of Personality!
*Colt grins as he soaks up this ovation from the crowd while Deadpool jealousy plots ways on how he can steal the show. But, he has no time because the song stopped and the match was about to begin*
"What an entrance." Says Jay
"Why exactly did he get that entrance?" Asked Iroh
"Because the Internet loves him. Which makes him a good candidate for this ladder match." Says Jay
"He can still lose. There is a lot of talent in that match." Say's Iroh
The tension between these four men were clear and they were about to go all out to ensure that they walked out of Madison Square Garden the Internet Champion. Fifteen feet above the ring was where the championship belt was to be, fastened onto a holster where it would remain until one of the four men (No matter if it be Johnny, Colt, Deadpool, or Tom) to claim for his own. This holster was slowly lowered to level as the fans watched it rear closer and closer to the mat. All four combatants had their eyes fixated on this as the referee approached the timekeeper for the belt. The official took the belt to all four of the competitors giving them one last look, before he headed to the center of the ring. He fastened the title belt onto the holster and stepped back. Slowly but surely, the title belt escalated and elevated to its temporary home where it was suspended fifteen feet in the air. In each corner stood Johnny, Brady, Deadpool, and Colt Anderson; all whose heads were lifted to look at the thing they were about to fight so hard for. The cameras showed Colt as he glanced to the outside of the ring, where four ladders were positioned for the men to use in order to grab the belt so high above the ring. Finally, everything was in place. The belt high in the air, the four possible champions in the ring, the fans all on their feet cheering for Colt & Deadpool while, booing the hell out of Johnny Cage & Tom Brady; the stage was set and the match was started with the ring of that bell.
"Get ready for an epic ladder match kids." Says Jay
"We could be witnessing match of the night right now despite the amount of comedy character in this match." Says Iroh
At an instant after the bell was rung, the men left their corners and the action was almost immediately started right on the spot. Colt began to go toe-to-toe with Deadpool, as Johnny Cage and Tom Brady faced off on the far side of the ring. The Royal Rumble winner and the Colt Of Personality each traded blows with one another, until Deadpool managed to gain the upper hand. He nailed Colt with a kick to the gut and sent him over to the ropes. On the rebound, Colt was quickly taken down to the canvas by a jumping hook kick from Deadpool. Meanwhile, the "MVMVP" Tom Brady had the Rookie Revolution star under control as he smashed his head into the turnbuckle. He turned Johnny around before hitting a Russian leg sweep and stepped back a little. He attempted to hit the Touchdown Splash, but Johnny rolled out of the way and Brady hit his stomach against the canvas. The fans cheered at this and they cheered even more as they saw Johnny approach Brady looking as if he had an idea in mind. Johnny took a hold of Tom's body and hoisted Tom over the top rope! Tom Brady landed SPLAT on the outside and although the fans hate him, they couldn't help but cringe a bit at the site of that.
"Tom his out of the ring as Cage is looking happy." Says Jay
"He still needs to climb the ladder to win." Iroh says
Cage smiled and it was obvious that he felt a bit accomplished and proud of what he had just done. He then exited the ring, leaving Colt and Deadpool the only men in the ring. Deadpool stomped away at Colt as he had laid there on the mat. He then ran to the ropes and delayed himself with a few theatrics and tried to land a knee across Colt's face, but the IWC god managed to roll out of the way. Deadpool's knee met the mat and his knee was obviously hurt. Colt swiftly got onto his feet and managed a dropkick on Deadpool. The fans popped for Colt as he continued to build some offense in this match. Colt took a hold of Deadpools legs and spread them open, just enough for him to land a double leg drop to his manhood. Deadpool instantly grabbed his groin with a bug eyed look on his face after Colt got off of him and he rolled towards the ropes. Colt got up to a vertical base and he charged towards Deadpool, dropping him out of the ring with a baseball slide! Just like Brady had fallen earlier, Deadpool hit the ground with a loud SPLAT and though the fans love him, they cheered for Colt's offense. On the opposite end of the ringside area, Cage still had Brady under control as he smashed Brady's head across the broadcast table. Cage looked over his shoulder and saw the ladder set up there.
"I don't like that face." Says Iroh
"A lot of women do however. But, that's not the point. He's going to do something!" Jay says
Despite his usual pretty boy reputation, it was no secret that Johnny Cage may have a sadistic side to himself. He slammed Brady's head into the broadcast table once more before forcing him down onto the ground as the crowd cheered expecting something extreme. He then headed over to the ladder and folded it, before sliding it under the bottom rope. The fans booed a bit because this was he didn't go extreme. Colt and Deadpool were brawling on the outside of the ring and Tom was immobilized outside as well; there was nobody there to stop him. Johnny got up to a stance and started to set up the ladder in the center of the ring. He made sure the ladder was stable and then started to scale the ladder. Inch by inch he got closer to the title belt that he wanted so much. The fans were on their feet, anxious to see what was going to happen. At ringside, Colt paused his assault on Deadpool long enough to notice that Johnny was climbing the ladder. By this time, Johnny was nearly half way up the ladder when he noticed that Colt was heading toward him. He fastened his pace, but he didn't go too quickly because he didn't want to risk falling or slipping off the ladder. Colt however was able to quickly catch up in the climbing of the ladder.
"Look at Colt run up the ladder." Says Jay
"Look at Johnny trying to unhook the belt." Iroh says
Johnny was already trying to free his belt from the holster, but his attempts were put to a stop as Colt started to trade punches the UCA wrestler. Both men threw their hardest punches and they both struggled to keep a hold of the ladder. The Colt of Personality somehow managed to shove Johnny off the ladder, sending him flailing nearly fifteen feet towards the canvas. Colt spread his arms to his sides and taunted for a bit, and all the Colt fans out there knew what was coming. Colt leaped off of the ladder and went for the Colt 50! The fans went wild as they saw Colt put it all on the line flipping in mid-air. He neared closer and closer to the mat and was about to hit the move when Johnny was pulled out of the ring! Colt landed flat across the mat back first and the impact was simply devastating!
"Oh my god! That kid is hurt!" Says Iroh
"He knew this match was going to be dangerous. He has to fight through it to win the Internet title." Jay claims
The cameras focused in on Colt's face and he was stricken with pain. It soon became clear that Tom Brady had pulled Johnny Cage out of the ring at the last second because he was clever enough to take the opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. He had already taken Colt out for the time being and he now looked to take Johnny out. Tom took a moment to bask in the ambience of accomplishment, as he was proud of what he just did to Colt. However, he didn't take too long because he now had the chance to eliminate Johnny Cage as a threat to him. Brady started nailing Cage with plenty of punches and forearms to daze him a bit. Finally, he hooked Johnny Cage's arm and lifted him up to hit a Northern Lights Suplex onto the harsh ringside ground. The sheer impact of that move could have kept Johnny Cage out for quite some time
"That certainly wasn't good for his chances of winning." Says Jay
"And now Tom Brady has taken control. Only question is, how long will it last?" Asked Iroh
Brady mounted Johnny and started to unleash his wrath upon Cage, as Deadpool slid into the ring. Deadpool noticed Tom taking care of Johnny on the outside and saw Colt nearly motionless on the mat. He saw this as his opportunity and he wasn't going to pass up this chance. He headed over to Colt and kicked him out of the ring with his feet. He then turned towards the ladder and Deadpool eyes grew large. The fans all began to cheer as Deadpool randomly began to do the Spin-a-Roonie! He performed the taunt perfectly as if he was Booker T and the crowd grew wild.
"Spin-a-Roonie! What an awesome moment" Jay says
"He's wasting time." Iroh comments
He got up to a vertical base and headed up the ladder, where his dreams of gold were just a few feet away. He made his way up the ladder inch by inch and the belt was seemingly in reach when Tom Brady noticed that Deadpool had begun to climb the ladder. He wasn't about to let Deadpool get away with the title so he abandoned Johnny on the outside and slid into the ring. He wasted no time in heading over to Deadpool and the Former Hardcore champion saw this coming. He hastened his pace and tried to climb the ladder faster and faster. Tom was right on his tail, as Tom brady had climbed the same side of the ladder as Deadpool. The distance between Deadpool and Tom Brady decreased with each second and Tom was finally able to get right beneath Deadpool. He grabbed a handful of Deadpools Spandex and managed to hold him back just as Deadpool was about to grab the title! Tom tried to pull Deadpool farther away from the belt and Tom turned his body to face away from the ladder. He placed his head in between Deadpools legs, took a hold of his legs and finally forced him down! He sent himself and Deadpool off the ladder to plant Deadpool with a HUGE Sit-Down POWERBOMB! The fans could not believe what they had just seen and they didn't know whether to cheer for the sheer entertainment value of that move or to boo Tom for surely hurting the Merc with a mouth.
"Tom Brady had done what he had set out to do in injuring Deadpool, but he had managed to hurt himself as well. " Says Jay
"The risk these guys are willing to take to win this ladder match is scary but awe-inspiring at the same time" Iroh says
Deadpool and Tom Brady laid there in pain as Johnny Cage sneakily slid back into the ring. The ladder was still set up and Johnny was about to climb. But, Johnny didn't notice Colt was right behind him on the outside. Colt quickly jumps onto the apron as Johnny was on the third rung of the ladder and did a springboard dropkick to Johnny's back. This knocked Johnny and the ladder down. Colt was quickly taken down by a powerful running boot from Tom Brady. Tom then picked Colt up and threw him outside of the ring. Tom followed him out and looked under the ring. He pulled out not one but, two ladders. Tom put one ladder in-between the ring apron and the guard rail. He then set up the other ladder (Which is 25 feet tall) up. Tom was then met with a low blow from Colt Anderson. We see a quick shot of Johnny Cage stomping on Deadpool before coming back to see Tom brady on the ladder between the apron and guard rail. Colt looks up at the ladder and climbs up after support from the crowd. Colt does a small taunt as the crowd stand up on their feet. Colt 50 (450 Splash) off the ladder. The crowd go apeshit with "Holy Shit!" & "This is Awesome" chants. We see Johnny Cage in the ring with his jaw hanging at that.
"Words cannot describe what we just witnessed." Says Jay in awe
"Everyone wants to make history tonight and they'll go to any lengths to become the first Internet champion." Says Iroh
"I hope both are okay. Or else TCW will get in trouble and have to pay bills. Which means a smaller paycheck for me." Says Jay making Iroh facepalm
Johnny Cage quit looking in shock and realized the opportunity. Deadpool was slowly getting up so Johnny attempted a Shadow kick but, Deadpool sidestepped. Deadpool goes for a Deadshot but, Johnny Cage pushes him off. Before, Deadpool could regroup, Johnny Cage connected with a Shadow kick. Johnny grabbed the ladder in the ring and reset it. Johnny starts to climb up to the top. Johnny is three rungs away from victory. Deadpool starts to rise to his feet as Johnny happily is only one rung away from the title. Johnny Cage is sitting on top of the ladder with the hugest smile in the arena. But, it fades when he sees Deadpool is up and had his hands in front of the ladder. Deadpool then slowly tips the ladder over despite Johnny begging him not to and Johnny Cages tumbles straight into the guard rail. The crowd once again chant "Holy Shit!"
"Oh my god! Oh my God! Oh my freaking God! This match is getting out of hand." Says Iroh
"Johnny Cage might be seriously hurt. I was really hoping for him to play me in my movie." Says Jay.
"Johnny Cage may be lucky to even stand up." Says Iroh
"All of them will be lucky to walk out of this arena under their own power." Says Jay.
Deadpool really wants to win this match so he ignores everything and resets the ladder right under the title. Deadpool climbs up to the top. The crowd breaks out into a frenzy until…..
"COLT JUST PISTOL WHIPPED DEADPOOL!" Says Iroh
"Talk about a taste of your own medicine." Says Jay as Deadpool falls off the ladder and onto the canvas.
The crowd is now really crazy. The New Yorkers start a Colt chant as Colt stands there for a few seconds breathing heavy as the match has taken a toll. He looks up. He is only 10 rungs away from being the first Internet champion. However Tom Brady would roll in. Colt would begin his climb as Tom crawled toward the ladder. Colt is 7 rungs away as Tom drags himself up using the ladder and begins to start a slow climb. Colt gets to the top rung and waits for Tom. Colt tries to punch Tom but, he blocks with one hand and headbutts Colt. Tom looks like he's going for a superplex on Colt and gets him in the air but, Johnny Cage cuts him off with a chair shot to the back. Colt lands both feet on the top of the ladder as Tom is phased. Colt pushes Tom off straight onto the shoulders of Johnny Cage. Johnny hits a caged fury on Tom Brady must to the delight to the fans in MSG. Then Colt jumps off the top of the ladder with a crossbody on Johnny Cage.
"Everyone's down as this crowd once again goes insane." Says Jay
"These 4 men are defiantly risking life and limb for the Internet Championship." Says Iroh
All four are down. All have been battered and there was no doubt that this was a war with Ladders. Everyone in MSG showed their appreciation with a "This is Awesome" chant. Colt starts to get to his feet only for Deadpool to beat him. Deadpool runs at Colt and Clotheslines him outside of the ring. Deadpool then begins to climb up the ladder again. But, once he gets to rung 5. Tom Brady grabs his leg and pulls him all the way down and straight into a Personal Foul (Dream Street). Johnny Cage gets to his knees as Tom Brady sees him. Tom goes for a PAT (Punt kick) only for Johnny to dodge and for Tom to run into a springboard DDT from Colt. Johnny Cage began to climb the ladder as Colt climbed right behind him. Johnny Cage reaches for the Internet title but, Colt comes up from behind with a forearm smash to the back of the head. Johnny turns around and tries to kick Colt but, Colt grabs the foot and uses that to push Johnny off the ladder. Johnny Cage lands back first against the turnbuckles. The pops massive as Colt climbs up. He reaches for the Internet title. His fingertips touch it as the Smarky crowd stand up excited…..
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HE PULLS THE TITLE DOWN!
"He did it! He really did it!" Sasy Jay in shock as the New York crowd in MSG go insane!
"Here is your winner at 43:56 and the FIRST EVER INTERNET CHAMPION. PCUW's own Colt Anderson." Says Perch as Colt lets out a roar as he hold the Internet title up
"Oh my god! What have we witnessed?" Asks Jay as Colt climbs down and everyone in the arena are chanting his name
"We witnessed War." Says Iroh
"No not that. How in the hell did Colt Anderson defeat Tom Brady, Deadpool and Johnny "F**King" Cage in a Ladder match?" Questions Jay
"Anything can happen in wrestling, Jay. And tonight may have been the luckiest night in Colt's career. He did it! A boyhood dream has come true and the Internet is ruled by the Internet God himself." Says Iroh as Colt jumps into the crowd. You can see Tom absolutely angry with the result while trying to show no pain, Johnny Cage in absolute pain and Deadpool being somewhat happy the 2 D-Bags didn't win
"Wait… If Colt's a PCUW Star and that Internet title was made by TCW. Does that mean we have another reason to feud with PCUW?" Questions Jay
"Well to be honest yes. But, that doesn't matter now. Let him have his moment." Iroh says as Colt raises the Colt Personality flag & PCUW Flag on top of the ramp as the Internet title is wrapped around his waist. We see various shots of some PCUW wrestler happy that the moron actually won. Meanwhile, we see another shot of Souichi being less than happy.