" So Annabeth, do you have any idea how to raise a child?"
"I haven't the foggiest idea" Annabeth said. " Well, it can't be that hard can it?"
She was never that wrong again.
"AAAHHH" Screamed Aphrodite "ARTEMIS STOP!" Artemis was pulling on Aphrodite's hair.
"NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY BOW!" Aphrodite handed her a bedazzeled hunting bow.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!"
"I'M SORRY, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE IT PRETTY!" and with that Aphrodite and Artemis both started bawling.
" ARES GIVE IT BACK NOW!" Hephaestus yelled at Ares who stole his Lego sword.
"NO," Was the best 4 year old Ares could come up with.
"OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN" Percy yelled, silence silence silence then he was nailed in the head with a legos in the shape of a thunderbolt "ok zeus in the corner."
"But Hades is there talking to himself about no one wanting to play with him." and there was an emo looking 4 year old sitting in the corner muttering to himself about things most little kids don't worry about.
"Ok, what do's everyone want for breakfast?" Asked Annabeth walking into the room.
"CAP"N CRUNCH" yelled most of the olympians.
"CRUNCHITIZE ME CAP'N CRUNCHA CRUNCHA CRUNCHA CRUNCHA!" yelled Hermes with the craziest face a 4 year old could muster.
"Okay I know I shouldn't be giving you any more sugar." Said percy looking at the young version of the god of speed.
"I'll just take some more juice boxes." Said Dionysus already sipping on apple juice.
"no, no more sugar."
"Fine," Said poseidon. "I'll take a bacon egg and cheese sandwich mc'donalds style"
"Well i'm not making everyone indiviual food so we better decide, anything else to say?" Said Annabeth with a stare she got from her mom. Then there was silence, then Poseidon ruined it.
"shouldn't you be makin me a sandwich."
"No! How do you even know that?!"
"Okay everyone we are having cheerios." Percy said ending the discucion. Almost everyone looked indifferent but Demeter was jumping for joy.
"Ok everyone in the kitchen."
"Wow, they are a handful" Annabeth said watching them all walk into the kitchen.
"Well, good training for when we have kids." Percy said
"What?"
"What?"
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Me: Well, That took a long time.
Percy: 6 hours
Me: Shut up R&R F&F