Here they are folks! The Wacky Racers are lined up for the race to Yellowknife. The drivers are now warming up their cars.

The female drivers of the circuit each blew a kiss to the engine. The engines were now revered up. The Gruesome Twosome had their dragon heat the engine. Red Max spun his propeller which took him for a spin.

Soon the racers were off

And there go on the way out Wacky Race. The Mean Machine takes the lead with the Convert-A-Car second and the Compact Pussycat third. The racers now enter the deep forests.

The Mean Machine came to a stop and prepared their first trick. They stood next to a tree, Dastardly held a chainsaw.

"Oh great dear tree, I shall never see a roadblock lovelier than thee." He snickered as he buzz sawed the tree "Timber!"

The tree fell but it caught Dastardly smack down. As the racers passed by Muttley had to use the chainsaw to get Dastardly out.

"Hurry Muttley but be careful. Ouch! Ow ooh Ouch! Watch it! Ouch!"

The racers now go through the first lap of the race. Professor Pat Pending now has the lead with Penelope Pitstop second and Rufus Ruffcut third. Uh-oh it looks the Army Surplus Special who is fourth place is having some engine trouble.

"Meekly! Why are you stopping?"

"It's not me Serge, it's the engine."

"Oh great. Now here comes the Ant Hill Mob and we're in the way."

The Bulletproof passed by carrying Sergeant Blast on top of the roof. Christopher Scott stops by the Army Surplus Special

"Are you having engine trouble Private?"

"Yes. Do you mind fixing it Christopher?"

"Sure, no problem." He quickly fixed the engine "Hey where's Serge?"

Serge was stopped by a branch, fell down and soon ran back.

"The engine is fixed now Serge."

"Thanks Christopher." He resumed his seat "Now step on it Meekly!" they went off

Due to the height of the trees we can't see the cars. So we switch to our Control Tower. Rufus Ruffcut is cutting through the forest and into the lead followed by Dick Dastardly in an attempt to pass him.

"Out of the way you Sunday log cutter!"

"You know what to do Sawtooth."

Sawtooth nodded and popped a bag of sawdust. It covered the Mean Machine. They started coughing; soon they sneezed and zipped back to last place

Rufus laughed.

And now Rufus Ruffcut goes into the lead. Number 13 is in the second spot and Number 7 in the third spot. The racers are now about to exit the forest. But here's Dick Dastardly planning to trap the racers.

"That's right missy."

Dastardly and Muttley commenced cutting the trees.

"Timber!"

"Timber!"

However Vanessa put a spell on the trees stopping them midway bridging the gap. Everyone crossed through safely.

"Drat! Now how could this happen?"

The trees fell on Dastardly. Muttley laughed

Now at the halfway mark Rufus Ruffcut holds onto the lead, with the other racers in pursuit. Christopher Scott uses Bicycle Power and cycles into the second spot now Peter Perfect makes his move and tunes his Turbo Terrific to perfection.

"There, that's absolutely perfect." the Turbo Terrific went to pieces as the other cars passed him "Oh fiddlesticks!"

The racers now approach the bridge that takes them across the Great Slave Lake. But also on that bridge is Dick Dastardly doing some bridge blocking.

"Stay out of sight Muttley. Here they come."

"It looks like the bridge is blocked. Well then it looks like I'll have to cut through."

Rufus brought out his large buzz saw and buzzed through the block allowing the others to cross too.

The racers are now halfway across the bridge to reach the finish line. But underwater by Submarine is Dick Dastardly once again with a plot to slow the others down.

"Now to eliminate the competition."

He shredded the bridge

Well even with the bridge out the Wacky Racers prove once again that they're wacky. Rufus splashes into the lead; Christopher uses Speedboat Power and goes into second. But Nurse Bridget with pontoons and Dog Paddle Power takes the lead. Wow, look at Arista go! She's as fast in the water as she is on land.

"That's right, Arista just loves to swim."

Professor Pat Pending brings out an instant and continues on followed by the rest of the Wacky Racers. Now the racers are bearing down on the finish line in Yellowknife.

Dastardly was dressed like an old lady and Muttley donned on a cat costume

"I'm going to stop those Wacky Racers with the old 'Kitty cat in the road' trick. As the Wacky Racers approach they swerve onto that the bridge with a balloon attached. I cut the rope holding the bridge and it lifts the racers and their cars up, up and away. Here they come Muttley." he adjusted his tone to sound like an old lady "Help, help! Look out for my dear kitty cat!"

Muttley did his best to sound like a cat. Dastardly waited at the bottom of the bridge ready to cut the rope

"And now up, up and away." he cut the rope but he was the only one going up "Muttley!"

And here come the rest of the cars down to the finish. And the winner is Number 10 the Buzzwagon, the Slag Brothers comes in second and the Army Surplus Special comes in third. While up, up and away goes Dick Dastardly.

"Muttley do something! Get me down!"

Muttley laughed