Darius
Uggghh! Why did Kenji pull me into this! And why did I think it was a good idea to get him out of trouble! I'm such and idiot. And Kenji is just a huge douche bag! I hate him. Now we have to scoop a giant pile of dinosaur shit. This is great. Just great. And everyone else gets to go to the bioengineering lab!
"This is such bullshit," Kenji says suddenly. He drops his shovel and says, "Pun intended. We should leave this behind and go do something fun. Something more fun that whatever the rest of the group is doing!"
"No Kenji," I grumble, "We have to clean this up. Don't rope me into another one of your plans. The last one ended badly enough. And what could be cooler than a bioengineering lab!"
"You really are a huge nerd," Kenji says, smirking. "What if I could take you to see a real dinosaur."
"No Kenji. We would just get into bigger trouble and also get really lost," I reason with him. He shakes his head no.
"I know this island like the back of my hand! I won't get lost," Kenji says confidently. Then he flashes those big puppy dog eyes I can't seem to say no too. "Please Darius! Think about how cool it would be!"
"Fine, fine, just shut up and take me to a dinosaur," I say skeptically. God dammit. How does he do that every time! Every time he wants something and he asks me, I can't say now. What is wrong with me? I wonder as follow Kenji through the large forrest.
"Holy shit!" I scream as the dinosaur rips out of his cage and runs towards us. We fucked up majorly. We are going to die. Here. Today.
I try to run, but I can't move my legs. Kenji grabs my arm and drags me behind him. He gets us to the rock and tries to open it, but it won't work. Then Kenji kicks it and yells, "You stupid fucking rock! Open up!" and magically it opens ups and we both jump in. I jump in first and then Kenji lands on top of me. He scrambles off quickly before springing down the hall telling me to hurry up.
By the time we make it back to camp both of us red in the face and are out of breath. Just before the others drive back to the camp we pick up our shovels and start scooping again. When Rosie drives by she looks out the window and looks suspiciously at us and at the pile of shit.
"What did you guys do?" She asks us. I look over to Kenji to answer because I can't lie for the life of me.
"We stayed right here and we shoveled shit," Kenji says with a completely straight face. Rosie looks at the pile one more time and then drives away. Me and Kenji look at each other before cracking up and high-fiving. When we get back to camp all the other campers are making fun of us except for Ben. He's in the corner spraying us with hand sanitizer every time we happen to get to close to him.