Today the Wacky Racers are slipping and sliding through the icy Yukon and head for the finish line in Whitehorse. Professor Pat Pending is performing precariously out in front, Christopher Scott is second, and the Buzzwagon is biting away to third with Number 1 the Bouldermobile being peppered by ice cubes in fourth place.
While up ahead is that diabolical doer of dirty deeds Dick Dastardly.
"No one is winning this Wacky Race but me."
Muttley laughed
And how do you plan to do that you villain?
"I'm going to blast the frozen lake making things impassible for the others."
He pressed the lever
It looks like Dastardly's scheme worked. No one can get across. But Nurse Bridget is going to make an attempt and use inflatable Bridge Power.
And it works! Now everyone is across.
"Curses! Foiled by the resourcefulness of Nurse Bridget."
Muttley applauded and laughed. Dastardly pulled his collar to his mouth shutting it up. Muttley grumbled
The racers keep a steady pace through the snow. Christopher Scott uses Snow Mobile Power and goes into the lead. Penelope Pitstop skis into second and Peter Perfect goes into third. The Surplus Special is treading on thin ice and the Creepy Coupe flaps their wings and coming up fast with the Slag Brothers dragging behind.
What's that in the sky? Uh-oh I have a feeling that's Dick Dastardly
"Well it's not Santa Claus. I'm going to delay those Wacky Racers with this giant ice cube."
The ice cube was dropped right in the middle of the road. The Creepy Coupe who was now leading used their dragon to melt the ice cube and allowed everyone to get across.
"Drat! Time for the backup plan."
They landed and set up an inn with a sign
"Free hot chocolate stop and warm up. How could they resist?"
Muttley snickered as they went inside.
"You let me know when a car stops and I'll turn on the water."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Nurse Bridget was using Dog sled Power and the first to arrive
"Oh goodie, free hot chocolate. Let's stop and get some Arista."
They came to a stop. Muttley noticed them, put down the hose and went off in a flash.
"Hey where are you going Muttley?"
"Hello, is anyone here?"
Muttley showed up with a cup of hot chocolate with a marshmallow
"Oh thank you. I like a bowl of hot chocolate with cream for Arista."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." He went off and starting making it.
He soon returned. Arista lapped it up and smiled.
"It's good isn't it?"
Arista barked in reply
"Thanks for the hot chocolate." they left
"Hey Muttley how come you never make me hot chocolate?"
Muttley mumbled unintelligibly
"What do you mean I'm like a spoiled child?"
Muttley laughed in reply
"Now let's go get the other cars."
The Creepy Coupe came next
"Look free hot chocolate."
"Excellent, let's go get some."
They stopped. Muttley barked to Dick
"Right, one frozen road block coming up."
The Creepy Coupe was frozen solid. Dastardly and Muttley left and went back into the Double Zero. But they had starting trouble
"Drat! The engine is frozen!"
Here comes Pat Pending too late to stop from hitting the road block.
"That's all right. I'll just use my Mix Master Ice Crusher."
The Creepy Coupe was free from the ice while the Double Zero was trapped inside.
"Curses! Curses!"
Muttley laughed
At the halfway mark it's anybody's race now. Nurse Bridget is leading just ahead of Professor Pat Pending. The rest of the racers keep a steady pace and bringing up the rear is the Ant Hill Mob.
"All right youse mugs slip on the ice skates and get going."
The Ant Hill Mob skated past everyone.
"We're going to win this Wacky Race or else."
"There's just one problem Clyde."
"What's that?"
"The bridge is out."
The Bulletproof Bomb tried to stop but the brakes would not hold. They did not fall completely to the ground; instead they bridged the gap allowing the others to get across.
Christopher Scott stopped "Don't worry guys I'll get you out."
A giant magnet was brought out and the Ant Hill Mob was pulled out and onto safe ground.
And away go the Wacky Racers. Rufus Ruffcut is in the lead, coming up fast is Peter Perfect in the Turbo Terrific and the Red Max in the Crimson Haybailer. Now here's Dick Dastardly planning another one of his tricks.
"Here they come Muttley, plant the dynamite."
He did so ad waited by the plunger with a snicker
"Now Muttley!"
He did so but it did not explode and the other cars went on through.
"Drat! At least the dynamite is frozen let's go. We have to catch up."
As the Double Zero went off the dynamite exploded and covered them with snow
"Muttley! Get me out of here!"
And now the racers give it all they got as they reach Whitehorse. Uh-oh it looks like Vanessa is out of the race with a cold engine.
Crystal brought out a bottle "Here it is Vanessa."
"Thanks. I'm glad I packed my hot water bottle."
She put it inside and the engine came back to life.
And there she goes back in the running. With less than three miles the racers give it all they got.
Meanwhile Dick Dastardly sneaked ahead of the racers with a machine.
"This plan is surefire. Or in this case sure frozen. As the Wacky Racers approach we turned on the Ice Machine and the racers will become ice sculptures." he and Muttley laughed
Vanessa crept from behind and casted a spell on the machine
"Here they come. Oh boy this is going to be good."
The machine was turned on but it froze Dastardly, Muttley and the Mean Machine.
"A fine work of art Vanessa."
"Yes I call it 'Villains on Ice'." Vanessa giggled
Dastardly mumbled
"What did he say?" asked Vanessa
"He said Drat you two meddlers!"
"We're just doing our job Dick."
They laughed and drove off.
The Wacky Racers are finishing fast, they're neck in neck and the winner is-Just a minute folks. Our instant camera shows Peter Perfect finishes first, the Ant Hill Mob second and the Convert-A-Car third.
Dastardly and Muttley managed to break out of the ice and towed their car to the finish line in last place
"Oh drat!" said Dastardly and he sneezed
"Gesundheit." said Muttley and then he sneezed
"Gesundheit Muttley."
"Thanks." Muttley laughed